thoughts on getting a horse butchered for real life consumption?

[Anonymous No.17560065]

Too old to do much, live to far from town to go places.

[Anonymous No.17560069]

>Too old to do much, live to far from town to go places.
Are you talking about you or the horse? Want me to call a butcher for you and ask them the question?

[Anonymous No.17560078]

>>17560069
The horse is too old to walk to town. I can call one myself thank you.

[Anonymous No.17560199]

>>17560065
Unless you really love horse meat, it's better to sell it and use that money to buy cow and chicken meat. The world needs glue, and if the meat is any good they will ship it to Canada where selling horse meat is legal.

[Anonymous No.17560200]

>>17560065
horses aren't clean

[Anonymous No.17560206]

>>17560065
DIY? Maybe tan the hide, too, and make a smithing apron?

[Anonymous No.17560231]

>>17560199
I don't think I could get it shipped to Canada, I'm a few miles away from Mexico.
>>17560200
Mine is.

[Anonymous No.17560248]

>>17560231
>Mine is.
not to eat, at least if you care what God has to say on the matter. it's your choice.

[Anonymous No.17560256]

isn't horse popular in japan?

[Anonymous No.17560264]

>>17560231
You don't ship it yourself. Ask around at the feed store or your farmer friends. There are companies that buy sickly horses specifically for this. Some go to the glue factory here, and the ones they think will survive get shipped to Canada for meat processing.

Personally I'm not a fan of horse meat and if you aren't too, you'd be paying the butcher for meat you don't really like. It's just so much easier to sell lame horses to these companies.

[Anonymous No.17560272]

>>17560065
>>17560256

https://youtu.be/-GyzXuK-gtI?t=23

[Anonymous No.17560273]

>>17560248
Stop wearing wool and linen.

[Anonymous No.17560277]

>>17560264
Picking from a gigantic herd of dying horses which ones you think will survive a train journey to Canada to be slaughtered for their meat and which ones should be executed on the spot and melted into glue sounds like a pretty bad job. I would not like to do it. This is because I like horses. Bankers, on the other hand

[Anonymous No.17560286]

>>17560264
The idea of eating it just strikes a cord with me. Becoming one with it.

[Anonymous No.17560290]

>>17560273
stop getting triggered by the mere mention of God

[Anonymous No.17560297]

>>17560065
It'd be a nice send off for your horse I guess.

[Anonymous No.17560299]

>>17560248
I don't believe in God, and most religions are not against eating horses.

[Anonymous No.17560384]

hm I never understood people that dont eat pork until I just considered eating horse. I dont think I could eat horse unless I really forced myself to.

[Anonymous No.17560644]

>>17560065
leave him to rest a year so he can enjoy his last moments on earth and then sacrifice him.

[Anonymous No.17560655]

>>17560256
COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

[Anonymous No.17560706]

>>17560644
I'll give her time to relax and eat. She's the type of horse that'll do anything for food, and would eat all day if she could.

[Anonymous No.17560712]

>>17560199
>Unless you really love horse meat, it's better to sell it and use that money to buy cow and chicken meat.
Horse meat is real good for you

[Anonymous No.17560722]

>>17560065
don’t eat the horse you degenerate

[Anonymous No.17560754]

>>17560065
>butchered for real life consumption
As opposed to like online consumption?

[Anonymous No.17560812]

>>17560722
Why is that degenerate?
>>17560754
I originally tried to ask this in a related thread on /d/. They told me to fuck off, and gave me a warning.

[Anonymous No.17560835]

>>17560065
>Too old

It won't taste good
My in-laws in Kazakhstan buy a new borne in spring and have it butchered less than a year later

excellent

[Anonymous No.17560945]

>>17560384
I have eaten horse. It is an agreeable sort of meat with nothing particularly dramatic to set it apart from other meats.

[Anonymous No.17561230]

>>17560065
i am poster from /an/horse
the answer is no

[Anonymous No.17561244]

>>17560065
OP do you love your horse?
Is it your friend?
Nothing wrong with eating it, just curious.

[Anonymous No.17561249]

>>17560286
Getting some serious dead hooker vibes from this post

[Anonymous No.17561283]

>>17560065
Why would you want to eat your horse?

[Anonymous No.17561295]

>>17560835
>My in-laws in Kazakhstan buy a new borne in spring and have it butchered less than a year later

Cool story bro, but OP was asking about horses.

[Anonymous No.17561298]

>>17560065

That dude is JRHNBR.

[Anonymous No.17561339]

>>17561244
Yes, and yes. Planning to buy her horse treats.
>>17561249
Lol why?
>>17561283
She costs me money, and she's at the end of her life.

[Anonymous No.17561351]

>>17561298
What?

[Anonymous No.17561359]

how does horse meat taste?

[Anonymous No.17561365]

>>17560065
Post horse

[Anonymous No.17561375]

>>17561365
I did, I'll get a new picture of her tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17561376]

>>17561339
thats oddly sweet to me honestly i'd be rather eaten myself on my deathbed and brig life into people by nourishing them than rot underground

[Anonymous No.17561397]

She really likes trying to destroy the fence.

[Anonymous No.17561407]

[Anonymous No.17561419]

>>17561397
>>17561407

[Anonymous No.17561421]

>>17560256
Not really popular, but you can find it in a handful of places. My dad and I hunted down a place some many years a go to try it. It's served raw very thinly sliced. Not bad. Nothing I'd go out of my way to eat again, but not bad.

[Anonymous No.17561433]

A picture of her with her previous owner.

[Anonymous No.17561576]

>>17560256
you lose the kino when you removed the food menu popping out from the side

[Anonymous No.17562156]

>>17561433
anon... did you buy a horse just to kill it and eat it?

[Anonymous No.17562160]

Horse is common and accepted in the Netherlands in the form of a steak or cold cuts or pate.

[Anonymous No.17562260]

>>17562156
I've train on since I was 13.

[Anonymous No.17562273]

>>17562156
I've trained under a crazy horse lady for tears. Now she has left and I bought the farm. She took her minis and gave me everything else pretty much.

[Anonymous No.17562302]

>>17560945
It's kinda tough. I don't really know what the objection to it is, it's not like it's a dog or something the average person can relate to

[Anonymous No.17562677]

>>17560065
Horse meat has been eaten by people for centuries. If you don't mind eating it then get the horse butchered.

[Anonymous No.17562685]

See: lamb vs. mutton.
If you kill an old horse the meat will taste like crap, and the only thing you will ever make are grim eurasian horse stews.
You can raise horses to eat- but eating random horses is not a good plan.

[Anonymous No.17562705]

>>17560065
Eating your horse is shameful, it's something only a barbarian would think of doing — besides you'll need that horse for when gas reaches 10$ a gallon.

[Anonymous No.17562709]

>>17560065
Idk why westerners are so buttthurt about eating horses, it's not a taboo in eastern europe

[Anonymous No.17563039]

>>17562705
She can't even walk to town.

[Anonymous No.17563139]

>>17560065
why not set it free you absolute monster?

[Anonymous No.17563146]

>>17562709
>its ok when the euros do it

not always

[Anonymous No.17563222]

>>17563139
I love in a desert, and a previous gave her a brand. She would go the the nearest field, get caught, and I might get in trouble.
Also eating her sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.17563639]

>>17562273
let the old fucker have her merited pension.

[Anonymous No.17563694]

[Anonymous No.17563745]

>>17562273
>I bought the farm
More like that horse is about to buy the farm

[Anonymous No.17563766]

>>17561576

[Anonymous No.17564556]

>>17563639
What? I don't have her money.
>>17563745
I don't understand

[Anonymous No.17564577]

[Anonymous No.17564586]

[Anonymous No.17564594]

What's the best cut?

[Anonymous No.17564775]

>>17564594
fried horse pussy

[Anonymous No.17564801]

>>17564775
Ew why?

[Anonymous No.17564867]

>>17560065
>Too old to do much
Not for food either tho. Old animal meat is not good. Even ages ago, unless it was severe famine, which was pretty normal, humans would only resort to eating old animal meat exclusively in case of life or death. Don't be a petty fool, let that neigher die in peace.

If you are asking about how can you scratch a few dolary doos then glue factory or if its a good breed...well... time to pump mayonnaise.

[Anonymous No.17564952]

>>17564867
Honestly, this idea is now partly symbolic. A rider and a horse united forever, having her live on through me.
I don't like the idea of shipping her off to a glue factory, scared by the strange people. Buring her seems like a toxic waste.
I wish she could be bred, but the last couple times a stud tried she didn't settle.
Besides her tough meat could make jerky, and I'll be the jerk jock jocking jerking jerky.

[Anonymous No.17565575]

Why don't you get some sub sandwiches and have a fun sandwich party with the horse?

[Anonymous No.17565656]

>>17564952
Turn her into jerky and stew meat that'll get heavily seasoned like chili. You could also try mixing her meat with pig fat and make some sausage, I do that with deer and it turns out pretty good, same idea might work with horse.

[Anonymous No.17565670]

>>17560248
The Bible doesn't say shit about eating horse, it's purely a cultural taboo from days when they were your main source of labor as a farmer. It was to stop people stealing and killing them, like livestock theft but twice as bad.

[Anonymous No.17565712]

>>17565670
Leviticus 11:3
“Whatsoever parteth the hoof, and is clovenfooted, and cheweth the cud, among the beasts, that shall ye eat.”

[Anonymous No.17565775]

>>17565712
>Old Testament
So then by your dumbass logic we're not allowed to eat pork or wear shirts woven with more than one fabric and God wants us to burn cows in churches. Whoops, I mean G*d because we're still following the OT and only the OT because nobody else came along to give us new rules to follow. Especially not some prophesised messiah who gave their life for our sins.

[Anonymous No.17565805]

>>17565775
Your post is kinda not kosher.

[Anonymous No.17565832]

>>17565775
Corinthians 7:25
For he who eateth the flesh of thine horse shall not be a friend of Christ and be thought of unkindly by his brethren

[Anonymous No.17565836]

>>17564952
>I wish she could be bred, but the last couple times a stud tried she didn't settle.
Try harder

[Anonymous No.17565843]

>>17565805
Rev 2:9

[Anonymous No.17565847]

>>17565832
Corinthians 7 is all about marriage. Verse 25 is specifically about virgins. Try again.

[Anonymous No.17565914]

>>17560065
Old animals taste like crap
But better than letting it rot i guess
>>17560286
Sounds a little psychotic

[Anonymous No.17566342]

>>17565914
I don't know, this video makes it seem like older animals have more flavor.
https://youtu.be/DqXjsBwOjOI
I'm no a psycho. You wouldn't call a man drooling over a donut a psycho, or a horse pawing at the dirt for alfalfa.

[Anonymous No.17566361]

>>17560199
>Canada
>where selling horse meat is legal
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.17566372]

>>17566361
In America it's illegal to sell horse meat for consumption. I don't know if it's the same for selling them to make glue.

[Anonymous No.17566379]

>>17566372
America really is a dystopian hellscape.

What reason could there be to ban horsemeat other than making people their lives miserable and wasting food?

[Anonymous No.17566382]

>>17560065
Let it live out its days. It looks like its been a good horse.

[Anonymous No.17566385]

>>17560065
Serious question: why are all horse girls fucking insane? Everyone I’ve met is that weird, shy, but talkative and quirky kind of unstable.

[Anonymous No.17566387]

>>17562709
It's not taboo in Western Europe either, except with you-know-who's

[Anonymous No.17566388]

>>17566385
Fucking hell, I don't know. I had to fight the crazy horse lady when she wanted to get more wild horses from a auction when she hasn't even the the ones she got a month ago.
If you find a way to fix them let me know. If I find a crazy animal lady, it's going to be a chicken lady.

[Anonymous No.17566407]

>>17560065
If it's a boy horse, then it's a huge waste of horsecock.

[Anonymous No.17566416]

>>17560712
I've sometimes had thoughts about a horse's meat

[Anonymous No.17566493]

>>17566388
I wish I could. I used to work with a horse girl and she had a wedding to go to but didn’t have a date so I offered to go with her. Didn’t expect to end up at a wedding full of them. They’ve all got that weird thing where they’ll look miserable but then bring up horses and you can’t shut them up. It’s a shame too because they’re usually pretty cute and riding pants look great on them, but their personalities are insufferable. I’ve met crazy cat ladies more stable than many of them.

[Anonymous No.17566512]

>>17566407
I get called a psycho for liking the idea of eating a majestic animal when there's literally horse fuckers here.

[Anonymous No.17567088]

>>17566379
We use a lot of drugs on horses that would make you sick if you ingested them. No FDA standard either.

[Anonymous No.17567144]

>>17562273
>>>/x/
>>17567088
is that why you give them the drugs; so people won't be inclined to eat your horses?

[Anonymous No.17567159]

>>17567088
>We use a lot of drugs on horses
And yet companies get away with monster cows on heavy diet of drugs.

[Anonymous No.17567200]

>>17561359
the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning

[Anonymous No.17567207]

>>17567159
that's a lot of beef

[Anonymous No.17568494]

>>17566512
Welcome to 4chan!

[Anonymous No.17568514]

>>17561397
She knows your plans. She's trying to escape. Honestly though meat from old animals is rarely any good. You probably won't find it tasty.

[Anonymous No.17568532]

>>17568514
Lol this taken before I got this idea.

[Anonymous No.17568536]

>>17566385
Female autism.

[Anonymous No.17568542]

>>17567159
That's a genetic disorder that prevents the normal breakdown of muscle tissue and promotes growth. It's found in many animals, including humans.

[Anonymous No.17568560]

>>17568532
It's cool that you've got a farm. You raise and sell horses, then? Bet margins are tight. You could give her a quick death and if you've got a big enough compost pile you can get her buried under that. If you can legally do it you can also burn her before she goes rotten. It smells so fucking bad when a rotten corpse gets torched, but only mildly gross if it's fresh.

[Anonymous No.17568565]

>>17568542
My point still stands, cows in factory farms are fed a ton of drugs and served everywhere, but the government banned selling horse meat. This is fishy, and smells a bit like corruption.

[Anonymous No.17568608]

>>17567159
>>17568565
First clarification: there is no federal ban in the US on selling horsemeat, only regional ones. You can very legally purchase horsemeat all around the country, however...
Second clarification: the problem instead is that you cannot sell meat for human consumption in the US without USDA certification, and the USDA lacks a branch or standards regarding horse. This is mostly because there has never been a major formal operation raising horses as livestock for human consumption in the US.

As a result, the market for horsemeat in the US is largely based on older racehorses or quarterhorses. Compared to livestock raised as food, the drugs and medications fed to these horses are not required to be standardized, scheduled, or recorded.
Yes, both animals take lots of drugs, but the difference here is that you don't know what drugs and how much of them have been given to the horses. There's no authority over it. Even if someone did write down every single drug and when it was taken by a horse, that wouldn't make a difference.

[Anonymous No.17568849]

>>17568608
I see, I just looked and you're right on the money. I was wrong.

[Anonymous No.17569953]

>>17568560
Trying to tame the 2 wild horse the crazy horse lady left. I work as truck driver so money isn't a huge deal, but I don't really got the time to sit in their pen all day to tame the two wild ones.
It's less a farm now, and more a homestead. I prefer chickens because they don't take as much feed or resources. And they're a lot easier to down size. Growing potatoes with an automatic waterer. Growing citrus trees and pomegranates that have been on the property before I was born, growing a lilikoi vine. I'm making Hawaiian springtail cultures and germinating seeds in it too.

Horses are nice, but they are not profitable or needed for most farms these days.

[Anonymous No.17570013]

meat is meat

[Anonymous No.17570139]

>>17562685
Wouldn't old horse be good for braising?
>>17563146
Nothing wrong with this map.
>>17566372
Land of the "free"

[Anonymous No.17571657]

>>17569953
Cool shit man. Sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.17571711]

Kill yourself OP. Thats the best option

[Anonymous No.17573168]

I swear I didn't teach her this. She started doing it after I stopped giving her treats.