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>> No.17463415

>>17463404
Fuck off. This shit is so gay.

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>> No.17463440

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1645422921604.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1645426895159.webm

>> No.17463451

>>17463414
damn dudes a pizza masta!! inventing a new form of cardio over here.
that said, would you buy a slice of that zza' ?

>> No.17463459

>>17463429
awful

>> No.17463468

>>17463404
where's the video where he pours hot butter on a plate of meat and it splatters onto some stupid bitch?

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>> No.17463519

>>17463451
It wouldn't even need oil with how much sweat it collected from his body

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>> No.17463543

The same webms get posted every time, what is the point of these threads

>> No.17463554

>>17463404
why does this Chad triggers virgins so much?

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>> No.17463569

>>17463414
no fucking wonder my pizzas always take longer than fucking 15min to get here

>> No.17463589

>>17463554
I hate him because he serves pretentious shit food, but I respect the hussle. Man became a meme and is probably cashing in better than most memes.

>> No.17463596

>>17463554
lol chad, he's the campest bloke i've seen that wasn't in the village people

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>>17463519
i fucken died.

>> No.17463623

>>17463589
>>17463596
yep, seething

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>> No.17463628

>>17463489
as cringe as it is, there's fucking huge money to be made doing furry content.
close friend of mine came out as a bi furry a few years ago and started youtube & twitch channels.
now he's made a career off of it, gets invited to do panels at conventions n shit.
his girlfriend is into sewing and makes/sells fursuits for fucking $5k~$10k each as a side gig.

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>> No.17463635

>>17463429
but how do you cook the steak rare AND the chicken well done?
i agree with the other poster.

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>> No.17463655 [DELETED] 

>>17463562
if you fucken japs start torturing your food because "muh flavors" like the chinks we can easily lump you in with them.

>> No.17463696

>>17463566
fucking lol

>> No.17463716

>>17463414
C-can I have my pizza now ?

>> No.17463717

>>17463414
Why is this nigga in an airport

>> No.17463721

>>17463635
Thats not chicken, its beef fat trimmings

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>>17463404

>> No.17463728

>>17463721
ok that makes more sense. i was wondering how he diced it so finely.
that makes it a lot better, i imagine its probably similar to wagyu at a fraction of the cost.

>> No.17463732

>>17463727
id like to see this spliced with footage of a black party in a park, complete with trash everywhere and people listening to music on a cell phone.

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>>17463727
What a pointless file.

>> No.17463740

>>17463727
the US is the worst dressed country in history

>> No.17463744

>>17463739
imagine having such a fucked up brain you collect and get off to cartoons.

>> No.17463758

>>17463404
Girl here
People who do things with passion really turn us on

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>> No.17463761

>>17463758
Even children?

>> No.17463762

>>17463421
What was the point of half of that?
Especially cutting on a flat top with a sharp knife.

No salt either.

>> No.17463763

>>17463414
Thats extremely impressive
Why would someone spend many many hours of his life honing the pizza flipping skill though?

>> No.17463764

>>17463727
>>17463740
The whole webm screams WAL*MART

>> No.17463771

>>17463429
Gimmicky but it does seem like it'd work fine.
Might even be a fun thing to play around with myself.

>> No.17463772

>>17463761
Regardless of context , passion is really attractive

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>>17463404

>> No.17463778

>>17463764
Yep, the worlds largest company by revenue. I know you love them... everyone does!

>> No.17463782

>>17463776
what in the fuck kind of meat is that? truly jack never fails to astound

>> No.17463785

>>17463727
He looks like a fuckin giant midget

>> No.17463786
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>>17463404
ja/ck/ rules this board
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISfB12uPs3Y

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>> No.17463790

>>17463655
If you think that the frog is actually alive after being gutted and skinned, you're retarded.
Its just reflexes that happen long after brain death.

>> No.17463795

>>17463782
brisket he kept in the freezer for over a year, it didnt win him the church cholo cook off, only because it was rigged

>> No.17463805

>>17463727
What a fucking golem.

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>>17463795

>> No.17463815
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Why does the anime poster seethe so much?

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>> No.17463842

>>17463404
ain't that nice that restaurant hires retards.

>> No.17463844

>>17463786
Just imagine they fucking each other in the most disgusting ménage ever

>> No.17463849

>>17463414
Its rubber.

>> No.17463850
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>>17463414
Pan guy vs pizza dough man, who wins?

>> No.17463854

>>17463790
>Its just reflexes that happen long after brain death.
>very clearly trying to crawl away
>"just reflexes"
sure.

>> No.17463862

>>17463850
That's some comic book hero type shit right there

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>> No.17463868

>>17463815
>"perfect" scrambled eggs
>uses ounce of butter per egg
>doesn't even cook it thouroughly

the more i see of him the less impressed i am.

>> No.17463872

>>17463854
You know if you hack the head off of a snake it can bite you hours later?
Additionally if you salt fresh meat, you often send it into muscular spasms.

>> No.17463877

>>17463850
I've always seen this gif but I want to see the reaction. It looks like the guy that threw it is about to crack up.

>> No.17463889

>>17463872
> if you salt fresh meat, you often send it into muscular spasms
Stop trying to cook entire live cows anon

>> No.17463898

>>17463872
a jaw clenching shut is akin to the salted meat contracting, but that frog is fucking trying to climb away. its not dead. and you sitting here pretending it is is fucking cope.
you can cut a creature in half and have it survive on a plate for a while.

>> No.17463909

>>17463421
>get top quality steak
>slice it up and put it on bread
lmao

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>>17463404

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>> No.17464003

>>17463946
this has to be ironic

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>> No.17464012

>>17463540
I hope it came with ketchup :)

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>> No.17464031

>>17464008
>Eggless mayonnaise
I am extremely upset

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>>17463868
>>doesn't even cook it thouroughly
Imaging being from the American midwest

>> No.17464048

>>17464037
imagine being from any liberal shithole and thinking youre superior because stereotypes and norms being proven every day, youre enlightened about niggers and communism.

>> No.17464052

>>17463727
god bless this man

>> No.17464060

>>17463415
That’s because he is gay

>> No.17464066

>>17464048
>thinking youre superior because stereotypes and norms about flyover states being proven every day
What did they mean by this?

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>>17463415
No

>> No.17464080

>>17464030
>Sushi
>Not one grain of rice to be found.

>> No.17464099

>>17463519
>wouldn't even need oil with how much sweat it collected
what the fuck you sweat oil? how fucking fat are you?

>> No.17464109

>>17463623
a sweaty smelly 4 foot tall turkroach is the last thing i imagine when i think chad

>> No.17464124

>>17464109
cope

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>> No.17464133

>>17463758
>Dead on the inside
>Zero passions
>Have no GF
Your argument checks out

>> No.17464136

>>17464124
about what? he's a 4 foot tall turkroach

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>> No.17464224

>>17464136
Why are you so edgy?

>> No.17464238
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post more ja/ck/

>> No.17464240

>>17464224
he's quite literally a 4 foot tall turkroach though how is that supposed to be edgy?

>> No.17464277

>>17464221
what's his fucking problem?

>> No.17464281

>>17464238
how is it even possible to fuck up putting a steak on a pan?

>> No.17464313

>>17464281
step 1: put half cup of vegetable oil in pan

>> No.17464318

>>17464109
He gets way more pussy than you do.

>> No.17464323

>>17464128
>the crying
Kek

>> No.17464327

ja/ck/ has had children, he is more or a darwinistic genetic success than 98% of 4chan(nel)

>> No.17464330

>>17464281
Being afraid of heat most likely.
Oil splatter probably scares his caveman brain.

>> No.17464331

>>17464318
he's a notorious homosexual bottom.

>> No.17464339

>>17463404
I don't get it, but I can tell this guy is killing it.

>> No.17464340

>>17464128
i need to get in shape, maybe some pushups around the kitchen would help

>> No.17464341

>>17464331
He gives way more pussy than you do.

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>>17464330
>Oil splatter probably scares his caveman brain.

>> No.17464364

>>17464221
jesus cringe

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>>17464341
>>17464318
It's 2022, why should anyone care about women?

>> No.17464396

>>17464048
the level of brainrot you're on by living in a flyover state your entire life and spending too much time on the internet is honestly embarrassing

t. midwestfag

>> No.17464411

>>17463628
How are furries so rich?

>> No.17464417

>>17464277
>charges $100,000 per meal from rich chumps because of his name
Nothing.

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>>17464411
>He doesn't know about oil rig/STEM furries
They're in the deepest reaches of the STEM fields

>> No.17464451

>>17464411
Autism is powerful

>> No.17464487

>>17463566
>delicious steak!
>looks like dog shit

>> No.17464494

>>17464389
this is one of the best webms I have ever seen

>> No.17464499

>>17463849
Nah you are

>> No.17464508

>>17463566
i dont think i trust chef tony

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>> No.17464580

>>17464389
>dont mind me, just torrenting this soup

>> No.17464592

>>17464109
absolutely seething lol

>> No.17464595

>>17464580
That's literally the filename joke, you retard.

>> No.17464620

>>17464592
lol no.

>> No.17464629

>>17463468
one of u social media chuds post it

>> No.17464634

>>17463772
I'll be sure to do more children then.

>> No.17464640

>>17463716
lol

>> No.17464663

>>17463468
>where's the video where he pours hot butter on a plate of meat and it splatters onto some stupid bitch?
kek

>> No.17464686

>>17463946
kek

>> No.17464691

>>17463404
Imagine if he cut her face, just a big slit down her chin.

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>>17464109
this is him next to a normal sized person

>> No.17464706

>>17463916
why is he so bad?

>> No.17464748

>>17464706
multiple strokes

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>>17463404

>> No.17464889

>>17464389
Wouldve knocked this boomer out had i seen this happening in front of me

>> No.17464896

>>17464889
How by breathing on him?

>> No.17464905
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>>17464411
>>17464433
>>17464451

>> No.17464910

>>17463415
your just jealous

>> No.17464921

>>17464389
based behaviour

>> No.17464935

>>17464037
imagine eating shitty scrambled eggs that aren't finished cooking.

>> No.17464963

>>17464935
the heat of the rice cooks the egg

>> No.17464970

>>17464963
the heat on the swelling on your hole cooks the egg.

>> No.17464976

>>17463404
you know this soaked her panties

>> No.17464978

>>17463868
>>17464935
I bet you guys think soft-boiled eggs are undercooked

>> No.17464982

>>17464978
no, they're soft boiled eggs.
scrambled eggs aren't meant to be creamy.
simple as.

>> No.17465030

>>17463815
>on the heat off the heat on the heat off the heat
if you have to take your pan of the stove then youre lacking understanding in temperature. only a fool would rush scrambled eggs.

>> No.17465031

>>17463507
Simply awful.

>> No.17465033

>>17465030
What would you know?

>> No.17465039

>>17465033
the psycho who taught gordon ramsay everything he knows and made him cry like a bitch told me

>> No.17465040

>>17463762
keeping it hot while cutting it?

>> No.17465082

>>17464020
A cow died for this.

>> No.17465358

>>17463507
>meat with chocolate
I tried that once. Wasn't that bad but I certainly won't try it again.

>> No.17465375

>>17464982
scrambled eggs suck anyway
fuck gordon for making them (poorly) and fuck the children who prefer eggs in this way in the first place
>boil them
>fry them (with or without a flip)
>poach them
>omelet
that's it. that's all there should be.

>> No.17465380

>>17464364
two men that you'll never be.

>> No.17465381

>>17465375
>poach them
why do you like bad things?

>> No.17465394

>>17465381
some people like to eat eggs without all that artery-cloggig oil

>> No.17465402

>>17465394
Fuck your health reasons. Poached are awesome because of the texture. You can get a great egg without any of it being overcooked pretty easy. Extremely soft whites with liquid inside. Fantastic for so many purposes.

>> No.17465427

>>17463758
Of course a girl couldn't tell the difference between authentic passion and performance. This is why you date men who abuse you.

>> No.17465431

>>17464238
always good to see some new ja/ck/

>> No.17465541

>>17463566
Would the injecting part really help marinate the steak ?

>> No.17465542

>>17463421
>>17463429
>beef
>beef (japanese)

>> No.17465560

>>17465542
I'm pretty sure Guga is actually part jap.

>> No.17465564

>>17463404
Salt Bae is so based ripping off morons.

>> No.17465580

>>17463759
pastry looks raw on the bottom

>>17464433
good morning, I hate science

>> No.17465603

>>17465564
charging $10 for a glass of sprite and getting away with it is breddy baste indeed

>> No.17465614

>>17463727
What am I looking for here

>> No.17465622
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>> No.17465715

>>17465622
Imagine how awesome those tacos would be if he was using superior flour tortillas instead of inferior corn.

>> No.17465729

>>17465427
To be fair, we still find girls with make up beautiful whether you admit or not. Confidence is just men's version of make up. Fake or not, it's still good-looking.

>> No.17465738

>>17465729
How about confident dolled up trans girls?

>> No.17465739

>>17463414
man I work with pizza dough all day and it CANNOT survive those accelerations. I'm calling bullshit

>> No.17465747

>>17465738
Only porn addicts like them

>> No.17465749

>>17465738
I won't pretend to know anything about trannies, so you do your own thing bro.

>> No.17465750

>>17465739
Overworked, chewy as fuck dough.

>> No.17465755

>>17464003
I'm told that it is. Apparently it's a big tikok fad to post purposely rage inducing clips like this that get reposted everywhere. Not just cooking clips but hair styling, gardening, DIY, you name it. The OPs make millions from what is effectively just trolling.

>> No.17465758

>>17464037
>>17464978
I like soft boiled, but that shit is a pure liquid

>> No.17465768

>>17464074
Look this guy is a hack who's charging absurd amounts to make instagram influencer meals, but also... Wouldn't you? Wouldn't you cash in on this bullshit to sell $800 steaks to kids with more money than sense? Also, don't you do bullshit like this in the kitchen sometime? Isn't it FUN?

>> No.17465769

>>17465729
I think this is a false comparison. Makeup is a physical artifact, passion is a value judgement. My point is that women suck at evaluating character.

>> No.17465772

>>17465749
can you not read an entire of page of 12 font content in less than 10 seconds? i hate how much of this internet bullshit i've been naturally able to read. my heads filled with the most off the wall nonsense.

>> No.17465828

>>17465614
the guy in the red shirt waddling away is our guy ja/ck

>> No.17466030

>>17463815
The heat cooks the egg.

>> No.17466044

>>17463868
Those are cooked thoroughly, but there is so much butter that the eggs end up quite soft.

>> No.17466048

>>17464785
heh

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>> No.17466051

>>17466049
no no no no no no no why

>> No.17466052

>>17465375
Scrambled eggs are the best. They taste the least 'eggy' to me

>> No.17466058

>>17463440
to be fair, i too would rather hit his head with a brick.

>> No.17466063

>>17465768
>Wouldn't you?
no

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>>17465739
Actually, >>17463849 is correct. It's a rubber training dough.

>> No.17466071

>>17466068
What is the... sand-like substance that goes on first? Incredibly finely minced garlic maybe?

>> No.17466074

>>17466068
If that's cole slaw I'm down, if it's sauerkraut I'm out
>puts bun on upside down
WHAT? OH GOD IT'S STILL GOING

>> No.17466086

>>17466049
da fuck going on in there

>> No.17466161

>>17464030
this actually looks good without the nachos

>> No.17466165

>>17464221
>dumb grug kickball player + annoying meme faggot
shoot them both please

>> No.17466196

>>17465772
This reply is some real non-sequitur shit.

>> No.17466221

>>17466049
there is not a shred of humanity in those dead, bug eyes

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>>17463566
There is no gastronomy in what you do, Tony, and you know it.
Take off that fucking jacket, now. You haven't earned it.

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>>17464128
my god
she's perfect

>> No.17466256

>>17466071
brown sugar?

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>>17463946
this bitch for real? that's some gruesome ass chicken

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>>17463815
imagine being on a well known cooking reality show, with a world famous chef


showing you mediocre fucking scrambled eggs, and not being able to breathe a word of criticism about it

>> No.17466278

>>17466275
Isn't that Worst Cooks in America? They might not know better

>> No.17466284

>>17463759
would you like to hear how I know these weren't turned over, when they really should have?

>> No.17466312

>>17466278
Masterchef, it's the logo on their aprons

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>>17463566

>> No.17466373

>>17466049
Looks demonic and what is it eating?

>> No.17466389

>>17463776
>lagunitas ipa
Based as fuck. Also that reminded me to put some in the fridge

>> No.17466398

>>17463404
Imagine being the guy on this date, paying $3000 for a couple of standard steaks and for salt bae to eyefuck your woman.

>> No.17466425

>>17463414
>gets dirt all over your pizza
t-thanks...

>> No.17466440

>>17466368
lol

>> No.17466464

>>17466368
>it puts the food into the flavor chamber
>or else it gets the hose again

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>> No.17466586

>>17466584
that must be a nice workout

>> No.17466600

>>17466584
Thats the same way they make it at ADM factories.

>> No.17466691

>>17463815
eggs can be sloppa too

>> No.17466693

>>17465828
Why is he struggling to walk? Was it because of his stroke

>> No.17466700

>>17466063
stay broke :(

Captcha: SSXYD

>> No.17466710

>>17463717
The pizza place is to his left

>> No.17466725

>>17463404
I want to break this faggot's neck

>> No.17466735

>>17466373
I stopped as soon as it went in for a bite, but looked like honeycomb

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>> No.17466743

>>17463429
Gugu's channel really has gone to shit recently. It's all just ''bro what if like we get wagyu and then wagyu the wagyu and then we wagye more wagyue into into wagieu''
Shut the fuck up, retard. I want to see steaks dry aged in horse semen and coffee, not fucking wagyu.
>guys, if you put this really expensive wagyu fat on a low cost beef, it tastes like wagyu
How many fucking times can you do this?

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Perfect breakfast. Two goolsby sausages, grill tortilla in grease, two eggs, cheese, a few drops of hot sauce and scallions.

>> No.17466860

>>17463872
just say you enjoying eating live creatures chang

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>>17463429
mmm... steak with extra pus

>> No.17466979

>>17463782
looks like a yankee's attempt at brisket to me

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>> No.17467118

>>17467108
lmao women

>> No.17467120

>>17464215
This is why black people overseason their chicken.

>> No.17467171

>>17466049
>title: chink eats xenomorph egg
okay but really what the fuck is that?

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>>17466373
>>17467171
That's honeycomb tripe wrapped around something else. Zero idea what's on the inside

>> No.17467196

>>17467120
Black... People?

>> No.17467261

>>17464785
Gold

>> No.17467274

>>17466071
maybe crushed peanuts

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>>17463414
Imagine allocating that many points into the pizza spinning abilities kek

>> No.17467549

>>17463414
>luigi collecting dust and spit from ait for extra tang.webm

>> No.17467567

>>17465031
>>17465358

Anons...

>> No.17467575

>>17466398
this lmao

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>>17466743
>Gugu's channel really has gone to shit recently. It's all just ''bro what if like we get wagyu and then wagyu the wagyu and then we wagye more wagyue into into wagieu''
why lie in an imageboard? kys

>> No.17467779

>>17467772
This channel looks pathetic.

>> No.17467802

>>17467779
cope

>> No.17467813

>>17465729
>To be fair, we still find girls with make up beautiful whether you admit or not
Make up is trash and expensive, and more often than not leads to a vicious circle of having to wear more make up to cover up the damage that it does to their skin.
If a girl insists on wearing a small amount of make up out with me i'll ask them to take it off the second that we're home. I'll never understand why they insist on wearing it other than to compete with other women.

>> No.17467847

>>17465768
if i could do it without becoming """"famous"""", sure
otherwise, no

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>>17464694
aha hahaha

>> No.17467862

>>17463414
holy shit all these replies not realizing it's fucking rubber practice dough that all these pizzarias that want to show off their skills have.
Have you ever even handled pizza dough you fucking cooklet retards? It tears if you look at it wrong, it can survive some gentle tossing if you're skilled and careful, but anything remotely close to this would cause a dough tornado.

>> No.17467902

>>17467852
he's like the turkish version of that guy from willow

>> No.17467905

>>17464785
>Ejecting a round before dropping the mag
Rookie mistake, 10/10.

>> No.17467919

>>17463727
he looks like one of those kids who eat boogers, but bald

>> No.17467924

>>17467779
it is, and he has sockpuppet accounts to give views and upvotes to his own videos

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>>17463815

>> No.17467959

>>17463414
>Italian Ninja

>> No.17467976

>>17464785
>slapping a gun while holding the muzzle
I'd never do that even if I knew the gun was unloaded, accidentally left a cartridge in a rifle once after I was "absolutely sure" that it was unloaded.

>> No.17467984

>>17467976
And a Remington 870 shotgun once, the plastic part that presses on the shells got jammed.
I look under and in every time now when it's time to unload and head home.

>> No.17467988

>>17463507
No, I won't accept that there's meat in that. If the burger was a poundcake I'd actually eat that but because it's meat that's horrible

>> No.17467995

>>17464238
OIL
NICE AND COLD

>> No.17468003

>>17465622
for some reason when people prepare food at this weird breakneck pace I get extremely anxious
like slow the fuck down buddy it's not a race

>> No.17468006

>>17464221
imagine being the chump willing to pay for this shit

>> No.17468010

>>17464048
Imagine thinking the only people that can make fun of the Midwest are from literal coastal towns.
t. Marylander laughing at your faggotry

>> No.17468015

>>17467976
you can shoot a gun by slapping it?

>> No.17468018

>>17465375
Nah go fuck yourself, I'm gonna make egg salad and scrambled eggs tonight just because I can. And theres nothing you can do about it.

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>> No.17468050

>>17468032
I fucking LOATHE how these lame ass city types circlejerk over avocado. Niggas will fucking pay 20 dollars for avacado toast, when you can buy them a dollar each or less at a fruit and veg stand

>> No.17468125

>>17464074
hire the retarded. it's fun to watch them work.

>> No.17468176

>>17466030
as opposed to what?! The cold cooking the eggs?

>> No.17468213 [DELETED] 

>>17468023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rC1Ktx60Ms

>> No.17468215

>>17466049
The year is 2043, chinese empire has conquered the earth, the few remaining white people are a highly sought-after meal for the mind controlled chinese citizens

>> No.17468221

>>17468023
fuck >>17468213
google gave me a stupid fucking remix instead of the original https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS0EsoJ8LHk

>> No.17468256

>>17468048
seen this posted so many times but never saw a channel link

>> No.17468363

>>17467976
t. keith hick, with his worn out spring hammer

>> No.17468372

>>17467772
>dry
>ferment
>aged
has this guy ever prepared anything in his life that's younger than 5 weeks

>> No.17468378

>>17468372
Good food is like a woman, best when aged up.

>> No.17468442

>>17468378
which is the opposite of guga nephews boipoosi

>> No.17468448

>>17468023
Americans...

>> No.17468453

>>17463421
>That'll be $900, sir.

>> No.17468492

>>17467772
I fucking hate cooking channels that are about spectacle rather than practical recipes and tips. He's also hideous. Like the amerimutt /pol/ meme brought to life

>> No.17468521

>>17466049
aight I'm heading out

>> No.17468530

>>17467295
Whendadcomeshomefromthestore.jpg

>> No.17468538

>>17468492
>>17467779
There are trillions of channels for you then I don't get the problem
Only one doing something unique these days. Maybe you guys should check out that uhh ragusa guy if you want basic recipes

>> No.17468589

>>17468538
Why do you enjoy watching an obese bald Brazilian goblin eat steaks coated in marshmallow fluff and motor oil?
>ragusea
soyboy who can't cook. do you know how to cook, anon?

>> No.17468622

>>17468589
Man what's with this anger. Yeah you have shit taste so I suggested a shit channel to fit for you
Gugas great I liked how he seasoned a steak with a freeze dried steak he turned into powder

Truly cannot imagine how bitter you have to be to hate a guy doing fun experiments like that

>> No.17468664

>>17468622
Go to fucking bed Guga.

>> No.17468667

>>17468538
>>17468622
holy based

>> No.17468827

>>17468538
>>17468622
The great Sage of the thread.

>> No.17468868

>>17464694
6'2 is not normal sized

>> No.17468873

>>17468048
>>17468256
Chelcie Lynn / Trailer Trash Tammy
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgyoQGRhGeyrUKcQaHKT0Zg

She's actually pretty funny.

>> No.17468885

>>17468868
>6'2 is not normal sized
explain. Average male in the US is 5'11 to 6'0. So how is that height not normal?

>> No.17468886

>>17468868
maybe not in turkey i guess.

>> No.17468908

>>17468885
>provides evidence against his own claim
hmmmm

>> No.17468911

>>17468885
There's a world of difference in those two inches.

>> No.17468924

>>17468911
it's height not the diameter of your dilator you silly faggot

>> No.17468927

>>17468911
pretty sure that turkroach would still be a tiny manlet even next to someone 6 feet tall

>> No.17468963

>>17468003
When you have drunk cartel enforcers at your stand demanding tacos you move as fast as you fucking can.

>> No.17468972

>>17465755
I cannot hope more for the nuclear annihilation of this post-post-post-modernist hellscape we are cursed to roam

>> No.17468987

>>17465427
>>17465769
ouch

>> No.17469015

>>17468885
>Average male in the US is 5'11 to 6'0
lol

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>>17468885
>Average male in the US is 5'11 to 6'0

>> No.17469047

>>17468015
Some pistols are what's called striker-fired, rather than double/single action. In DA/SA pistols (think revolvers) the trigger pull releases the hammer which hits the firing pin into the primer and bang. Striker fired pistols essentially have the firing pin held back by a spring which is released on trigger pull. An early model Sig Sauer (p320) was notorious for firing when dropped as striker fired pistols usually do not have manual safeties.

>> No.17469061

>>17463429
>>17463721
I thought it was calamari. I was vomiting the entire time

>> No.17469066

>>17467779
it is
he pays a european with a nice accent to voice it over, and when you finally see the guy it's some random fat fucking mexican

>> No.17469126

>>17466584
So much tradition and soul shown in just such a short clip. The Japanese work ethic truly deserve our respect

>> No.17469230

>>17466398
and sit there recording it on your phone for posterity

>> No.17469233

>>17464389
King shit
>>17464889
Little baby. The eat of the soup sterilizes the ladle.

>> No.17469239

>>17464389
This reminds me of how I used to steal cream from various local starbucks.

Eventually, some of them wizened up to it and moved the jugs to more visible locations.

>> No.17469274

>>17469047
>notorious for firing when dropped
yeah i asked about slapping though. what pistol does the guy have anyway? it doesn't look like a Sig Sauer p320

>> No.17469286

>>17468885
Average male height in America is 5'9

>> No.17469306

>>17469286
for whites?

>> No.17469448

>>17464281
Jack... finds a way.

>> No.17469750

>>17468448
>The Peanut Butter Bar is in Sydney, Australia
Didn't even bother watching 10 seconds

>> No.17469774

>>17464215
is this the seasoning I hear white people don't use?

>> No.17469786

>>17467995
CHICKEN
NICE AND JUICY

>> No.17469825

>>17463414
Why do 3rd worlders rub their food over their entire bodies?

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>> No.17469916

>>17466030
That is true only for white rice.

>> No.17469952

>>17463763
To be the best
China cant even compete with that

>> No.17469990

>>17468048
literally just screamed into my hands
i'm gonna be okay........

>> No.17470128

>>17467118
just reminded of the chick on QI who casually cracks one of these open with no tools

>> No.17470137

>>17468492
FoldingIdeas did a video about cooking channels and specifically said that spectacle is not optional unfortunately

>> No.17470147

>>17467862
Not disagreeing, but what's the point of "showing off your skills" by doing shit that will ruin your pizza instantly

>> No.17470154

>>17469841
She really doesn't seem happy about her choice

>> No.17470176

>>17463414
C-can you please make my pizza now...

>> No.17470216

>>17466693
No he's just really fat and has the fitness of someone who just woke up from a coma because he spends all of his time sitting on social media or eating with a camera pointed at himself. He got a month's worth of walking in just stumbling around the park for a couple minutes.

>> No.17470249

>>17468048
KEK!

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>>17467956

>> No.17470345

>>17464411
They're not, this meme came about because social media scared furries off from sharing their personal lives if they weren't put together. Go back 15 years and you could see the worst of them, they'd shamelessly share their appalling lives on furfag sites because their fandom (at the time) was all about unconditional acceptance. I've seen stuff worse than the pissbottle collections that get posted here.

>> No.17470455

>>17464215
thank the lord heat kills pathogens

>> No.17470602

>>17464571
They didn't even cook it..

>> No.17470621

>>17463404
god i hate rich people, they should all be executed

>> No.17470634

>>17464221
i too like to fuck 13yos

>> No.17470784

>>17464030
Please commit seppuku

t.jap

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>> No.17471097

>>17470784

I think you mean Sashimi
Seppuku is a Jap crossword

>> No.17471144

>>17468221
OG

>> No.17471623

>>17466071
Farofa, fried and seasoned cassava flour
t. brazilian

>> No.17471636

>>17466425
It's a rubber training dough

>> No.17471656

>>17464982
>scrambled eggs aren't meant to be creamy
enjoy your dry rubbery sloppa

>> No.17471665

>>17465755
Wasting food for that should be punished with death

>> No.17471981

>>17464389
ladle up some comfort