/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17591916]

This man says it's impossible to make homemade lasagna for under $30. Is he right, /ck/?

[Anonymous No.17591920]

Yes

[Anonymous No.17591923]

>>17591916
>Homemade lasagna!

[Anonymous No.17591931]

Just looking at what's in the background, this man has probably never been right in his life. Even if you're using jarred sauces and upscale cheese, you'd be hard-pressed to make $30 lasagna.

[Anonymous No.17591937]

Ban anyone who makes a homemade lasagna for under 30 bucks, REAL TAWK.

[Anonymous No.17591947]

lmao, even his pikachu is fat

[Anonymous No.17591973]

>glass baking tray $10
>ricotta cheese $5
>noodle sheets $4
>sauce is like $5
>the gas to drive from the convenience store and back is another $10
>93% lean ground beef is another 8 dollars per pound
hes not wrong lasaga is like 30 bucks

[Anonymous No.17592266]

>>17591973
>>glass baking tray $10
You can get aluminum trays for a couple of bucks
>>ricotta cheese $5
Milk a cow make your own for free
>>noodle sheets $4
Grab some wheat after milking the cow free noodles
>>sauce is like $5
Grab some tomatoes next to the wheat also free
>>the gas to drive from the convenience store and back is another $10
Ever heard of a bicycle you lazy shit?
>>93% lean ground beef is another 8 dollars per pound
Slaughter the cow after milking free beef
Lasagna practically pays for itself you guys just don't know how to budget.

[Anonymous No.17592278]

>>17592266
>buying an aluminum tray
Just hold the pasta in your hands over the heat you pussy.
>milking a cow
No, you need to raise a cow from birth.
>using wheat to make pasta
>using tomatoes to make sauce
You need to go to a volcano and get some soil to make sure you grow a completely unique variant of tomato and wheat.
>bicycle
Basically raping Mother Earth with each pedal. I walked over 4000 miles to a volcano and back.

Total lasagna cost: FUCKING NOTHING.
You’re a sõÿ boy and so is OP.

[Anonymous No.17592287]

>>17592278
how much does a cow cost?

[Anonymous No.17592290]

>>17592287
it pays for itself

[Anonymous No.17592294]

>>17591916
Does he specify size? You could make a $2 lasagna in a ramekin.

[Anonymous No.17592309]

>>17592266
A cow costs a whole hell of a lot more than $5, dude.

[Anonymous No.17592539]

Christ, you can make this for 2-4 euro per person easily.

[Anonymous No.17592830]

>>17592287
A few hours driving to a ranch to steal one.

[Anonymous No.17592832]

>>17591916
>man

[Anonymous No.17592850]

>>17591916
>Noodles cost me 3 eggs + 2 cups flour
>dozen eggs is 3.29
>flour is negligible cost

Start with about a dollar for the noodles

>red sauce is 5.49 for a pound of beef, 99c for a can of crushed tomatoes,negligible cost for spices, maybe a dollar or two in vegetables

>cheese sauce is going to be like 4$ tops, and the cost is going to be mostly cheese

>mozzarella for the top like a degenerate maybe 2$ worth

That's a pan of lasagna for 16$, except I'm canadian, and my rubles are only worth 80%, so it's the equivalent of like 12.80USD.

You can go cheaper still if you do the poverty version though.

>lasagna noodles $1.32
>jar of Ragu $1.78
>jar of four cheese alfredo $2.18
>shredded mozarella $1.98

Assuming you had to buy everything and you have no leftovers you can use for anything else thats like $7.25 USD for a quick and dirty lazy lasagna.

[Anonymous No.17592999]

LOOK HERE

[Anonymous No.17593016]

>>17591916
That baby yoda has the same look on its face as my cats do after they watch me jackoff. Think how many times that poor baby yoda has had to watch him jack off.

[Anonymous No.17593076]

>>17591973
Why the fuck would you use ricotta

[Anonymous No.17593085]

I can't believe that anyone had respect for this guy. CoDfags are fucking retards.

[Anonymous No.17593092]

>>17593076
because making lasagne

[Anonymous No.17593096]

BASED op baits nocook faggots into revealing themselves
nicely done

[Anonymous No.17593104]

>>17591916
Why does his 'lasagna' have giant chunks of courgette in it? Looks like shit.

[Anonymous No.17593391]

>>17591973
>>glass baking tray $10
You don't already own one?
>>the gas to drive from the convenience store and back is another $10
I walk to the grocery store. Also why are you cooking your lasagna at the convenience store?
>>93% lean ground beef is another 8 dollars per pound
Why use lean ground beef?

[Anonymous No.17594572]

>>17593085
Nobody had respect for him, not even when he was relevant. Stop being a retard yourself, retardo.

[Anonymous No.17594582]

>wings is a fat retard
yes we already knew this

[Anonymous No.17594660]

>>17593085
promod chads we win again

[Anonymous No.17594669]

>>17592850
This guy shops at Aldi with food stamps.

[Anonymous No.17594676]

>>17594669
Even worse, when I first moved out on my own, I used the food bank. Mostly because I categorically refused to have a roommate. Rather be in abject poverty than share my space with anyone who doesn't regularly put my dick in their mouth.

[Anonymous No.17594677]

>>17591916
not if you want to make it right. good mozz, parm & ricotta, the three kinds of mince, portabella mushrooms, spinach, quality premade refrigerated noodles, etc will typically run you over $30 for a tray.

[Anonymous No.17594688]

>>17591937
shoutout sean ranklin, big ups liquid richard, richardpepsistein, leen, wings007 wingstings lordofthewings, richard professional predator, lummox, conwayconman, lyn

[Anonymous No.17594713]

>1 lb Ricotta Cheese $3
>1 lb Mozzarella Cheese $4
>Lasagne noodles $1
>Pasta Sauce $6
>Ground Beef $6
>Spinach $2
>Mushrooms $3
>Fresh Garlic $1
I can make it for $29

[G8rH8r No.17594725]

>>17591916
I put together all the basic ingredients in the Walmart app and the total was $7.75

[Anonymous No.17595007]

>>17591916
He looks like a man I can trust on lasagna

[Anonymous No.17595026]

"Uhhhhhhhhh"

[Anonymous No.17595074]

>>17593104
very true, all it's going to do is add water

[Anonymous No.17595075]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Af_M6NFV-k

[Anonymous No.17595089]

>>17592999
clearly he does not use the stationary bike behind him.

[Anonymous No.17595100]

>>17595089
pretty sure every bike is stationary for him

[Anonymous No.17595116]

>>17594713
> 3+4+1+6+6+2+3+1=29
European education, everyone

[Anonymous No.17595208]

>>17595116
taxes

[Anonymous No.17595224]

>>17595100
checked and kekd.

[Anonymous No.17595756]

>tfw you beat weight loss surgery and gain all the weight back.

[Anonymous No.17595763]

>>17591916
>lasagna noodles - $2
>2 cans of hunts - $3
>tub of cottage cheese - $2
>shredded cheese - $2
Nine dollars is a lot less than 30, what a dumb ass

[Anonymous No.17595801]

>>17592294
kek

[Anonymous No.17595805]

>>17591916
Yes
Seriously

[Anonymous No.17596470]

>>17591916
>30 dollar lasagna
If I want something fancy I could spent 25 dollars, but 22 is more than enough

[Anonymous No.17596476]

>>17592287
you ask the girl at the cash register

[Anonymous No.17597134]

>>17591916
Uuhm our favourite youtuber Joshua weissman already did a video of lasagna for 2d per serving.

[Anonymous No.17597140]

>>17594677
Mlst of those ingredients do not belong in lasagne done "right".

[Anonymous No.17597162]

i make it when the cheese is 50% off with ground meat scrap and i use home canned tomatoes for sauce
it probably costs about $15

[Anonymous No.17597188]

>>17591973
>>93% lean ground beef

What the fuck are you doing?

[Anonymous No.17597192]

Even with communist prices you can do it for 15

[Anonymous No.17597335]

/S T E A L/

[Anonymous No.17597347]

>mfw Americans put ricotta in lasagne
>mfw Americans put "nooodle sheets" in lasagne
>mfw Americans put "cheese alfredo" in lasagne
>mfw Americans put cottage cheese in lasagne

[Anonymous No.17597596]

>>17592309
pirate your milk from a random farm

[Anonymous No.17597600]

>>17597347
>mfw Americans put "nooodle sheets" in lasagne
anon...

[Anonymous No.17597626]

$17.99, baby, and better than what 98% of anon would make from scratch.

[Anonymous No.17597718]

Look here, look, listen. It's impossible to make lasagne for under $30. Go the fuck on with that shit, real talk.

[Anonymous No.17597781]

>>17591916
No idea who he is.
Sorry.

[Anonymous No.17598167]

>>17591973
>the gas to drive from the convenience store and back is another $10
Lol what, do you live on a mountain?

[Anonymous No.17598484]

>>17594572
Fpsrussia strongly implied that he used to respect him in his podcast.

[Anonymous No.17598496]

>>17592539
>Euro
How much is that is real money?

[Anonymous No.17598529]

Not 30$ maybe but something not so distant from that
Between ingredients and energy you consume to make it you get around that price, but you're probably not retarded enough to make proper lasagna from scratch just for yourself
If you make it for 2 or more people it start to make some sense

[Anonymous No.17598547]

>>17598496
14-28 yuan

[Anonymous No.17598637]

>>17598547
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.17598895]

>>17591916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSK7wzs7h5s

[Anonymous No.17598903]

>>17591916
yes

[Anonymous No.17598950]

>>17591916
Probably. I don't give a shit enough to price out everything individually but it probably comes to $25-30 bare minimum, assuming you need to buy every single ingredient including herbs and spices and not just using stuff that's already in your spice rack. For a meal that can feed an entire family multiple times though, that's not bad at all.

[Jerome No.17599144]

>>17591973
>>glass baking tray $10
Steal it
>>ricotta cheese $5
Steal it
>>noodle sheets $4
Steal them
>>sauce is like $5
Steal it
>>the gas to drive from the convenience store and back is another $10
We walking nigga
>>93% lean ground beef is another 8 dollars per pound
WHAT BEEF NIGGA? SQUARE UP BITCH TITS

[Anonymous No.17599427]

>>17594676
No shame in using a food bank. I volunteer there and get a good chunk of my food from there because it'd be wasted otherwise

Supermarkets give us everything they have on the last day of the sell by date, except eggs which have a week left. A good chunk of that would be thrown away if I didn't take it because most of the clientele are too fucking lazy to actually take and use raw ingredients. They'd literally rather swap a whole chicken for a can of spam. It's bizarre. These are the ones with full cooking facilities too, we alter their food parcels if they only have a microwave or are homeless

Fuck, this one time I ended up getting a shitload of lobster tails because the local fishmonger had overordered 400 pounds instead of 40. He'd already got his money back and had run out of storage so he dropped off about 80 pounds of meat. We froze a lot of it and made lobster mac and cheese with 20 pounds of it for that night's hot meals. About 20 people complained they don't like fishy stuff so me and the chef said fuck it and slowly ate our way through the tails on out own. If they want another boring night of spaghetti, they can have it.

[Anonymous No.17599746]

Honestly you'd have to buy a car to procure everything needed so you'll be out for atleast a couple grand

[Anonymous No.17600051]

>>17599746
>car
Steal it

[Anonymous No.17601334]

>>17600051
what if it's stick
whos going to teach you drive it
you have a kidnap a driving instructor too

[Anonymous No.17601435]

>>17600051
you wouldn't download a car

[Anonymous No.17602074]

>>17591916
Uh, pound of ground beef/sausage - $6
Lasagna noodles - $2, maybe 3
Ricotta - this could run you $12
Red sauce - $2
Mozzarella - $4
26 or so

[Anonymous No.17602194]

>>17602074
Thats a fair estimation. Ricotta, mozz, parmesan, maybe another similar cheese is easily $15.

While nearly trivial, add in spices unless you're just okay with the most basic jarred sauce. But I'm sure OPs image includes some retarded $5 jar of sauce instead of store-brand. Then if theres any small add-ins like spinach, mushrooms, eggplant, or whatever else thats kinda common in lasagna it easily tips over $30. BUT, that $30 for a big pan of italian cake has like 12 servings, or if you're fat 6 servings.

His argument is when making large amounts of food it costs more than buying a single burrito at chipotle.

[Anonymous No.17602202]

>>17591916
Depends on what lengths you require before it's "homemade"
Some people call anything cooked at home "homemade", so the boxed noodles would suffice in such a scenario, so I'd go with "no".

[Anonymous No.17602233]

>>17593016
Why would you jackoff in front of your cat? That’s weird.

[Anonymous No.17602884]

>>17602233
Jack off wherever you happen to be when you feel like jacking off.

[Anonymous No.17602922]

>>17594676
>Rather be in abject poverty than share my space with anyone who doesn't regularly put my dick in their mouth.
What?

[Anonymous No.17603012]

why are people fat? it looks really uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.17603935]

>>17591973
>glass baking tray $10
Why would you need to buy one every time you make a lasagna? You should already have one. If not then why are you on this board in the first place? You can even make one in an aluminum pan. It'd be shit but it still counts as lasagna. There like $3.
>sauce is like $5
No, a 24 oz of pasta sauce can be as cheap as $1.50.
>the gas to drive from the convenience store and back is another $10
Where the fuck do you live? Let alone drive? I live in the country and it only costs me a gallon of gas to drive to the store and back.
>>93% lean ground beef is another 8 dollars per pound
It's $5 where I live.

It's definitely under $30. You either live in a shitty place or you don't know how to buy ingredients without burning a hole in your pocket.

[Anonymous No.17603937]

Big ups, shout out Sean ranklin

[Anonymous No.17603973]

>>17599144
Based.

[Anonymous No.17604151]

>>17598167
If he lived on a mountain he wouldn't need gas at all. Just coast in neutral.

[Anonymous No.17604249]

>>17591916
The family size at the Olive Garden goes for 59$ that serves 4-6 and does come with some cheap ass salad. I know this person is ordering from the Olive garden. You can make a lasagna at home for much cheaper depending on the ingredients you use.

This guy also claims ordering fast food from door dash is good for the environment that's why he eats that shit also. Also, yoohoo is a healthy alternative to soda in his mind.

[Anonymous No.17604448]

>>17601334
>>17601435
not my problem

[Anonymous No.17605349]

>>17593016
richards dick doesnt work

[Anonymous No.17605744]

>>17591916
>Box of Noodles: $1.50
>Tub of Ricotta: $1.50
>Bag of Mozzarella: $1.50
>Jar of Pasta Sauce: $1.50

Alright so... that's only $6. But I guess we could add $24 of gold leaf and call it even.

[Anonymous No.17605908]

>>17591916
Why does he have a water jug in his room?

[Anonymous No.17607177]

>>17605744
>I don't know the price of things
The post

[Anonymous No.17607233]

>>17605744
>ricotta in lasagne

Americans are fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.17607260]

>>17605744
lmao this nigga has never bought groceries in his LIFE

[Anonymous No.17607263]

>>17605908
He hates walking.

[Anonymous No.17607273]

>>17592309
>he doesn't even rustle his cattle
LOL

[Anonymous No.17607278]

>>17605744
>ricotta
Americans cook so well

[Anonymous No.17607293]

>>17598496
Euros are worth more than dollars. 4 euros is 4.3 dollars right now.

[Anonymous No.17607305]

Back in 2004 Philadelphia, you used to be able to get a kid give you a bj for the same price.

[Anonymous No.17607307]

>>17607233
>>17607278
It's made with ricotta in Naples, what's the problem?

[Anonymous No.17607362]

>>17595116
Imagine thinking Europeans measure in pounds and pay in dollars
>American education everyone

[Anonymous No.17607391]

>>17607305
but if it was your dad they were free

[Anonymous No.17607421]

>>17591916
No. He's retarded. Minced meat is the most expensive part and it's cheap as fuck.

[Anonymous No.17607430]

>>17591973
Why do Americans call all kinds of pasta noodles? It makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.17607538]

JANNY FUCKING LEAVE DUDE

[Anonymous No.17607988]

>>17592999
LISTEN

[Anonymous No.17608233]

>>17607307
Neapolitans aren't humans

[Anonymous No.17608249]

>>17607362
Truly, the capability of americans to completely embarrass themselves every time they open their mouth is incredible

[Anonymous No.17608256]

>>17591916
that beast is more stomach than man

[Anonymous No.17608283]

>>17591916
the ingredients could cost $30, but that'll make at least a full day of meals.

[Anonymous No.17608287]

>>17591973
You're gonna have a large yield and leftovers for days. Everything you bought doesn't come in single portion sizes you retarded fucking faggot. Nobody goes to the grocery store everyday. Only fat retarded faggots go to fastfood everyday and assume people who cook don't plan ahead and buy in large quantities. You make me sick with anger.

[Anonymous No.17608295]

>>17608287
So does the lasagna pictured in OP. This is not relevant.

[Anonymous No.17608334]

this guy didn't even get through high school do u really think he knows anything about anything

[Anonymous No.17608357]

>>17591916
That is an incredibly stupid claim without some sort of metric for what is and is not considered a lasagne for the sake of this argument. I can make a lasagne for less than a dollar if I make it bite sized.

[Anonymous No.17608383]

>>17608357
Do you think someone obese would cook anything bite sized and also not make it as disgustingly unhealthy as possible?

[Anonymous No.17608461]

>>17608383
This is not your every day regular obesity. This is obesity class 3.

[Anonymous No.17608466]

>>17591916
I don't know who he is, but he's retarded

[Anonymous No.17608470]

>>17591973
>>93% lean ground beef is another 8 dollars per pound
Where the hell do you live?

[Anonymous No.17608489]

Why would you listen to anything this guy has to say? Everything a fatty says is underlined by the fact that they are literally eating themselves to death. I automatically ignore anyone over 30 bmi.

[Anonymous No.17608501]

he's not completely wrong. its starts adding up when you get the cheese the thing is nothing else is worth eating all the frozen lasagnas are nasty

[Anonymous No.17608534]

>>17595756
i am the globglogabgalab

[Anonymous No.17608588]

>>17593076
You don't use ricotta in your lasagna, anon?

[Anonymous No.17608636]

bit harsh

[Anonymous No.17608642]

>>17608489
BASED. I hate the saying "never trust a skinny chef", it's on par with not trusting a tattoo artist without any tattoos. Just because you're a fat pig or a retard with scribbles in your skin doesn't mean you aren't talented in your field.

[Anonymous No.17609074]

>Lasagna
They should be giving that away FOR FREE

[Anonymous No.17609097]

>>17608642
This is the stupidest analogy. None of the best chef are fat.

[Anonymous No.17609107]

>>17608642
being able to cook food well is irrelevant to being able to take care of your body

[Anonymous No.17610414]

>>17591973
clearly you're using canadian or australian dollars

[Anonymous No.17610942]

>>17591916
You can just grow one, lasagna seeds are like .59 cents at my local walgreens

[Anonymous No.17610963]

>>17607430
They're told in school that pasta is white supremacy.

[Anonymous No.17611356]

>>17608642
The tattoo artist one doesn't even make sense because tattoo artists don't tattoo themselves. At least a chef can easily eat his own cooking, even if it isn't the case that any serious chefs are really fat

[Anonymous No.17611386]

>>17591947
The only true pikapika is fat zoomie.

[Anonymous No.17611424]

>>17604249
Also he's a pedophile.

[Anonymous No.17611499]

>>17611356
>tattoo artists don't tattoo themselves
yea they do

[Anonymous No.17612146]

>>17607177
>>17607260
>I don't know what Aldi is, but I want to look smart

[Anonymous No.17612184]

>>17605744
This actually isn't that far off. A basic Google search found these prices at Walmart:
>Box of Lasagna Noodles: $1.32
>Tub of Ricotta: $2.12
>Bag of Mozzarella: $2.02
>Jar of Pasta Sauce: $1.40
Total: $6.86 + 10% tax = $7.5

So I guess we can only add $22.5 of gold leaf, which is kind of a bummer.

[Anonymous No.17612211]

>>17593076
cooklet

[Anonymous No.17612218]

>>17604151
what if the convenience store is higher up on the mountain

[Anonymous No.17612354]

>>17612218
Coast in reverse.

[Anonymous No.17612463]

>>17591931
I've opened this thread every day for the last five days to reread this post because I enjoy it so well.

[Anonymous No.17612537]

>>17593076
>>17612211
>>17608588
Only americans descended from the poor downtrodden italians that had to leave their home country because they were dirt poor use ricotta. Nobody else in the world does and it makes your lasagna taste like shit

[Anonymous No.17612546]

Bechamel is much much nicer than ricotta.

[Anonymous No.17612582]

Why are you incompetent asstards all buying premade sauce? I thought this was supposed to be the fucking cooking board. Jesus fucking christ this place is embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.17612593]

>>17612582
It's the FOOD AND cooking board you whiny faggot

[Anonymous No.17612599]

>>17599144
Holy based+checked

[Anonymous No.17612605]

>>17591973
Bro lives in YELLOWSTONE

[Anonymous No.17612608]

>>17612582
It's not. It's a fast food board.

[Anonymous No.17612651]

>>17594713
that's $26

[Anonymous No.17612657]

>>17597347
fucking disgusting i know

[Anonymous No.17612670]

>>17605744
t.

[Anonymous No.17613188]

>>17591973
>>the gas to drive from the convenience store and back is another $10
The average gallon of gas in the U.S. today is $4.5 The average MPG is 24.2. And anon is using $10 of gas to go both ways. That mean's anon's nearest grocery store is about 26 miles away. Which means anon either lives on a ranch in northern Montana or lives in north Alaska.

[Anonymous No.17613300]

>>17594676
Respectable, roommates suck.