/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17575941]

For me it's

[Anonymous No.17575944]

evian spelled backwards is naive

[Anonymous No.17575946]

>>17575944
omicron is an anagram of moronic

[Anonymous No.17575984]

>>17575941
the dealiest of meals

[Anonymous No.17576033]

>>17575984

Okayish. Here's the S tier rank of meal deals

[Anonymous No.17576045]

>>17576033
Based
Always take a drink that's worth almost the entire meal deal cost

[Anonymous No.17576060]

>>17575941
you must be the most boring miserable bastard in existence

[Anonymous No.17576078]

this was the last meal deal i had

[Anonymous No.17576096]

>>17576060
Why anon?
>water
Fully hydrated bro, twice as much liquid as other drink choices and no sugar shit
>just ham/just cheese sandwich
Kino, keeps it simple and no more importantly American mayo fad
>ready salted crisps
A classic flavour.
The meal deal for a man who has nothing to prove overall, making it 10/10

[Anonymous No.17576102]

>>17576078
>that weird kid in first school who tries to make you lick his marmite sandwich and does gross out behaviour

[Anonymous No.17576291]

sausage bacon & egg triple, Naked red machine, bag of quavers.

[Anonymous No.17576315]

>>17576291

I haven't seen quavers in ages. You ruined it with them anyway, however

[Anonymous No.17576466]

>>17575941
fatass

[Anonymous No.17576561]

>>17575941
JUST ham? why nothing else

[Anonymous No.17576563]

>>17576466

Can't get fat on these calories

[Anonymous No.17576568]

>>17576561
Simple is best. Most sandwiches overcomplicate themselves

[Anonymous No.17576572]

>tfw no wraps in the meal deal
fuck this gay world

[Anonymous No.17576574]

>>17576033
Checked. The triple is patrician's choice.

[Anonymous No.17576575]

>>17576563
god that's depressing

[Anonymous No.17576613]

>>17576574

I mean if you're not going triple sandwich, £2.65 Naked Smoothie and a sausage roll, why are you even buying a meal deal?

[Anonymous No.17576619]

>>17576575
The only thing depressing here is my weight

[Anonymous No.17576622]

>>17576315
shut your whore mouth!

[Anonymous No.17576631]

>Triple
>Cool Breeze Doritos
>Sugar Free Monster

[Anonymous No.17576636]

>>17576572
>loving the chicken caesar wrap but isn't in the deal
Really is a gay earth

[Anonymous No.17576641]

>>17576631
>Triple
A swing
>Cool Breeze Dorton
A swing
>Sugar Free Monster
Aaaaaand that's a miss!

[Anonymous No.17576699]

>>17576568
yeah but I'd at least want some butter on there or to have the bread toasted

just ham on enriched bread sounds rather mushy and plain

[Anonymous No.17576708]

>>17576699
it does have butter, just not mayo

[Anonymous No.17576750]

>>17575941
for me it's a monster energy ultra red and some chicken goujons and wedges from the hot deli

[Anonymous No.17576763]

>>17576096
I refuse to believe this is your choice, because that's one of the few meals worth less than the £3 meal deal (or 3.50 now, the bastards) and everyone knows the point is to get the biggest amount discounted

That being said I don't get why people actually go ahead and get the £2.50 smoothies, they taste like shit.

[Anonymous No.17576768]

>>17576708

It actually doesn't have either. No butter, no mayo. Plain sailing baby

[Anonymous No.17576778]

>>17575984
>All day breakfast
>Not the triple

I always wonder why that's the only triple sandwich in my local store that you can get on the meal deal.

Also are the smoothies actually good? I thought most people just got them because they were the most expensive. I usually get a monster or flavoured water depending on how I feel.

[Anonymous No.17576817]

>>17576078

you hang out at the skatepark go away emo child

[Anonymous No.17576821]

>>17576778

The smoothies will always be better for you than any drink that isn't water. They're tasty if you like juice.

[Anonymous No.17576831]

>>17576778
some of the naked smoothies are p tasty

[Anonymous No.17576842]

Cheese Ploughmans
Pack of two boiled eggs with mayo dip
Harry Bramptons Iced Tea

Simple as.

[Anonymous No.17576850]

>>17576817
i ate it while sat on a bench contemplating suicide waiting for my dole appointment desu

[Anonymous No.17577008]

>>17576821
Oh I know monster isn't healthy, I just have 12 hour shifts at the hospital so I need to stay awake, and I don't like coffee. If I was trying to be healthy I probably would make my own dinner. I'll try one next time though, cheers.

>>17576831
What's a good one to try first?

[Anonymous No.17577041]

>>17577008
>and I don't like coffee
So drink tea?

[Anonymous No.17577042]

>>17575941
> not going to the nearest cafe for a bacon, sausage and egg butty and a tea with two sugars
meal deals are for office cucks

[Anonymous No.17577780]

>>17577041
I do, but it's not always viable since I'm constantly moving between wards and floors so like 80% of the time it ends up going cold and being wasted

[Anonymous No.17577789]

How much money do bongs piss away on prepackaged sandwiches and chips?

[Anonymous No.17578060]

>>17577789
>spending your money on food is... le bad?

[Anonymous No.17578229]

>>17577789
£3.50 exactly

[Anonymous No.17579399]

>>17578229
Used to be £3 :(

[Anonymous No.17579404]

>>17576613
The triple isn't necessarily the post expensive. I always go for the most expensive.

[Anonymous No.17579411]

>>17575941
>>17575984
>>17576033
>>17576078
>>17576563
huh, always been wondering who are the retards who actually buy these garbage "sandwiches"...

[Anonymous No.17579420]

>>17577042
shift workers with half hour meal breaks exist, try going down the local caff to order and eat a meal and come back in time to clock in in thirty minutes
>>17575941
as a sainsburys man, for me it's the avocado, tomato and basil sandwich, prawn cocktail crisps and black coffee from the machine

[Anonymous No.17579425]

>>17579411
lol frogposter calling others retarded

[Anonymous No.17579430]

>>17579420
You're damn right you're gonna rush back, wagie.

[Anonymous No.17579433]

buy hot chicken from the hot deli section at the back of the shop its like 3x extra tasty chicken thighs cooked and r2e for 1.50

[Anonymous No.17579441]

>>17579430
not really, i tried it enough times to learn that eating a meal deal or bringing food from home to eat in the break room is more convenient

[Anonymous No.17579444]

>>17579404
There's a certain sweet spot between expensive and large. Yeah, a big bottle of water is big, but you can just get tap water from home. Conversely, one of those health smoothies are tiny but expensive.
It's a tough balancing act.

[Anonymous No.17579452]

>>17579399
Used to be £ 2.50 prior to 10 or 11 years ago

[Anonymous No.17579474]

>>17579399
Still is if you have the clubcard

I got one just because they moved all the good deals to require one now

[Anonymous No.17579522]

>>17575941
>evian
my nigga

[Anonymous No.17579549]

ham sandwich without mayo? you sick fuck. never trust a dry guy

[Anonymous No.17579562]

>>17576563
>CHEESE
>NO MAYONNAISE
>JUST CHEESE
kek

[Anonymous No.17579670]

>>17575941
`"why yes, I am the best boots meal deal drink choice, how could you tell?"

[Anonymous No.17579736]

>chicken, bacon and mayo from sainsbury's
>prawn cocktail walkers
>cherry coke

[Anonymous No.17579758]

>>17575944
>>17575946
my asshole bleeds after 10 niggers fuck it

[Anonymous No.17579826]

>>17579670
>why yes I do shave my arsehole, how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.17579998]

>>17575941
Just 6 years ago you could get a baguette or submarine sandwich in £3 meal deals from most supermarkets.
Everything's slowly getting worse, and you can't even get a coronation chicken to ease the pain without spunking £4 for the sandwich alone.

[Anonymous No.17580415]

>>17576045
This, what kind of fucking idiot is buying 60p water when the meal deal is £3. Pic related would cost you £5.50 without the meal deal.

[Anonymous No.17580716]

This is what I got last time. Even though I work from home I like to go get a meal deal during lunch once or twice a week just because of the variety.

[Anonymous No.17580732]

>>17580415
>getting what gives the bigger discount rather than getting what you like the most
Big nose, clasped hands.

[Anonymous No.17580793]

>>17575941
For me it's
>Pringles
>Essentia
>Pret a manger

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>>17579425
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>>17576033
Okay that's kinda based

[Anonymous No.17581011]

>>17580732
Yeah but if you like water it's not like you can't get it absolutely anywhere. There's no red bull tap in every house

[Anonymous No.17581037]

>>17580793
Frogposting is sad because it shows someone who is desperately trying to conform in a group that is inherently nonconformist. You are something of an internet Mall Goth, with black clothes from Hot Topic and the latest MCR album and T shirt.

[Anonymous No.17581042]

[Anonymous No.17581076]

>>17581011
there should be though

[Anonymous No.17581087]

>>17581042
>lasagne sandwich
im not even gonna ask why

[Anonymous No.17581136]

>>17581042
Late-20s meal of choice

[Anonymous No.17581550]

>>17581042
not a meal deal but dangerously based nonetheless

[Anonymous No.17581555]

>>17576850
sounds rough, sorry for bullying you :((

[Anonymous No.17581556]

>>17581037
I just read this whole post in a nasally voice with a fag lisp. That's how I hear you and there's nothing you can do about it.

[Anonymous No.17582355]

cool

[Anonymous No.17582807]

>>17580732
>big nose
>clasped hands
>clearly a bacon sandwich in the picture

Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.17582820]

>>17575941
I am a burger now, but when I was in bongland:
>cheddar and Branston pickle
>salt and vinegar Walkers
>Orange Tango

[Anonymous No.17582840]

Ah man this thread reminded me, back in the day when I used to work as a hotel receptionist I tried making sandwiches for myself before work but my shift started at 7 and didn't want to get up earlier than 5:30. Also didn't want to make a sandwich that would be stale by lunch time so this was my go to from sainsbury. 60p pepperami, 30p bread roll, £1 lucozade before the sugar tax/inflation. If I was feeling extra hungry I would get another bread roll. Literally used to eat it like some peasant, take a small bite of pepperami and a big one of bread roll and "combine" it in my mouth, lmao. No one really cared if they did see my doing this weird shit, the only people that worked at that hotel were alcoholic Romanians who didn't really give a shit and probably ate similarly back home.

Kinda miss that life, simpler time despite being dirt poor.

[Anonymous No.17583462]

>>17579399
>>17579452
>Inflation isn't real bro

[Anonymous No.17583468]

>>17583462
How tf is shit so cheap in bongland? The soda alone would cost 2-2.5£ in scandinavia. Like the whole combo would be around 6£

[Anonymous No.17583469]

>>17583468
>How tf is shit so cheap in bongland?
Spoiler alert: it isn't anymore.

[Anonymous No.17583487]

>>17583468
>>17583469
They can make them cheap because they are shite, part of a national tradition of horrible sandwiches.

>There is a feeling which persists in England that making a sandwich interesting, attractive, or in any way pleasant to eat is something sinful that only foreigners do.
>"Make 'em dry,'' is the instruction buried somewhere in the collective national consciousness, "make 'em rubbery. If you have to keep the buggers fresh, do it by washing 'em once a week.''
>It is by eating sandwiches in pubs on Saturday lunchtimes that the British seek to atone for whatever their national sins have been. They're not altogether clear what those sins are, and don't want to know either. Sins are not the sort of things one wants to know about. But whatever their sins are they are amply atoned for by the sandwiches they make themselves eat.
- Douglas Adams (British sandwich whistleblower)

[Anonymous No.17583491]

>>17583462
Inflation is (((made up)))

[Anonymous No.17583493]

fuckin survey thread :/

[Anonymous No.17583494]

>>17583487
>Douglas Adams
Hack writer. I enjoyed his work but it was honestly satirical garbage.

[Anonymous No.17583504]

>>17583468
A soda like that is only 10 pesos, .50 euro
What is wrong with your country
Well even a soda like that used to be half the price here but they added a sugar tax for sodas

[Anonymous No.17583548]

here's mine

[Anonymous No.17583558]

>>17583504
Yeah, but you make like 15 pesos for a whole day's work, Paco.

[Anonymous No.17583586]

kino

[Anonymous No.17583659]

>>17581042
>produced in the UK
Unsurprising turn of events.

[Anonymous No.17583665]

>>17583468
>2.5 eurobucks for a small bottle of soda
What the actual fuck is going on over there.

[Anonymous No.17584223]

>>17583462
based and redpilled on the machinations and fraud of quantative easing

[Anonymous No.17584233]

>>17575944
walkers spelled backwards is sreklaw

[Anonymous No.17584294]

>>17581042
>lasagna sandwich
How you guys subjugated most of the world is a goddamn hilarious mystery. God save the queen

[Anonymous No.17584303]

>>17576850
Gotta get that banana license mate?

[Anonymous No.17584324]

>>17582840
pre sugar tax lucozade was my go to, now it just tastes like cheap shit, so fucked off about it. at least coke had the decency to keep their original recipe and just charge a bit more

[Anonymous No.17584405]

>>17576078
fuck I miss Squares so god damned much

[Anonymous No.17584491]

>>17584303
kek
>>17584405
you can still get them, or you move away?

[Anonymous No.17584573]

>>17576033
>>17576563
>>17579433
>>17580415
>>17580716
>>17583586
What's the 1+ weeks 2+ days mean?

[Anonymous No.17584596]

>>17584573
they took those images from the tesco website so presumably how long it can be refrigerated for / eat by date

[Anonymous No.17584625]

>>17584596
thanks

[Anonymous No.17584728]

>>17576078
goth selection

[Anonymous No.17584735]

>>17581042
10/10 would scran

[Anonymous No.17584798]

>>17575941
I get smoked cheese and ham (not a great deal, but for some reason a morale boost while I study) or one of the club sandwiches + pork pies + a smoothie if I've already got a water bottle.
>>17575984
>>17576033
Acceptable

[Anonymous No.17584806]

>>17583462
brexit'll do it to ya

[Anonymous No.17584867]

>>17581037
lol or maybe they just think le meme frog and the humor of it is funny

[Anonymous No.17585390]

>>17584233
Mind=blown

[Anonymous No.17585425]

>>17575941
My local tesco has warm sausage rolls as part of their meal deal and it's like twice the length of greggs. You just can't beat value like that.

[Anonymous No.17585780]

>>17584806
brexit is causing 8% inflation in the usa? truly a global impact.

[Anonymous No.17586458]

>>17581037
shut up queer

[Anonymous No.17586568]

[Anonymous No.17586641]

Prepackaged sandwiches are the worst tasting food you can buy

[Anonymous No.17586837]

What a horrible thread…

[Anonymous No.17586878]

>>17576033
>>17575984
>>17575941
Ah yes everyone loves a sandwich that is slightly wet when you take it out of the package mmmmmm

[Anonymous No.17588452]

bump

[Anonymous No.17588471]

>buying premade soggy sandwiches
lol

[Anonymous No.17589167]

>>17588471
your dads got a soggy pussy

[Anonymous No.17589177]

>>17575941
Ah, the famous British cuisine, the reason the English left the isles, conquered continents, oppressed peoples

[Anonymous No.17589192]

Funny how some pre-made sandwiches make forrins seethe so hard.

[Anonymous No.17589440]

would like to inform my fellow wagies who subsist mainly off meal deals that the club has the most calories of any main and it contains as much bread as any of the triples, unless they've changed anything in the last few months