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Enjoy your meal

>> No.17478406

>>17478404
you too

>> No.17478407

>>17478404
I will, thank you

>> No.17478411
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Five (head) Dining

>> No.17478417
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>> No.17478419

>>17478404
>thanks, looks good, haha

that’s how fucking easy it is to sound normal. what the fuck is wrong with you autistic?

>> No.17478430

>>17478419
>haha
ngmi

>> No.17478432

>>17478404
>"I wanna fuck you in the broom closet and nut on your forehead"

>> No.17478557

>>17478430
Kek

>> No.17478593

>>17478404
five(head) guys

>> No.17478750

>>17478430
Neurotic incel freak.

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>>17478417

>> No.17478877

>>17478419
Spoken like a typical Biden supporter.

>> No.17478882

>>17478419
you really are an npc. whens the last time you did something that was even close to being controversial?

>> No.17479115

>>17478404
Holy shit Megamind is that you

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>>17478404
I'll have the beets.

>> No.17479159

>>17478404
Thats not my meal I ordered the fish you stupid cunt where is your manager?

>> No.17479168

>>17478404
lick my testicles they are of bad odor.

>> No.17479173

>>17478404
>looks scrumdiddilyuptious, i'll give the chef's regards to Bourdain, FOOD-PERAMBULATOR
>dive into my back to drink my pre-made Nesquik/cyanide smoothie
>convulse uncontrollably, froth from the mouth, make sure to shit myself BEFORE dying

>> No.17479189

>STOP BREATHING ON MY FOOD YOU'RE GETTING GERMS ON IT!

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>>17478404
>>17479189
WHERES HER MASK
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>17478404
Thanks for letting me look up your shirt when you put my food down

>> No.17479241

>>17478419
I have never told a waiter that my food looks good

>> No.17479259

Don’t tell me what to do.

>> No.17479421
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>>17478404

>> No.17479478

>>17478404
Thanks for handing this to me. I now owe you 20% of my bill

>> No.17479496

>>17479478
Heh heh heh thank you for paying her her wages go... good customer!

>> No.17479501

>>17478417
Kek

>> No.17479594

>>17479259
you WILL tip me 20% on top of the 12% service charge on top the 5% dine in charge on top the 10% covid relief charge and you WILL be happy about it.

>> No.17479634

>>17479594
What kind of socialist hell hole do you live in that the restaurants charge you like that?

>> No.17479642

>>17479634
His self oppressed mind.

>> No.17479660

>>17479642
Rightoids always making up shit

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>>17478404
>all the people making fun on how ugly she is

Let's see how good looking you are and post your hairline

>> No.17479707

>>17479642
my fwb tipped 20% on a 80% order. she should've done 25% cus of covid and the owners were chinese

>> No.17479712

>>17479707
Yeah?

>> No.17479724

>>17479662
I'm lazy, but I'm 36 and the only person I know in my age group that isn't thinning, balding, or bald. Full head of hair that I keep at a decent length to make my bald "lol least I got high T" people seeth.

>> No.17479762

>>17479724
you need to grow it at least down to your nips to really shit on them

>> No.17479782

>>17479724
Enjoy early male related cancer ;p

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>>17478419
is this bait

>> No.17479837

>>17478404
male waiters are always so fucking cute and I don't know why
either that or they are 40 years old and balding.

>> No.17479869

>>17479837
Male waiters have to be attractive or they will earn nothing. Women can get away with being unattractive usually.

>> No.17479933

>>17479241
You eat with your eyes first, Anon.

>> No.17479938

>>17478404
>White
>Not fat
Good enough for me

>> No.17479947

>>17479933
and I don't eat with the waiter

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>>17478404
>enjoy your meal, Potter

>> No.17479956

>>17478404
my waitress is a person of trans experience? i'm leaving and extra big tip