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17561461 No.17561461 [Reply] [Original]

> goes to new York
> Want a slice of pizza
> Find the nearest sbarro and enjoy authentic new York pizza

There are real people that do this you know

>> No.17561466

>>17561461
I do this

>> No.17561475

>>17561461
I wouldn't set foot in that concrete liberal hellscape

>> No.17561491

>>17561461
Sbarros still exist? Thought they left existence when all the old indoor shopping malls did.

>> No.17561500

>>17561461
wow thats just like le ebin michael scott joke from le office!!!

>> No.17561533

>>17561461
Trump took Sarah Palin to Sbarro. Google it.

>> No.17561687

>>17561461
Do they still have the spinach pizza?

>> No.17561718

>>17561475
And nothing of value is lost without you there

>> No.17562318

>>17561491
Unfortunately no.
>>17561461
Yeah they're shit. Dunno how Sbarro's became popular in the first place. Must be milking that NY name. For me, the best pizza I had was in Brooklyn.

>> No.17562326

>>17561461
As an Australian-American I can unironically say that there are some countries with pizza so worthless and bland that Sbarro would be shockingly delicious

>> No.17562368

>>17562326
Do tell, anon. Where's the worst pizza you've had?

>> No.17562425

>>17561475

I'm sure they'll manage without you Cletus.

>> No.17562443

>>17562368
Buffalo kangaroo pizza. The sauce was awful and the meat chewy. Not good

>> No.17562550

>>17561461
sbarro :DDDDD

>> No.17562647

>>17561475
Based

>> No.17562655

>>17561475
Based and reality pilled. Could you imagine having to actually live in that overpriced crime filled coastal shithole? Gross.

>> No.17562687

Fucking lol New York is just a cheap shit ripoff of Jersey.
Come to Jersey and enjoy some real pizza, made by real people.
Not Habib’s Shitty Grease-Cheesebread

>> No.17562696

>>17562318
Are you retarded? Or just hating <popular thing>?

>> No.17562701

>>17561461
I know someone who went to spain and france and had mcdonalds for 1/2 of the meals they had there.

>> No.17562712

>>17562425
>>17561718
you mad you gay leftie fucks? enjoy your shit-smearing, train-track pushing niggers

>> No.17562720

>>17561461
jew york needs to be nuked

>> No.17562735
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17562735

>red lobster in times square

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17562755

>>17561461
>There are real people that do this you know
They enjoy life while people like you are never happy.

>> No.17562758

>>17561461
According to everyone in NY, its the water that makes it authentic. So yes, it is authentic NY pizza. If you dont agree then youre admitting you can get "authentic" NY pizza anywhere else

>> No.17562777

>>17562758
I thought that was for bagels.

>> No.17562791
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17562791

for me it's their authentic frozen sausage pizza with the classic artisan crust

>> No.17562856

>>17561475
BASED

>> No.17563061

>>17562425
>I'm sure they'll manage without you Cletus.
They literally can't lol. New York needs us, we don't need them

>> No.17563088

>>17563061
Indeed, New York Uses all those precious tax dollars from those wonderful red states.

>> No.17564528

Yagg Sbarro

>> No.17564540

>>17561461
Yes, because is damn good pizza unlike all the other trash pizza in NYC.

>> No.17564596

I worked at a halal Sbarro's in an area with zero foot traffic and it was the shittiest job I've ever had. We'd leave the same pizzas out from open to close and the owner made us save the garlic bread sticks to reuse the next day

>> No.17564622

>>17563061
Proof that flyoverfags are less educated than coastal chads

>> No.17564660

>>17561461
I always liked their stuffed crust slices.

>> No.17564662

>>17562712
so? I'm richer than you

>> No.17564676

>>17561461
You joke but there used to be a Sbarro on Damrak square in Amsterdam and after a night of cones and dead eyed hookers that was always a welcome sight. Fuck the geldautomaat, Sbarro forever

>> No.17565651

>>17561475
stay out

>> No.17565677

>>17562368
Australia in general. It’s fucking garbage

>> No.17565695

>>17565677
cuisine is garbage across the board in australia

>> No.17565710

>>17561461
My dad was a Sbarro franchisee, ask me anything.

>> No.17565738

>>17565710
No

>> No.17565812

>>17564662
cletus is right kendra. you are surrounded by street shitting encamped homeless. what once was quaint hobos and homeless people, often on first-name basis with some of the community, and churches -- is now turning your city into a literal shithole.
>seal barking neoliberal cunt
those people won't hesitate to eat you

>> No.17565826

>>17565651
I plan on it

>> No.17565945

>>17561500
I don't get it, was this is that show? also gay for recognizing it

>> No.17567096

>>17562318
they had the best pizza in the mall in bumfuck, TN

>> No.17567327

>>17565826
thank god

>> No.17568764

>>17562368
I burned a tombstone pizza and drunkenly dropped a slice in the toilet while I was taking a dump. Ate it anyway. That was a contender for the worst.

>> No.17568781

>>17565710
did he enjoy running the shop?

>> No.17568800

>>17561475
/thread

>> No.17568814

>>17563061
This was never true and always a cope. You grow corn and soy. You grow animal feed and that's only 30s percent of it. Very few farms in America actually produce food compared to corn and soy.

>> No.17568821

>>17565812
Hmmm what's wrong with a country that makes it have so many homeless? The grand majority of which are citizens born and raised. Why so many homeless? Why are most people getting more poor every year? Wages stagnating for decades? What's up with that?

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17568828

>>17564528
fuck you i already added the pic to my post before seeing yours

>> No.17568951

>>17568764
Fuck dude I've done a lot but I've never done that. Damn.

>> No.17569099

>>17562755
From my vague recollection of that show in-between sex and naps pretty sure that guy had a fucking horrible life. Wasn't that the joke?

>> No.17570889

>>17561461
Jagg Sbarro

>> No.17571109

>>17568764
Jesus, man. Why?

>> No.17571221

>>17561475
Dude you think jew york city is bad? I was BORN in LA this place is a fucking waste land god help me.

>> No.17571226

>>17564662
But are you happier than them jej

>> No.17571261

>>17561491
They're still around at service plazas on the Florida turnpike I think

>> No.17571795

>>17561475
the southerner is mystified by the thin weak walls of the trailer home

>> No.17571854

>>17561491
Where do you live that indoor shopping malls don't exist anymore? Detroit?

>> No.17571879

>>17571221
LA is cool just hang out with the Mexicans

>> No.17571881

>>17561475
SPBP

>> No.17571896

>>17568821
>Why so many homeless?
Why are so many homeless in the most pozzed leftist cities if you have a solution to the problem other than letting them stink up the streets? Lmao

>> No.17571900

Sbarro is shitty mall pizza. Am I wrong?

>> No.17571908

>>17571896
Homelessness is everywhere and so is abandoned property. Seems like an easy fix

>> No.17571933

>>17571908
>easy fix
Let them live in squalor in abandoned condemned buildings. Out of sight, out of mind. Lol

You people are sure something else. You think you are smart but are just bumbling from one mistake to the next; tossing down the littles bits of dirt to cover the bodies you leave in your wake. It's amazing you can tie your shoes.

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>>17568764
>dropped a slice in the toilet while I was taking a dump. Ate it anyway.

>> No.17573443

>>17561461
sbarro is underrated although it doesn't beat new york style 'za (which isnt even the best 'za)