The Queen is launching a royal ketchup

[Anonymous No.17442487]

Your fridge is about to get a ‘royal’ upgrade because the Queen is releasing her very own line of condiments. The saucy line including, Tomato Sauce (ketchup) and Brown Sauce (aka steak sauce), is produced at the Queen’s estate in Sandringham, Norfolk. That’s right, your ketchup can now be served right from “your majesty”!

The Tomato Sauce is made with dates, apple juice and spices, according to The Sun, and “ideal for breakfast or any time of the day.” Yes, this means you can and should put this on all your meals to feel like royalty.

The Queen’s Brown Sauce is “packed with vinegar and spices,” a source told the Sun. For an American comparison, Brown Sauce, is similar to Worcestershire sauce, making it suitable to pair with a steak.

Americans may just have to hold on for a little longer as the condiments seem to only be available at the Sandringham Royal Estate in England. Hopefully soon, the sauces are expected to be sold on the estate’s online shop.

Now, if you want to eat like the Queen, you’re going to have to pay to eat like her too. These sauces are far from your typical $3.69 HEINZ Ketchup. In fact, the condiments are coming in close to $9 (and that doesn’t even include tax, shipping and handling to the U.S.). Yikes!

As many of us are probably wondering, why is the Queen launching a line of condiments? While it may seem a bit odd, apparently the Queen is a big fan of burgers, which may have led to this creation. Thanks to the former royal chef Darren McGrady, we know the Queen eats her burgers without a bun, so adding a little flavor is a must.

https://foodsided.com/2022/01/31/queen-launching-royal-ketchup/

[Anonymous No.17442488]

Also, we should probably thank Netflix and The Crown for making us obsessed with the Queen’s life because we know from the show that she did love gardening and growing her own ingredients so this shouldn’t be all that shocking.

This isn’t the first time the royals stepped into food and beverage. In 2020, Buckingham Palace launched its very own gin with many of the ingredients coming straight from the backyard of Queen Elizabeth’s London home.

The Queen is remarkable and if creating condiments is something she wants to do, then we stand behind it! Are you thinking about buying the royal ketchup?

[Anonymous No.17442491]

I figured she'd be saving money since she kicked out her grandson for marrying a black, but I guess she needs the extra money to pay off all the underaged rape victims

[Anonymous No.17442493]

The British Royal family deserves no respect.

They de facto abdicated all power in order to keep the castles and the sweet dole from the taxpayer. An ending similar to the Romanov's would have been better. You die fighting or you die fighting.

[Anonymous No.17442497]

>>17442493
Which royal families do you respect, aside from the house of saud?

[Anonymous No.17442501]

>>17442497
Current? None.

[Anonymous No.17442514]

>>17442501
Not even the House of Dlamini? They seem to know how to have a good time

[Anonymous No.17442634]

>>17442487
Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.17442761]

>>17442487
Why did people obey they kings and queens back in the day? Just tell them to fuck off honestly.
'God told me I'm king or some shit' is not a legitimate way to rule

[Anonymous No.17442797]

>>17442761
Monarchs were originally national bishops subservient to the pope, and thus the head of the national church. Historically, the church was the highest authority in all european countries, and questioning the church was as unthinkable as questioning gravity is today.
When protestantism came to the germanic and nordic countries, the monarchs became independent leaders, separate from the pope. In effect, becoming the pope of their own country. The king of Sweden is the pope of Swedish Lutheranism, the Queen of England is the pope of Anglicanism.
With the increasing secularisation of Europe, the monarchs either became symbolic figureheads with little to no actual power.

[Anonymous No.17442810]

>>17442487
>for Americans, brown sauce is like Worcestershire sauce
Bong brown sauce is almost identical to Heinz 57 sauce or a thicker A1 steak sauce, and is nothing like Worcestershire. Are they idiots?

[Anonymous No.17442812]

>>17442488
The british monarchy has been giving offical Letters of Marque to various brands since the 17th century. This is nothing new at all.

[Anonymous No.17442821]

>>17442487
Damn lmao I knew brexit put them on hard times but I didn't know it was this bad. I'll buy a bottle to support the struggling British.

[Anonymous No.17442823]

Fuck the royals, but fuck simps for the royals even more.

[Anonymous No.17442836]

>>17442487
>Tomato Sauce
>is made with dates, apple juice and spices
The Queen seems like a nice Lady. But her brain is disfunctional because of age it seems.

[Anonymous No.17442839]

>>17442487
>The Queen’s Brown Sauce
Maybe change the name on that one

[Anonymous No.17442846]

>>17442839
HOW DARE YOU

[Anonymous No.17442881]

>>17442487
>the Queen eats her burgers without a bun
The Queen is a ketochad? Based.

[Anonymous No.17442884]

>>17442839

[Anonymous No.17442892]

>>17442488
It's on my bucket list, right after playing Russian roulette with an AK47.

[Anonymous No.17443675]

>>17442487
Big Rekorderlig fan is she?

[Anonymous No.17444456]

>>17442487
Heinz has a royal warrant, it's their ketchup that sits at the queen's table.

[Anonymous No.17444836]

>>17442488
>we should probably thank Netflix
Bruh, people have been obsessed with the royals forever. Tonnes of idiots have entire sets of collectable dishes with their faces plastered on it, and millions show up and tune in around the world every time one of those inbred idiots makes a public appearance.
>This isn’t the first time the royals stepped into food and beverage.
Yes, they've been giving out Royal Warrants for centuries: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Royal_Warrant_holders_of_the_British_royal_family

[Anonymous No.17444921]

The monarchy has officially jumped the shark.

[Anonymous No.17445082]

I want it

[Anonymous No.17445091]

>>17442514
House of Xi