/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17527790]

What is your significant other's specialty dish?

[Anonymous No.17527890]

>>17527790
buying fries and a vega croquette at the local snackbar

[Anonymous No.17527892]

boiled beetroot and cauliflower
yep, my gal loves her BBC

[Anonymous No.17527932]

>>17527790
Those pancakes look like shit. Paper thin, and probably tough as balls

[Anonymous No.17527940]

What is with the egg in the background

[Anonymous No.17527942]

>>17527790
for once i just want a woman that knows how to properly stand up like this

[Anonymous No.17527947]

>>17527942
>Implying she'll continue standing straight when the camera turns off.
They're all lazy anon.

[Anonymous No.17527994]

she comes from a house where her mom would just throw hungry man tv dinners in the microwave every night so i have to teach her to cook

[Anonymous No.17527997]

>>17527790
okay now put the pancakes in your stinky asshole and let me eat them out of there

[Anonymous No.17528006]

>>17527790
>don't be fat
>that's literally all!
Women have it easy and yet they have the gumption to complain

[Anonymous No.17528012]

my wife's favorite food is tomato and mayo sandwiches
i love her so much bros

[Anonymous No.17528031]

I cook, she bakes

[Anonymous No.17528064]

>>17527947
I guarantee she was on her back the moment that camera was off

[Anonymous No.17528122]

Bag of Doritos

[Anonymous No.17528386]

She makes some really good springrolls

[Anonymous No.17528392]

>significant other
Well, righty makes a mean peanut butter and honey sandwich. Hard to cook with just 1 hand though,

[Anonymous No.17528400]

Modern millenial or gen x bitches can't cook worth shit. especially white bitches.

[Anonymous No.17528540]

>>17528400
Ask me how I know you're from a metro suburb, or a Yankee faggot.

[Anonymous No.17528544]

>>17528400
hot chip, charge phone, etc.

[Anonymous No.17528808]

>>17527790
Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

[Anonymous No.17528847]

>>17528808
stale fusilli

[Anonymous No.17528876]

>>17527790
Tiramisu. I've never had it from a store or restaurant, so I don't know how it compares, but it's fucking delicious. I also like that it isn't a recipe that takes hours, so I feel like she's using her time effectively shen she makes it. I get bothered by some of my friends who spend hours and hours making a dish when it's marginally better, if at all, than what they could have made in half the time.
>>17528808
I always read this from start to finish, it's just that good.

[Anonymous No.17528934]

Chewy perogies.

[Anonymous No.17528946]

>>17527790
Once I asked her to make Chow Mein but she actually made Char Kuay Teow, and now she makes it regularly.

[Anonymous No.17528963]

>>17527790
What the fuck? I know that chick. I've been in that apartment.

[Anonymous No.17528978]

>shake n bake chicken
>pasta with walmart sauce in a bag

[Anonymous No.17528992]

Chopped sardines wrapped in shiso leaves.
And I mean literal chopped fresh sardines; skin, organs, etc. sometimes I even get a shiso-wrapped head or tail.
My mother in law lives in the house I bought, and my wife gives me enough allowance from my salary that I can have beers with my colleagues after work almost once per week.
I’m so glad I married a Japanese woman and moved to Wakayama so I can live the dream.

[Anonymous No.17529039]

She grew up poor and the youngest sibling and her parents were worthless when it came to teaching her anything. She moved into a work corps and then a fire station where they just made big potions of various slop to share cheaply.
Despite all that she's become a pretty good cook just from reading cookbooks and watching YouTube. Her signature is Penne Rosa because it was her favorite thing at Noodles & Co.
Shes a plain girl but she has simple needs and a heart full of love. I love her and everything she tries to cook even if it doesn't turn out right

[Anonymous No.17529053]

>>17529039
I wish the two of you a happy life together.

[Anonymous No.17529129]

>>17528876
Tiramisu is retarded easy, probably the best bang for low skill levels when it comes to desserts. Makes you look like a kitchen genius when the dish is "no bake kit" skill level.

I wish i had more friends so I could make it more often.

[Anonymous No.17529132]

>>17527790
>having a significant other

[Anonymous No.17529259]

>>17527790
>paused at 6 secs
What the fuck happened to her spine?

[Anonymous No.17529266]

>>17527790
i dont know
bros, i´m lonely

[Anonymous No.17529314]

>>17527790
Chili.
I asked what was mine, the answer was Perogis.

[Anonymous No.17529358]

Chicken tortilla soup. There's honestly not a lot we have in common food wise, but that's something she makes I really enjoy, especially when she makes it extra spicy.

[Anonymous No.17529384]

>>17528540
I'm 30 years old and grew up in fucking Palatka, Florida (google map it lol) and eventually moved to Orlando. I've never dated another fellow Millennial woman who could make anything more complicated than Kraft Mac n Cheese from either rural or suburban settings. I'm straight so I wouldn't be shocked if a bunch of the dudes were this way too.

Retards who only know how to boil water helped enable shitfest scams like Hello Fresh and Uber Eats. Fuck them

[Anonymous No.17529439]

>>17529384
Be careful of those girls that will act like they're interested in learning how to cook for you at the start. They'll drop the act later.

[Anonymous No.17529460]

Gnocchi with hot sausage, zucchini, spinach, and pesto

Fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.17529467]

>>17527790
whore

[Anonymous No.17529596]

>>17529039
wholesome post is wholesome

[Anonymous No.17529620]

I make a really good chicken enchilada casserole

Picked up the recipe when I was dating a girl who was gluten-free, made it for our first dinner date

It's always been my go-to since then and it's always been a hit

[Anonymous No.17529628]

>>17527790
garlic parm chickem wings

[Anonymous No.17529636]

>>17529384
my girlfriend and I order hello fresh because we cant cook and we order fast food or take out every night
since doing hello fresh my girlfriend cooks me a hot dinner every night and shes learning skills as well. I think hello fresh isnt a total scam, but it is a little expensive ($18 a day to feed us dinner) but its still cheaper than fast food and healthier

[Anonymous No.17529642]

She's white but she makes alright bao

[Anonymous No.17529647]

>>17529596

[Anonymous No.17529657]

>>17529636
Save all your recipe cards, and organize them by main ingredient. Then just pick a couple a week and go shopping for ingredients. Way cheaper, literally just as good and when you find you're out of an ingredient you can adapt the recipe. Now you're learning to cook.

[Anonymous No.17529737]

I'm a 45 year old virgin.

[Anonymous No.17529836]

>>17527790
My what

[Anonymous No.17529845]

>>17527790
I have been single since late 2016. I had a bunch of casual sex until march 2020, but it isn't the same.

[Anonymous No.17529902]

>>17529737
Based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.17531290]

>>17529259
she didnt eat her vegetables

[Anonymous No.17531316]

>>17529039
I want this happiness

[Anonymous No.17531361]

>>17529039
This is so nice

[Anonymous No.17531385]

>>17527790
Skinny girl, nonstick pan. Nothing of value here.

[Anonymous No.17531394]

when you have sex do you put the balls in?
i heard you have to put the balls in to make it count

[Anonymous No.17531579]

Everything. She makes good pho, lasagna, cabbage rolls. Everything she makes is good. She’s been lazy lately though so I’ve just been grilling

[Anonymous No.17531583]

>>17531394
Some girls like it

[Anonymous No.17531587]

>>17528006
They complain even more if you like them fat. They failed to attract a normal person and are stuck with my fat-fucking ass and they complain that I'm attracted to them for being fat. Can't win.

[Anonymous No.17531590]

>>17527790
Bros how do you tell your gf in the nicest way possible that you can't eat some foods because it makes you constipated, gassy or just general stomach cramps.

[Anonymous No.17531598]

>>17527790

I just want a wife to provide for bros why is it so hard

[Anonymous No.17531609]

>>17529657
I tried this but they're designed to be unusable to the lazy. I can make marinara sauce pasta from scratch with a handful of ingredients, but the boxed meal services always have 20+ ingredients with half of them not used for anything else so you end up wasting money.

Easier to just find simple recipes like homemade pizza (8 common ingredients), simple stews (6 common ingredients) and pastas (6 common ingredients). I did this and now cook everyday.

[Anonymous No.17531610]

>>17531598
I’ve never wanted a wife but I enjoy my gf. Sometimes miss being single and being able to just play vidya all day without nagging that I’m not paying her attention. She’s older than me though so she enjoys her free time alone and I often get to enjoy mine

[Anonymous No.17531617]

>>17531598
Women that provide want men that are superior providers. Tough luck, bucko.

[Anonymous No.17531620]

>>17531590
Why can't you just tell her? I can see the issue if you're telling her the food tastes like shit, but if it's causing medical issues I'm sure she'll understand.

[Anonymous No.17531691]

>>17531620
She's mean and a bully.

[Anonymous No.17531692]

>>17531691
Pussy

[Anonymous No.17531697]

>>17529039
Thanks for the recipe mention anon, penne rosa sounds great.

[Anonymous No.17531727]

>>17531590
dont. just fart in her face for about a month, until she gets the message

[Anonymous No.17531747]

She isn’t interested in cooking as much as I am. She’s also in med school and super busy, but she eats a lot of pita and hummus because it’s easy.

[Anonymous No.17531751]

>>17531747
her farts must stink, describe them in detail

[Anonymous No.17531771]

>>17527790
burning dinner then ordering takeout

[Anonymous No.17531787]

>>17529845
I'm 27 and never kissed a girl

[Anonymous No.17531791]

>>17531787
it hurts

[Anonymous No.17531799]

>>17531590
od on laxatives and shit all over the house like a dog

[Anonymous No.17532074]

>>17528963
How are her pancakes?
>>17529039
Cute. Almost the opposite of that blessed "my wife tried making meatloaf" copypasta.
>>17529129
Spot on, anon. Always good to have some recipes like that for people that are impressed by that kind of stuff. Definitely get more friends though.
>>17529259
Looks like her back is still stuck in position after prolonged orgasmic arching. Yeah, something just I've seen quite a bit and can diagonose right away...

[Anonymous No.17532086]

>>17531791
Only the part where she realizes her error in judgement and fucks someone else.

[Anonymous No.17532268]

>>17529039
this is wholesome, I grew up poor too and my gf's family is pretty well off. I had no father and had to teach myself to shave, cook, have good habits, etc. Sometimes they can be unwittingly condescending about things, although they don't mean anything by it.

My point is basically to expect that she will one day be your equal if she keeps practicing. Try to understand at what point you will choose to stop calling her a "plain girl" because she comes from modest roots. I am happy for you both.

[Anonymous No.17532274]

>>17527790
She usually just reheats my leftovers

[Anonymous No.17532297]

>>17532268
as for my gfs kitchen specialty its banana bread. everyone always says they will do something with those fucked up brown bananas but never does. She will actually do it every time, which I love because even though we make decent money now, I cant stand wasting food.

She also handmakes chocolates for me for valentines day every year. No one has ever done that for me and I think it's the best. She laughs at me for thinking making chocolates is hard, but really I just love and appreciate her doing it for me. She even uses cute molds of hearts or animals or whatever, I think she buys a new one each year

[Anonymous No.17532303]

>>17527790
katsu sando/shoyu chicken, shes fob japanese and its the bees knees

[Anonymous No.17532467]

>>17532303
ask if she can make nikujaga. its peak jap gf comfy meal. most girls learn how to make it as teenagers as part of their domestic education. making nikujaga for your bf is kind of like a coming of age milestone for some young women

[Anonymous No.17532521]

>>17527890
Dutchy detected

[Anonymous No.17532552]

I don’t have a gf, but I always make creme brulee and people seem to be impressed by it. I guess people think it’s hard to make or something.

[Anonymous No.17532553]

She can't cook, her mother is an awful cook. I do all the cooking.

[Anonymous No.17532561]

>>17532553
>She can't cook, her mother is an awful cook.
is her mother fat? cuz that's red flag #2

[Anonymous No.17532580]

>>17527790
she has so many I can't even begin to name them all haha she is such a real and existent gal

[Anonymous No.17532602]

>>17529039
so much warmth radiating from this post
i hope you both live happily ever after

[Anonymous No.17532618]

>>17532602
This is /ck. That post screams fantasy projection from a 48yo menopausaul lady with at least 8 cats.

[Anonymous No.17532655]

>>17532561
Nah she doesn't eat garbage, just can't cook for shit.

[Anonymous No.17532674]

>>17527790
>One pancake at a time in a pan big enough for 3
>Adds to the plate then goes back to the stove
>45 minutes later there are finally enough pancakes for you both to have breakfast but 85% of them are cold
I hate women so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.17532767]

>>17527790
eating my portions, barely ever cooking and just doing nothing all fucking day.

[Anonymous No.17532773]

>>17527790
Being Non existent

[Anonymous No.17532800]

>>17532767

Why do so many women just do absolutely nothing all day?

my fiance does this shit too.

>has a day off
>lays in bed 4 hours scrolling facebook
>buys starbucks milk drink + danish
>lays on couch 4 hours scrolling facebook
>asks me whats for dinner after I ran 4 miles that morning and did a full day of work

I spoiled her way too hard

[Anonymous No.17532839]

Creampies. Three different kinds.

[Anonymous No.17532904]

She makes an amazing beef and bell peppers stew that she cooks in dark beer. I don't know exactly what she puts in it but it's delicious. She used to make it once a week when I was working late, so it would be waiting for me when I got home at midnight.

[Anonymous No.17534113]

>>17527790
She made french toast and put peanut butter on it. The peanut butter was the WOW factor. Another one just put hot sauce on toast. Only ever dated shitty cooks.

[Anonymous No.17534148]

I dont have a gf

[Anonymous No.17534162]

>>17532800
have you tried shouting at her? i have a suspicion you're not hitting her enough. try threatening to hit her if she doesn't cook dinner. if she refuses, hit her until she does.

[Anonymous No.17534178]

>>17531587
Bruh you're lucky you're not attracted to trans
>omg you like trannies? eew yuck stop fetishizing me, I'm not your dirty secret!
>omg you like cis women? I'm not good enough for you? fuck you I hate you transphobe!
>omg you're straight? then you'll leave me for a cis woman I hate you I can never trust you!
>omg you're bi!?!?!? that means you DEFINITELY see me as a man fuck off I'm a woman you bipedo bottom troon you're probably a tranny disgusting freak pervert you're just trying to live vicariously through me
>omg you're gay???? this is literally a hate crime against trannies we're real women you gay faggot you're also homophobic because you're not masc 4 masc

[Anonymous No.17534187]

>>17527790
Everything she makes is stellar.

[Anonymous No.17534281]

>>17529039
This post gets me through the day

[Anonymous No.17534289]

Anal creampies

[Anonymous No.17534400]

a wish sandwich. I take two pieces of bread and wish I had a gf.

[Anonymous No.17534592]

>>17531590
go to the doctor and tell her the doc said to cut it out

[Anonymous No.17534629]

>>17527790
mole

[Anonymous No.17534632]

Stuffed eggplant.
I fucking hate it.

[Anonymous No.17534924]

>>17527790
Drive-thru Chipotle. Fucking women. I swear.

[Anonymous No.17534940]

>>17527790
My what?

[Anonymous No.17534961]

>>17529259
Bad posture girls learn in grade school to make their asses look bigger. Anterior pelvic tilt. They do it on purpose.

[Anonymous No.17534968]

>>17534961
Any shoe with a heel forces it

[Anonymous No.17534971]

>>17531609
Bro if your kitchen has the bare essentials always on stock you can make pretty much anything by just going out and buying the extras that are specific to the dish. You should always have shit like flour, sugar, salt, pepper, onions, garlic, chicken stock, milk, eggs, lemon and lime juice, etc. Then if you want to make some stupid specific dish you just have to go out and buy a handful of things.

[Anonymous No.17534981]

>>17527790
Nothing, I do the cooking because men are better at it.

[Anonymous No.17535002]

how do I get a gf bros? I did everything else right I have a job and money and friends and hobbies and abs but my penis has never been inside a vagina at 26 years old. I go on tinder and they always just ghost me

[Anonymous No.17535019]

>>17534961
>make their asses look bigger
judging by your photo it really doesn't

[Anonymous No.17535123]

>>17527994
Same here. When we met she was amazed that I cook every night. Her entire family ate out every night and basically had no groceries. Now she's saving $15-$20/day just from not eating out.

[Anonymous No.17535132]

>>17535002
Hello. Ladies man here. I connect with women super easy.
>For Tinder: First picture is your face, second is full body, third is you doing a hobby.
>Write a good description that talks about your interests or cool things you do they can ask about.
>Here's the big secret. Start the conversation by asking "how is your day going?"
>100% serious, this is my big opener and it works the overwhelming majority of the time.
>Pick one thing from their bio and ask about it, even if you're not interested. It will show them you care.
>After talking for a day or two, ask for their number.
>Then ask them on a date.
>Don't go over the top. Just treat it like hanging out with anyone else.
>Don't go for the kiss at the end of the first date
Okay there you go. That's my formula for Tinder. It has worked over a dozen times.

[Anonymous No.17535145]

>>17535002
Imagine w*men have this much control over you

[Anonymous No.17535467]

>>17535145
Well at some point it becomes unbearable. What do you suggest?

[Anonymous No.17535513]

he doesn't cook, i do. his *favorite* dish is chicken fried steak with mac and cheese, extra cheesy.

[Anonymous No.17535534]

>>17527790
i have never had a significant other, i just eat chicken and rice these days.

[Anonymous No.17535556]

>>17535467
You need to look up basic pointers online and never let up on messaging people or reaching out. You obviously have some kind of problem and you have to push through it to learn how to meet people (girls) and not get lazy

[Anonymous No.17535568]

>>17532800
4 miles is a weird number. Why not

[Anonymous No.17535631]

>>17528808
some of my favorite pasta
bellissimo

[Anonymous No.17535656]

>>17527790
A simple pasta, made with basil, tomatoes, olive oil, vinegar, and parmesan.

It's so good bros, I want to marry her again.

[Anonymous No.17535912]

>>17528006

[Anonymous No.17536791]

>>17535467
I’m not that guy btw I lack abs as well as a job lol, I’m still *le sad* but you’re prob right laziness and self pity are dangerous

[Anonymous No.17536804]

>>17527940
>he doesn't know how to use the kitchen egg

[Anonymous No.17536821]

>>17527790
I'd rather suck her nips than eat her pancakes desu. Her tits are perky as fuck.

[Anonymous No.17536858]

>>17527790
If only she had cerebral palsy she would be perfect

[Anonymous No.17537090]

>>17527790
>that lip bite and little dance at the end
HNNNNNGG

[Anonymous No.17537093]

>>17531691
>tfw no bully gf
why live bros

[Anonymous No.17537110]

>>17534178
It’s partially true. You will probably just leave some poor tranner when the desire to breed overcomes you.

[Anonymous No.17537271]

>>17527940
That is what they call a trash can.

[Anonymous No.17537311]

She's a worthless cook. An absolute disaster.

Her genuine passion for and interest in cooking makes me/us both very happy though.

[Anonymous No.17537327]

>tfw gf
I will break up with her one of these days.
Being single is so much better and pussy isn't worth it.

[Anonymous No.17537458]

>>17527890
>groentekroket
>geen Van Dobbentje op witte bol met mosterd
dood jezelf

[Anonymous No.17537464]

>>17527942
hnggggg ikr

[Anonymous No.17537479]

My cunt of a wife couldn't make toast if she was under supervision of the world toast master
Totally retarded and self absorbed. But I had to marry something to stop my parents from disowning me

[Anonymous No.17537497]

My fiance is really good at cooking steaks. Especially the delicate kinds like Matsuzaka beef. We are both heavy carnivores.

[Anonymous No.17537506]

>>17537479
Child marriage? Cuz after 18 they don't own you.

[Anonymous No.17537525]

>>17527790
My wife makes a delicious lemon chicken with brussel sprouts and redskin potatoes. Probably my favorite thing she cooks on the reg. That or her collard greens

[Anonymous No.17537600]

Wen are horrible people

[Anonymous No.17537640]

>>17528808
cool story bro

[Anonymous No.17537651]

>>17537479
kek tell us more

[Anonymous No.17538025]

>>17535556
Should I just keep texting them if they don't respond?

>>17535132
I basically do that but the conversation turns into a dry boring interview where I'm asking them about themselves and they're just answering and that's the whole back and forth until they stop responding. And if I ask for their number I only use texting to set up a date and they always ghost the day of the date. The one date I got from Tinder last month ghosted me after the first date

[Anonymous No.17538033]

Why is everyone so negative and miserable

[Anonymous No.17538111]

>>17527790
>your significant other's

[Anonymous No.17538139]

>>17538033
post your vag

[Anonymous No.17538143]

>>17527947
True
>>17528064
False
>>17527790
Mac and cheese without cleaning any of the fucking dishes

[Anonymous No.17538546]

>>17527790
Had a gf for a year and she never cooked me anything. It was always me cooking. Guess it was a red flag in hindsight

[Anonymous No.17539134]

>>17538111
...yeah?

[Anonymous No.17539139]

I'm 21 and I've never been in a relationship, fuck you OP.

[Anonymous No.17539147]

>>17528808
k3k

[Anonymous No.17539150]

>>17532800
she's cheating on you brah

[Anonymous No.17539341]

>>17527790
on the couch alone

[Anonymous No.17539343]

>>17527932
just how i like my women

[Anonymous No.17539376]

>>17527790
I'm a virgin

[Anonymous No.17539383]

She loves to cook me human fetuses she steals from her job at planned parenthood. Sometimes they're still alive and we let the cats play with them.

[Anonymous No.17539475]

>>17535132
>Hello. Ladies man here.
Was certain this was going to be bad advice but it's pretty sound.
Except for the bio part, mine and everyone I know is blank and it goes fine.
I've arranged a few dozen meetups but I never go.

[Anonymous No.17539529]

>>17527947
its not that she's standing all that different, she's just really tall because she's a model so she looks more elegant.

[Anonymous No.17539530]

>>17529039
My mom has a very similar background. I'm glad you two are happy, anon.

[Anonymous No.17539559]

>>17535132
Reminder you need to pass the stat check for this to work for you. Otherwise it's on point.

[Anonymous No.17539560]

>>17539383
You SICK fuck, stop all that this once!

[Anonymous No.17539585]

>>17531590
“What did you put in there? Something is making my stomach hurt.”

If she tells you and there’s nothing wrong, maybe ask her if there’s anything she can do to change how she’s making it. If there’s something you know you can’t handle, tell her if she can make it without it. The trick is not to make a big deal of it. If you tip toe around the issue, it will be received negatively by her.

[Anonymous No.17539587]

>>17531598
Don’t put the pussy on the pedestal. Girlfriends are just friends you compliment and show your attraction to. Hopefully they reciprocate and you know you’re in.

[Anonymous No.17539589]

My girl likes to make curry. She’s from a poorer white family, but she has done a great job of trying to make new things. I am Mexican and am used to women making food, but we trade off every night when we make dinner because whoever cooks,l doesn’t do dishes.

[Anonymous No.17539598]

Olivier salat, pozharskiy kotlety and buttery smooth mashed potatoes

[Anonymous No.17540027]

>>17532800
I mean, its her day off right? I don't understand why you're upset that she had a day off on a day that you had to work. Do you expect her to do your job with you or something?

[Anonymous No.17540073]

>>17539376
based, sex havers need to be perma banned

[Anonymous No.17540190]

>>17531787
why?

[Anonymous No.17540228]

>>17528808
ancient pasta

[Anonymous No.17541079]

Got a girlfriend in Mexico who cooks great quesadillas for me, her chicken wings are pretty good too. When I visit her I usually go out to a restaurant or order uber eats for her and her family. I don't make a lot of money but in Mexico everything is so cheap I can afford to spoil her and her family. I might have gotten her pregnant recently so I'm worried about that.

[Anonymous No.17541143]

>>17539475
>I've arranged a few dozen meetups but I never go
Absolutely basado

[Anonymous No.17541260]

>>17527892
Best post in the thread, chuckling at this for days

[Anonymous No.17542182]

>>17541079
Same bro.

[Anonymous No.17543706]

>>17527790
>your significant other's

[Anonymous No.17544007]

Curry, yakisoba, cookies. Yes I married a jap and yes I'm a huge weeb.