/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17459932]

>You tell us your favorite kind of ice cream
>You reveal something very personal about you
>We judge each other

I'll go first. Mint chocolate chip and I accidentally killed a dog when I was a kid with a golf club.

[Anonymous No.17459950]

>>17459932
Cookies and Cream and I fantasize about fucking elderly women. I am 21.

[Anonymous No.17459961]

>>17459950
Cookies and cream is overrated.

[Anonymous No.17459963]

Bubblegum and I love the smell of farts.

[Anonymous No.17459978]

>>17459950
wtf. I'm the exact same way.

[Anonymous No.17459980]

Nothing beats good lemon ice cream. Gotta be sour, none of that sweet "Lemon" flavour.
I feel superior to everyone I meet

[Anonymous No.17459992]

>>17459980
Let me guess. You unironically have pictures of yourself in your room.
>Enjoying peepee flavored ice cream
>mfw

[Anonymous No.17460000]

Coffee chocolate chip, my home board is /trash/.

[Anonymous No.17460001]

mint chocolate chip
I have yellow fever

[Anonymous No.17460008]

mint chocolate chip
i like missionary position, with eye contact

[Anonymous No.17460018]

>>17459992
Not that, but I did have an image of myself as my phone background for a while
>>17460008
There's people that dislike missionary's?

[Anonymous No.17460021]

Tiger tail.
I have an ad on a cross-dressing site trying to meet an older/mature transwoman who will use me as her human toilet. No sustenance other that the treats her sexy ass feeds me.

[Anonymous No.17460028]

>>17459932
Baseball nut from Baskin Robbins.
When I force myself to go to sleep I visualize and imagine being gangraped.

[Anonymous No.17460032]

>>17459932
>Espresso chip
>I am 100% a narcissist and probably also a sociopath

[Anonymous No.17460040]

>>17460000
>Coffee
>/trash/
Sounds like you're right where you belong.
Also, checked. Nice quads.
>>17460001
Go get that checked.
>>17460008
Stare into their soul to assert dominance.
>>17460021
What the fuck is tiger tail?
>>17460028
Have you tried melatonin?

[Anonymous No.17460048]

>>17459932
cookie dough
I like watching the four-man bobsled sport in the olympics cause the guys have nice legs and butts.

[Anonymous No.17460051]

>>17459932
I like very long and stiff chocolate ice cream cones

[Anonymous No.17460058]

>>17460040
>melatonin
Yes, it works. As does chamomile and passionflower. I never have sex dreams, but the mental experience of being forced and gangraped seems to be the only thing that keeps numbers and my to-do list from running through my head. Helps me get to sleep. Really wish a bunch of guys would rape me. Probably not healthy.

[Anonymous No.17460083]

>>17460040
It's licorice and orange flavor or something like that.

[Anonymous No.17460124]

>>17460048
y-you meant w-w-women, right anon?

[Anonymous No.17460133]

>>17459932
Chocolate frozen custard made from yolks that specifically come from my pet duck.

I killed and ate my pet ducks uncles.

[Anonymous No.17460136]

>>17460133
I also fed her uncles to my pet mouse in the form of broth

[Anonymous No.17460137]

>>17459932
I like regular chocolate ice cream. Plain and simple.
Sometimes as a past time activity I search through Instagram and DM random people and ask them to send a specific pic of them to me for my weird fetish. A fair amount of them do it, and no they don't know I fap to it. Not particularly proud of it...
OP, have you been diagnosed with psychopathy?
>>17459950
Sounds disgusting.
>>17459963
Doesn't everyone?
>>17460032
Coffee ice cream is definitely the flavor a narcissist would like.

[Anonymous No.17460149]

Butter Pecan and I hate how this place is my closest thing to a social life.

[Anonymous No.17460153]

>>17460149
it will get better

[Anonymous No.17460160]

>>17459932
timothy McVeigh's last meal was mint chocolate chip. Also I'm pretty sure he fucked a dog.

>>17459950
invest in lube

>>17459963
Degenerate

>>17459980
deeply closeted gay man

>>17460000
wasted digits. you rly are trash

>>17460021
ew

>>17460048
lightly closeted gay man

>>17460133
based duck keeping autist

>>17460149
Butter pecan is based

>>17460153
it will only get worse

[Anonymous No.17460167]

>>17459932
I too enjoy mint chocolate chip. My cubmaster/scoutmaster, best friends dad and my middle school through high school soccer coach are all convicted pedophiles. I spent a lot of time alone or with just another boy or two with these men over the years. I guess I was the ugly one.

[Anonymous No.17460174]

For me it's pistachio

[Anonymous No.17460180]

>>17460149
You're not alone

[Anonymous No.17460194]

>>17459932
lemon
I'm into tomboys.

[Anonymous No.17460195]

>Vanilla
>when I was 7 I tried to rape my neighbor’s car but the sexy little minx outran me

[Anonymous No.17460204]

>>17459932
Blue Bell Banana Pudding ice cream is something I will fight to the death to obtain.

Don't care what you say might be better, this is my waifu, I will fight for her.

[Anonymous No.17460219]

>>17460195
>car

[Anonymous No.17460224]

>>17460204
What's something very personal about yourself?

[Anonymous No.17460231]

>>17460224
liking banana pudding ice cream was enough for me

[Anonymous No.17460246]

I love caramel ice cream and I accidentally killed my roommate's pet bird.

[Anonymous No.17460249]

>>17460137
u have to say the fetish now

[Anonymous No.17460259]

Good thread op

Homestyle Vanilla Blue Bell ice cream
For years I have wanted a daddy to regress me to a baby and raise me to be a functional adult
>daddy issues

[Anonymous No.17460261]

>>17460249
I like when people with long hair put all their hair in front of their face. It's so weird but it gives me the biggest boner. I'm not the only one into this, oddly enough.

[Anonymous No.17460278]

Run raisin

[Anonymous No.17460285]

>>17459932
Coffee ice cream
I have incredible jealousy issues to the point where I can't maintain a relationship with a single human being.
Judge not lest ye be judged.

[Anonymous No.17460297]

>>17459932
Spumoni
I'm a homosexual fascist

[Anonymous No.17460315]

>Any kind of flavor that has blueberry in it
>I'm scared of women

[Anonymous No.17460321]

Chestnut
I'm into bondage

[Anonymous No.17460337]

>>17460018
>Not that, but I did have an image of myself as my phone background for a while
That's not any better.
>>17460048
I'm an assman myself. I respect it.
>>17460051
I bet you do, bud.
>>17460133
>>17460136
Such is the circle of life.
>>17460149
Might as well enjoy this sad existence.
>>17460167
You sound like you're a tick away from suicide. Welcome to the family, son.
>>17460174
Why?
>>17460194
Have you considered traps?
>>17460195
>car
>>17460204
Sounds fucking delicous.
>>17460246
I hope it was an annoying bird.
>>17460259
Invest in adult sized diapers.
>>17460278
>raisins
You are the problem of this godforsaken country.
>>17460285
Get over yourself.
>>17460297
Meh. I've met worse.
>>17460315
Blueberry is top tier. Any trauma with that fear? Do tell.
>>17460321
You fell off of a swing and liked the pain as a kid, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.17460343]

>>17459932
Mint chocolate chip, and almost all of my IRL interactions including with family are just me going through the motions because I need their financial support, but I don't really like them.

[Anonymous No.17460344]

>>17460337
>Blueberry is top tier. Any trauma with that fear? Do tell.
I'm an incel so every waking moment is traumatic

[Anonymous No.17460351]

>>17460343
What a life

[Anonymous No.17460361]

>>17460351
I hate it and I'm so tired only options trading can save me so I can be a real human bean one day

[Anonymous No.17460379]

>>17460361
Good luck maybe I can be a real bean too

[Anonymous No.17460380]

>>17460361
I'm the exact same way. I just hope that I can leave this place once I am ready without causing too much trouble. I just don't feel personal connections with anyone at all and am more attached to objects. I probably have a personality disorder or something like schizoid but have never been diagnosed and I don't trust (((doctors))) anyways.

[Anonymous No.17460383]

>>17460343
Whatever gets you by.

[Anonymous No.17460384]

>>17460379
Thanks anon, ganbatte
>>17460380
I have online friends I've known for years and I'm not going thru the motions with them like with IRL's so its just my IRL situation.

[Anonymous No.17460385]

>stracciatella
>i’ve been sexually attracted to horses and horse shit since I was five

[Anonymous No.17460389]

>>17460385
>horse shit
Do you mean literally like doodoo feces or what

[Anonymous No.17460391]

>>17460174
based and 'stachio pilled

[Anonymous No.17460392]

>>17459932
Green tea
Given the choice, I'd rather be gently held and soothed by a woman instead of having sex. I have a special 9mm round that I polished up for my eventual suicide, and it lives in a little glass case on a shelf, always visible, as a reminder.

[Anonymous No.17460401]

Neapolitan ice cream.

I rewatch hype dbz scenes all the time to get motivated to workout. I'm 31.

[Anonymous No.17460403]

>>17460380
I think I'm schizoid too. What's your experience like? Got a job?

[Anonymous No.17460405]

>>17460392
Is it at least something cool like a black talon or is it just some boring ball ammo?
If you're going to be a theatrical faggot, you may as well go all out.

[Anonymous No.17460406]

>>17460389
Yes, Preferably from draft horses

[Anonymous No.17460407]

>>17460392
>9mm
YIKES
Enjoy your final years living as a vegetable

[Anonymous No.17460429]

>>17459932
Butter pecan. I'm trans and I'm also incredibly insecure over my sexuality and being called gay because I don't want to be seen as a straight woman larping.

[Anonymous No.17460432]

>>17460403
I've never had sex

[Anonymous No.17460437]

>>17460405
Speer Gold Dot
>>17460407
It's a +P hollow point.

[Anonymous No.17460438]

>>17460432
Well that's sort of a given

[Anonymous No.17460442]

>>17459932
>favorite ice cream

pic related

i've never fapped to vanilla or porn where straight up benis in bagina

>>17460261
how boring

>>17460429
>I'm trans and I'm also incredibly insecure over my sexuality
>but i repeat myself

[Anonymous No.17460444]

>>17460429
Good flavor so I'll reply.
If you're a woman, congrats, you're already living on easy mode, so don't fuck it up with surgery and hormones. You think it's hard now but you have no idea.
If you're a man, you'll never pass as a woman. Live life on hard mode and deal with it. Wanting to become a woman is essentially mocking the idea of womanhood by thinking you can wear a dress and be one of them.

[Anonymous No.17460446]

>>17460429
FtM trannies are worse than MtF ones. They combine the worst aspects of women and the worst aspects of soyboys, while not fully being either.

[Anonymous No.17460449]

>>17460442
>how boring
At least it's not whatever horrid thing you're probably into

[Anonymous No.17460454]

>Banana Fosters
>Seeing women sob knowing I caused it is something I find incredibly erotic

>>17460429
Butter pecan is shit.

>>17460401
That's three flavors, also what DBZ scenes?

>>17460392
Honestly I don't care for green tea ice cream.

[Anonymous No.17460458]

>>17460446
>FtM trannies are worse than MtF ones.

what you mean by worse? i think they're brave stupid bastards for getting easy mode and then switching it up to halo 2 legendary difficulty especially if they're moderately attractive. im loathe to use /pol/ terms but they swallow the most bitter of blackpills.

>>17460449
>At least it's not whatever horrid thing you're probably into

i've also never fapped to hardcore stuff. just 10 years of softcore when i started at 18.

[Anonymous No.17460467]

>>17460442
>>I'm trans and I'm also incredibly insecure over my sexuality
>>but i repeat myself
???
What the fuck are you trying to say retard?
>>17460444
>If you're a woman, congrats, you're already living on easy mode, so don't fuck it up with surgery and hormones. You think it's hard now but you have no idea.
My life isn't easy mode, I live on a fucking reserve and I'm poor as shit and I have no clean water. My entire family except my parents are no good drug addicts and 2 of my cousins died of overdoses last week.
My life is definitely not easy mode. I'm not transitioning for status points, and I think that's what you people don't get. I'm transitioning because I have a disorder, I'm already a very manly person and while I'm pre everything atm I've already been so much happier presenting as a guy then I ever have as a girl. I unironically feel like a lot of the hatred I had for my life be gone once I accepted myself. Just feeling more comfortable with myself and knowing who I am has given me such a positive outlook on my life and made me realize I am better than my shitty upbringing.
I feel like I'm finally going to be able to live and that my teenage years were not a waste.
I dont plan to change your mind, because I know majority of trans people especially the ones you see are annoying as fuck and conflate dysphoria with body dysmorphia. You can hate the ugly mtfs and ftms too, because I do as well. But just know I just want to live my life and be quiet and live on my own farm with a nice wife, I dont ever want to be open about my transition once I really pass.
Idk autism I guess its 4 am
>>17460446
Not really a soyboy, nor do I want to aim to look like one.
>>17460454
Must've never had good butter pecan then, it tastes heavenly

[Anonymous No.17460477]

>>17460467
>with a nice wife
lul good one

[Anonymous No.17460479]

>>17460261
>I like when people with long hair put all their hair in front of their face.

so what this gets you hard?

>>17460385
based live free dont end up like equus

[Anonymous No.17460483]

>>17460479
Unfortunately yeah haha

[Anonymous No.17460485]

>>17460483

jesus christ lmao this is almost like tilefucker

sorry mang at least you got good taste in ice cream

[Anonymous No.17460486]

>>17459932
ice cream is for women, children and faggots

[Anonymous No.17460489]

Mint chocolate chip. My dad once stood over top of me when I was a younger and screamed that he was going to divorce my mom because I was doing poorly in school.

[Anonymous No.17460490]

>>17460485
I don't think its comparable since tiles are inanimate. You know there's an archive of this board, btw?

[Anonymous No.17460494]

>>17460477
>lul good one
Yea with a lack of cock I'm pretty much never getting the wife of my dreams. SRS even the good results don't interest me because they look uncanny with the colour differences and sack looking jank.

The fact I'll never be able to get my wife or any girl pregnant, much less ejaculate makes me really depressed. I envy you guys.
I have the height(5,11) and good facial features but that only means so much when girls want real dick.
Anyways I'm going to bed don't respond anymore

[Anonymous No.17460502]

>>17460489
>mint choco

i want to like this but it's like eating toothpaste for me. also why were you doing so shit in school?

>>17460490
>I don't think its comparable since tiles are inanimate.

in terms of obscurity and being based on everyday things, it makes me think of tilefucker.

>You know there's an archive of this board, btw?

no need for my uggo twink face to shit up a perfectly nice notofftopic thread any longer than necessary.

[Anonymous No.17460515]

>>17459932
Stracciatella
I took a year off from work to “focus on my studies” but actually I gave up on life and just want to have one year of low stress before I kill myself in december

[Anonymous No.17460528]

>>17460406
>Yes, Preferably from draft horses

holy shit lol

do you frequent /an/ by chance

[Anonymous No.17460529]

>>17460515
So how we goin' out? Bullet to the head? Noose? Jump off a building and splat?

[Anonymous No.17460535]

I’ve gone through phases but right now it’s vanilla. Something weird is that I’m 34 and childless so I’ve been trying to impregnate and trap an 18-22 year old girl for the past year. Came in a few chicks without birth control but it never happened. Currently working on a 20 year old qt with daddy issues that just got out of a 5 year relsitonship. Like idc I just want a healthy child before I die. I’m not impregnating some hag my age who has ridden the cock carousel for two decades in the name of her career.

[Anonymous No.17460538]

>>17459932
Low carb keto ice cream, either mint chocolate chip or ice cream cake flavored (it's not that birthday flavored shit all the companies have been pushing, it's vanilla and chocolate swirl with tiny pieces of almond, chocolate shavings, and cake bits mixed in).
I realize that white people are responsible for the creation of slavery and war, and until the last white person dies this world will forever be a dystopia. And no I'm not a self hating white, race traitors are pathetic.

>>17460051
You have a terrible sense of cone to ice cream ratios.

>>17460149
Take up tabletop gaming, card gaming, join a photography club, book club, hiking club, hell you could even join a church if you're really desperate. There's options for building a social life out there.

>>17460401
You DO only eat the chocolate and throw the other two flavors into the trash, right anon?

[Anonymous No.17460541]

>>17460535
Oh btw by trap I just mean impregnate. I’m telling them within hours of meeting that I want to put a baby in them. It just for whatever reason didn’t work the first couple times.

[Anonymous No.17460543]

>>17460502
>why were you doing so shit in school?
I didn't have the self-discipline to study or do homework, that's really all it came down to. When I worked with tutors or had someone there to actively push me I'd do pretty decently, but a lot of school is learning to how to do the motivating by yourself, and for some reason I just had trouble with that.

[Anonymous No.17460544]

>>17460515
>just want to have one year of low stress before I kill myself in december

why not stick around to see the end of the world anon

>>17460149

99% of people are two-faced shitters. at least here we can tolerate each other with memes.

[Anonymous No.17460547]

>>17460538
You’re quite possibly the biggest faggot on /ck/

[Anonymous No.17460555]

>>17460547
I wouldn't be three-hundred and forty pounds if it wasn't for white people adding corn syrup to everything. Also I'm sure there's larger people on this board.

[Anonymous No.17460569]

>>17460535

>vanilla
>impregnation
>taking responsibility

based

[Anonymous No.17460574]

>>17460538
>I realize that white people are responsible for the creation of slavery and war, and until the last white person dies this world will forever be a dystopia. And no I'm not a self hating white, race traitors are pathetic.
In the off-chance that you're being serious, I'd like to know a few things. What's your race/ethnicity? How'd you come to feel so strongly about white people? Did someone hurt you? Why do you use a website where at least 60% (probably more but theres a lot of mexicans and south americans here so it throws my numbers off) of people are white?

[Anonymous No.17460585]

>>17460555
>I wouldn't be three-hundred and forty pounds if it wasn't for white people adding corn syrup to everything

[Anonymous No.17460590]

>>17460555
Bro I’m still in the normal bmi range and I suck down more soda and energy drinks than actual food. You’re just a fat ass. Like when you go to get fast food, and it’s you’re third meal of the day. You order a triple burger with large fries and a large shake. You never stop and think to yourself that might be excessive? No it’s
Just the white mans corn syrup.

[Anonymous No.17460593]

>>17459932
Vanilla icecream. In the tune of killing innocent animals, I shot four birds as a kid with a pellet gun and beat up one's corpse with a trowel. I still regret it to this day.

[Anonymous No.17460594]

>>17460585
>neonazis: DA JOOOOOOZ IS DA REASON IM AN INCEL
>antiwhite crt fanatics: DA WHITE MAN IS DA REASON IM A FAT USELESS WELFARE LOVING PIECE OF GARBAGE
See the similarities?

[Anonymous No.17460597]

>>17460574
He knows too much about diet ice cream to be trolling.. like most people who aren’t obese just don’t eat ice cream if they’re on a diet. Probably a nig.

[Anonymous No.17460603]

>>17460593
Why would you feel bad about shooting birds that’s just boys bein boys. Don’t be a sissy. Shits better than something else eating them alive.

[Anonymous No.17460604]

>>17460594

i'd appreciate if you could stop shitting up the b
least shit /ck/ thread with your /pol/ shit thanks

[Anonymous No.17460610]

Blue moon and I'm in love with my bf of a decade's best friend

[Anonymous No.17460611]

>>17460603
Nah that's not the part I feel bad about. I feel bad about not using their corpses properly in any meaningful way

[Anonymous No.17460612]

>>17460594
I dont have any problem having sex. I blame the Jews for intentionally corrupting our world and genociding white Christians.

[Anonymous No.17460613]

>>17460604
You gave an incendiary, stupid, bigoted opinion and I made fun of it. Suck it.

[Anonymous No.17460614]

>>17460611
You proved your dominance and honed your killing / survival skills. That was meaningful enough. Not everything you kill needs to be eaten.

[Anonymous No.17460616]

>>17460614
That's fair - I hadn't thought about it in that perspective. Thanks, anon

[Anonymous No.17460617]

>>17460616
Although smashing it with a shovel afterward was a bit psycho.

[Anonymous No.17460618]

>>17460616
Honestly most men lack empathy and are cruel to animals in some way or another you might as well confess to jacking off

[Anonymous No.17460619]

>>17460613

what the fuck are you on about im just the anon laughing at the fat faggot with no self control, this is me >>17460585

literally unironically take your meds schizo

[Anonymous No.17460621]

>>17460616
Anon... anon.... remember, you did this to me....

[Anonymous No.17460622]

>>17460617
.. yeah that too. Not too proud of that

[Anonymous No.17460623]

>>17460621
OH FUCK YOU dont do that to me man

[Anonymous No.17460624]

>>17460618
It’s true. I got so mad at an ant infestation in my kitchen one time that I started using a pair of diagonal cutters to individually decapitate them. Idk what makes a piece of shit bird any more sentient than an ant anyway.

[Anonymous No.17460628]

>>17460624
I did the same shit including the bird stuff. I used to capture black carpenter ants in jars and drop them onto large red ant hills to watch the fight.

[Anonymous No.17460631]

>>17460624
Hey I used to decapitate ants too when they were all in my bathroom. I used scissors, they're much more precise. My brother has an affinity for getting revenge in invading bugs as well. He put a cockroach in a skillet and sautéed it as punishment.

[Anonymous No.17460632]

>>17460631
I found that decapitating ants was way easier with tweezers or the tiny knives that came on some swiss army knives

[Anonymous No.17460635]

>>17460628
I was never psycho enough to try to cause ant fights but who hasn’t killed thousands of insects in their life. Whether poisoning, vacuuming, blunt force. You eat dead animals every day. It’s just what we do.

[Anonymous No.17460638]

>>17460635
True enough.

[Anonymous No.17460639]

>>17460632
Hmm, nice. Ants can be allies sometimes, though. As a kid me and my brother saw a honeybee getting attacked by a wasp so we took the wasp and put it in ant pile. Watching them slowly carrying it away into a big hole we put in the pile was pretty epic. Reminds me of some sort of sacrifice at an Aztec temple, or the scene from the shitty Indiana Jones movie with those huge ants.

[Anonymous No.17460644]

>>17460639
Yeah I fed that red anthill a lot of bugs in the past. I never really hated them I think I was just interested in the point to see how they worked in the inside / outside, idk. Wasps are fucking douches though, I've never felt any sort of sympathy for them

[Anonymous No.17460651]

>>17460644
Yeah wasps can suck eggs for sure. I was attacked by a red ant hill I accidentally sat on as a kid so they can suck eggs too. Can’t stand wasps tho. Brake cleaner and fire for those fuckers.

[Anonymous No.17460655]

>>17460651
I had the fortune of being able to avoid wasps and bees for all of my childhood. I'm 24 now and still haven't been stung by a single wasp but I hate them all the same.

[Anonymous No.17460661]

>>17460623
It's was years ago anon, that bird would have died anyways by now, so there's no net loss of life. The bird just went to birdy heaven a little early.

[Anonymous No.17460665]

Lemon
I hope everyday that my roommate kill his self. It was a really good friend of mine since highschool before

[Anonymous No.17460666]

>>17460655
The one that sent me to the hospital was a giant wasp in Florida that stung me in the ear. And the only thing I did was open the trunk of my car. Felt like someone was stabbing my ear for 3 days straight.

[Anonymous No.17460670]

>>17460661
Those birds probably needlessly killed numerous worms and didn't eat them, they had it coming and now they're in birdie hell. Due to the karmic cycle though our friend anon is going to meet a similar end of getting killed and going to hell. Ah well. Should have just waited for a random cat to kill those birds instead!

[Anonymous No.17460684]

>>17459932
salted caramel and ive sucked like two dicks

[Anonymous No.17460721]

Watermelon
I told a bunch of gypsies that I would rather kill myself than look at them and almost got my ass kicked. I was 8.
30

[Anonymous No.17460735]

>>17459932

>Coffee
>I am a 30yr old permavirgin despite being financially successful, in great shape and not ugly.

[Anonymous No.17460742]

>>17459932
Vanilla
I don't sleep at night to numb my feelings of dread during the day

[Anonymous No.17460748]

>>17459932
Pandan and coconut ice cream.
I cheated on my girlfriend (with her housemate) once.
27

[Anonymous No.17460751]

Black raspberry

I definitely should have been arrested for a DUI while causing a car accident. But I walked away with a new car and a $300 fine. Luckily nobody died or was seriously injured.

[Anonymous No.17460755]

>>17459932
>I accidentally
>golf club
Story time!

[Anonymous No.17460796]

>>17459932
Bubblegum ice cream, blue.

I have been raped by a female pedophile at the age of 11 and spent my live crafting a "naive femboy" persona to find more.

[Anonymous No.17460800]

>>17460755
Where is the story...?

[Anonymous No.17460817]

Lemon sorbet

Grew up with an abusive uncle who threw violent fits aimed at my mom and grandparents when he didn't get his way. He is a pretty big guy so I was scared shitless every time he started throwing plates and breaking furniture.

[Anonymous No.17460835]

>>17460817
For you

[Anonymous No.17460881]

>>17459932
Mint chocolate chip, substance abuse is the only way I tend to relax

[Anonymous No.17460917]

>>17460515
Please don't do that anon.
Try to look for things that are good to you in life.

[Anonymous No.17461265]

>>17460467
So, wait, you're a FtM trans Indian whose favorite flavor is butter fucking pecan?

Jesus Christ, there was a lottery sometime, somewhere, and of all the people who lost, you lost the hardest.

[Anonymous No.17461283]

>>17460639
Once fed an orb weaver until it became gigantic, eventually it became scared of food and ran away forever after being overfed.

[Anonymous No.17461305]

>>17459932
Caramel, and I've ejaculated hands-free on several occasions by deep-throating a banana.

[Anonymous No.17461313]

My favorite kind of ice cream is rum raisin and I have a fetish for women exploding.

[Anonymous No.17461322]

>>17460195
Based tailpipe connoisseur.

[Anonymous No.17461335]

coconut
abused my first gf and ruined her teenage years

[Anonymous No.17461353]

>>17461283
You gave a spider an eating disorder...

[Anonymous No.17461410]

>>17459932
Blue Sky, i watch shemale porn sometimes...i hate, but is hot... but i hated.
God forgive me...please.

[Anonymous No.17461441]

Sweet Cream
I roleplay as shotas on f-list and strictly do scenes where I impregnate milfs and futa-milfs (no vagina, no scene)

[Anonymous No.17461493]

I like Mint Chip specifically the Homemade brand

I have never masturbated before, and its gotten to a point where I don't even think I could bring myself to do it even if i wanted to.

[Anonymous No.17461508]

>>17461493
Are you a virgin too, or have you just never abused yourself? I am amazed as I have compulsively abused myself since my teens or I go insane with anxiety.

[Anonymous No.17461531]

>>17460467
trans or not, you should probably seek therapy. the part about your whole family being drug addicts & dying of overdose, growing up in poverty, etc. is a pretty serious trauma narrative.

[Anonymous No.17461533]

>>17461508
I'm am also a virgin, yeah

[Anonymous No.17461548]

>>17459932
My favorite is peanut butter fudge and my wife’s is real banana (with chocolate). I’m into traps and femboys and she’s a ragging bisexual

[Anonymous No.17461560]

>>17459932
Mint chocolate chip as well.
I've been planning to kidnap and rape maybe torture the woman who cheated on me for 3 years now. After it's done i'll kill myself.

[Anonymous No.17461575]

I realize I may have come on strong with that bit about the dog and a golf club, but I think this thread has gotten out of hand with the confessions.
You all need therapy. And maybe jail time.

[Anonymous No.17461581]

Blue Bell cookies and cream.
I was sexually abused by my older brother for about two years while in middle school

[Anonymous No.17461582]

>>17461560
Livestream both events
>>17461575
The shrinks will never get me

[Anonymous No.17461607]

>>17459932
Americone Dream. I love the mix of caramel and crunchy chocolate covered cone.
Every month on go onto /gif/ and post thousands of blacked, femboi, and unfunny YLYL webms. I just loath this site with such a passion, filled with biggots and hate mongers, someone has to educate you neanderthals.

[Anonymous No.17461643]

>>17461607
>ben & jerry’s
you’re a gigantic flaming faggot

[Anonymous No.17461658]

>>17461533
damn bro, rip your prostate.

[Anonymous No.17461659]

Chocolate peanut butter
I'm outwardly normal but I have long had a very intense dragon/furry vore fetish and have tried taking up drawing it but am terrible at drawing and feel extremely self conscious over it even among other online freaks but I keep doing it anyway and it's led to a constant spiral of inspiration followed by intense depression

[Anonymous No.17461665]

>>17459932
>Russian vanilla ice cream OR mint chocochip
>I almost got raped by my friends but started rampage beating everyone and saved dignity

[Anonymous No.17461672]

>>17459932
Mango
My dick isn't small, but the thought of having a huge schlong turns me the fuck on

[Anonymous No.17461684]

>>17461665
>Russian vanilla ice cream

sounds good post recipe you use?

[Anonymous No.17461724]

mint chocolate chip
i once beat the shit out of a random homeless guy at night because i was mad about my girlfriend cheating on me

[Anonymous No.17461749]

>>17461607
hey Stephen. Love the new show format

[Anonymous No.17461769]

>>17461684
>live in Russia
>go to any grocery store
>buy an ice cream called "plombir" from any respectable brand (my favorite is "golden standard")
>enjoy

[Anonymous No.17461802]

>strawberry
>I tried to rape a cat when I was 7

[Anonymous No.17461817]

>>17461575
what site did you think you were on? like people are gonna be like 'i stole a chocolate from my auntie mabel when i was 5' lol. anyway you can't unring a bell, now give us the dog story faggot

[Anonymous No.17461824]

>>17460021
>cross-dressing site
And what is this site called?

[Anonymous No.17461869]

>>17460458
>what you mean by worse?
FtMs pretend they're "men" when convenient and pretend they're women when it isn't. You can't hit FtM trannies when they talk shit, because every simp retard is going to label you as a "woman beater" despite the fact that this sort of white knight behavior is inherently transphobic. But FtM trannies don't care, because they are snakes who want to have their cake and eat it too.

[Anonymous No.17461872]

>>17459932
A lot of ice cream tastes the same to me because I'm sensitive to cold. I recently tried Ben and Jerry's The Tonight Dough and it was good.

I deeply fear that I will die alone. I'm terrified of spending the last 20-30 years of my life by myself. This causes me almost daily anxiety and fear, even though I'm in my 20s.

[Anonymous No.17461876]

>>17460467
>Not really a soyboy, nor do I want to aim to look like one.
lol

[Anonymous No.17461879]

>favorite ice cream
Baskin robins reeses peanut butter from 30 years ago. They changed the recipe decades ago it doesn't taste the same now.
>personal
I weigh almost 500lbs, I have been fat since I was a kid and after my wife cheated on me I gave up and have been eating myself to death ever since. I stopped being able to work 4 years ago and don't expect to live to see 45.

[Anonymous No.17461899]

>>17459932
>Butter Pecan
I desperately crave love but push everyone away from me.

[Anonymous No.17461911]

>>17461876
ellen was so cute, then she cut her tits off to larp as a boy. peak clownworld. anyway strawberry and i once bust a nut in my mom's facecream

[Anonymous No.17461921]

Coconut, I like 2d straight feral

>>17460136
>>17460133
very based anon

[Anonymous No.17461922]

My favourite ice cream flavour is chocolate chip mint.
I'm the Emperor of Earth.

[Anonymous No.17461935]

>>17459932
Chocolate Chip.
I've had sex with several underage children.
I'm also the president of the United Sta

[Anonymous No.17461964]

>>17459932
cookie dough
there has been a murder-suicide in my family

[Anonymous No.17461986]

>>17459932
I hate ice cream.
I'm stuck on disability cause I have a genetic disorder that causes me constant pain.

[Anonymous No.17462028]

>>17461921
Possibly a furry, definitely a zoophile

[Anonymous No.17462110]

>>17461986
did you ever think the two may be connected?

[Anonymous No.17462125]

>>17462110
No. I just can't make proper collagen. Nothing to do with dairy

[Anonymous No.17462196]

>>17460204
I'll always associate this brand with nigger spit

[Anonymous No.17462208]

>>17459932
>You reveal something very personal about you
Nice try, CIA.

[Anonymous No.17462255]

I like all green ice cream. Mint chip, pistachio, green tea etc.

Also i judge people incredibly harshly depending on their eating habits. I dont care what you do for a living, how much money you make, or your race or sex. I really dont care. But if you eat fast food daily, by pre-packaged foods sitting in plastic, eat chips and candy, and junk regularly i look down on you. Its disgusting; your bad eating habits show unintelligence and lack of care for yourself. And i want nothing to do with you, or even have you near me.

[Anonymous No.17462262]

>>17460194
>>17460337
>Have you considered traps?
no anon, I dont like cocks
I still feel attracted to normal girls, ist just that the ideal women for me would be the stereotypical tomboy.

[Anonymous No.17462282]

>>17462255
No one ever cared about me so why should I care about myself? I am intelligent but I just don't care, the world is fucked and so am I so I might as well enjoy a cheeseburger to spike my dopamine levels for a while.

[Anonymous No.17462283]

>>17460008
it's the best position, tbdesu

[Anonymous No.17462300]

>>17459932
Vanilla
I masturbate to ntr

[Anonymous No.17462318]

>>17459932
>rum raisin
>I fucked 5 different guys in the span of 10 days when I moved to my new apartment.

[Anonymous No.17462388]

>>17461769
>live in Russia

not for all the slavic qts and vodka in the world.

are we not talking about pic related?

[Anonymous No.17462528]

>>17462282
I didnt mean it as a personal slight anon. Its just how i think in my head without telling anyone. And you should love yourself, we all only have one life and one body. And you owe it to yourself to be the best version of yourself that you can

[Anonymous No.17462541]

>>17462282
I care about you.

[Anonymous No.17462630]

>>17461986
Does your genetic disorder cause retardation and faggotry? Cause that would explain why you hate ice cream.

[Anonymous No.17462644]

>>17459932
I love coffee ice cream. The first and only woman I've had sex with was in a brothel in Nevada for $200

[Anonymous No.17462709]

>>17461921
I like cookies and cream, if you get what I mean...
I also like feral

[Anonymous No.17462730]

Rum Raisin
I feel like of all my friends in my group, I'm the one that's using people the most, while simultaneously the most outspoken against using other people.

>>17461441
based

[Anonymous No.17462778]

>>17459932
Phish food
Once punched a woman in the face 3x when blackout drunk. Got my ass kicked by about 10 people at the bar.

[Anonymous No.17462791]

Mint chip.

If I were single and given the opportunity, I would probably fuck a very feminine trap

[Anonymous No.17462841]

Marron glacé.

[Anonymous No.17462893]

>>17459932
>ctrl + f 'cinnamon'
>no match

Wow am I really the only one?

[Anonymous No.17462903]

>>17462644
i was gonna say 'is that you russell?' but the thought of russell greer eating ice cream is more than i can fucking bear right now

[Anonymous No.17462935]

>>17459932
Pistachio Gelato.
I am terrified of being away from home and can't reveal this to anyone because I can't expect everyone to go out to every place I need for me. If I had it my way I'd live in my own home and just not leave

[Anonymous No.17463048]

>>17459932
Strawberry cheesecake but it has to have a thick graham cracker vein running through it. I spend the vast majority of my time daydreaming and have ever since I can remember. It doesn't get in the way of me doing things I need to do but it isn't something I can stop either. Probably because I've been doing it so long. I've never told anyone.

[Anonymous No.17463054]

>>17460535
my man

[Anonymous No.17463063]

>>17462125
how do you know? maybe you should just get some ice cream, see what happens

[Anonymous No.17463071]

>Vanilla
>I convinced my sister to abort her child because it was out of wedlock and she got knocked up by some random "rapper" piece of shit loser in cali and had absolutely no way of raising a kid
>no one in the family wants to say it out loud but the child being biracial definitely was on everyone mind

I stand by my decision. Dude did up and cheat on her not 2 months later and she ended up an alcoholic mess that can't hold down a job more then a few months at a time.

[Anonymous No.17463146]

>>17459932
Chocolate and the soursop sorbet I had once when I was in Mexico
Recently, I dropped out of college at the very end of the first semester of my second year, went to back home for “winter break” but still came back to the college town. My family has no idea I live in a motel. I don’t know whether to go back home and face the music or find a job here and pretend I’m still in school until this year ends. I hate myself for lying to my family that I’m in school/doing homework everyday. I feel like a fucking failure.

[Anonymous No.17463170]

>>17461817
It was a 9 iron right into his skull. I was just whipping it at a flat basketball in my friend's backyard. The dog being curious came up to sniff at the ball and I didn't see him in time to stop my swing. They had to put him down a week later because he was suffering. Haven't been back at that friend's house since out of guilt.

[Anonymous No.17463189]

>>17459932
>birthday cake
I like to trap birds for funsies. I like to manipulate women

[Anonymous No.17463191]

>>17463146
Money will run out eventually anon. Face the music, explain your choice, find a job/make plans to go back next fall.

[Anonymous No.17463231]

>>17463191
Thanks for the response. I’ll be honest, I barely went to class and flat out stopped doing any assignments as the semester went on, and I knew I was going to get kicked out because my first year was a flat out disaster too. I took myself out because to me that was preferable to being kicked out by the school. I don’t think I am going back to school, at least not for a while. I have more money than most kids my age and am debt free, but currently have no job. I’m afraid of facing the consequences, and it doesn’t help that I was a first-generational student too.

[Anonymous No.17463242]

>>17460610
hello my blue moon brethren

[Anonymous No.17463246]

>>17459961
By whom? What metrics lead you to this conclusion?

Seems more like YOU dont like cookies and cream and believe others should also.

[Anonymous No.17463252]

>>17460124
Why type a stutter??

[Anonymous No.17463253]

>>17463242
what does it taste like?

[Anonymous No.17463258]

>>17463170
that sucks OP but let go of the guilt, shit happens and you obviously didn't intend it. i accidentally kicked my cat in the ribs when i was a kid, was chasing a friend around the house and she (the cat) got spooked, just ran straight in front of me mid-stride and i couldn't avoid her. she was ok eventually but she was in pain for weeks and wouldn't come near me because she was scared, i felt awful. loved that cat.

[Anonymous No.17463272]

>>17463253
Very sweet almost raspberry flavor. Not completely sure how to describe it.

[Anonymous No.17463285]

My favorite flavor is pralines and cream, but there are like 10 runner ups

I act and look like a normal dude but really I want nothing more than to be some cute fem faggot. I really like cute things, I like baking, I want to dress like a twink, I daydream about having a boyfriend, etc. but that will never happen. I tried shaving my thighs (so I can still wear shorts) as I won’t be seeing my family for like 2 weeks, but that was a mistake. It took forever and left this rough stubble. I was hoping it’d be smoother.

I don’t think anyone knows, as I act very masculine, but I’m starting to think my mom suspects something. Pretty sure she’s just worried that I don’t have a girlfriend yet. I don’t have much of a social life.

>>17462300
Average japanese man

>>17462644
Coffee icecream is good, sucks about the prostitute though.

>>17462730
Why’d you do it?

>>17462791
Based

>>17462841
wtf that sounds amazing

>>17462935
I feel similarly, anon. I feel comfortable at home in my room, and going outside can make me a bit anxious/self conscious.

>>17463048
What are your favorite daydreams to come back to?

>>17463071
Probably the right thing, but that sucks that it had to happen

>>17463189
Torturing small animals is not a good sign

[Anonymous No.17463288]

I like vanilla ice cream w/ a peanut butter, raspberry topping. I also put crushed salt & vinegar chips on top.
for some reason my best friend right now is a girl
and I've eaten her ass out twice since valentine's day. desu, I don't want to proofread further

[Anonymous No.17463324]

>salted caramel
my family consists of bright intellectuals and morally wise people according to teachers, relatives, family friends etc. however, all of them are flawed psychologically in some way with glaring imperfections that makes it enough to despise them as a person and I just want to excommunicate them all and move away despite not being abused or anything. I can't get over this feeling because every single one is so prideful while I just need a new start with new people

>>17463071
at least you chose a lesser evil.
>>17462935
me too. I feel undesirable as a friend because I genuinely have no interest to go anywhere.
>>17462255
I really only feel this way about people who eat out a lot, also pre-made foods that are really simple dishes, like mashed potatoes or something.
>>17463285
get a vr set or something

[Anonymous No.17463336]

>>17459932
Vanilla with louisiana style hot sauce on it

[Anonymous No.17463340]

>>17459932
rum raisin
only jacks off to anime for a decade

[Anonymous No.17463371]

>>17460721
I literally almost passed out at work from laughing so hard at this. I'm, that's a pretty personal thing and Im part of the shurburt gang.

[Anonymous No.17463378]

>>17459932
>chocolate
>im gay (but in the closet)

[Anonymous No.17463401]

>>17463324
>get a vr set or something
I’ve acted this way so long, I’m not sure if I can even force myself to do anything else. Even if I was initially just pretending to be masculine, it’s been ingrained into my mind. I guess it’s worth a shot, but I always freeze up with anxiety and fear every time I try.

[Anonymous No.17463405]

peppermint stick
i like big fat black girls with big tits

>>17463288
keyed

[Anonymous No.17463413]

>>17463401
I do want a vr set for other reasons though... beat saber was really fun on my friend’s headset

[Anonymous No.17463439]

>>17463401
I have to tell you to just cope because I am exactly the same. there is literally nothing you can do about it except maybe find a normal guy who likes you for you. my only advantage is I'm kinda small and slightly curvy but it's not enough.

[Anonymous No.17463447]

>>17459932
Green tea and im addicted to tranny porn

[Anonymous No.17463456]

>>17459932
Chocolate banana
I spend more time in my daydreams than I do living my actual life. I am also completely and unironically in love with a fictional character

[Anonymous No.17463461]

Tiger tail (Orange and black licorice)

29 year old virgin will def hit wizard status soon, more health problems than i can count, just want to hit the end button

[Anonymous No.17463464]

>>17463456
who is the character?

[Anonymous No.17463480]

>>17460555
fuckyoufatfuck
I suppose the minorities pay for and maintain all those sports fields, gyms, and hikeable landscapes that undermine all the white man's work selling corn syrup
t. ex size 34, now 28

[Anonymous No.17463514]

I'll do over. I enjoy vanilla the most, but it's a close contest with most others. I really like ice cream.
I have a crippling case of self-consienceness from all parts of my body, my mind, behavior, dick and skin especially. Every 30-45 seconds in the day I'm analyzing how I might appear to someone who might even remotely see me. As a result I haven't been my true self in over a decade, haven't had a gf in just as long and I'm almost 27.

[Anonymous No.17463548]

>>17463272
sounds good

[Anonymous No.17463613]

>>17463285
>What are your favorite daydreams to come back to?
I like wholesome, simple things most of the time. I was just making my dinner and while I was doing that, I was daydreaming of a family I made up making dinner together and interacting with each other. I know that sounds pathetic but it's not some made up family that I'm a part of. I don't daydream about myself.

[Anonymous No.17463647]

Stracciatella
I've contributed to the death of a prostitute in SEA

[Anonymous No.17463659]

>>17463480
>size 34, now 28
kinda vague, just give weight. and seems like youre still fat
>>17463613
nothing wrong with that if its not getting i the way or your work or chores, although it sounds like cope from being lonely

[Anonymous No.17463691]

>>17463063
I just don't like how it tastes

[Anonymous No.17463698]

>>17459963
Same except strawberry and only girl farts and my own

[Anonymous No.17463714]

>>17463659
>although it sounds like cope from being lonely
Yeah, pretty sure it is but it makes me happy so I don't mind.

[Anonymous No.17463715]

>>17460467
Lady take it from me, you'd be much happier accepting yourself as the butch lesbian you clearly are instead of taking the T-Train that guarantees you unhappiness for as long as you take it, and well after. Just because you're poor and ugly and have probably been molested doesn't mean you need to nosedive into body mutilation. Do what >>17461531
says, get a therapist. And not one of those retard "gender" therapists either. Get one that will tell you uncomfortable truths about yourself so you can get the fuck over your problems and be happy.

[Anonymous No.17463723]

>>17463613
For me, I dream of being a great warrior, cutting down hordes of enemies before dying 1vs100 in a valiant last stand. Or, maybe I’m a master craftsman, the best in the world. Or, maybe I find love, but tragically die before I can live a happy life with my love. Or, sometimes I like to imagine what I would do if I were suddenly sent back in time. Or maybe what I’d do if I suddenly gained omnipotence.

[Anonymous No.17463752]

>>17463723
Those are fun dreams. It's great to put some music that gets you fired up and have such dreams.

[Anonymous No.17463780]

Black Cherry, especially the kinds with chunks of cherry
One of my testicles is bigger than the other two

[Anonymous No.17463819]

chocolate chip mint
I compulsively search for these threads to see what secrets the other chocomint patricians have.

[Anonymous No.17463831]

Raspberry.
When I was a teen I shared a room with my cousin. Things started getting sexual and we blew each other, I ate out his ass, we watched porn together and we also did some things with the dog. We didn't do anything bad with the dog. We gave it a hand job, blew it, and the other dog we had liked to lick our buttholes and dicks.

[Anonymous No.17463873]

>>17459932
Pistachio ice cream, and everywehre I go I complaint that americans have the shittiest taste on ice creams (from cookie dough to chewing gum)

[Anonymous No.17463930]

chocolate chip mint
I dont seed my torrents

[Anonymous No.17464000]

>>17463831
Bruh

[Anonymous No.17464005]

>>17463831
classic raspberry enjoyer

[Anonymous No.17464007]

>>17463819
mint chocolate chip chad here. I want to fuck my mom, my sister and her best friend

[Anonymous No.17464260]

>favorite ice cream
Mocha, but I also really like cookie dough ice cream
>Personal fact
I love the idea of big cock futa girls, I'd rail one while giving her a handjob. Sometimes I can get off to trans girls and femboys but most of the time neither are big or feminine enough, and anal is a huge turnoff for me cause I got molested as a kid.

[Anonymous No.17464347]

I haven't eaten ice cream since I discovered my lactose intolerance.

But when I did, it was all about Mint n' Chip.

I've never had a gf and don't really want one; nor do I desire a significant other in general. I am neither fat nor unattractive, but I do get schadenfreude when others are attracted to me.

[Anonymous No.17464367]

mint choc chip
Just like you, op, I am an unhinged psychopath. I once called somebody a nigger to their stupid jewish face.
LOCK US UP!

[Anonymous No.17464373]

Vanilla
I ran somebody over in a crosswalk at 3am and didn't look back

[Anonymous No.17464376]

>>17460337
shut the fuck up retard

[Anonymous No.17464381]

>>17459932
Peach
I'm really into boobs, and think everyone should have huge tits.

[Anonymous No.17464679]

>>17459932
>don't like ice cream
>I can only coom to spanking porn

[Anonymous No.17464761]

>>17464000
Checked
>>17464005
Should I be on the lookout for other people ordering raspberry?

[Anonymous No.17464781]

>>17459932
Double fudge
Got an fbi visit when I was 15

[Anonymous No.17465514]

>>17463659
>still fat
185 to 140 through lifting, fasting and sugar/carb control
you can't drag me down to your level fatty
learn to say no to corn syrup instead of blaming the whites

[Anonymous No.17465863]

>>17464781
and just how old are you now??

[Anonymous No.17465876]

>>17465514
i didn't know know what the 34 and 28 meant exactly, i thought you went from like 400 to 360 or something
also im not the racist fatty

[Anonymous No.17465882]

German chocolate cake
I was stealing the salt shakers when I was nude!

[Anonymous No.17465885]

>>17465882
What salt shakers?

[Anonymous No.17465985]

>>17460133
Checked and unfathomable based. How do I get into duck keeping? I tried a duck egg custard once and it was so fucking good. I think I will convince my parents to keep some

[Anonymous No.17466023]

>>17464781
charles?

[Anonymous No.17466093]

>>17459932
Coffee. When I was around 8 I used to trap small living things like frogs in a capsule for days on end to see how long they’d survive, almost like torture/saw trap device. And let them out when I remembered. I sometimes forgot.

[Anonymous No.17466344]

>>17460515
If I can weigh in, it sounds like you're trying to live your life that makes sense to others. Maybe try the opposite? It might work, and yeah, it might not. Got nothing to lose, right? It's worth a shot. Who knows, you might like it and ditch the idea of offing yourself and find a good life that makes sense to you. In the end, isn't all that matters? What makes sense to you?

[Anonymous No.17466391]

>>17460515
try fishing dude

[Anonymous No.17466741]

>>17463285
>wtf that sounds amazing
Yep, I make it myself but it’s pretty easily available where I live.
Pic related (color can vary from cream-y to brown, depends on what type of chestnut stuff you use and how much you put inside).

[Anonymous No.17466747]

>>17459932
>>17459932
my mommy and i both like mint choccy

[Anonymous No.17466948]

>>17460021
>>17463461
>Tiger tail
Based fellow Canadanons
I like to be dressed and treated like a 3-year-old.

[Anonymous No.17466962]

Coffee, or Blue Moon when I can get it.
I'm bisexual and a pedophile.

[Anonymous No.17466971]

>>17459932
> oreos ice cream
> my main hobby is researching anomalies like paranormal phenomena, cryptids, demons, aliens, etc.

[Anonymous No.17467073]

>>17459932
Matcha,
Black women are the only women I'm physically attracted to and I've been this way for as long as I can remember (for context i'm a straight white man)

[Anonymous No.17467114]

Belgian chocolate. My boyfriend is mentally ill and wants to eventually leave me to have sex with a dog instead of starting a family with me, I am too cowardly and depressed to leave because I don't think I can find another man before I get too old to have healthy children. I am 24.

[Anonymous No.17467141]

regular chocolate
i recently started beating the shit out of myself for watching blacked porn on /gif/ even if i come across it accidentally because i feel ashamed

[Anonymous No.17467146]

>>17467073
i'm gay btw if that matters

[Anonymous No.17467166]

>>17460437
If you're gonna do the job, do it right with a 12ga or .45

[Anonymous No.17467203]

>rocky road
>despite my dad being a well-accomplished career man making well over six figures, our family is poor because my mentally ill mother spends every paycheck on way more groceries than our family could ever need. Every week literal pounds of food go into the garbage. Eggs, milk, loaves of bread, slices of cheese, yogurt, all goes in the trash. The house is littered with loaves of bread, candy, bags of pretzels. Grew up in a house looking like one of those hoarders shows. Dad never has stuck up for himself, thinks it's his Christian responsibility to keep her around. Stuck his dick in crazy, many such cases. Life is pure hell.

[Anonymous No.17467265]

>>17467114
So you want to be in a relationship with a dog fucker, or eventually get left by one? Start the ball rolling for your character development and choose your own path for once. Life changing opportunities present themselves no more obvious than this

[Anonymous No.17467533]

>>17459932
Blueberry cheesecake.
I have a burning hatred for protestantism and fantasize about every Israel-supporting evangelical getting lined up and shot like the little roaches they are.

[Anonymous No.17467576]

>>17467114
my aunt gave birth to twins when she was 41 and they are healthy 13 year old boys now. sure, she is also a latina built like a fertile goddess, but the point is 24 years old is not nearly old enough to adopt barren cat lady mindset. consider joining the church to meet men with traditional family values. or anyone who is not a degenerate dogfucker.

[Anonymous No.17467593]

vanilla and ive done nothing but drink myself to death for the last 5 years

[Anonymous No.17467600]

>>17467593
yeah if plain vanilla was my favorite flavor id drink the pain away too you boring shell of a man

[Anonymous No.17467656]

>>17459932
Chocolate chip cookie dough. I've done all kinds of kinky shit but have never had a normal girlfriend I could tell my family about and I still feel the stigma of being a turbo virgin

[Anonymous No.17467699]

Dark chocolate

I spent the years between 15 to 18 being addicted to world of warcraft, playing about 12h a day every single day

Main warlock

[Anonymous No.17468388]

>>17467699
>I spent the years between 15 to 18 being addicted to world of warcraft, playing about 12h a day every single day
Same. Warrior main. I lived like the neckbeard from southpark for a long time.

[Anonymous No.17469032]

I like Rocky Road, or any type of ice cream that has lots of things like almonds in it. I also like the idea of locking people on chastity and being dommy.

My fiance likes mint chocolate chip and is a complete bottom, I mean wewu this girl. Which goes to prove the theory that mint chocolate chip people are subs.

[Anonymous No.17469056]

>>17469032
Vanilla

My wifes favorite is mint chocolate chip, and she supports your hypothesis.

[Anonymous No.17469113]

>>17469032
mint chocolate chip enjoyers don't encompass all subs, at least

[Anonymous No.17469121]

>>17459932
this is the stupidest thread on /ck/, hell perhaps all of 4chan, right now.

[Anonymous No.17469124]

>>17469032
Forgot to mention that we are both trannies

[Anonymous No.17469228]

>>17459932
Lemon sherbet, I raped my longtime ex gf's husband

[Anonymous No.17469264]

>>17467656
What kind of kinky shit anon?

[Anonymous No.17469304]

>>17459932
Mexican vanilla. I sometimes fantasize about being homeless.

[Anonymous No.17469422]

>>17469121
go back to your fast food sloppa thread

[Anonymous No.17469760]

>>17459932
Pistachio and i have a balloon fetish.

[Anonymous No.17469767]

>>17460467
>with a nice wife
Just so you're aware, a large % (possibly the majority) of FTMs experience changes in their sexual attraction once they start testosterone treatment. Specifically, they become strongly attracted to men and often diminished attraction to women. To the point that many start identifying as gay men and trawling grindr for dudes to creampie their 'bonus hole'.
None of this is exaggeration. In many places, one of the possible side effects on the hormone therapy pamphlet is changes in sexual orientation

[Anonymous No.17470023]

Orange sherbert

I have never felt empathy or much of anything else unless I'm doing something I shouldn't and I wish it were different but it's not and talking to anyone I know about it can only end badly.

[Anonymous No.17470135]

>>17461921
feral on feral or feral on human?

[Anonymous No.17470240]

My favorite kind of ice cream is Half Baked from Ben and Jerry's.
I was arrested for possession of child pornography but all charges were dropped.

[Anonymous No.17470251]

>>17467533
I hope you can come to terms with the fact that not all protestants are Zionists, and many of them actually hate Israel?

[Anonymous No.17470392]

>>17459932
Haagan daaz Belgian chocolate ice cream

[Anonymous No.17470447]

>>17459932
pistachio.
i have a computer with a nice GPU and the only thing i use it for is making deepfakes of 40+ year old women.

[Anonymous No.17470460]

>>17460136
Your that autist who came over to /rat/
Didn't you?

Coffee flavour and I see red at residents (I work at an old folks home)

[Anonymous No.17470577]

Rum Raisin
I constantly fantasize about ripping out people’s hearts and eating them

[Anonymous No.17470695]

>>17468388
Alliance faggotry

[Anonymous No.17470704]

Pumpkin
I got HSV2 from an ex and never knew until I met current gf.

[Anonymous No.17471222]

Pistachio.
I've ejaculated inside the shoes of my younger sister (thought they're her friend's shoes),
two of her friends, my cousin and my former therapist (while in her office, twice).

[Anonymous No.17471253]

>>17469760
Wtf this is literally me

[Anonymous No.17471363]

>>17471222
based footfag. I had a huge crush on this girl who was friends with my sister, and this one day she was riding bikes or whatever all day with my sister then they came home to swim in our pool and she changed into her bathing suit in the bathroom and then left her shoes with her socks stuffed into them along with the rest of her clothes in this mudroom area we had. She left without taking any of it home and that night I took her shoes socks and underwear into my room and of course jerked off while smelling them, and I came harder than I ever had before like 3 times in a row. I assumed she'd take them home the next time she came over but every time she forgot and I jerked off to them for a couple weeks probably. We ended up fucking for a little while one summer like 3 or 4 years later and it was pretty great. She was the first girl I was with who was into my foot fetish and absolutely made me a footfag for life.

[Anonymous No.17471370]

>>17459932
Vanilla with Magic Shell topping and sprinkles. I like the texture.
I work at a chocolate chip ice cream factory, and whenever we run out of chocolate, to save money we find other dark things to throw into the mixer. The 20+ people on here who enjoy mint chocolate chip disgust me.

[Anonymous No.17471456]

>>17467576
>>17467265

You're right, anons, maybe I just browse /pol/ a little too much. Leaving on amicable terms would be nice but I also feel this sort of obligation to tell his friends and family that he's a danger to himself and others, part of me hopes one of them could convince him to get help but it's probably going to end with him calling me crazy and an untrustworthy person.

[Anonymous No.17471536]

>>17471456
In reality he's probably 100% okay and you're looking for a justification to move on to one of your orbiters, total roastie behaviour

[Anonymous No.17471604]

>>17459932
Pistachio, I can eat the whole tube in one go

[Anonymous No.17471625]

Strawberry probably.
When I was 8, my male cousin, also 8, and I would give each other blowjobs everyday after school for months.

[Anonymous No.17471995]

>>17471456
get revenge on him and tell everyone he left you because he's a zoophile. it'll really show him. get some good hard evidence of it too if you think people wont believe you.