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What is /ck's opinion on girlscout cookies?

>> No.17666517

Tagalongs are good everything else sucks

>> No.17666520

I dont support women.

>> No.17666521

>>17666509
Shit

>> No.17666529

>>17666509
luv thin mints
ignore or 'ate everything else
simple as

>> No.17666531 [DELETED] 

Cunny

>> No.17666534

i love them but like all sweets i don't really partake bc i aint trying to be no fatty fatty fatty bo batty

>> No.17666535
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>>17666509
>image

I don't mind a thin mint every now and again.

>> No.17666539

>>17666509
never buy from girlscouts, they don't even bake them
if you need a fix, buy from the manufacturer

>> No.17666540
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>>17666509
Thin Mints are literally pic related, available year-round at any grocery store. Do not support the child/sex-slavery Girl Scout cabal.

>> No.17666542

>>17666509
Teaching young girls that they can speak to strange men is haram.

>> No.17666544
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17666544

>I can walk into any grocery store on earth, and buy these any time of day

>Women getting brutally shitted on by little elves

>> No.17666553
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>>17666509
had a bunch of them a few months back. regulars at the restaurant i work at brought in like 20 boxes for us. super based family. the new adventurfuls were amazing

>> No.17666554

Food always tastes better when child labor is involved.

>> No.17666557

>>17666540
>>17666544
srs question are they literally the same?
like do they come from the same factory?

>> No.17666568

>>17666557
>srs question are they literally the same?
They're better, because they're not stale from sitting into the trunk of somebody's car for a month before getting sold.

>> No.17666581

>coworkers blackmailing you into buying nasty chemical crap to fund their daughter's club
One year I said "how about if I just donate cash" and that didn't go over well at all

I'm not eating that shit but I guess you need to feel like you're not shaking me down?

>> No.17666583

>>17666509
Peanut butter ones I forget the name

>> No.17666589

>>17666509
Thin Mints and Lemonades.

>> No.17666590

I don't support feminazi organizations that brainwash young girls into little retarded commie npc's.

>> No.17666596

>>17666589
>Lemonades
my nigga

>> No.17666620

hey guys my daughter is selling cookies for her girl scout troop. I'll just leave the order form in the break room if anybody wants to sign up.

>>17666581
>coworkers blackmailing you into buying nasty chemical crap to fund their daughter's club

you sound like a lot of fun to be around

>> No.17666624

>>17666509
How much for other "services."

>> No.17666629

>>17666590
sad edgelord faggot lol

>> No.17666632

>>17666620
Found the blackmailer. Not a slight against you personally unless you take it that way, I just don't feel the need to pretend to like those things. Just ask me for money, I'll give it. You know I always donate when there's a collection for someone.

>> No.17666636

>>17666509
Love them. Could eat them all day long. Not big on their cookies though.

>> No.17666638

>>17666632
>hey do you want to buy some cookies
>nah man I'm good
>alright

where's the "blackmail"?
Do you have crippling social anxiety?

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17666657

never been crazy about them(or any sweets really) but a friend gave me a box of these recently and they are divine

>> No.17666717

>>17666638
What if I want to donate to your daughter's #girlboss female empowerment club? Why deprive me of that just because I don't want gross cookies? Does it really have to follow this autistic script where you pretend you are providing a useful product in exchange for payment? Does the illusion of running a small business matter that much to you? Your daughter isn't even here. If she was here of course I'd go along with the larp, but we're both adults, we can admit the tooth fairy doesn't exist.

>> No.17666740

>>17666636
ANON NOOOOOO!!

>> No.17666750

>>17666581
remind them that girl scout cookies are made with oil and chocolate produced by enslaved children
most people just get confused at that point and shut up

>> No.17666757

>>17666509

IF they actually made them and IF they weren't a hypocritical, political organization I'd support, but I won't buy them for those two reasons.

>> No.17666811

>>17666666

>> No.17666820

>>17666629
Be mad cookie cuck

>> No.17666891

>>17666509
i don't like cookies.

>> No.17667159

>>17666811
>spamming your get
fuck off, loser

>> No.17667196

My neighbor got mad at me because I said no to his black daughter but bought 80 boxes from the white girl upstairs i our apartment building.

I feel like the peanut butter chocolate cookies used to be better.

>> No.17667206

ok groomer

>> No.17667244

Stopped supporting them once they started letting boys join

>> No.17667273

>>17666509
>What is /ck's opinion on girlscout cookies?
my wife was a former girl scout, and leader.

she gets them all the time. most of them are crap. she likes the thin mints I can eat the samoans and lemon cookies but they are a rip off for what you get in the package.

I asked her about why the troops don't make homemade cookies and sell them (they would be a whole lot better). she said the lord high muckety mucks wouldn't allow it.

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17667447

Does anyone truly trust girl-scouts?

>> No.17667732

>>17666509
Girl scout cookies are always flat and hard to get, but girl scout cake on the other hand...

>> No.17667782

>>17666509
She doesn't look full blooded Anglo Celtic Germanic Scandinavian white, so I would be happy to see hit by a car doing 60mph.

>> No.17667792

>>17666540
>>17666544
Not nearly as good you tastlet

>> No.17667891

>>17666509
Any man who buys cookies from little girls is an obvious pedo.

>> No.17667910

>>17666509
Why is that poor girls face covered

>> No.17667917

>>17667910
Prostitutes don't kiss clients. Watch Pretty Woman.

>> No.17667936

>>17666509
God it's sad seeing kids wear those stupid ass pointless masks.

>> No.17667938
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Big Palm Oil hiding behind children in their insatiable lust for pongo tears

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>>17666509
they bring all the little girls to my yard

>> No.17667948

>>17667936
>t. Chud

>> No.17668061

>>17666509
I'll take both the girlscout and the cookies, thank you very much.

>> No.17668066

>>17666544
>>17666557
Keebler is worse

cope

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>>17666509
Do American girl scouts actually do anything besides selling cookies?
Do they learn to tie knots and start campfires?

>>17667936
Trust the science.
This is good for them.

>> No.17668123

>>17666509
Imagine a whole jar of honey on her tiny toes.

>> No.17668187

>>17668066
imagine being this bamboozled by artificial scarcity

>> No.17668481

I dont support unpaid child labor or forced camping

>> No.17668533

>>17666581
>blackmailing you into buying nasty chemical crap
Lol you sound like a schizo, and I highly doubt any coworkers would been talk to you.
Literally nobody had such an autistic reaction to girl scout cookies. Any functional person would simply say “no thanks”.

>> No.17668557

>>17666509
They aren't even made by them, and I don't support women.

>> No.17668584

>>17666539
You really think the point of Girl Scout cookies is that the girls baked them?

>> No.17668603

>>17668584
If there were a restaurant chain entirely staffed by little girls I would eat there three times per day.

>> No.17668621

>>17667447
Not as far as I can throw them.
That being said, those shortbread things are divine.

>> No.17668625

>girls by law have to be allowed to join boy scouts
>boys by law cannot be allowed to join girl scouts
Welll well well, if it ain't my old friend one way mirror

>> No.17668636

>>17666517
Samoans say fuck you

>> No.17668647

>>17666509
a bit expensive, but I'm not gonna look a gift cunny in the mouth

>> No.17668671

>>17666590
Haven't heard the word feminazi in a long time kek

>> No.17668838

I legally can't answer the door when Girl Scouts come around knocking because of a court order. :(

>> No.17668858

>>17668838
Convicted cookie thief?

>> No.17668879

>>17667196
Based

>> No.17668884

>>17668858
Cunny cookie connoisseur

>> No.17668889
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>>17666509
>live in the balkans
>no girlscouts
>no girlscout cookies

atleast there was this little girl selling cheap smuggled cigarettes in my old neighbourhood

>> No.17668905 [DELETED] 

i stopped buying them after fags and their enablers infiltrated and destroyed the boy scouts
women are the biggest enablers of faggots, and thus i will not support women in anything ever again

>> No.17669010

UOH! COOKIE EROTIC

>> No.17669073

>>17666509
gay. the girls don't sell at my walmart past 10pm

>> No.17669080

>>17666509
Is it possible to adopt a little girl easily? I really need one to cherish and love. No sick responses please.

>> No.17669084

>>17669080
As a single parent, you have no chance of adopting anything that isnt a kitten or a puppy.

>> No.17669093

>>17669084
Not true, I know a single woman who adopted successfully. She was a protestant church official though so that's basically a "trust me unconditionally" pass as far as US law is concerned

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>>17668889
wait, what'd she look like?

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>>17669093
>protestant church official

>> No.17669113

>>17666520
/thread

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>>17666509

I prefer the girl scouts instead of the cookies.

>> No.17669145

>>17669095
just a regular little girl probably around 10yo. she used to hang around with other kids. her parents were selling ciggarettes and told us to ask her when we needed.
we would just ask her, she was like
>gotcha, wait here
and came back in 2 minutes with the ciggies
bought weed and homemade liquor from her dad a few times as well

>> No.17669247

>>17666557
They are the same in that Coke, Pepsi, RC and Great Value Cola from Walmart are all the same shit because they're the same core flavor