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17500957 No.17500957 [Reply] [Original]

def. a party up in that mug

>> No.17500975

>>17500957
You can’t wait 30 seconds to get to your car to do it?

>> No.17500996

>>17500957
I was going to ask if people are really too lazy to make their own frozen cocktails but something tells me the "people" this sign is directed at don't actually own a blender or a freezer or possibly even a kitchen
God I hate subhumans, class theory is right more often than it isn't

>> No.17501003

>>17500996
Joyless snob.

>> No.17501012

>>17500996
You ain't never had a slosh puppy, rich boy

>> No.17501017

>>17500957
but the alcohol takes up volume

>> No.17501019

>>17500957
country roads! take me home!

>> No.17501022

Neat, never thought about it

>> No.17501053

>>17500957
Seems like they just want to give you a good idea

>> No.17501066

>>17501017
I guess someone doesn’t like them mixing booze in the store.

>> No.17501088

let them puppies be free my dude just let dem puppies go

>> No.17501239

>>17501066
i wonder like how obvious people were when they were at least observed mixing alcohol.

because really whats the harm in someone pulling out a small flask and pouring up? i could see the problem if people were taking large glass or even plastic bottles out of a purse/bag but not really with small personal flasks.

>> No.17501247

>>17501239
I’ve learned never to underestimate the stupidity of idiots. I’m not sure if W. Virginia sells liquor in gas stations, but if they do, I could see someone pulling a bottle off the shelf, filling a Slushee cup, then mumbling “I was gonna pay for it all” when the cashier bitches about it.

>> No.17501253

>>17501239
>>17501247
For legal reasons, you can't open and/or consume alcohol on the premises. The place could end up getting into shit if they don't tell you to stop, and it's safer to just have a sign on the machine instead of having some part-time clerk trying to enforce the law.

>> No.17501308

>>17501247
oh yeah, totally. i never even thought of the alcohol being the store's property

>>17501253
i see. im feeling really degen right now to even suggest what i outlined as being somewhat okay.

>> No.17501337

>>17500996
You fucking hipster faggot.

>> No.17501573

>>17501239
They just want to limit the time trash stays inside. Any sane person. even when day drinking will at least have the decency to leave the store first.

>> No.17501587

>>17501308
>im feeling really degen right now to even suggest what i outlined as being somewhat okay.
Eh, victimless crimes are victimless until they aren't. I've personally poured whisky into a shamrock shake.

>> No.17501603

>>17501253
this it's 90% cuz of liquor licensing laws.
same reason that some hotels ban you from bringing alcohol on site (because the BAR has a liquor license but the rest of the property doesnt)
t.worked in hospitality for years and years

>> No.17503186

>>17500957
i love lean

>> No.17503208

>>17500996
Kill yourself

>> No.17503218

>>17501066
It might be a legal thing.
I don't know about their state laws but in my state only certain places with the right license can let people drink in them.
The store might just be covering their own ass on this one more than anything.

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17503447

>>17500957
https://youtu.be/Lrc-AMjhrkY

>> No.17504238

>>17500957
Lol slush puppies really are made for booze.

>> No.17504252

>>17503218
Basically. If they're cracking open their little nipper bottles inside the store, and the clerk doesn't stop them, now the store is in trouble too. If they're doing it out in the parking lot, then the store isn't reasonably expected to do anything other than call the cops if there's a problem.

>>17503447
This webm is amazing.

>> No.17504253

>>17501003
>>17501337
>>17503208
what can i cook with blood? i didnt cut deep enough to kill myself but it's more than i can wipe up
ill do better next time bros...

>> No.17504255

>>17504253
Scandanavian blodplättar.

>> No.17504263

>>17500975
I think people are worried they might get questioned in store about leaving room for the alcohol

>> No.17504264
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17504264

>>17500957
Why don't these fools just start selling alcoholic slush puppies when there's clearly a market for them?

>> No.17504278

Why can't americans control themselves around alcohol? How many of your presidents can't even drink because they'd go crazy and kill their wife and launch the nukes?

And yet despite this prudish fear of a drink, you let people get away with drunk driving with just a slap on the wrist?

>> No.17504398

>>17500957
>can't liquor up in the store
>can't have open alcohol container on car
>have to mix my sloshed puppy on the sidewalk
Land of the free, huh?

>> No.17504490

>>17504263
Then don't?
>Fill cup
>go outside
>sip until space for alcohol
>apply alcohol
Amazing these people manage to survive in life.

>> No.17504499

>>17504278
>How many of your presidents can't even drink because they'd go crazy
You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. American presidents are legendary maniac-boozers, and the one teetotaler we just had was gakked off his face 24/7 on prescription amphetamines.

>> No.17504500

>>17504264
Plenty of places do, haven't you ever been to a drive through daiquiri shop?

>> No.17504601

>>17504499
Just don't reply to obsessives, man. They live in their own world.

>> No.17504644

>>17500996
>"I was going to ask"
Boi im bout to ask yo mamma why she didnt swallow because her child is a fucking faggot

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17504706

>>17504499
In the 21st century america has spent more time under teetotalers than under drinkers

>> No.17504725

>>17500957
french canadians LOVE these. they're at every convenient store in Quebec. However,I haven't seen them in a 1st world, western country in over a decade.

>> No.17504729

>>17500996
based Based BASEd BASED!!!!!!

>>17501003
>>17501012
>>17501337
>>17503208
>>17504644
you hate that he's right and that his /ck/ power level is 110x higher than yours.

>> No.17504835

>>17504729
Reply.

>> No.17504853

>>17501337
>hipster
middle-aged millenial spotted

>> No.17506511

>>17504729
replying to yourself isn't making you look like any less of a faggot

>> No.17507553

>>17500957
chippah