/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17476478]

Has anyone ever tried this globohomo shit?

[Anonymous No.17476490]

>>17476478
Stop calling things that.
It’s cute.

[Anonymous No.17476493]

I haven't eaten breakfast cereal since I was 16

[Anonymous No.17476494]

>>17476478
>High-Protein, Keto-Friendly, Non-GMO, Gluten-Free, Grain-Free, Soy-Free, Wheat-Free, Nothing Artificial
so what even is it? did they make a bunch of protein powder and flavoring into circles?
also
>Childlike Cereal for Grown-Ups.
I will eat lucky charms as a "grown-up" and you cannot stop me

[Anonymous No.17476495]

>>17476490
>t. picrel

[Anonymous No.17476497]

>>17476478
Does that word just mean “anything I don’t totally love” at this point to you schizo fucks?

[Anonymous No.17476502]

>>17476494
yeah it's milk protein
>>17476497
Globohomo art is a style with identifiable characteristics it's pretty easy to tell when something is and isn't globohomo art.

[Anonymous No.17476510]

>>17476495
No.
Consciousness is the multiverse and there’s infinite within purely goodness and love to explore.

[Anonymous No.17476515]

>>17476510
And I wish to enjoy utopia/heaven for all forever!
My only purpose always is to love love.

[Anonymous No.17476518]

>>17476490
>>17476510
>>17476515
You are weird. Why does /ck/ keep attracting weirdos like you?

[Anonymous No.17476519]

>>17476478
>globohomo
It's a sign of schizophrenia when you make up new words and things that don't exist.

[Anonymous No.17476528]

>>17476519
you're retarded, but don't worry - you can still lead a whole and happy life.

[Anonymous No.17476530]

I eat fiber one generally. If you want a high protein one, I like catalina crunch. Make sure you aren't just eating a bunch of saturated fat when paying a premium.

[Anonymous No.17476532]

>>17476528
I genuinely believe I would be a happier person if I was retarded, ignorance really is bliss

[Anonymous No.17476535]

>>17476497
Yes. Among a few other such words. This website is literally insane.

[Anonymous No.17476539]

>>17476478
Tried the chocolate version, they're extremely bland and a bit too crumbly to call crunchy, even when dry. Would not recommend, unless you like soggy tasteless cereal.

[Anonymous No.17476554]

>>17476497
>>17476535
Go back then, you fucking losers.

[Anonymous No.17476559]

>>17476497
>>17476535
>>17476519
You guys really are new, huh?

[Anonymous No.17476560]

>>17476518
What isn’t weird?

[Anonymous No.17476563]

>>17476478
Saw some guy review them on youtube once and he said they weren't good

[Anonymous No.17476566]

>>17476563
>magic spoon is... LE NOT GOOD!

[Anonymous No.17476569]

>>17476519
It’s a term from /pol/, but why using it on /ck/? It’d be like asking if bacon is crypto fascist, or asking for stock picks for your NFT fund on /fit/.

[Anonymous No.17476586]

>>17476478
Yeah it tastes like crap and it dissolves like sand. The worst is on the way out where it blows out your colon like the Enola Gay.

[Anonymous No.17476603]

>>17476569
the boxes have paradigmatic "globohomo" (whatever you want to call that disgusting cheap neo-bauhaus style) art, and "the cereal for ADULTS who are ADULTING but still want tasty cereal!" is also classic globohomo consoomer infantilization aesthetic

[Anonymous No.17476633]

>>17476478
"Keto-friendly" cereal doesn't even make sense, as if you eat it with milk, then the sugars in the milk will cause you to get knocked out of ketosis anyway.

[Anonymous No.17476637]

>>17476603
Ok, I get it now.
Does the art style actually have a name? I know you just described it as “neo-Bauhaus”, but there’s part of me that thinks “Dadaist, but if Dadaism lost its’ sense of absurdity and became serious”.

[Anonymous No.17476641]

>>17476633
“Keto” is pretty much just a buzzword for “low carb”.

[Anonymous No.17476653]

Why don't Americans just drink HFCS for breakfast instead of going through all that trouble?

[Anonymous No.17476656]

>>17476554
>>17476559
Nah, you fags can go back.
You scream globohomo at everything the way you used to scream soy at everything.
You take words that are buzzmeme words to begin with, but at least describe something specific, and dilute them until they reach “anything I don’t like” generic meaning.

[Anonymous No.17476659]

>>17476560
>Unironically

[Anonymous No.17476660]

>>17476656
That's a lot of projection, dude. Hope you get the help you need, I think leaving this place will make you feel better.

[Anonymous No.17476665]

>>17476637
I guess modern pop art? I dunno if it has a name, but every big-tech corporation and news media uses it for some reason.

[Anonymous No.17476666]

>>17476478
yes. It's pretty good for what it is, but it's not worth the price

[Anonymous No.17476674]

>>17476656
lmao I love how you call me a schizo and then start talking about "you fags" and things we supposedly did as though "we" are some faceless gang terrorizing you wherever you go
anyways, just google "globohomo art" and you'll see that these cereal boxes exactly match what is commonly described as globohomo art, then seethe and cope about it some more

[Anonymous No.17476675]

>>17476660
That’s a lot of gas-lighting in your post, muh man. Maybe you should take your meds. Maybe go outside, have a walk, take a few sex; you’llfeel better soon.

[Anonymous No.17476676]

>>17476660
Okay zoomie. Enjoy your stay.

[Anonymous No.17476678]

>>17476665
Maybe they all hire graphic designers from the same shorty graphic design school. People were shitting on the animation for that GrubHub ad, but desu is just reminded me of Pixar.

[Anonymous No.17476684]

>>17476665
apparently "corporate memphis" and "big tech art style" are sometimes used to describe this flat vector style, characterized by disproportionate bodies, ambiguous skin tones, simplified geometry, and uniform coloration. anyways, you should take your meds for noticing it, only schizos categorize things. normal people just keep their heads down and consoom product, ok?!?

[Anonymous No.17476686]

>>17476603
>"the cereal for ADULTS who are ADULTING but still want tasty cereal!"

How should one go about advertising a sweet tasting but also “healthy” cereal exactly?

[Anonymous No.17476694]

>>17476686
the way you just described it? anyways I'm not criticizing the company, obviously this form of advertising works. it's just that this idealization of childhood and appeal to "adults" who want "fun kid stuff" has obviously become more prominent over the last couple decades, and I don't personally find it charming.

[Anonymous No.17476695]

>>17476510
>>17476515
>LSD-Anon has infected /ck/ now
Can't you just stick to /fa/? At least nobody else actually goes there.

[Anonymous No.17476706]

>>17476554
>>17476559
Fuck off election tourists

[Anonymous No.17476710]

>>17476656
AKSHULLY the art style is well-established with tech companies, often called "big tech art style" or similar: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_Memphis

I always enjoyed the adaptation of Saturn Devouring His Son: >>17476674

[Anonymous No.17476715]

>>17476706
>REEEEEE anyone who expresses disdain for the things I like is an ebil right winger drumpftard invading MY board
schizo

[Anonymous No.17476717]

>>17476559
He's right--words like globohomo and reddit just mean things I don't like.

[Anonymous No.17476721]

>>17476478
>keto
>cereal
>globohomo artstyle
Yup that is pretty much the ultimate manchild combo, just add in Mario/Pokemon/e-thots and it is perfect.

[Anonymous No.17476728]

>>17476494
yeah I imagine whey protein pressed into rings and somehow puffed. probably tastes gross but Ive heard a bunch of people (sponsored by them) say it tastes great

[Anonymous No.17476731]

>>17476478
I doubt it
>>17476490
Fine, is globalist homosexual better,?

[Anonymous No.17476733]

>>17476637
Globohomo Art Style, Big Tech Art Style, Corporate Memphis

[Anonymous No.17476737]

>>17476518
He's just drunkposting, nothing out of the ordinary.

[Anonymous No.17476742]

>>17476717
this is an extremely reddit comment

[Anonymous No.17476747]

>>17476742

[Anonymous No.17476757]

Dude wtf are these the actual pictures on the boxes? They pretty much perfected the dystopian globohomo "art" style.

[Anonymous No.17476762]

>>17476715
Fuck off election tourist. I don't even care about this cereal, I just want all election tourists gone.

[Anonymous No.17476765]

>>17476762
They’re here forever, just like you are.

[Anonymous No.17476767]

>>17476762
Shut up, faggot

[Anonymous No.17476772]

>>17476478
They taste like pic related, only more powdery, less crunchy, less flavorful, and less sweet.

[Anonymous No.17476776]

>>17476772
An Image I can taste. Atrocious.

[Anonymous No.17476778]

>>17476757
They are very much real, I have no idea how a person is even supposed to buy this shit without wanting to wanting to commit suicide out of pure secondhand cringe.

[Anonymous No.17476780]

>>17476772
>only more powdery, less crunchy, less flavorful, and less sweet.

This describes all keto sweets

[Anonymous No.17476779]

>>17476772
Does that just describe the "fruity" flavor? I don't see the cocoa flavored one tasting like that.

[Anonymous No.17476781]

>>17476772
I heard the ads pretty regularly on a podcast I listen to. Isn’t it some subscription based bullshit?

[Anonymous No.17476782]

>>17476478
It's $10 a box. Fuck no.

I eat cheerios or generic special K

CAPTCHA: GAYYA

[Anonymous No.17476783]

>>17476478
Nope. Not 12 or a 30 year old soy lord that needs fruity, sugary garbage for brekfuss.

[Anonymous No.17476785]

>>17476762
>anyone who doesn’t like my retarded buzzmemes is an “election tourist”
Back before kids had smartphones, we called you summerfags. If you say that instead of election tourist, you’ll sound more convincing.

[Anonymous No.17476792]

>>17476783
Based pod person

[Anonymous No.17476794]

>>17476785
Smartphones predate 4chan. Apple didn't invent the smartphone.

[Anonymous No.17476798]

>>17476519
more like globotranny desu

[Anonymous No.17476802]

>>17476798
Wtf Greenland!

[Anonymous No.17476803]

>>17476798
Why do we even bother with world maps anymore? No other country besides the US has mattered in like 50 years.

[Anonymous No.17476811]

>>17476802
I don’t think there’s enough trannies in Greenland for them to give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.17476819]

>>17476802
Greenlanders are already depressed as fuck and kill themselves more often than fucking lemmings, add in the mental illnesses and proneness to commit suicide that come with being a tranny and it is more or less pointless for them to give fuck about trannies, every Greenlandic tranny out there kills himself more or less instantly.

[Anonymous No.17476824]

>>17476819
>le suicide may may
70% of american suicide deaths in 2019 were cis white males

[Anonymous No.17476831]

>>17476824
Did you just misgender the 42%/ 6 million trans- that died in 2019?

[Anonymous No.17476836]

>>17476824
Am I genuinely brain dead fucking retarded or does this post make absolutely no sense? I feel like I am losing my mind entirely when I read this kind of shit and struggle to even begin to comprehend how another human being actually typed that shit and hit enter in response to anything.
Gotta get a grip here lads.

[Anonymous No.17476837]

>>17476831
>made up nonsense
what are you on about anon? i'm going to reach out to all the cis white males in my life and let them know that i love them <3

[Anonymous No.17476842]

>>17476836
you're genuinely brain dead fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.17476846]

>>17476837
I love you too bro even if you are insane and suffer from untreated body dysmorphia.

[Anonymous No.17476849]

>>17476842
Well shit.

[Anonymous No.17476850]

>>17476836
“Cis” is just short for “I’m a male or female, and I present myself as the same sex I am”. I do my like playing the game either, but knowing the lingo is a good way to tell when you’re in batshit crazy territory.

[Anonymous No.17476852]

>>17476837
Sounds pretty gay, Anon

[Anonymous No.17476855]

>>17476850
you know that people used to say the same things about terms like "heterosexual" and "straight"? In the 80s autists would sperg out like "i'm not straight, i'm normal" kek

[Anonymous No.17476858]

>>17476846
it is treated, i grew big titties and now i'm happy(ier) :)

[Anonymous No.17476862]

>>17476855
That was when we were at the top of the slippery slope, fren; we’ve gone downhill from there.

[Anonymous No.17476864]

>>17476478
should have called it magic coon

[Anonymous No.17476869]

>>17476478
>5+ dollars for a shit cereal
Why not eat Oatmeal at this point?

[Anonymous No.17476872]

>>17476869

[Anonymous No.17476880]

>>17476858
Heard the same claim from another bro before, sadly he ended up as a suicide statistic. Well, at least his journey from a roid tranny to a plain old tranny to a non-binary masculine demigirl to a straight male (eunuch) to a heap of train minced meat was ultimately pretty amusing to watch.

[Anonymous No.17476882]

>>17476880
>i don't have statistics so here's a story i made up
isn't there a mcdonalds thread you could be posting in?

[Anonymous No.17476885]

>>17476880
>Heard the same claim from another bro before
Not that anon but does "bro" imply that said guy was your friend? Because you sound happy that he's dead which is kind of fucked.

[Anonymous No.17476893]

>>17476885
>not making "friends" just to watch them be miserable and die

[Anonymous No.17476895]

>>17476893
why not be nice to people?

[Anonymous No.17476898]

>>17476772
Sounds awesome. I'm buying a year supply.

[Anonymous No.17476900]

>>17476893
You sound more fucked in the head than the tranny IMO

[Anonymous No.17476904]

>>17476895
I'm very nice to people. Desperate, lonely, confused people. They all end up really liking me. And then they suffer, because they are miserable by nature, and I get to watch. Some die sooner than others, they all die eventually.
I am nice to people.
>>17476900
I'd make you my best friend if we ever met. Does that sound fucked to you? Having a best friend?

[Anonymous No.17476917]

>>17476895
Because trannies insist on me lying to them about who they are. I don’t want to lie to them. In the long run it is better to tell a harmful truth than a lie that feels good.

[Anonymous No.17476918]

>>17476904
good god this is a cringe larp

[Anonymous No.17476923]

>>17476918
Fair enough. What I typed made you feel something, I got what I wanted.

[Anonymous No.17476927]

>>17476917
imagine being dumb enough to fail to realize that the ywnbaw/twaw argument is literally just semantics. they're not right but neither are you

[Anonymous No.17476935]

>>17476927
You’ve eaten too much Magic Spooge if you think this is effective.

[Anonymous No.17476937]

>>17476935
effective how? bruh, it's literally a semantics argument over the definition of a word

[Anonymous No.17477028]

>>17476927

[Anonymous No.17477066]

>>17476895
I wouldn't necessarily call them "people"

[Anonymous No.17477085]

>>17477066
pets?

[Anonymous No.17477187]

what a gay thread

[Anonymous No.17477199]

>>17476695
Now that you’re infected, spread my disease that is called love and fun.

Forever.

[Anonymous No.17477204]

>>17476731
Morality = creating instead of destroying.

Make and spread what you love instead.

[Anonymous No.17477229]

>>17476497

[Anonymous No.17477243]

>>17476637
>>17476665
It's called "alegria style" art. It's the new art used by corpos and globohomo to promote diversity without actually using real skin colors most of the time. Fuck alegria art

[Anonymous No.17477323]

>>17476478
It is extremely bad from what I heard

[Anonymous No.17477350]

>>17476731
Fun fact: globohomo stands for global homogenization

[Anonymous No.17477354]

>>17476717
Nope. Only if you’re in the nigger bubble that thinks these things. Reddit is a controlled sterile place for people with controlled sterile opinions and calling something Reddit is implying all of that and then some

[Anonymous No.17477408]

>>17476478
I've seen it advertised once. But no I won't be trying a cereal that you can only order online and need a subscription to.

[Anonymous No.17477426]

>>17477354
4chan is just a sterile website where 14 year olds call each other trannies all day and spam wojacks, though. This place isn't any better.

[Anonymous No.17477430]

>>17477426
You’re free to leave and go back to Facebook.

[Anonymous No.17477433]

>>17476731
What did you have for dinner and what did you watch on the TV last? Or are you a reader?

[Anonymous No.17477435]

>>17477430
It's funny because teenagers have been telling me to gb2 Reddit for a decade and I finally decided to check it out and it's not that bad. There are actually a lot of decent boards there especially if you're into modding video games and stuff like that. A lot of posters there are actually civil and not schizos with brain rot.

[Anonymous No.17477437]

>>17476803
This

[Anonymous No.17477454]

>>17476478
>$10 per box of 7 oz cereal
>have to buy it in a pack of 4
>28 oz of cereal

>go to walmart
>buy 4 boxes of honey nut cheerios
>get 44 oz of cereal for $10

[Anonymous No.17477461]

>>17477435
I can’t do Reddit. Just can’t. Looks weird to me.

[Anonymous No.17477466]

>>17476478
Get off my board slomo

[Anonymous No.17477482]

>>17477435
reddit is a circlejerk run by tranny jannies, if that's your thing then sure, go for it

[Anonymous No.17477488]

>>17477426
You're right

>>17477435
Reddit is too 1984 for me, but you do you winston

[Anonymous No.17477491]

>>17476490
Wtf is that real!?

[Anonymous No.17477508]

>>17477461
It's basically a gigantic forum. I get why people don't like it but as with any forum there are decent ones and shitty ones. I only lurk the subreddits dedicated to mods I use and usually only post when it concerns troubleshooting or things I'd like to eventually see. Maybe if I was some political sperg that posted my dumb ass options everywhere that resulted in bans I'd hate it more. I've only used it for a month but it seems like a silly boogieman to me.

[Anonymous No.17477511]

>>17477508
>options
Meant to say opinions I'm drunk. That's definitely one reason that I still bother to post here. I can retardpost and drunkpost and no one gives a shit

[Anonymous No.17477529]

>>17477508
How much is Reddit paying you to shill for them? Can I get more than &39k a year doing it?

[Anonymous No.17477531]

>>17477508
stay there and don't come back

[Anonymous No.17477532]

>>17477529
Nawnaw naw come on now. Reddit doesn't pay people to shill. what are you talkin about bub

[Anonymous No.17477537]

>>17477531
What if I don't, though? Are you going to post a soyjack? Perhaps you'll call me a tranny or god forbid a leftist.

[Anonymous No.17477544]

Wow who knew cereal could make people seethe like this?

[Anonymous No.17477549]

>>17477529
Ebaums, Gaia, and Fark paid a lot more but I still get by spreading my leftist agenda by talking about the posts I made on Daggerfall Unity and Median XL.

[Anonymous No.17477560]

>>17477549
How’s the pay? Can I afford a magic Spoon addiction with a career in shilling?

[Anonymous No.17477569]

>>17477560
I get paid approximately 10 seething tryhard teenagers per hour

[Anonymous No.17477581]

>>17477569
hah i snorted

[Anonymous No.17477585]

>>17477537
no, i'll just call you redditor scum

[Anonymous No.17477588]

>>17476895
I think people would be a lot nicer to gnc people in general if they knew one
people freak the fuck out if you do or like anything feminine as a guy, and I just don't understand it. Why limit yourself to only doing "masculine" things? People are too scared of being perceived as faggots, which ironically makes them faggier than the faggiest fag.

[Anonymous No.17477632]

>>17477199
Fuck off, LSD-anon.

[Anonymous No.17477637]

>>17477588
to paraphrase ted k, leftist activists don't do activism to help people, it's all about themselves. trannies are 0.5% of the population so it's not surprising that they have no real voice, the activism is done by leftist weirdos who intentionally seek out the most hideous tranny possible for a photo opp, promote extreme policies like 0 HRT mtfs in the women's bathroom etc.

If anons went outside and met a tranny IRL they might just realize they're mostly normal people

[Anonymous No.17477679]

>>17477588
Not really. I know this one “gnc” and it’s hard to cook for “her”, since she claims to have an allergy to peppers. Which ones? All of them! Even black pepper? Yes. Paprika? Yes. Even bell peppers, which had zero or almost no capsaicin. Really hard to cook for “her”, and so far the best I’ve been able to come up with is a ranch chicken. I have this wonderful curry mustard fish I want to make for my friends, but can’t cause this “gurl” has a severe spice allergy.

[Anonymous No.17477701]

>>17476478
It isn't sold where I am, but I unironically would not buy it because of the art.

[Anonymous No.17477815]

>>17477701
you're too poor to be considered for Magic Spoon(tm), so nobody cares about your opinion

[Anonymous No.17477828]

>>17477637
Pretty much. Unfortunately, that's how it is when a small group gets co-opted by a larger group. Anons seem to understand when it comes to gatekeeping games, but not with other groups.

>>17477679
Cook something else or don't cook for her. If it's a social gathering, just tell her that you won't be able to accommodate and she should bring her own food. Adults can feed themselves. In any case, google tells me that there does exist an allergy that checks those boxes. Apparently it's called Celery-Mugwort-Birch-Spice syndrome. Might be worth looking into?

Here's what I'd do:
>Hey, I'm planning on making X dish, but it has Y ingredient. How seriously would cross contamination effect you?
>What would happen if some of ingredient Y got in your food? Is your allergy contact or ingestion? Is your reaction anaphylactic? Do you have your epi pen? Would I have to call an ambulance if you consumed some?
>I don't know if I'll be able to effectively decontaminate my cooking area. You should probably bring your epi pen, just in case.
It should be pretty easy to figure out whether or not they're making shit up if you keep asking questions masked as genuine concern. What I wouldn't do is slip some spice into her dish, that's a risky gamble. If you don't want to push the issue, maybe try dishes that focus on fresh herbs as seasoning?

Anyways, sounds like normal foid shit to me. I've heard this same scenario many times from my friend who is a chef.

[Anonymous No.17478113]

>>17476917

Does the government still allow you to vote and have a drivers license on account of being this fucking retarded?

People like you prove yourself wrong in a single sentence, sometimes I feel bad picking on you.

[Anonymous No.17478147]

/pol/ is pure cancer.
Be the chemo by reporting any and all political threads and posts as off topic.

[Anonymous No.17478499]

>>17477454
And how much are your insulin shots?

[Anonymous No.17478563]

>>17477637
>they might just realize they're mostly normal people
Have had extensive dealings with 3 trannies during my life, all 3 of them were seriously fucked up in the head even if we ignore that extreme body dysmorphia thing. About the only good thing that I can say about them based on my experiences is that only one of them was a pedophile who ended up killing himself rather than going to jail for his massive CP collection, the other 2 thankfully were just normal non-pedo creeps.

[Anonymous No.17478570]

>>17476728
>but Ive heard a bunch of people (sponsored by them) say it tastes great
Of course they did, no one is going to take a paid promotion and go
>"Today's sponsor is Magic Spoon, the cereal that tastes like shit!"

[Anonymous No.17478709]

>>17478563
>2 out of 3 not pedo
not bad

[Anonymous No.17478796]

>>17476490
it's coorporate art style with a bit of the adventure time style sprinkled in. i actually like the latter which makes it even worse

[Anonymous No.17478840]

>>17476633
you don't have to eat it with cows milk you know....

[Anonymous No.17478871]

>>17476637
the socially acceptable derogative is corporate memphis

[Anonymous No.17478888]

>>17477637
>If anons went outside and met a tranny IRL they might just realize they're mostly normal people
I met a tranny in college and he was a freak of nature. No matter what you do, you can never normalize this shit. Even fags are hiding their power level because they know not everyone accept their sexuality.

[Anonymous No.17478981]

>>17476510
do you even know what this is you mental midget

[Anonymous No.17478982]

>>17477433
I don't know, and our tv has been sitting unplugged in our room for 6 months now

[Anonymous No.17478985]

>>17478981
not him but I saw this thing in a french restaurant and it confused the hell out of me. What was a Turkish trinket doing there?

[Anonymous No.17478992]

>>17476535
>>17476502
Living under a rock are we

[Anonymous No.17479031]

>>17478985
Evil eyes are a thing in many cultures.