/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17646040]

If your bartender glittered your drink like this, would you still drink it?

[Anonymous No.17646045]

>>17646040
Yasss i woulddd

[Anonymous No.17646044]

No I'd throw it over him
Not queer, simple as

[Anonymous No.17646049]

>>17646044
Why do you assume the bartender is a man
Why are you threatened by a glittery drink? Are you that worried that people are gonna think you suck cocks?

[Anonymous No.17646055]

>>17646040
kinda interested in my glittery poops afterwards

[Anonymous No.17646084]

>>17646049
It's just a faggot drink, has no business entering my belly.

[Anonymous No.17646089]

I’d leave without paying. Cleary he doesn’t want my money

[Anonymous No.17646091]

>>17646040
>Kosher certified

[Anonymous No.17646093]

Is it kosher? Oh it is, then yes I would.

[Anonymous No.17646114]

>>17646093
I much rather think you'd prefer a Glow In The Dark cocktail

[Anonymous No.17646126]

Yeah. Anyone who would care enough to give me shit about it is a closeted homosexual

[Anonymous No.17646172]

>>17646126
Is this even true? Why does everyone repeat this?
I know two people who were closeted fags into college and both of them were really flamboyant. They would be drinking shit like this daily.
Also, since everyone "knows" that being scared to "look gay" is a sign of being closeted, wouldn't real closeted fags be eager to prove they're not gay by drinking the gay drink? If you refuse to drink the gay drink, everyone will assume you're closeted, which actually makes refusing the drink more of a sign of security in your sexuality

[Anonymous No.17646176]

>spritzing cheap beer with glitter
I'd have a chuckle

[Anonymous No.17646190]

>>17646172
>everyone "knows" that being scared to "look gay" is a sign of being closeted, wouldn't real closeted fags be eager to prove they're not gay by drinking the gay drink
Idk about you but there’s a lot of black guys everywhere I go and their obsession with not being gay is not this nuanced

[Anonymous No.17646209]

>>17646172
>I know two people who were closeted fags into college
Well you wouldn’t know that they were closeted fags if they weren’t flamboyant...

I do avoid faggy shit, but not to an extent that seems suspicious.

t. Closeted fag

[Anonymous No.17646214]

>>17646040
yes because I like that gay shit

[Anonymous No.17646227]

>>17646049
Glitter is for poofs, everyone knows that

[Anonymous No.17646253]

>>17646190
Fair enough, I'm just thinking about a cultural context where people say that being scared to look gay is a sign of being gay. Blacks probably don't use that argument on each other in the first place.

>>17646209
Sorry should have specified, I knew they were closeted because they actually came out as gay later. Though I did suspect it due to the flamboyance.
>I do avoid faggy shit, but not to an extent that seems suspicious.
This is what I would expect a smart closeted gay to do. But would you drink this glitter drink is the question

[Anonymous No.17646491]

>>17646253
I don’t really drink, so I guess no. If I were in the situation though, it’d probably be preferable to just drink it and not make a scene.

[Anonymous No.17646516]

>>17646040
No. I happily drink girly drinks, because some of them taste very good, but glitter is disgusting and I hate it in all contexts.
>not omophobic, just ate glitter. simple as.

[Anonymous No.17646583]

>>17646114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAjrbtzr_NA

[Anonymous No.17646750]

>>17646040
Only because it's purple. I just like the color purple.

[Anonymous No.17646763]

>>17646040
It's hard enough to get glitter off the outside of your body, I'm not putting that shit inside too that shit will never come out.

[Anonymous No.17647007]

>>17646491
Do you fuck women to keep up appearances?

[Anonymous No.17647013]

>>17646040
What’s it make my pee/poop look like?

[Anonymous No.17647019]

>>17646750
based

[Anonymous No.17647026]

>>17646750
Hello my brother

[Anonymous No.17647033]

>>17646040
My bartender only has warm coors lights and an old broken TV with Family Feud on perpetually

[Anonymous No.17647155]

>>17646172
I can smell burnt toast

[Anonymous No.17647157]

>>17646040
no thanks, i have enough plastic in my diet already from eating seafood

[Anonymous No.17647164]

>>17646040
No thanks, dont need that shit ripping apart my urethra on the way out

[Anonymous No.17647227]

I ordered an old fashioned.
If he glittered it at all, I'd dump it on the bar.

[Anonymous No.17647386]

>>17646040
holy shit is that glitter lean???

[Anonymous No.17647418]

>>17646040
depends if they puffed it directly out of their anus or not

[Anonymous No.17647435]

>>17646040
The way you phased this makes it sound like I have a bartender bro/gf who's testing himself/herself to see if she can make faggy cocktails correctly and offering them to me to sample. If they offered it to me for free, I'd drink it. If I get glitter in my beer without them asking me anything or something equally autistic, I leave and never come back.

[Anonymous No.17647492]

Only acceptable at a gay bar

[Anonymous No.17647648]

>if you don't drink this faggy plastic laced drink you're a gay
what is wrong with the west?

[Anonymous No.17647671]

>>17646040
if its edible.

[Anonymous No.17647682]

>>17647648
To my knowledge, it's actually finely-ground mica.

[Anonymous No.17647706]

>>17647682
Delicious.

[Anonymous No.17647713]

>>17647706
More delicious than plastic.
Probably kills intestinal parasites, too. Did you know they used to feed aluminum shavings to people with tapeworms?

[Anonymous No.17647720]

>>17646040
Only if the bartender is hot.

[Anonymous No.17647778]

>>17646750
People say they like the color purple but no one ever wears purple, drives a purple car, buys purple products, decorates their houses purple or even uses a purple theme in windows

[Anonymous No.17647786]

>>17647778
I never realized that actually.

[Anonymous No.17647793]

>>17647778
>no one ever wears purple
I do

[Anonymous No.17647801]

>>17647793
>sportswear
how to look like a big toddler

[Anonymous No.17647812]

>>17646055
your boyfriend would get a fabulous little surprise on his d

[Anonymous No.17647816]

>>17646040
It's kosher, but is it halal?

[Anonymous No.17647819]

>>17647801
Take it back, I'm a big boy now.

[Anonymous No.17647855]

>>17647778
Purple is a color traditionally associated with royalty due to its rarity in nature and its status as the highest color on the light spectrum. The usage of purple by non royalty was outlawed, and the stigma continues to this day (that royalty never went away). This is why pimps use a ton of purple, as a form of claimed royalty and rebellion against the powers that shouldn’t be.

[Anonymous No.17647867]

>>17647713
I did not. Was it effective at all?

[Anonymous No.17647891]

>>17646040
Will it get me drunk or a buzz? Yes

[Anonymous No.17647966]

Only if I specifically asked for a glittery drink. If I asked for a martini or something and he glittered it without telling me, I would refuse it and go somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.17648880]

>>17646084
So your boyfriends lumpy cum that you suck down your gullet doesn't count as a "faggot drink"?