/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17529919]

seriously nigga, you HAVE to to this sauce!

[Anonymous No.17530168]

>>17529919
>you HAVE to to this sauce

[Anonymous No.17530301]

>>17529919
>you have to to
I do not have a tutu

[Anonymous No.17530308]

>>17529919
Did a white man just use the n word? Lock him up and throw away the key

[Anonymous No.17530312]

>>17530308
Are you saying that people who use the n word (blacks) belong in jail?
MODS!

[Anonymous No.17530354]

I don't know who this is but is it too much to ask to not make smug dreamworks faces in your toktics?

[Anonymous No.17530364]

>>17530354
Not when you're too old to rely on good looks.

[Anonymous No.17530367]

>>17529919
>y-you have to to to... desu senpaichi

[Anonymous No.17530374]

what the fuck is a dl?

[Anonymous No.17530377]

>>17530374
Dl stands for "down low", which is African American speak for a load of semen. So 1 dl in a recipe is the amount of ingredient equal to the typical load

[Anonymous No.17531263]

>>17529919
The retarded facial expressions and shitty theatrics while putting the ingredients in are enough to make me hate this guy before I even start looking at the dish he is preparing.

[Anonymous No.17531311]

>>17531263
The whole posture shows he's trying really hard to keep his face in frame. Why would I want to see some dude's face in a cooking video?

[Anonymous No.17531326]

>>17531311
I assume the logic is that the soyface will get clicks, same as youtube thumbnails. Why that is needed within a cooking video after the click has already happened, I don't know. But some retards make those youtube thumbnail faces in actual real life pictures these days, from having normalized it in their minds I guess.
It's enough for me not to watch soemthing like that even if the content would be good, but I am a contrarian douche, so what do I know.

[Anonymous No.17531411]

>>17530312
I'm calling the admin