Why are Russian so grotesque?

[Anonymous No.17612695]

This is their food, their culture
Beef, mushroom, creamy sauce and pasta
why are they like this?
whats wrong with them?

[Anonymous No.17612698]

you already posted this

[Anonymous No.17612700]

>>17612695
Looks good.

[Anonymous No.17612724]

>>17612695
>Beef, mushroom, creamy sauce and pasta
This sounds great

[Anonymous No.17612727]

For me, Macaroni Po Flotski.

[Anonymous No.17612734]

>>17612695
>Beef, mushroom, creamy sauce and pasta
Sounds pretty good.

[Anonymous No.17612739]

>>17612695
Its very rich for me but I see the appeal. Brazilians do it better honestly.

[Anonymous No.17612743]

why do retards here seethe when people enjoy things they hate?

[Anonymous No.17612752]

>>17612695
Beef stroganoff is fucking good, you could have picked pretty much anything else as an example to criticize russian cuisine

[Anonymous No.17612781]

>>17612743
That's almost always been the point of 4chan. To shit on others' opinions without consequence.

[Anonymous No.17612798]

>>17612695
Stroganoff is fucking elder god tier peasant food.

>tfw Biden and his team of obese brown cherokee bulldykes have made the cost of caviar almost double these past few weeks
Russian food is good if you like seafood and potatoes, because that's like 90% of it.

[Anonymous No.17612815]

>>17612695
Stroganoff is not eaten eaten with pasta. Potatoes either mashes or boiled, rice in a pinch. Eating it on pasta is an Anglo thing.

[Anonymous No.17612821]

>>17612815
It's also good, so who gives a fuck.

[Anonymous No.17612823]

>>17612695
This states to god fucking

[Anonymous No.17612835]

im drunk sorry

[Anonymous No.17612851]

bump

[Anonymous No.17612853]

>>17612798
Russia is landlocked 95% of the year. They have no seafood, apart from Iranian caviar

[Anonymous No.17612888]

>>17612853
Sturgeon are river fish, and Russia has major fishing operations on all of its coasts, you nitwit.

[Anonymous No.17612896]

>>17612695
>doesn't like beef pasta and mushrooms
The ultimate tastelet.

[Anonymous No.17612898]

>>17612695
It’s fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.17612908]

>>17612853
They literally have the world's largest inland sea. Did you fail geography class?

[Anonymous No.17612923]

>>17612815
Interesting, stroganoff on potatoes actually does sound immensely better whereas noddle stroganoff is kind of meh imo.

[Anonymous No.17612926]

>>17612695
Fuck off ukrop shill

[Anonymous No.17612940]

>>17612853
google maps the western pacific ocean. then google king crab smothered in sturgeon caviar.

[Anonymous No.17612949]

>>17612695
>>17612698
>>>/pol/369630255
>1pbtid
Bump limit soon.

[Anonymous No.17612996]

>>17612908
He's probably american.

[Anonymous No.17613017]

>>17612996
Fair enough. America's pretty big too and its geography is pretty complex. I couldn't identify half its major rivers on a map.

[Anonymous No.17613048]

>>17613017
Wow, I was right. I suck.

[Anonymous No.17613049]

>>17612695
Beef stroganoff comes from Russia? I hate them even more now

[Anonymous No.17613097]

>>17612908
They literally have a worthless inland sea.

What the fuck are you literally doing on an international board, let alone a cooking one?

[Anonymous No.17613116]

>>17613097
This is bait.

[Anonymous No.17613125]

>>17612695
I’ve always wanted to try the legit Olivier Salad from the Hermitage

>The exact recipe—particularly that of the dressing—was a zealously guarded secret, but it is known that the salad contained grouse, veal tongue, caviar, lettuce, crayfish tails, capers, and smoked duck, although it is possible that the recipe was varied seasonally. The original Olivier dressing was a type of mayonnaise, made with French wine vinegar, mustard, and Provençal olive oil; its exact recipe, however, remains unknown

[Anonymous No.17613186]

>>17612823
Bro, what?

[Anonymous No.17613267]

i hate russians but stroganoff is god-tier

[Anonymous No.17613353]

i had the russian stroganoff and liked it a lot but i grew up in poland with a completely different version. it's a lot more soupy, has a darker colour, more meaty flavour, adds peppers and is usually served with bread. the name used was the same though. i can't find a single recipe for it that isn't in polish. anyone's familiar with this?

[Anonymous No.17613384]

>>17613353
https://polishfoodies.com/polish-beef-stroganoff-recipe/
This one says you guys put pickles in it, too. Is that true?

[Anonymous No.17613453]

>>17613353
lol polak is like the discount retard tier of slavic food

[Anonymous No.17613457]

Name one thing wrong with stroganoff

[Anonymous No.17613596]

>>17613384
my grandma never added them but the ones i had at restaurants sometimes had them. not too much so it wasn't overpowering. the on e in that pic looks really bizzare, never seen one like that

[Anonymous No.17613638]

>>17613453
fuck you, it's delicious

[Anonymous No.17613659]

>>17613638
sure i'm certain it is but so is mcchicken

[Anonymous No.17613696]

Stroganoff is served with kasha/grechka and is delicious. Russian food is great.

[Anonymous No.17613723]

>>17612695
stroganoff is french

[Anonymous No.17613729]

>>17612695
Bruh, stroganoff is based, the fuck are you on about?

[Anonymous No.17613730]

>>17613723
>stroganoff is french
lol no.

[Anonymous No.17613737]

>>17612695
Sure, it's no orange colored mystery slop served on rice with a side of roti and a touch of fecal coliform.

[Anonymous No.17613745]

>>17613730
>The dish is named after one of the members of the influential Stroganov family.[2][3][4] A legend attributes its invention to French chefs working for the family
russians are subhumans and cannot into good food. that is why it is called stroganoff and not strogonov, it is a last fuck you to ugly disgusting slavs

[Anonymous No.17613752]

>>17613745
heehee are u a seething ukrainian or an anglo?

[Anonymous No.17613765]

>>17613745
>that is why it is called stroganoff and not strogonov, it is a last fuck you to ugly disgusting slavs
Nah, that's just a language thing. Like how in English we say "Warsaw" instead of "Warszawa", "Prague" instead of "Praha", "Kiev" instead of "Kyiv", "Moscow" instead of "Moskva", etc.

[Anonymous No.17613772]

>>17613745
In Poland, it's "stroganow" and in Portugues it's "estrogonofe". Words have different spellings in different languages, my friend.

[Anonymous No.17613786]

>>17613752
>>17613765
>>17613772
why are you talking to me? you're not human

[Anonymous No.17613790]

>>17613786
Begone, schizo. This is autist territory.

[Anonymous No.17613835]

>>17613772
>Words have different spellings in different languages, my friend.
mind=blown

[Anonymous No.17613850]

>>17613835
I think he was specifically referring to proper nouns.

[Anonymous No.17613865]

>>17613850
Then why did he use kiev as an example? It's not like ukraine is a real country.

[Anonymous No.17613869]

>>17613786
why are u so butthurt over bean wrong on 4chink?

[Anonymous No.17613890]

>>17613865
Do we need to go over what a "proper noun" is now?

[Anonymous No.17613896]

>>17612798
Oh no, the rich can't eat horrendously expensive fish eggs! Whatever shall us people do?

Tell the rich to go drown their tears in their wine cellars filled with Chateau Rothschilds and Margeaux. Seriously, who gives a fuck. If there's one animal that needs a break form being slaughtered for one part, it's sharks for their fins, and sturgeons for their fucking eggs.

I'm no PETA fag, but seriously, what a fucking waste of time. Humans are cunts and we eat dumb shit for dumb reasons.

[Anonymous No.17613905]

>>17613890
Do you think 'the bathroom' is a proper noun? That's basically what ukraine is, just an open sewer for rats.

[Anonymous No.17613915]

>>17613896
What the fuck am I meant to put in my blini then asshole?

[Anonymous No.17613992]

>>17613896
Caviar is typically either non-lethally harvested or the rest of the fish is also sold as meat. Because sturgeons have long lifespans and take years to reach breeding, the former is becoming more common, specifically for farmed sturgeon.

The issue with sturgeons is overfishing. Americans nearly overfished the Hudson and Delaware river sturgeon to extinction before conservation efforts were put into place.

[Anonymous No.17614006]

>>17613992
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.17614024]

>>17613869
you mean youre wrong?

[Anonymous No.17614052]

>>17613992
What does fish pussy feel like?

[Anonymous No.17614268]

>>17614052
It's not designed for penetrative intercourse.

[Anonymous No.17614294]

>>17613745
in poland it's strogonow

[Anonymous No.17614408]

>>17613992
Him spoot

[Anonymous No.17614425]

>>17613745
In France it's strogâneauve

[Anonymous No.17614477]

>>17612695
Sounds good to me. As long as there is no onions or garlic.

[Anonymous No.17614482]

>>17614268
I’ll redesign it then. Be redesigning those fish guts I’m shoving in too

[Anonymous No.17614577]

What do you mean? Looks good to me.

[Anonymous No.17615236]

>>17613992

That's how I imagine Link reproducing with Princess Ruto in Ocarina of Time

[Anonymous No.17615246]

>>17612695
Hate Russia, goyim. Victoria Nuland says so.

[Anonymous No.17615295]

>>17612695
I think the fact that ukrainians consumed their own children during times of relatively mild starvation is a lot more grotesque than beef, mushrooms in a creamy sauce with noodles. Rofl.

[Anonymous No.17615306]

>>17614482
keyed fishfucker

[Anonymous No.17615450]

>>17612695
>soviet government confiscated all the food
>fruit and veggies rot LONG before getting redistributed
>trying to eat enough to survive

There's a reason a significant chunk of slav foods are "how many calories can I jam into this meal so that I don't die of starvation?" With whatever garnish you can scrounge up.

[Anonymous No.17615518]

>>17615246
putin isa jew

[Anonymous No.17615524]

Russian food is delicious and that picture looks like an excellent meal after a long day.

[Anonymous No.17615554]

>>17613786

[Anonymous No.17615686]

I prefer it on rice with lots of sour cream schhluuurrrp :p

[Anonymous No.17615776]

>>17612695
Just because your povo family butchers it doesn't mean actual stroganoff isn't fantastic, freedom fries seethetard

[Anonymous No.17615806]

>NATOtrannies seething even on /ck/

Kek fuck hohols. Z.

[Anonymous No.17615808]

>>17612815
I've gotten it on rice a bunch of times, still good.

[Anonymous No.17615817]

Russian food:
:/
Ukrainan food:
:o

[Anonymous No.17617138]

>>17613786
"OOOH NO A TALKING DOG AHHHH MY DAY IS RUINED"
You should be thankful

[Anonymous No.17617557]

>>17614577
this post doesnt work without a nordic / bongistany flag.

[Anonymous No.17617619]

>>17615817
omg so much this!

[Anonymous No.17617673]

>>17612695
The fuck's that? They make a fucking good salad though.
>>17613353
I've had something similar to this, it also had pickles. Good shit.

[Anonymous No.17617710]

>>17614482
Omegabased

[Anonymous No.17617775]

>>17612727
>Macaroni Po Flotski.
sorry, the traditional way is spaghetti, dry af (lean) mince and some onions
t. russkie

compared to that, what you posted looks really nice

[Anonymous No.17618789]

This is literally one of the most delicious foods on the planet though

[Anonymous No.17620537]

>>17612821
But you have to eat it with potatoes and rice if you want le heckin traditional authentic stroganoff

[Anonymous No.17620830]

>>17613772
Idgaf about Portugal or my country (Estrogonof), i respect the origin

[Anonymous No.17620853]

The Ukraine isn’t even a real country. Your tears are delicious though Alexi. ;)

[Anonymous No.17620862]

>>17617775
Really?
Also, that's just a picture from a search engine I thought looked nice.
I was born in Russia originally. We're from a very traditionally soviet family from near kavkaz.
The way we make it for the past 20 years is not using spaghetti, but always making sure to add tomato paste to it. Sometimes a lot of garlic or grated carrot. Always using ground beef. Maybe it's not Russian-authentic macaroni po flotski, but it's really nice and tasty. Ground beef dishes are never bad.

[Anonymous No.17620865]

>>17614577
That's broth. How else is it supposed to look?

[Anonymous No.17620868]

Gonna make me some Olivye salad.
Also russian cooking youtube is based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPfpDagZeWs

[Anonymous No.17621267]

>>17615817
>ukrainan food
Oh yeah, I also love salted pig lard and, um..
Uh...

[Anonymous No.17621282]

>>17612695
That's delicious.

[Anonymous No.17621521]

I like beef strokin' off
I add a little tomato paste, though.

[Anonymous No.17623094]

>>17620868
Ukrainian borsch > russian borsch > polish borsch

[Anonymous No.17624206]

>>17613353
This is the one I'm most familiar with, more like a stew. Very good shit.

[Anonymous No.17624236]

>>17624206
polak "stronganov" isn't what anyone think about though

[Anonymous No.17625372]

>>17612727
>Macaroni
That is clearly rotini.

[Anonymous No.17625639]

>>17625372
Russians call all pasta, except for maybe lasagna leaves or ravioli, macaroni.

[Anonymous No.17625885]

>tastes like poverty

[Anonymous No.17625909]

>>17625885
>tastes like chrismas

[Anonymous No.17625944]

Russian food is good and I'm tired of pretending that it's not.

[Anonymous No.17625973]

>>17612727
that's what I make after a 12hr+ shift at midnight for an exhausted late dinner

[Anonymous No.17627152]

>>17615295
>"relatively mild starvation"
>at least 3 million people (up to 10) dead of starvation in a single year
>caused by dirty russkies of course

[Anonymous No.17627154]

>>17621267
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.17627176]

This is a traditional Russian tea warmer known as a "samovar."

[Anonymous No.17627199]

>>17612695
>beef, mushrooms, cream sauce and egg noodles or fried taters
>grotesque
Retard thread. Why’d I bump?

[Anonymous No.17627203]

>>17615817
Heckin updooted and wholesome, take my gold!

[Anonymous No.17627409]

>>17624236
it's better though

[Anonymous No.17627433]

>>17620862
I'm afraid that's what I grew up with (amurskaja oblast'). we had it with spaghetti or picrelated maccaroni
on the other hand we had fucktons of mushrooms of all kinds, loads of fish, loads of vegetables we grew ourselves. my grandpa was awesome at foraging and at growing stuff.
kavkaz cuisine is pretty nice I have to tell, not plain at all. you guys traditionally use way more spices afaik, and that 's always a good thing.

[Anonymous No.17627451]

>>17627176
I mean, it's an improvised one from a prison probably, but in its rudimentary form it still works, so why the fuck not. you can still buy picrelated all over the world.
I mean, americans don't have electric teakettles and anyone but them considers it to be barbaric.

[Anonymous No.17627470]

>>17627176
...also, this is not a samovar, it's a kipjatil'nik
a samovar has this thing >>17627451 built into a container, which makes it a old style of kettle. heck, in the 00s we had an electrik kettle (in western germany) with this kind of heating element built in...

anon, I think you're pretty sheltered to look down on how people heat water for a cuppa. what works works, it doesn't have to be a kettle with "keep hot" functions and variable boiling temp that's also athermos and has different leds to show the temperature and it also needs wifi to be worked from your phone remotely while you watch your wife getting gangbanged by ten black dudes

[Anonymous No.17627481]

>>17627470
>and it also needs wifi to be worked from your phone remotely while you watch your wife getting gangbanged by ten black dudes
Damn, Germany is a weird place.

[Anonymous No.17628308]

>>17614408
>heem spoot
you had one fucking job

[Anonymous No.17630467]

>>17613992
sexy

[Anonymous No.17630472]

>>17612695
What the fuck is wrong with this. I don't even think this is centric to Russia I've made this shit myself

[Anonymous No.17630620]

For me, it's chicken jello. The true sign of advanced culture

[Anonymous No.17630627]

>>17612695
mm delicious peak Russian culture

[Anonymous No.17630638]

Nothing better than slurping down a cold spoonful of chicken jello! I like to smear a little mayonnaise and sugar on it as well

[Anonymous No.17630669]

>>17613125
Jesus, that's the mostly absurdly rich food I can imagine. A case of the gout in a pan.

Probably worth it, though.

[Anonymous No.17630790]

>>17630472
mushrooms are poison

[Anonymous No.17631123]

>>17630620
Jellied eels are better.

[Anonymous No.17632689]

looks good

[Anonymous No.17632757]

>>17612695
I am actually hard looking at that plate of stroganoff. Haven't had some stroke me off in like 2 years, and I'm almost 4 days fasted. God I would slit someone's throat right now for a plate of creamy beefy goodness.

[Anonymous No.17633168]

>>17613992
God, I wish that was me.

[Anonymous No.17634258]

>>17632757
you're not the only one.

[Anonymous No.17636156]

Someone share an authentic Stroganoff recipe (in english), I dont want to make the american recipes Im finding with google

[Anonymous No.17636359]

>>17636156
Would love to see this too if anyone has it

[Anonymous No.17636694]

>>17612695
Stroganoff is some good shit. I could really go for some borscht and stuffed cabbage right now. Maybe some of those potato pancakes stuffed with ground pork. Finish off with a few cherry pierogi. Whew Russian food is good.

[Anonymous No.17636707]

>>17612695
I hate Russia but I do like sloppa

[Anonymous No.17636729]

>>17612695
Yea this is definitely "grotesque" food, please don't eat it. Just give it to me <img class="xae" data-xae width="27" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/1d3f2a13_happycat.png">

[Anonymous No.17637676]

>>17612695
>buttblasted Ukrainicuck detected
Fuck off with your propaganda thread.

[Anonymous No.17637688]

>>17636694
>all of this
>russian
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/1e4d8dfa_PillowNo.png">

[Anonymous No.17638214]

>>17637688
you can bitch and moan about how ackshually those dishes didn't originate in Russia but anyone outside of plebbit doesn't care about that cultural inferiority complex and they think
>borsch = Russian

cope

[Anonymous No.17638286]

>>17612695
I've eaten stroganoff without pasta, and with julienne onions and pickles. Served with rice.
Would recommend.

[Anonymous No.17638313]

>>17638214
>getting mad about soup

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[Anonymous No.17638333]

>>17612695
Yummy

[Anonymous No.17638366]

>>17612695
this is THE Russian drink! bottoms up bratanki!

[Anonymous No.17638535]

>>17638313
Most non-European, maybe even many Europeans can't point to Ukraine on a map. They can point to Russia.

:trollface:

[Anonymous No.17638924]

>>17627409
lol no.

[Anonymous No.17638984]

>>17638366
oi!

[Anonymous No.17638995]

>>17612695
Lot of Russian food cuisine is basically a rip-off of American cuisine from WW2 era.

They wanted Soviet Union to appear prosperous and rich like US so they just copied a lot of that cuisine and started manufacturing processed foods like US.

<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="31" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/9ecd704b_PepoThink.png"> <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c69a1ef1_cia.png">

[Anonymous No.17639006]

>>17612798
Why can't some other country make cheaper caviar then?

[Anonymous No.17639030]

>>17639006
why would they when you can sell it for the same price?

[Anonymous No.17639529]

>>17625639
>lasagna leaves
kek'd

[Anonymous No.17641545]

>>17612695
is good stuff, comrade

[Anonymous No.17641799]

>>17639529
>ywn have a lasagna tree
bros... it's no fair