/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17574778]

With the possible nuclear war looming over us, it's time to prep for survival.
These are the recommended supplies that will last one person one year.
Can I get some recipes going here that can be made from this? Since after the nukes hit i don't want to just eat flour oil pancakes every day for years.
You can only use what is in the pictures, no other ingredients will be available for several years, until the radioactive fallout settles and I can go out to scavenge.

[Anonymous No.17574805]

You're forgetting water. You need some way to extract water, or store water. Bottled water will only get you so far, assuming the microplastics don't kill you. I've been looking into those packets that you can pour into sewer water that makes it 100% drinkable, but I've also considered water filters for a similar purpose.

[Anonymous No.17574806]

It will be almost impossible to rotate this kind of stock. So you better expect to sell it for pennies on the dollar after a year and buy new or put down an extra 200$/year for food. I'm not against prepping, far from it but this is just a massive waste of both money and food.Also boring as fuck to eat.

[Anonymous No.17574808]

>>17574778
Based schizo bunkerfag thread
How many cans of beans?

[Anonymous No.17574813]

>>17574806
If there's a nuclear war I think you'll have bigger problems that eating the same bland food every day.

[Anonymous No.17574815]

>nuclear war

Lol fuck off.

[Anonymous No.17574818]

>>17574805
>microplastics

ROFL! YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING HIIIILLLLARIOUS.

[Anonymous No.17574819]

>>17574805
just drink your own pee

[Anonymous No.17574820]

>>17574805
Just go into the hilly woods and get the nice clean headwater.

[Anonymous No.17574827]

>>17574778
dog if the bombs start dropping just pop a lead pill for your head

[Anonymous No.17574830]

>>17574778
>You can only use what is in the pictures, no other ingredients will be available for several years, until the radioactive fallout settles and I can go out to scavenge.
With these ingredients only, your food is going to be boring. You'll have bigger concerns if there's a civilization ending war.

>>17574805
>Bottled water will only get you so far, assuming the microplastics don't kill you.
Some people drink multiple bottles of water every day for decades. I've never heard of anyone dying from it.

[Anonymous No.17574834]

>>17574830
>You'll have bigger concerns if there's a civilization ending war.
not really, you will be sitting in your bunker and be bored to tears most of the time, so cooking tasty will be very high on every bunkeranons list, since it will be on of the few things you will be able to do for fun.

[Anonymous No.17574837]

>>17574778
I hope you have yeast, baking soda and spices. Then
>breads
>cinnamon rolls
>vegan vanilla cake
>lentil fritters
>roasted garbanzos
>if you have semolina you can make pasta
>oatmeal
>cookies
>beans & rice
if you have the right bacteria you can create yogurt, cream and cheese from your powdered milk

[Anonymous No.17574870]

>>17574805
i have a drilled well with an electric pump and backup power but i am looking into manual pump backup in case shit goes down
my nation is fairly peaceful and safe but i live near an international fuel terminal that could be a target idk

[Anonymous No.17574898]

>>17574778
Do you think it takes years for fallout to settle?

[Anonymous No.17574960]

>>17574805
it literally falls free from the sky and almost every house has a fucking rainwater tank on it

[Anonymous No.17574966]

>>17574815
Hey, it's 4chan after all. /pol/ added the Ukrainian meme flag even before they added the Catalonian meme flag.

[Anonymous No.17574978]

>>17574960
you can't drink it when it's glowing you genius

[Anonymous No.17574988]

nukes aren't real

[Anonymous No.17575010]

>>17574960
>almost every house has a fucking rainwater tank on it
Where do you live, nobody here has a rainwater tank and the gov't would tax it anyway.
https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/states-where-it-is-illegal-to-collect-rainwater

[Anonymous No.17575238]

>>17574778
I hate to break it to you but...
that won't do you any good if you live in a city.
joggers will kill you and clean you out.

do you really think people will be all civilized?

I keep a couple of month supply of food. any disaster worse than that you will have more to worry about than food.

[Anonymous No.17575325]

>>17574778
You have no herbs, no spices, no seasonings. It is literally impossible to make anything that tastes good from what you have there.

[Anonymous No.17575348]

>implying you'd "survive" a nuclear war with some food squirreled away
at best you'd just suffer for a bit longer than most in your shitty diy bunker

[Anonymous No.17575609]

>>17574778
60 fucking pounds of sugar, is the goal to kill yourself from the betus within a year?

[Anonymous No.17575619]

>>17575010
>illegal to collect rainwater
What in the ever loving fuck?

[Anonymous No.17575640]

>>17575619
>The Federal Government does not have any laws or restrictions regarding rainwater harvesting
Idk what that retard is talking about

[Anonymous No.17575655]

>>17575010
> the gov't would tax it anyway
> ctrl+F "tax"
> it's all tax credits

[Anonymous No.17575671]

>>17575640
State governments though...

[Anonymous No.17575675]

prepping feels antisemitic to me desu
you're not antisemitic, are you?

[Anonymous No.17575700]

>>17574813
if theres a nuclear war i'd rather die in the blast than suffer underground eating stone age food

[Anonymous No.17575778]

>>17574778
>No spices
If I had to eat that shit for a year, I'd probably just kill myself.

[Anonymous No.17575815]

>>17574805
>add packet to sewage
>remove nothing, filter nothing
>sewage is drinkable now
No. Just no.
You're the type of retard that believes it when a corporation says their product is safe.

[Anonymous No.17575831]

>>17574978
Not with that attitude. Also you can filter water in a few different ways.

[Anonymous No.17575849]

>>17575815
just because the water is still chunky doesn't mean it is not safe to drink
eating human poo water is safe if the bacteria are dead

[Anonymous No.17575854]

>>17575849
are you the guy that posts "imagine the smell"?

[Anonymous No.17575871]

If I can't eat Taco Bell and collect anime figures, what's the point of living?

[Anonymous No.17575904]

Let's see,
>75000 cal from the oil
>95000 cal from the legumes
>14500 cal from the storage rack
>36000 cal from the powdered milk
>105000 cal from the sugar
>660000 cal from the grains
>985500 cal total
2700 cal a day
Pretty good.

[Anonymous No.17575923]

>>17574837
Making sour dough would be an easy replacement for yeast

[Anonymous No.17575929]

>>17575619
Some states in the US made it illegal to collect rainwater.
Don't cheat the tax man

[Anonymous No.17575943]

>>17575849
>Let's ignore all the heavy metals and drug remnants in sewage
Christ. Filtering pond water through a coffee filter, then boiling, would be far safer to drink.

[Anonymous No.17575963]

>>17574778
I'm saving this pic

[Anonymous No.17575975]

>>17574778
Hey OP, nice prepping.
I'm just wondering: why not change up some of the legumes for beans/lentils/chickpeas?
You could also easily have dried pasta and canned fruit.

You could make refried beans, I guess.
Becoming good at bread making will be important. Maybe some sort of milk pudding?

[Anonymous No.17575979]

>>17574805
>only drink bottled water
>the microplastics slowly replace my flesh
>eventually I am immortal

[Anonymous No.17575988]

Peanut butter is the true prepper food.
>lasts forever
>full of protein
>calorie dense
>tastes good
>can do fun bedroom stuff with it

Why aren't you storing peanut butter?

[Anonymous No.17575990]

>>17574806
If you truly want to prep in a way that is reasonable, learn to cook, buy canned ingredients to REAL RECIPES THAT YOU LIKE TO EAT and rotate them into your normal cooking in supplement to fresh foods, as they near expiration. In other words: cans cans cans. First in first out. Learn what you like. Survive.

[Anonymous No.17576019]

>>17575904
>>14500 cal from the storage rack
kek

[Anonymous No.17576073]

>>17574778
>seed oil
i'd rather get bombed

[Anonymous No.17576099]

>>17574778
ive had a small 1kg box of salt in my cupboard the past 13 years it still has prolly 10% or less still in it

[Anonymous No.17576110]

>>17575988
Most peanut butter doesn't have a shelf life of even 3 years. Other stuff is spot on.

[Anonymous No.17576118]

>>17575988
honey is the only food that can last forever
and that still only specific to the type of honey(how its made)

[Anonymous No.17576123]

>>17575609
Refined carbs really aren't terrible if you exercise enough to burn them.

[Anonymous No.17576132]

I live right next to the largest naval base in the world, either I'll be fine or I'll be very fucked, either way I'm not gonna hoard powdered milk like a schizo.

[Anonymous No.17576194]

there isnt going to be a nuclear war between west and east--the Russo-Ukrainian war is a proxy for ideological-warfare between neoliberals and faux-commie autocracies at odds with their foreign-policy goals. /pol/ is a retard echo-chamber so if you listen to them with some regularity then your gonna think shit's getting real retarded but most people are better-grounded than they are both behaviourally & morally

[Anonymous No.17576293]

>>17574960
>can't leave bunker because of radiocative fallout
>water's fine tho!

[Anonymous No.17576300]

>>17575988
Anything with fat will eventually go rancid.

[Anonymous No.17576341]

>>17575619
If everybody collected all the rainwater that fell into their property, what do you think would happen to the trees and rivers?

[Anonymous No.17576618]

>>17576118
Wouldn't sugar store indefinitely as well?

[Anonymous No.17576659]

>>17576618
Basically yeah, as long as it's in an airtight container and bugs don't get to it

[Anonymous No.17576781]

>>17574805
I don’t know what 3rd world shithole you’re from but around here water comes out of a faucet retard

[Anonymous No.17576791]

>>17576110
>>17576300
Powdered retards

[Anonymous No.17576797]

Rice, canned beans, flour, oil, sugar, salt, canned tomatoes, dried spices, etc. are all decent and regularly used in normal cooking. Honey is great as well. I want to get into curing/preserving my own meat too. I'm not a prepper at all though. I'm an heroing if nuclear war breaks out.

[Anonymous No.17576808]

>>17576797
Oh yeah, Gim (roasted dry seaweed) has a really long shelf life. Just keep it sealed in a dry place. Probably want to pick up some silica gel packets for other purposes too.

[Anonymous No.17576838]

>>17574820
Prepare for giardia, good ol beaver fever doesn't care if you think it looks clean.

[Anonymous No.17576887]

>>17574778
Imagine trying to survive a nuclear war when your only available oil is crisco. at LEAST get Canola.

[Anonymous No.17576902]

>>17576781
>Water supply breaks down due to WW3
>Water no longer comes out of faucet

[Anonymous No.17576918]

>>17574818
t. big plastic

[Anonymous No.17576946]

Where the fuck is the protein?

[Anonymous No.17576960]

>>17576946
you know all foods (aside from things like pure sugar) have protein, right?

[Anonymous No.17576973]

>>17576341
people wouldn't need to collect rainwater if the government didn't ruin all other water sources

[Anonymous No.17577252]

>>17574778
>400 pounds of grain
>60 pounds of sugar
I see you horseanon

[Anonymous No.17577338]

>>17576946
>Where the fuck is the protein?
Jogging through the city streets; fast-twitch muscle will still remain juicy and tender at temperatures needed to kill the bacteria that you no longer have access to antibiotics for. This is just a little advice from a helpful humanitarian.

[Anonymous No.17577958]

>>17574805
>You're forgetting water.

You're also forgetting energy, to cook that 400lbs of grains, beans, etc.

[Anonymous No.17578005]

>>17577958
Dont buy ja roby theyre shit desu. I bought one because its the only new stuff available in a decent price range but its assembled like shit, parts are half stamped out, missing handle in shipping been waiting on them to send one since 2 years, etc. Otherwise it's pretty performant for cooking which was a surprise since we didnt expect much and cook mostly on gas.

[Anonymous No.17578634]

>>17576973
by government you mean big industry?

[Anonymous No.17578636]

>>17577958
You don't need to cook them, you can just soak them in water for a while and they become digestible.

[Anonymous No.17578652]

>>17574778
>>17575904
This diet does not look good. Obviously there are a lot of grains here, but can it make up for the shit tier diet so far? Let us see.

400 lbs of white rice
>pasta and rice have about the same number of calories, as do all carbs

That is 236,557 calories or 648 calories a day. basically a little over 3 cups of rice a day

So the totals are:
2 tbls of oil (208 kcal)
1/3 cup of black beans (254 kcal)
1 tbls of powdered milk (98 kcal)
1/3 cup of sugar (288 kcal)
3 cups of wheat (648 kcal)
>per day

Giving us a total of 1496 calories a day.
So the pic is total bullshit. Not enough food and very weird meal planning. Imagine making a meal with this stuff every day!

You would blow your own brains out before you even saw a mutant zombie biker!

[Anonymous No.17578658]

>>17578634
tomato tomoto

[Anonymous No.17578663]

>>17576293
>>17574978
just dont live remotely near a nuclear target
simple as
i live in ass-fuck nowhere Australia, a nuke would literally just knock over a couple of trees here.

[Anonymous No.17578671]

>>17574813
have fun with the collapse of the ozone layer and many years of nuclear winter, I'd rather just die than live in the hellscape that awaits those who manage to survive.

[Anonymous No.17578696]

>>17578663
We have all seen Mad Max and we know Australians will wish they were dead.

[Anonymous No.17578711]

Fuck prepping and fuck trying to survive in a burned up wasteland of melted flesh and giga-cancer, I want the first nuke to go off directly over my head so I'm reduced to atoms before I even know what's going on.

[Anonymous No.17578736]

>>17578711
This one survives the longest in the post apocalyptic wasteland.

[Anonymous No.17578782]

>>17575619
>>17576341
It's also attracts a mega fuckload of mosquitoes

[Anonymous No.17578783]

>>17578736
NO! I want to be dust in the wind, not foraging for twinkies in the zombie apocalypse

[Anonymous No.17579004]

>>17576341
Nothing. The rain falloff from the surrounding areas is more than enough to keep rivers and trees healthy
- t. Civil engineer with expertise in rainwater management

[Anonymous No.17579009]

>>17578783
You WILL eat the twinkies.

[Anonymous No.17579036]

>>17579009
i hate this meme, twinkies actually have pretty short shelf life

[Anonymous No.17579291]

>>17575815
I'm referring to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qZWMNW7GmE

It seems like a really good product to have when you can't find clean drinking water, buuuut it does sound too good to be true, so I wouldn't be surprised if it was just snake oil being peddled by conmen. The point is that I'm trying to invest in ways to ensure that we can't be screwed over incase they sabotage well water, or city pipelines, or what have you.

I'm already excessively paranoid about these things, so I like having some kind of contingency plan.

[Anonymous No.17579320]

>>17579291
that will never make sewage drinkable
at best i will allow you to drink water from rain puddles.
If you want to safely drink raw sewage then buy a LyfeStraw
Lil' starving black children use it to drink sewage water in africa and other 3rd world countries and it works well as it filters out all bacteria and it is actually certified to work by med companies

[Anonymous No.17579471]

>>17574778
Discounting the missing cases of water.
>no canned meats that can last 2-3 years, maybe a couple more if stored right
>no canned vegetables or tomato paste/sauce
>no canned fruits
>no boullion powders
>no spices or even soy sauce, only salt
>8bags of rice to 3 bags of beans
Get another 2-3 bags of beans and make sure they're not all just one type of bean, black and kidney at the minimum if you're not gonna buy canned vegetables and/or fruit for more vitamins.

Are you just trying to survive like a broke college student? If the world is ending and grinds to a halt for 5+years, what's money gonna matter, dumbfuck? Spend the extra $200 for more supplies.

You shouldn't have to go into survival mode right at the start the first few years and good nutrition helps keep your sanity in check. You'll probably blow your own brains out year 2 if you go with the bare minimum of that picture while being stuck in a bunker all day and all communication is cut.

[Anonymous No.17579503]

>>17578663
>i live in ass-fuck nowhere Australia, a nuke would literally just knock over a couple of trees here.
>wind doesn't carry sand, dirt, or dust particles with radioactive material hundreds to thousands of kilometers away
>rain doesn't drop the above back down to the ground
>totally safe to just walk outside a few years after the splosions are done guys

Why the fuck do you think we bury barrels of radioactive waste with layers and layers of tarps and other shit on top of it before putting it into other types of containment areas?

[Anonymous No.17579739]

>>17579503
To make tax payers pay more.

[Anonymous No.17579819]

>>17579503
These threads have shown me, because there was another one recently, that nobody who talks about prepping here has any fucking clue how to actually survive a nuclear war.

[Anonymous No.17581670]

>>17579503
remember you're talking about a land mass that's bigger than the continental US but where everyone lives in one of 3 cities on the east coast
australia's prevailing winds all go eastwards which is where the 3 cities are.
but you wouldnt nuke cities in australia, literal waste of time when they're so isolated from each other or anything that they'd be easy to starve out with some ground troops and a naval blockade
the only things worth nuking in aus would be Townsville and Darwin for the military bases, so any radiation would just go out into the pacific anyway.

[Anonymous No.17581680]

>>17579503
there's a difference between "nuclear waste" and "nuclear weapon"
nuclear weapons make a big radioactive explosion but the radiation mostly dissipates after a couple of weeks
most aussies have water stockpiled because it's a place where you'll get no rain for 10 years then get 10 years worth of rain in 2-3 hours.

[Anonymous No.17581768]

>>17578636
> eating cold wet beans and oatmeal

Yeah, no thanks.

[Anonymous No.17581809]

>>17574778
if a nuke goes off I think I'd rather die than be bored thank you very much

[Anonymous No.17581830]

>>17574778
>sugar
don't need it
>salt
don't need it
>oil
don't need it

beans and grain and water, that's it

[Anonymous No.17581904]

>>17581830
>yuropoor has been programmed by the globohomo to think this is all he needs to survive