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Anonymous Wed Feb 23 13:00:55 2022 No.17471807 [DELETED]

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The only proper way to eat a za

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 13:05:22 2022 No.17471833 It's never proper to hold your knife in your left hand.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 13:10:15 2022 No.17471851 >>17471807 Wtf is "za"

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 13:11:27 2022 No.17471860 I like to dip the crusts in aioli mayonnaise (but only if it's garlic flavor)

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 13:13:05 2022 No.17471869 >>17471807 Stop saying "za", please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 13:13:28 2022 No.17471870 File: 132 KB, 800x600, italian food.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17471807 >eating pizza with a fucking steak knife >wasting the crust This guy deserves the Funky Town treatment

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 13:18:13 2022 No.17471893 >>17471833 I'm left handed and even i approve this post

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 13:20:33 2022 No.17471907 >>17471851 Zoomerspeak for pizza.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 13:20:58 2022 No.17471910 >>17471893 I disagree. R*ght handoids get what they deserve.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 13:27:19 2022 No.17471941 >>17471893 righthandoids eat weird when using a knife and fork, your fork hand does all the dextrous work while the knife is just a simple sawing motion when using a spoon or just a knife, then the utensil goes in your dominant hand

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 14:44:38 2022 No.17472251 >>17471807 a child not liking crust is mostly excusable, but if you are a grown man and you still refuse to eat crust then you are low-t and need to go to a doctor to get it sorted out. there is no other explanation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 15:20:27 2022 No.17472396 >>17471907 I have not known a single person of my generation to ever refer to it as "'za".

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 15:21:45 2022 No.17472399 >>17472251 I leave it to a case-by-case basis. The crust almost always gets eaten, unless it's absolutely god-awful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 15:24:29 2022 No.17472411 >>17471833 or hold your fork like an Irish labourer in an early victorian novel

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 16:09:18 2022 No.17472608 >>17471807 Pizza without the crust tastes bad, even on the frozen stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 16:21:02 2022 No.17472669 >>17471833 >>17471893 Agreed, your doing knives and forks wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 16:32:01 2022 No.17472724 >>17471870 >This guy deserves the Funky Town treatment I really wish I didn't understand the reference

Anonymous Wed Feb 23 16:46:32 2022 No.17472778
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>>17472396
I call it 'za ironically and it spread to all my friends. After that SNL skit we started calling it 'suh, which makes more sense at least. It is a peet-suh after all

t. born in mid 90s

Anonymous Wed Feb 23 16:55:19 2022 No.17472823

>>17471941
Right handed here and couldn't agree more, people who try to argue that the knife better suits the dominant hand are retarded. Fork in left and knife in right is a class signifier, and it wouldn't be a very good one if that were the natural way to hold them, would it? Half the dishes you eat will be with a spoon, fork or chopsticks in your right hand only. Even when eating with a knife you spend more of your time piercing, scooping or holding stuff in place with your fork than you do cutting with your knife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 17:04:32 2022 No.17472874 File: 24 KB, 474x266, download (52).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17472778 Pajeet za

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 17:05:57 2022 No.17472878 >>17472251 depends on the crust. Most of them are horrible, but when the pizza is light and the crust is airy and soft I eat it

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 17:16:10 2022 No.17472935 >>17472874 pizza made by pajeets is either really good or exceptionally shitty

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 17:19:40 2022 No.17472951 >>17471870 >Using a shitty butter knife to cut food Give me a single reason I shouldn't use a steak knife for everything

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 17:21:24 2022 No.17472955 >>17472951 >shitty butter knife or steak knife dichotomy Get better knives you silly person you

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 17:24:57 2022 No.17472969 >>17472955 I do it's called a steak knife and it cuts everything

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 17:37:46 2022 No.17473024 >>17471851 >>17471907 >>17472396 I really think the spread of "za" is largely due to coverage in articles about unusual words used in scrabble

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 17:39:32 2022 No.17473035 >>17472874 Good evening sirs. I am having pizza for you :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 22:36:07 2022 No.17474385 >>17472399 >>17472878 go to the doctor and get your testosterone checked. you probably need to get on TRT

Anonymous Wed Feb 23 23:18:43 2022 No.17474549
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>>17471941
>>17472823
You use the fork with your dominant hand because it requires more intricate muscle movement. Knives just cut, all you need is pressure and pull.
But hell, as an ambidextrous chad, you two will be lesser than me no matter what you say.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 00:29:54 2022 No.17474794 >>17471851 You need to go back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 00:46:01 2022 No.17474842 >>17472251 stfu faggot,crust is fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 01:20:52 2022 No.17474917 File: 323 KB, 1200x1775, 1558082335584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17471833 I'm ambidextrous i do that and you can eat my dick faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 01:30:50 2022 No.17474937 File: 2.01 MB, 760x720, mama mia thats a fresh pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the only proper way to make a pizza

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 01:53:40 2022 No.17474994 >>17474937 >that'll be $29.99 plus tip, please!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 02:32:12 2022 No.17475069 >>17474842 im literally not even joking dude, get your testosterone checked. it is probably low and making you feel like shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 02:34:07 2022 No.17475074 >>17475069 I'm not your dude, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 02:46:03 2022 No.17475090 >>17475074 alright, go ahead and feel fatigued and sad all the time, it’s your life dude.

Anonymous Thu Feb 24 03:14:46 2022 No.17475145

>>17471941
>fork hand does all the dextrous work while the knife is just a simple sawing motion
what 'dextrous' work are you doing with a fucking fork when you are also using a knife
you only use it to either hold the food in place as you cut it up or as the device to move food into your gob

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 05:20:07 2022 No.17475329 >>17475145 knife is even easier and doesnt go anywhere near your face you have fallen for a societal trap

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 08:02:41 2022 No.17475513 >>17474937 made pizzas for a few years, he and I would be having a talk in the walk-in if I saw this shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 08:55:25 2022 No.17475594 >>17471833 it is sunnah to eat with your right hand, anon

Anonymous Thu Feb 24 08:58:38 2022 No.17475599
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>right handoids will put the knife into their right hand/fork into the left, cut their food, set down the knife, switch fork hands, then eat
>they will defend this to the death
Brothers... when will we cull these brainless swine?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 08:59:30 2022 No.17475601 >>17475145 you also mix the foods to get the appropriate amounts of sauces or whatever it is youre eating

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 09:00:17 2022 No.17475603 >>17471833 >proper . Shut your dumb fucking mouth

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 09:53:34 2022 No.17475728 >>17471807 I would eat it like that. The crust is just bread and carbs and more carbs just make me fat and constipated

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 11:53:58 2022 No.17475995 >>17473024 >I really think the spread of "za" is largely due to the retarded userbase of 4chan and reddit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 13:06:20 2022 No.17476216 >not wearing the crust crown while priming up for an N-word barrage Shiggydiggy

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