/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17733429]

Discuss its cuisine.

[Anonymous No.17733434]

you first

[Anonymous No.17733441]

two words

[Anonymous No.17733440]

British, Asian, middle eastern and American all crammed together with Canadian prices. Australia is such a young country that it wasn't able to develop its own true culture

[Anonymous No.17733442]

>>17733429
Hotdogs and hamburgers, you know, white people food.

[Anonymous No.17733460]

>>17733442
We don't do hotdogs, unless you count a snag Santa, which is not the same

[Anonymous No.17733462]

>>17733460
Snag sanga*

[Anonymous No.17733477]

>>17733460
>snag Santa
Constant sleigh trips to Bunnings haven't been kind on his gut

[Anonymous No.17733479]

do you still get quarantined if you test positive as a visitor/immigrant?

[Anonymous No.17733491]

>>17733479
Just take the hint and stay the fuck out, it's the new white Australia policy

[Anonymous No.17733497]

>>17733491
I mean seems fine except for the menacing section of pale blue - i'd stay out of there I guess

how much money was wasted on a postal vote again? remind me!

[Anonymous No.17733512]

>>17733460
Yeah, we eat our brats in a bun too.

[Anonymous No.17733596]

>>17733479
>quarantined if you test positive as a visitor/immigrant?
no, border patrol drops them into space

[Anonymous No.17733691]

>>17733440
we jumped from being british to being american to being kinda both.

unless you want to talk about the 50000 years of abo culture which is just overcooking lizards on the fire and eating and and bugs. oh and dot paintings arent australian, they were created by some german lady like 50 years ago, abo art does exist but dot painting is actually fake.

[Anonymous No.17733699]

Only thing good from ausfailia is Australian Toaster Biscuits

[Anonymous No.17733702]

>>17733479
>people entering NT
why the fuck would you even want to?

[Anonymous No.17733707]

>>17733699
what the fuck are you talking about cunt?

[Anonymous No.17733723]

>>17733429
australia has mcdonalds but they also have mexican food for some reason

australia is just bizarro texas

[Anonymous No.17733729]

>>17733723
>australia is just bizarro texas
but without the guns. id say you can find just about every us state here depending on where you are.

[Anonymous No.17733739]

>>17733497
i live in melbourne and have been contemplating moving interstate for a long time. this map is very helpful and is greatly appreciated

[Anonymous No.17733745]

>>17733739
>i live in melbourne
im sorry

[Anonymous No.17733750]

>>17733745
yeah its shit. i didnt realise how shit it really was until i went out to the bush the other day (a small country town in gippsland). went for a walk and an old lady walking her dogs said good morning then told her dogs "dont mess up the lovely mans nice white shoes". made me realise there isnt a single person in the city or even suburbs like that. everyones a cunt.

[Anonymous No.17733755]

>>17733429
>vegemite on toast for brekkie
>lamingtons and a flat white for elevenses
>chiko roll for lunch
>high tea cooked in a billycan
>meat pie for supper
>whole bottle of yellow tail for dessert

[Anonymous No.17733761]

>>17733755
lamingtons suck and high tea is overrated but the rest is correct.

[Anonymous No.17733764]

>>17733723
Funny story: Taco Bell failed here in the early 2000s, then Mexican food left for a while, apart from homemade taco kits, until mid 2010s when we got a bunch of Mexican fast food joints. Now we've got a bunch of different Mexican fast food type places. It's just globalisation taking its course.

[Anonymous No.17733766]

>>17733764
i saw a taco bell in altona the other day

[Anonymous No.17733772]

>>17733729
maybe you guys are bizarro california

[Anonymous No.17733779]

yeah
nah

[Anonymous No.17733781]

>>17733766
Yeah they left until a couple of years ago, you can read about Taco Bell's Australian escapades on their Wiki. It's an interesting read imo, you can see when the Taco Bell brand finally got over outside America.

[Anonymous No.17733788]

>>17733772
just the cities mate.

[Anonymous No.17733812]

no I don't think I will

[Anonymous No.17733963]

>>17733699
Fucking what?

[Anonymous No.17734582]

>>17733497
Scott Morrison insisted on it before agreeing to install Malcolm Turnbull, then when his own electorate voted against his own wishes he refused to represent his electorate in parliament. But now that he has backstabbed Malcolm Turnbull and installed himself as PM we can trust him to represent the nation ahead of himself.

[Anonymous No.17734721]

>>17734582
still voting scomo because he makes trannies seethe kek

[Anonymous No.17734729]

>>17734721
It's not a presidential system. You can't vote for or against him unless you live in his electorate.

[Anonymous No.17734738]

>>17733429

[Anonymous No.17734739]

>>17734729
i live in his electorate (australia) and im voting for him kek
seethe more tranny

[Anonymous No.17735066]

I got onto a YouTube ad of Clive Palmer’s the other day. It was 22mins of him, unedited and uncut, holding a press conference.
All I could think of was that it’s been fucking years since I saw a pollie do something like this instead of two minutes of on-message soundbites.
So fuck ScoMo and AnalBeezy, I’m voting United Australia Party. Voting Lib/Nat or Lab/Green is just retarded.

[Anonymous No.17735073]

[Anonymous No.17735085]

>>17735066
K, but always vote below the line so you don't fall for preference trickery.

[Anonymous No.17735099]

>>17733429
I like pie floater

[Anonymous No.17735120]

>>17735085
Oh for sure, right after my democracy snag.
I’m in Launceston so I always go below the line to put that gigantic faggot Peter Whish-Wilson dead fucking last.
>I’m Peter Whish-Wilson of the Greens
>Vote for me so save the environment
>I also support virtually unlimited immigration of non-integrating unemployables and corruption pushing Muslim clans from dysfunctional third world shitholes
>Yes they have 12 kids per family but we need growth!

[Anonymous No.17735461]

>>17733429
pic related
though we have some great seafood and the tropical climate means we have endless cheap tropical fruit like pineapples, bananas, mangos etc

[Anonymous No.17735466]

>>17733440
>with Canadian prices
nah Canada's way more expensive than Aus, specially when you consider that they get American wages but in Aus you get $40/hr to literally stand around doing nothing

[Anonymous No.17735480]

>>17733723
nah it's more like
QLD = Florida
VIC = Oregon
NSW = California
NT = Texas
WA = Alaska
ACT = Washington DC
TAS = Imagine Canada but if it was a small isolated island
Nauru = Guantanamo Bay
New Zealand = silly little cousin nation that we rip on but secretly they're basedcunts

[Anonymous No.17735921]

>>17733963
i looked it up, poofter is talking about crumpets.

[Anonymous No.17736030]

>>17735480
I like to think of NZ like Wales or Canada.

[Anonymous No.17736032]

>enhances your chips

[Anonymous No.17736068]

>>17736032
I was SHOCKED when I found out this is just an Australian thing. How do “people” even eat chips without it?

[Anonymous No.17736074]

>>17736068
>this is just an Australian thing
wait wot?

[Anonymous No.17736105]

>>17736068
im australian and i dont like chicken salt on my chips

[Anonymous No.17736109]

>>17736030
yeah true
being honest i can never really find a good comparison for Tassie
basedcunts, bit inbred, cold and mountainous,

[Anonymous No.17736123]

>>17733429
ew I never noticed how close you guys are to papua new quinea

[Anonymous No.17736127]

>>17736032
>>17736068
what is chicken salt?

[Anonymous No.17736154]

>>17736068
seppo here. never heard of chicken salt. is it like chicken bouillon?

[Anonymous No.17736186]

Chicken parm with French fries has become their national dish i don’t know why it’s not on Outback’s menu

[Anonymous No.17736188]

>>17736127
>>17736154
its just chicken flavoured salt, and no one here says 'seppo'

[Anonymous No.17736222]

>>17733429
I live here. Food is pretty fucking good. Loads of South East Asian, Central and Eastern European and Arab food and high quality ingredients due to our overabundance of crops. We've mostly moved away from British cousine outside the usual pie n chips malarkey. Other than that, there's all the usual American garbage. But it's far away, expensive, and we're full, so fuck off.

[Anonymous No.17736224]

>>17733764
Still no Starbucks though

[Anonymous No.17736230]

>>17736224
Yes there is. Loads in Sydney, but they failed in Adelaide because there is a strong café culture here, and they couldn't compete on quality.

[Anonymous No.17736239]

>>17736230
I see. I'm in Sadelaide, so I saw them come and go and thought that was the case everywhere.

[Anonymous No.17736254]

>>17736239
Yep. Not sure about the other states. Tbh I can't remember seeing any in Melbourne. Likely the same shit went down there, I would assume.

[Anonymous No.17736258]

>>17736109
West Virginia.

[Anonymous No.17736264]

>>17736188
It's not chicken flavoured. It's called chicken salt because it's used ON roast chicken

[Anonymous No.17736420]

>>17736264
you are wrong and stupid.

[Anonymous No.17736427]

>>17736186
>French fries
you have to go back.

[Anonymous No.17736433]

>>17736188
>>17736264
You’re both fucking retards. It’s called chicken salt because it’s made with chicken bouillon.
>The first recipe for chicken salt consisted of onion powder, garlic powder, celery salt, paprika, chicken bouillon and monosodium glutamate with some curry powder.

[Anonymous No.17736435]

>>17736420
Chicken salt tastes nothing like chicken
Go and try some right now
You'll see
Fuckin dropkick

[Anonymous No.17736460]

>>17736435
That's because it's artificial flavouring. The same flavouring that goes into... chicken stock. That is what it is: pretend chicken. Just like you are a pretend cuisine expert.

[Anonymous No.17736470]

>>17736435
no shit its not supposed to taste like actual chicken meat you fuck head.
its not called chicken because its meant to be used on chicken, i have never heard of anyone putting chicken salt on their chicken, you put chicken salt on your chips.
do you think chicken flavored chips are supposed to taste like chicken meat? no it tastes like fake chicken flavor and chicken salt.

[Anonymous No.17736488]

>>17733429
What happens in Warburton?

[Anonymous No.17736499]

>>17736264
>it's used ON roast chicken
lol no you fucking retard
its used on chips and other fried food you get at either a fish n chip shop or a bbq chicken take-away when you're drunk at 3am

[Anonymous No.17736522]

>>17736499
>>17736470
https://mashable.com/article/chicken-salt-history-australia
>Mitani, a spices company in Adelaide, claims to be the first to have created chicken salt in the 1970s.
>Chicken salt found life in takeaway shops, but its original intention wasn't for chips or scallops.
>"We were basically asked to make a salt for their chickens," Lewis Mitani, Mitani's marketing manager, explained to Mashable.
>"It was meant to be for rotisserie chickens, to give them good flavour and colour once they were cooked

[Anonymous No.17736558]

>>17736522
my feelings dont care about your facts.

[Anonymous No.17736563]

You know, people troll on this board every once in a while about how America has no cuisine of its own.
But threads like this make me painfully aware of how much worse it is for Australia.

I don't mean that as an insult. I mean that because Australia was colonized so late in comparison, and it practically happened all at once since it is an island. Worse yet, the land had nothing to offer.
The native Americans had at least done enough farming to allow tomatoes, potatoes, corn, and peppers to spread across the world.
The abos did absolutely fuck all.

You guys never even had a chance.

[Anonymous No.17736568]

>>17736488
literally nothing

[Anonymous No.17736571]

What does kangaroo pussy feel like?

[Anonymous No.17736573]

>>17736563
I got back 8 months ago from a 3-month job in Chicago. Buddy, you guys have the worst food on the planet. I can find better food in the Philippines.

[Anonymous No.17736576]

>>17736571
ask your dad

[Anonymous No.17736580]

>>17733429
What is the trans scene like in Australia?
I wouldn't mind a holiday there but I'm sure the shemales down under don't hold a candle to Thai ladyboys.

[Anonymous No.17736581]

>>17736571
Chicken salt and vegemite

[Anonymous No.17736584]

>>17736573
>Buddy, you guys have the worst food on the planet
Reminded you too much of home, huh?

[Anonymous No.17736585]

>>17736580
>the shemales down under don't hold a candle to Thai ladyboys
this is correct.

[Anonymous No.17736590]

>>17736584
+2

[Anonymous No.17736596]

Ive been drunk since about 9am in perth wazzup seekay

[Anonymous No.17736601]

>>17736596
>9am
started pretty late today mate?

[Anonymous No.17736604]

>>17736581
that sounds pretty good ngl

[Anonymous No.17736630]

>>17736571
Like American craft beers… far too hoppy

[Anonymous No.17736666]

>>17736109
>basedcunts, bit inbred, cold and mountainous
yeah that's Wales as well
the countryside even looks the same

[Anonymous No.17736671]

>>17736630
>when the chuckle is too sensible

[Anonymous No.17736713]

>>17736584
lol, that doesn't even make sense. Sure is American education in here.

[Anonymous No.17736921]

>>17736188
Cityfag chink.

[Anonymous No.17736934]

>>17736239
They did fail everywhere here because our coffee’s already the best but they’re coming back the last few years in Shitney and Melbshit because chinks think it’s fancy.

[Anonymous No.17736940]

>>17733429
Kangaroo steak and buttered toast with sprinkles do not equal a cuisine

[Anonymous No.17736945]

>>17736488

[Anonymous No.17737175]

>>17733460
we have hot dogs but the casings are different, i prefer US style dogs since they grill better.

[Anonymous No.17737251]

>>17736601
Yeah

[Anonymous No.17737288]

>>17736239
I read up on this a while ago, and I recall starbucks failed pretty much everywhere outside of big cities. Like was already said, basically cafe culture, especially inland.

[Anonymous No.17737293]

>>17733764
Both Taco Bell, Starbucks and Carls Jr exist in QLD

[Anonymous No.17737296]

>>17734739
>i live in his electorate (australia)
nice larpping faggot

[Anonymous No.17737301]

>>17735480
>QLD = Florida
fuck you go eat a potatoe cake you loser

[Anonymous No.17737360]

>>17733750
It was fuckin' Moe wasn't it you scum rat, or Drouin or Koo Wee Rup. Outer northern suburbs of Melbourne is based except for the poos chinks and arabs (including southern italians)

[Anonymous No.17737375]

I finally understand why Australia is the shitpost capital of the world, it fills the gaps left by your utter lack of anything edible on your god-forsake shithole of an island

[Anonymous No.17737394]

>>17737301
>potatoe

[Anonymous No.17737434]

>>17735480
I agree on everything except QLD

SEQ is definitely Florida but the rest is basically the MidWest

[Anonymous No.17737874]

>>17735480
NZ sucks ass

[Anonymous No.17737887]

>>17737874
somehow they lick china's boot more than the libs.

[Anonymous No.17737941]

>>17733963
>>17733707
Zoomlets detected

[Anonymous No.17737944]

>>17735480
NZ is like the "progressive" white suburb that's actually super fashy racist but there aren't enough minorities around for anyone to notice what they really think

[Anonymous No.17737950]

>>17737941
you are not australian and you dont live here and you dont know what you are talking about.

[Anonymous No.17737960]

>>17734738
Huh. So Mad Max was a documentary?

[Anonymous No.17737966]

>>17736230
There's 24 in Sydney, 20 in Brisbane and 17 in Melbourne. It's not in Adelaide because no-one cares about that shit-hole. All their stores are in hospitals & large shopping centres except for a handful of stores right in the CBD so they're not on-street locations like they are in the US.

[Anonymous No.17737970]

>>17734738
ngl that's pretty rad. dumb ass doomsday preppers on /ck/ will act like they're bad ass self reliant macho men because they bought colloidal silver and 20 bags of dry beans that they'll end up throwing out when the worms get to them, but they get mogged by this old petrol huffing abbo who catches meat and cooks it with nothing but a stick and her bare hands

watch and learn you larping tools

[Anonymous No.17737974]

>>17733764
guzman y gomez is australian owned?
>>17733781
starbucks in australia is also interesting
then you find out that contemporary cafe culture in the west is actually all descending from australia

[Anonymous No.17737993]

>>17735461
I once had to work christmas day for fucking telstra, christmas lunch was an iced coffee, slurpee and a sausage roll. stupid cunts also tried to get me to leave early, told them to fuck off all my family shit gets done in the morning/early afternoon so I'm sticking around until 6 to get my full double time and a half.

[Anonymous No.17738040]

>>17737960
more than you know.

[Anonymous No.17738044]

>>17737970
Based but real preppers know the only thing that matters is how many bullets you have

[Anonymous No.17738053]

>>17738044
you only need enough for your loved ones and yourself

[Anonymous No.17738549]

>>17733729
The guns are still there, just hidden.

[Anonymous No.17738560]

>>17737434
I would argue that NQ is more like florida

[Anonymous No.17738581]

>>17738053
So 1 then.

[Anonymous No.17738605]

>>17738549
you know what i mean faggot.

[Anonymous No.17738608]

>>17737375
I will cram a whole pavlova up your arse.

[Anonymous No.17738622]

do australians really eat this

[Anonymous No.17738626]

>>17738605
Oh, you meant these guns? Yeah, it's a shame they're gone. Rip brah.

[Anonymous No.17738635]

>>17736032
So this is just the powder they put on chicken in a biskit right

[Anonymous No.17738652]

>>17738622
no. but regardless that sausage isn't cooked properly. also there is not nearly enough butter or sprinkles on that bread. also that is the wrong kind of bread and the plate is too small and you didnt cut the bread properly... you really fucked literally everything up.

[Anonymous No.17738666]

>>17738635
no

[Anonymous No.17738703]

>>17736580
Look up Ella Venus, by far the hottest tranny right now