/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17556904]

This is what $35 gets you in America.

[Anonymous No.17556912]

Pizza place by me gives out a free 2 liter drink with a pizza purchase. That lemonade is the most foul, shittiest rendition of lemonade that has ever existed or will exist.

[Anonymous No.17556913]

>>17556904
the seagrams makes this feel like a TBanon lite thread or something.

[Anonymous No.17556914]

stop bullying us
t. albertafag

[Anonymous No.17556916]

Only if you're a fag

[Anonymous No.17556944]

>>17556912
>the most foul, shittiest rendition of lemonade that has ever existed or will exist
That's a shame. It was a freebee, which I wouldn't have even known if the dude hadn't told me (he looked just like the pizza delivery guy from Walking Dead, and the only other people around were homeless, so it was kind of spooky). They had some decent bottles of iced tea and a few different sodas I'd never seen before on the top shelf, but I went for the 2L lemonade because I like lemonade and didn't feel like hanging out. It's too late for me to get into sugar water so hopefully when I crack it open tomorrow it isn't as bad as you say.
>>17556914
It could be worse. At least you're not Australian.
>>17556913
Curious.

[Anonymous No.17556991]

>that huge ass bottle of vodka
It's sold as novelty in Evropa kek

[Anonymous No.17556998]

>>17556904
vile pizza

[Anonymous No.17557025]

>>17556904
Tbanon?

[Anonymous No.17557029]

>>17556904
Incredibly based night for $35 desu. This was $35 alone

[Anonymous No.17557127]

>>17556991
>huge ass bottle of vodka
>novelty
It's just a handle.

[Anonymous No.17557172]

>>17556904
What is on the pizza?

[Anonymous No.17557190]

>>17557029
Jesus where? The cvs by me has it for like 22 bucks

[Anonymous No.17557193]

>>17557172
It's a tex mex (BBQ sauce and cilantro)

[Anonymous No.17557200]

>>17557190
>flyover detected
Clayton, Don't mind me while I sex in the city it up

[Anonymous No.17557212]

>>17557200
Guess again Ashtyne. I know you true gender is a man but deep down you will never carry a child.

[Anonymous No.17557216]

Thanks Brandon..

[Anonymous No.17557257]

>>17556991
Its called a handle here. 1.75 liters. One of the most common sizes sold here.

[Anonymous No.17557271]

>>17557212
So what? At least I chose and earned my name, it wasn't just given to me.

[Anonymous No.17557275]

>>17556991
No it isnt.

[Anonymous No.17557286]

>>17557257
You can handle this
>*pass you my erect penis*

[Anonymous No.17557624]

>>17557172
It's kind of like a cross between a Hawaiian pizza and a bbq pizza, except the bbq sauce is kind of Asian (there's definitely some hoisin in there) and it has serrano peppers. The crust is a little better than your average place, but nothing special. Overall it's good, but definitely too sweet.
>>17556912
I cracked it open and you're right. It tastes like it was made with the lemon "juice" that comes in those lemon shaped plastic bottles. Would not recommend.

[Anonymous No.17557655]

>>17557286
*unzips dick*

[Anonymous No.17557663]

>>17557655
Wtf anon? Its bleeding everywhere

[Anonymous No.17557665]

>>17557655
Ywnbaw

[Anonymous No.17557678]

>when TBanon is ban on sight so he tries to stay undercover while posting
Nice, nice. Glad to see you try something else for a change too.

[Anonymous No.17557720]

>>17556904
>$10 vodka
>$2 lemonade
>$1 candy
>$22 pizza

How close am I OP?

[Anonymous No.17557740]

>>17557678
>tries to stay undercover
Nah. It's literally been one mod who's been after me for the past 3 years - likely because he tried making a cooking thread and I called him out on all his mistakes, as I'm wont to do. First he started banning me for off-topic when I answered questions about the movies and shit in the background, which is legitimate, even though I was also still talking about the food. Then I stopped answering questions about the shit in the background and he'd search my IP and ban me for off-topic in other threads where I made a random off handed comment. Off-topic is a 24 ban on /ck/. These days he just picks a random post and gives me a ban for "trolling", which is a 3 day global ban. It's complete bullshit.
>>17557720
Pretty close. The vodka was $13, the lemonade was free with the pizza, which was $20, and the candy + tax makes up the difference.

[Anonymous No.17557745]

>>17557740
Do you own a Nintendo Switch?

[Anonymous No.17557755]

>>17556904
>no water
>sugar
>sugar
>sugar
wow so tasty

[Anonymous No.17557777]

>>17557755
There's this old boomer meme that goes something like, "everything but the kitchen sink".
Pro-tip: just because the kitchen sink isn't in the picture doesn't mean that anon isn't drinking water. Fucking zoomers, I swear...

[Anonymous No.17557797]

That's like 80 CAD. Please send food.

[Anonymous No.17557800]

>robin eggs

what the fuck, who eats
those outside of Easter

[Anonymous No.17557802]

>>17556944
Make sure to cut the lemonade with some water when you drink it

[Anonymous No.17557812]

>>17557797
canada has a whole variety of cheaper better ethnic food, stop worrying about pizza and eat something tastier

[Anonymous No.17557831]

>>17557800
God damn my anon
You really botched that haiku
Also, it's Easter

[Anonymous No.17557921]

>>17556904
>>17556904
fucking beast

[Anonymous No.17558251]

>>17556904
Is that good or bad? I live in Norway and 35 ameribucks wouldn't even cover the vodka

[Anonymous No.17558262]

>>17558251
>Is that good or bad
>I live in Norway
You live in a better country, it doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.17558297]

>>17557740
>handle of vodka
>13$
it starts at 50 here. I knew we had stupid liquor prices but fuck me

[Anonymous No.17558356]

>>17556904
Where did you get the pizza from

[Anonymous No.17558379]

>>17558297
Jesus fuck start bootlegging your own at that point

[Anonymous No.17558380]

>>17558297
>it starts at 50 here
Holy fuck where

[Anonymous No.17558396]

>>17558380
Sounds like either Australia or Canada. Alcohol and cigarette taxes are insane to cover the costs of "free" healtthcare. When people complain about how much socialized healthcare costs, it's not just income tax.

[Anonymous No.17558442]

>>17556913
i miss that lil nigga like you wouldnt believe. that burger bros...

[Anonymous No.17558911]

>>17556904
This is what families on SNAP have to live on for a week... This is all Bush's fault, bros

[Anonymous No.17559049]

>>17557740
Based. Fuck you and your anime toys

[Anonymous No.17559069]

>>17558396
What does Silent Sam taste like, bros?

[Anonymous No.17559339]

>>17558380
>>17558396
The cheapest I can get a 1.75L of vodka in Ontario is $65. How the fuck aren't yanks all alkies?

[Anonymous No.17559360]

>>17559339
I think we are by world standards. Can you get like basocal bottles of wine for under $10? Anything?

Even europoors don't have it nearly that bad.

[Anonymous No.17559374]

>>17557740
Glad to see you again. Stay safe and fly low skyking

[Anonymous No.17559377]

>>17556912
I had that lemonade for mixing and thought it would be fine. I had the same reaction
> I love $0.25 hotdogs I'm not picky it should be great!
> find a $0.25 hotdog being given away for free so foul I actually regret even obtaining it at no cost
Was that kind of moment

[Anonymous No.17559382]

>>17556904
How much is that on rubles?

[Anonymous No.17559383]

>>17557740
CK has the most abusive janny. I evade his ban though. It's OK. Stay mad you tranny faggot.

[Anonymous No.17559391]

>>17559069
Very mild and sippable. I highly recommend it over other vodkas of the same price like Smirnoff, which is frankly lighter fluid by comparison.

>>17559339
At the very least, we have privates here in BC to give the gov't stores competition, but it's still fucked due to taxes. I miss being able to cross the border for gas and booze.

[Anonymous No.17559394]

>>17558297
Laughing at your existence. You and your abhorrent ancestors have created your reality.

[Anonymous No.17559395]

>>17559391
Wouldn't you just make your own at that point? Or is that illegal too?

[Anonymous No.17559412]

>>17559395
For sure, you can get beer and wine significantly cheaper if you make it yourself or commission a ubrew. Operating a still without a federal license is illegal, though, as in most places.
C'est la vie.

[Anonymous No.17559479]

>>17559360
Idk, I almost never buy wine. Cheapest I can recall was around $12
I know there's a place where you can "make" your own wine in bulk and it ends up working out to like $3 a bottle

[Anonymous No.17559494]

>>17556904
> pineapple on pizza
Fuck you.
> (spy the Robin Eggs)
Oh shit nigga it IS almost easter, huh? Gotta stock up on Robin Eggs and Resse's Eggs, those shits are delicious.

[Anonymous No.17559530]

>flyovers posting their disgusting digorno microwaveable pizza as if it doesn't out them as flyovers right away
your water is filled with shit and because of this you'll never be able to make good dough

[Anonymous No.17559563]

>>17559530
Nobody asked.

[Anonymous No.17559579]

>>17559563
you asked when you posted it faggot. you want attention you got it. maybe stick to boiled corn husks and cow assholes next time, kid

[Anonymous No.17559584]

>>17556904
>Dole lemonade
Based.

[Anonymous No.17559586]

>>17559579
Tamale's are based, and coasties are dick sucking homos. Prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.17559595]

>>17559530
Ah yes, californians/oregonians/washingtonians and their world-renowned pizza, definitely way better than some of those mid western states where these authentic pizza mongers settled, any day

[Anonymous No.17559606]

>>17558911
>Dated a girl who was on EBT
>Got free groceries every now and then
>We fell out about a month ago, so no more free groceries
I literally have a whole case of Velveeta shells and cheese from Sam's Club. To bad we fell out, but she was being a double bigger, so it was for the best.

[Anonymous No.17559616]

>>17557271
>Chose
Sure
>Earned
What? How do you earn a delusion?

[Anonymous No.17559623]

>>17559586
yeah you're not eating a tamale though are you, you're eating some gross flyover za. that's not real za and you should feel bad. the gravy looks like it came out of my ass, the bread looks like a piece of cardboard, and what the fuck even are those toppings. 2/10, I struggle to think of how you could possible be eating worse za

>>17559595
>californians/oregonians/washingtonians
flyover, flyover, flyover. if im taking a plane trip out of newark liberty and im passing california you know what im doing? flying right over it. what do they even do there, make all of the shows that weren't good enough to make in new york? can't even make fun of their water quality because they have no water

[Anonymous No.17559629]

>>17559623
I have still yet to find the person who asked.

[Anonymous No.17559644]

>>17559623
enjoy your hudson river tapwater pizza. you spend all this time shittalking flyovers, yet you're nothing but a flyover yourself. do you have any self-awareness?
A lot of airplanes fly over your shithole area but I've never been on one that actually stopped there.

[Anonymous No.17559646]

>>17557740
Good for you. I like your threads. Make another one on the 26th. I'm gonna be drinking and probably eating fast food that night; and your threads are great as a co-drinker.

[Anonymous No.17559698]

>>17559629
see >>17559579

>>17559644
see you're a flyover so I wouldn't expect you to understand how functioning infrastructure works but in new york we have these things called aqueducts. we don't have to drink the water that's directly under our feet, in fact the catskill water that is pumped in is some of the highest quality in the country

[Anonymous No.17559708]

Seriously, is anybody asking this guy?

[Anonymous No.17559718]

>>17559708
>flyover retard mad that his los angeles shitshack pizza is getting town apart like a branzino on christmas eve

[Anonymous No.17559722]

>>17559698
whatever you say flyover scum, enjoy having the children of the devil foment strife in your streets

[Anonymous No.17559736]

>>17559698
Braindead lead poisoned cumstain and also closeted opinion

[Anonymous No.17559748]

>>17559736
>flyover trying to accuse the most well-maintained water infrastructure of the country of being poisoned
have fun lighting your coal water on fire

>>17559722
>can't even make his messaging coherent

[Anonymous No.17559753]

>>17559623
> muh za muh water makes the difference muh za muh topping superiority muh za

OK, post that shitty Brooklyn grease flap you call pizza then, Carlito.

[Anonymous No.17559754]

>>17559748
it's like dealing with a small child

[Anonymous No.17559763]

>>17557624

Hm sounds like they used teriyaki sauce anon.

Gosh you can’t beat a good pizza… might have to get a specialty pie from my local place now. Buffalo chicken, chicken bacon ranch, or maybe chicken bruschetta???¿

[Anonymous No.17559805]

>>17556912
>Pizza place by me gives out a free 2 liter drink with a pizza purchase
They aren't giving it for free, they're adding a few bucks to the cost of the pizza to include a 2 liter soda

[Anonymous No.17559872]

>>17559616
When I was born I was given the name 子轩 (zixuan). I study hard and move to America university for graduate courses and chose my courtesy name, Ashtyne, for its sonorous quality. Name is earned by its virtue in hard work.

[Anonymous No.17559939]

>>17559360
>Even europoors don't have it nearly that bad.
Granted, you can get vodka for cheaper by buying 0.5 l or 0.7 l bottles, but not much cheaper.

[Anonymous No.17560043]

>>17559360
A 200mL mickey in Canada (Ontario, at least) is 8-9 bucks and that's the domestic shit

[Anonymous No.17560084]

>>17557831
Criminally underrated

[Anonymous No.17560100]

>>17558396
See that's what ameritards don't understand. Sure, we may pay 5 times the normal price for basic goods, but we have free healthcare. Which means you can go to the hospital with a broken collarbone, wait 4 hours, get sent home because the fucktard goblin in charge couldn't identify a fracture to save her life, go back the next day because it turns out that shit is pretty painful, wait 8 hours, get properly diagnosed, get surgery, and end up with a shoulder 1 inch closer to your neck than the other, FREE OF CHARGE. Except for the initial ambulance ride which costs about 150. Haha, they are so stupid.

[Anonymous No.17560104]

>>17556904
And the vodka was $20

[Anonymous No.17560105]

>>17559339
We have love of the lord Jesus Christ so we don't need the intoxicants that the Godless consume

[Anonymous No.17560161]

>>17557812
Butter chicken with naan bread and no rice is like $22 here wtf you mean?

[Anonymous No.17560538]

>>17560100
We don't free health care you moron, unless you are nonworking leach.

[Anonymous No.17560582]

>>17560538
You're not as smart as you think.

[Anonymous No.17560607]

>>17560582
u2

[Anonymous No.17560779]

oh dude i love those robin egg candies, they're way better than regular whoppers. maybe i'll get a small box this year. dont want to be a fat fuck (again)

[Anonymous No.17560928]

>>17556904
This is what $23.62 gets you in America (not pictured: 1x 5lb. bag of potatoes because I already dumped it into a different container). I think it would have been about the same about a year ago; maybe a couple dollars less?

[Anonymous No.17560943]

>>17560928
>precooked sausage and frozen "food"

[Anonymous No.17560957]

>>17560943
Uncooked sausages were cheaper than the ones I ended up buying. I buy cooked ones to make hot dogs because all I have to do is heat them up in the pan.

>Gorton's in scare quote
cringe

[Anonymous No.17560966]

>>17560957
post your hand, fatty. I could kill you in one punch

[Anonymous No.17560974]

>>17556904
>>17556944
What the hell is that little plastic white table for?

[Anonymous No.17560982]

>>17560974
>he doesn't know about the little table
holy kek bet you're a virgin too

[Anonymous No.17560983]

>>17560974
I think it's to keep the top of the box from touching the pizza

[Anonymous No.17561031]

Fucking hate this fat sack of shit. He lives in Sacramento area, works a dead end job as a line cook, lives with his parents (most likely), drives a pick up truck, frequents Taco Bell's and del tacos in Roseburg, went to Reed college and got a retarded liberal arts bachelor's degree, hence the dead end job. Just fuck off already ur a colossal fat faggot

Also, reported for off topic stupid lardass

[Anonymous No.17561069]

>>17560966
Ok chud

[Anonymous No.17561096]

>>17561069
>trying to hide the sausage fingers and fat wrist

[Anonymous No.17561108]

>>17560100
The Canadian healthcare system is such a piece of shit it's not even funny. I know so many people who have had serious medical issues go on undiagnosed.

[Anonymous No.17561118]

>>17557800
Robin eggs are the best seasonal candy.

[Anonymous No.17561151]

>>17561096
whiter than you mohammed

[Anonymous No.17561805]

I wasn't really expecting this thread to still be up, and didn't really do anything special tonight, but here's the haul. Just your basic burger and some Taco Bell - for good measure.

[Anonymous No.17561808]

>>17556904
>$35 gets you a $5 large dominoes pizza, $1 lemonade, $2 of chocolate and a $30 bottle of vodka
good deal i say

[Anonymous No.17561819]

>>17561805
I don't usually fuck around with avocados, but the pantry guy left a half sitting on his board before fucking off, so I figured why not? I actually went a little left field tonight: bacon, pickled onions, cheddar, avocado, and cranberry mustard. Actually not a bad combo - just wish I didn't overcook the burger.

[Anonymous No.17561831]

>>17559339
We are
Every other person here has one or more DUI charge

[Anonymous No.17561837]

>>17559339
Hahaha what the fuck? How are you not rioting? A handle of vodka is 10.99 before taxes and 12 something after. Your government must be several times more crooked than ours. Dear god. I only pay .89 USD for 6 eggs. I have no idea why people live in Canada or on the coasts.

[Anonymous No.17561854]

>>17561805
Did you go to the tb near jimboys?

[Anonymous No.17561858]

>>17561151
>doesn't deny being a lard

[Anonymous No.17561861]

probably 150aus just for the vodka here

[Anonymous No.17561872]

>>17560582
>We don't free healthcare
>Leach

Ya think?

[Anonymous No.17561937]

>>17558297

If a handle of vodka is $50 where you're at, your liquor prices ARE stupid.

[Anonymous No.17561945]

>>17561858
I mean what is there to deny? It is obvious from that pic he is a fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.17562008]

>>17561837
>How are you not rioting?
We're too drunk. Yes, the sin tax does nothing to dissuade alcoholics from drinking. Quelle surprise.

[Anonymous No.17563274]

Decent considering the giant vodka bottle and the likely delivered fast food pizza

[Anonymous No.17563293]

>>17556904
wow so heart disease AND cancer

[Anonymous No.17563304]

>>17556904
>pizza and cocktails
sounds like a good time

[Anonymous No.17563461]

>>17559530
>New york sewer rat
>posting about water

keep flying over, we don't want you here.

[Anonymous No.17563753]

>>17557740
/ck/ isnt the worse board i browse when it comes to an off sided ratio of hyper shitposters and incompetent staff. the people who complain about fast food threads are the same type of people who go and make 5 instant ramen or chilly oil threads or whatever offtopic subject that just happens to have food in the file.

[Anonymous No.17563762]

>>17557200
>alcohol being cheaper and more available means you're in a flyover state
Pretty sure that's the opposite.

[Anonymous No.17563960]

>>17563762
where exactly do you think they grow grain and make alcohol?

[Anonymous No.17563985]

>>17563753

Can you recommend other boards that make for good reads and good info ? I’ve been bouncing around here, biz and pol but I need a bigger library.

[Anonymous No.17563989]

>>17556904
I want to see what your toilet bowl looked like the next morning.

[Anonymous No.17564033]

>>17560100
worst part is here in australia it’s not even free of charge
it’s just nationalised, you still have to pay for health insurance, it’s just you pay the government not a corporation

[Anonymous No.17564094]

>>17563985
>>>/g/ is alright at times
>>>/k/ is fine too but probably not right now. im sure its just /pol/lite thanks to the war
>>>/wsg/ has some good generals with dedicated people you just have to find a subject to take interest in. i used to make jungle dnb threads there twice a year.
>>>/ic/ and >>>/3/ are good for trying to get into making art
>>>/vm/ is like /vg/ but 20 times better in terms of post quality and in recent years there has been a boom in trying to bring back prelive service games from the 2010s so i expect more people going there for private custom servers
>>>/an/ and >>>/diy/ are pretty chill
everything else is either too slow to use, shitposting boards or boards that are slowly becoming shitpost boards.
most of my regex filters are for /v/, /co/ and /tv/ since thats what im interest in and there can be proper discussions sometimes but most of the time its just endless repetitive shitposting

[Anonymous No.17564166]

>>17564094
Much appreciated mah nigga