ITT: retarded food

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Anonymous Fri Feb 11 16:29:24 2022 No.17414672 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: retarded food

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 16:30:30 2022 No.17414676 Midwesterners are touched in the old noggin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 16:35:46 2022 No.17414700 File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, modern_dessert.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17414676 here's your dessert, sir

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 16:40:12 2022 No.17414727 File: 238 KB, 1600x900, HT_milkshake1_cf_160119_16x9_1600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 16:41:39 2022 No.17414735 File: 30 KB, 452x678, mac and cheese.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mac and cheese

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 16:45:18 2022 No.17414754 File: 121 KB, 1000x750, sloppa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Feb 11 16:47:34 2022 No.17414763

>>17414700
>17414700
can you fucking imagine being served food off of a dusty ceiling panel
and as the assholes are literally throwing it down in front of you, having your clothing covered repeatedly by various forms of sugar dust
They should be punched.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 16:48:10 2022 No.17414765 File: 352 KB, 1200x879, bubble-boba-tea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 16:48:36 2022 No.17414770 >>17414754 what in the disgusting fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 16:48:49 2022 No.17414772 >>17414754 Is this shit?

Anonymous Fri Feb 11 16:49:36 2022 No.17414779

>>17414672
>ITT: retarded food
what's retarded about schnitzel? seems like you're retarded. well, you're obviously likely retarded because you're from an area where the median IQ is what? 63? and the cutoff for being legally retarded is 75 in the West.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 16:51:28 2022 No.17414788 >>17414779 Those look like pork tenderloins, frequently made so large and iconic in the American midwest. Calm down, Klaus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 16:51:32 2022 No.17414789 >>17414779 >what's retarded about schnitzel? the buns

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 16:58:27 2022 No.17414833 >>17414788 you're right, my bad. it's not pork schnitzel, it's just pork pounded flat, breaded and then fried. How could I be so far off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 17:00:01 2022 No.17414841 >>17414779 holy seethe

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 17:00:44 2022 No.17414845 >>17414754 the catacylsm joe

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 17:02:43 2022 No.17414852 File: 466 KB, 640x480, 1629116158506.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We do things a little different, chief

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 17:05:23 2022 No.17414871 >>17414841 not if it's true Raj

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 17:09:37 2022 No.17414892 >>17414672 I want to see the guy that takes the top bun off and folds the schnitzel up to fit leaning on it with an open palm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 17:12:17 2022 No.17414912 >>17414700 Like I get the whole trying to inject a little art into the presentation but this just looks stupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 17:14:23 2022 No.17414924 File: 85 KB, 800x533, R (22).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Or does this make me an antisemite?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 17:24:58 2022 No.17414981 >>17414912 i don't. it's food. i'm literally turning it into piss and shit. it's not monotonous to eat. anybody that thinks it is should just stop eating permanently.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 17:26:10 2022 No.17414990 >>17414754 grease spot looks like a malformed dong shooting a load.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 17:30:46 2022 No.17415010 >>17414779 did you not look at the picture?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 17:36:08 2022 No.17415029 >>17414833 There you go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 17:37:21 2022 No.17415034 >>17414990 lol you fucking freak

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 17:41:08 2022 No.17415053 >>17414765 fuck you nigger mango boba tea is amazing

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 17:42:10 2022 No.17415056 >>17414852 Yea because your IQ is a smokin 79

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 17:43:33 2022 No.17415061 >>17414990 I read this as 'malformed dog' which was actually funnier. Yes I am retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:02:54 2022 No.17415145 >>17415056 You would expect Cincinnati to make wkrp food like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:06:28 2022 No.17415156 >>17414672 what animal is that even cut from?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:10:10 2022 No.17415160 >>17414676 It's that german stock.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:10:36 2022 No.17415161 >>17414754 Impossible meat sloppy joe? Last time i got an impossible whopper it was exactly this color for some reason, and not the normal sort of meat looking color

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:11:28 2022 No.17415165 >>17414754 what is the point of the bun lmao how are you supposed to eat this

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:35:19 2022 No.17415234 >>17415056 Rams will lose

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:40:07 2022 No.17415250 >>17415165 The bun is there to soak up excess sauce and the whole assembly is usually consumed with a spoon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:40:59 2022 No.17415253 >>17414765 Shit taste

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 18:43:42 2022 No.17415269 >>17415165 I think you pick it up in the paper sack and pour it straight down your gullet

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:09:19 2022 No.17415364 >>17414765 that'll be $9 gweil- I mean uhhh Friend :-)

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:20:19 2022 No.17415396 >>17414852 That shit is delicious, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:25:15 2022 No.17415415 >>17414981 >people enjoying things upset me

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:28:40 2022 No.17415428 >>17414924 A Reuben is the goyish choice anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:37:07 2022 No.17415464 File: 873 KB, 1156x1636, 808a8b474e6750e3ad81fe05a887f1cb9d4caf17_s2_n2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17414765 Fuck off retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:38:19 2022 No.17415473 >>17414727 This is entirely because you can't get smell and taste through visual media so they have to make it gaudy as shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:42:08 2022 No.17415495 >>17415464 >gay as fuck anime >tells others to fuck off lol homo

Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:42:35 2022 No.17415498

>>17414700
It looks like all the waiters are gross stinky males. Now, if a qt3.14 waifu waitress dipped her hands into a bowl of chocolate and wiped it off on the table? You bet I'd be on that, giving it the old "once-over" to make sure none of it goes to waste. Frick, doesn't even have to be the table. Floor, walls, a heckin' toilet seat. We know we'd all do it, but I'm big enough of a man to admit to it. Bring on the downvotes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:45:22 2022 No.17415507 File: 1.33 MB, 1091x1400, 87B2E504-3B15-42AD-87F1-43C9538DFAD5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Loaded hot dogs are fucking stupid. Just get a sandwich if you want a bunch of garnish

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 20:09:24 2022 No.17415613 >>17415507 Chicago hot dogs are based you fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 20:14:30 2022 No.17415640 >>17414754 God, I love Tommy's and the accompanying indigestion afterwards. Clears you out

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 20:15:44 2022 No.17415647 File: 72 KB, 800x800, tob9dv88ddq8ujj2apfk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17415640 Pic related for here>>17414754

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 20:16:01 2022 No.17415650 >>17414754 the sloppy pajeet

Anonymous Fri Feb 11 20:24:17 2022 No.17415686

>>17414700
I can't stop fucking laughing
The waiters are just throwing random food on a broken panel
The result looks like someone just scrapped off a kid's party leftovers in your oversized plate trying to fucking sell it to you for near 300 chocolate coins.
This is my first experience in /ck/ being a /g/ foreigner, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 20:27:03 2022 No.17415700 >>17415464 >I like a shitty overpriced iced tea because i like cooming to retarded anime sluts Coomer cooking at its lowest

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 20:36:53 2022 No.17415739 >>17415507 Get the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 20:45:17 2022 No.17415768 >>17415507 Hot dog is a sandwich idiot

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 20:48:03 2022 No.17415778 >>17414672 I can't even tell what this is supposed to be

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 21:01:48 2022 No.17415826 >>17415364 Asian americans are the main audience bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 21:23:34 2022 No.17415910 >>17414852 Do you ever get bored of posting other peoples stuff and pretending you came up with it?

>>	Osteranon Fri Feb 11 21:31:20 2022 No.17415937 File: 362 KB, 1587x785, ADE77C0F-DFB1-492C-8B1C-D5FEEC43C713.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17414672 I just made a meal imitating a parody of meals that I make . Yhat seems kinda retarded .

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 22:01:24 2022 No.17416064 >>17414735 food that is retarded, not food for retards

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 22:03:43 2022 No.17416082 >>17415507 you're completely right, it's just a retarded baloney sub

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>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 22:10:30 2022 No.17416109 >>17414672 The wide tenderloin is a tourist meme. A true tenderloin connoisseur knows the thickness is the important dimension.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 22:16:24 2022 No.17416136 File: 21 KB, 593x517, images(6).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17414700 are you supposed to feign interest while they do this

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 22:18:24 2022 No.17416146 >>17414754 >comes pre-digested

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 22:19:31 2022 No.17416149 >>17414924 a reuben is supposed to be stacked with corned beef, though. in fact, that one's a little on the small side

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 22:26:59 2022 No.17416173 File: 103 KB, 1080x1282, 1644636418870.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17414754

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 22:28:40 2022 No.17416177 File: 51 KB, 1024x673, 1644435082749.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17414672 Hoosier here to tell you you're a pole-smoking queer

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 22:30:21 2022 No.17416180 >>17415507 I wish they would at least slice the fucking peppers

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 22:56:30 2022 No.17416272 File: 60 KB, 540x540, FLIbUUBVcAANqH- (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] venom cheese

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 23:10:06 2022 No.17416330 >>17416272 >yeah lemme get the McThermalPaste

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 23:19:16 2022 No.17416378 File: 93 KB, 640x645, large reptiles having a laugh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17416146

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 23:28:52 2022 No.17416423 >>17416330 At least it will keep the lettuce cool, at 2 to 10 dollars per gram.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 00:06:36 2022 No.17416593 File: 25 KB, 600x583, 1640456581065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17416272 >VENOM CHEESE >ACTIVATED CHARCOAL MOZZARELLA

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 01:05:55 2022 No.17416844 >>17416272 perfect hangover food

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 01:11:21 2022 No.17416867 >>17414727 perfect for my Insta!

Anonymous Sat Feb 12 01:13:58 2022 No.17416876

>>17414852
I want to attack the fact that you get forkfuls of unmelted cheese before you get to the rest but I have to address the chili
I've never had Cincinnati chili but after learning it's made with cinnamon and cocoa powder I really just have to know how the fuck is that possibly good?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 01:15:19 2022 No.17416879 >>17415507 chili dogs are my exception but I agreee

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 01:20:19 2022 No.17416894 File: 125 KB, 614x773, 1641228050854.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what's it say about you that you can't even do what a McDonald's employee can?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 01:21:54 2022 No.17416904 >>17416894 wait how did I get in this thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 01:21:54 2022 No.17416905 >>17414700 >how do you break the monotony of eating Imagine running a restaurant for people so fucking edgy they're bored of eating food. A thing that is necessary and naturally pleasurable to encourage you to keep doing it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 01:24:53 2022 No.17416916 File: 564 KB, 1537x2048, mac-bacon-fruitloops-dog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17414672

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 01:29:04 2022 No.17416931 >>17414765 >make good tasting drink >add random tasteless tapioca pearls for no reason

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 01:30:36 2022 No.17416941 >>17414754 Mother of god that looks rough

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 01:31:45 2022 No.17416947 >>17414672 Motherfuckers deep fried a treasure map

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 01:32:30 2022 No.17416951 >>17416931 They're not tasteless

Anonymous Sat Feb 12 03:24:08 2022 No.17417300

>>17414754
/ck/ you wanna see one of these bad boys hot off the presses? I'm going later next week with the boys what you getting?
>he doesn't get tommy's chili cheese dogs with yellow peppers, grilled onions, pickles, relish, and mustard with a sprite
christ if i had the food i'd go right now

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 03:34:00 2022 No.17417327 >>17416272 What even is charchoal mozzarella and how do I activate it?

Anonymous Sat Feb 12 04:06:51 2022 No.17417388

>>17417327
Activated charcoal is a detox scam. It's a porous, indigestible substance made from vegetable carbon sources like coconut husks. It was used for a very long time to absorb toxins in the stomach in emergencies, but unless you ingested something life-threatening it won't really help because it only can absorb stuff, not bind it chemically. It certainly will work to make that cheese taste like coal though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 04:13:11 2022 No.17417402 >>17417388 Thanks for the explanation, anon. I didn't expect anyone to actually give me a serious answer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 05:49:14 2022 No.17417602 >>17414754 i have a 16 year old blind spaniel cocker and his shits are like this sometimes. soft and with an outer layer of mucus

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 05:54:49 2022 No.17417610 >>17414754 why do americans do this

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 06:01:04 2022 No.17417621 File: 83 KB, 640x1029, 99d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17414754

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 06:25:51 2022 No.17417662 >>17414754 this literally look like the stuff that came out of my asshole just 30 minutes ago, I wish I had a picture of it

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 06:50:05 2022 No.17417721 >>17416876 It's basically a type of mole sauce except instead of Mexican, its Greek, the Mexico of Europe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 06:50:46 2022 No.17417722 >>17417602 does it at least taste ok?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 06:59:24 2022 No.17417736 >>17414754 That's beyond sloppa that's an invocation to Nurgle

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 07:54:29 2022 No.17417844 File: 2.99 MB, 610x776, 1605801142590.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17414700

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 08:54:06 2022 No.17418007 File: 103 KB, 1024x731, 1614782953075.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17417844 Imagine having to do that for a living, you can see it on their faces

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 10:12:39 2022 No.17418227 >>17415498 This guy gets it if the food costs close to 300 dollarinos it should be served by cute barely legal girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 10:53:31 2022 No.17418402 >>17418007 honestly that's the one thing that'd prevent me from gutting them personally instead of just leaving halfway through.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 11:01:01 2022 No.17418427 >>17417844 that final dump was a big fuck you to the soy person taking a video for instagram instead of "experiencing" their stupid dessert "experience" in real time

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 11:05:16 2022 No.17418437 File: 976 KB, 2021x1440, 1644681900430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17414852

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 11:07:28 2022 No.17418444 >>17418437 a daring synthesis

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 11:09:01 2022 No.17418452 File: 344 KB, 768x1024, 1637942492382.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17414672 Fuck the bun. Slather some white pepper gravy, a healthy squirt of catsup and I'd eat that whole fuckin thing in a sitting. 350lb, 6'0 here so don't even try.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 11:22:06 2022 No.17418498 >>17415364 isn't it a jap thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 12:58:29 2022 No.17418878 File: 993 KB, 4096x2726, english pile of shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17414754 Those look so good But as far as actual retarded food, the full english breakfast is over qualified to fit that description

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 13:01:40 2022 No.17418886 >>17416272 >venom cheese >activated charcoal >mozzarella >served like raclette Nuke the US.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 13:01:47 2022 No.17418889 >>17414672 Fuck you that shit is delicious

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 13:05:50 2022 No.17418907 >>17418498 It's from Taiwan originally but is big all over Asia. Basically like Asian Starbucks drinks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 13:18:03 2022 No.17418951 File: 32 KB, 757x936, 1628489778685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17414754

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 13:18:46 2022 No.17418954 >>17418878 That breakfast actually look good instead of that dog shit of shitty joe

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 13:23:56 2022 No.17418975 >>17418437 lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 13:25:02 2022 No.17418978 >>17414924 meat with cheese isn't kosher

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 13:26:29 2022 No.17418985 >>17414765 This was such a disappointing drink for me, I think it would work better if it was coffee

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 13:28:33 2022 No.17418997 >>17415507 Actually wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 13:28:33 2022 No.17418998 >>17417844 This is the most pretentious thing I've ever seen. Everyone in this video needs to be gassed

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 13:32:39 2022 No.17419008 >>17414845 Kek

Anonymous Sat Feb 12 13:41:38 2022 No.17419027

>>17414700
Everyone is bitching about the wrong thing, this would be pretty neat and interesting, I’m sure they clean the panel before using it, but how the fuck are you supposed to eat it? Do they give you spatulas to scrape it up? They need larger items. Still, that shit is fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 13:41:50 2022 No.17419029 File: 36 KB, 699x361, 3ZRJMMk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17417844 >>17414700

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 13:48:20 2022 No.17419060 >>17417388 I had the charcoal milkshake once, a bunch of us were in the yard eating honeysuckle, delicious. Turns out it wasn’t honeysuckle. Anyways, that shit is foul, fully like eating ash.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 13:50:31 2022 No.17419069 >>17417844 The only retardation is both of these people experiencing the world through their phone camera.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 14:21:31 2022 No.17419194 >>17415464 weeb trash

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 14:32:54 2022 No.17419246 File: 2.55 MB, 1000x1039, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 14:51:41 2022 No.17419325 >>17416180 Nah man, they're very satisfying when you bite in and it pops in your mouth. Very tasty. The only thing I'd change with those hit dogs is remove the tomato

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 15:03:15 2022 No.17419377 >>17414765 nothing but carbs and sugar. one time i tried to order one with zero sugar, just black tea, because i was out with friends who all wanted this shit and they couldnt fucking make it

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 15:04:58 2022 No.17419383 >>17419246 the fuck is retarded about nachos grande? are you a complete faggot?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 15:35:24 2022 No.17419489 >>17414765 enjoy your cancer

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 16:07:32 2022 No.17419597 >>17414779 LMAO mad retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 16:10:13 2022 No.17419609 >>17414672 What's the point of the bun?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 16:12:41 2022 No.17419618 >>17418985 agree, it's pretty shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 16:18:06 2022 No.17419638 >>17418886 OBSESSED

Anonymous Sat Feb 12 16:21:33 2022 No.17419657

>>17419246
all depends on how they're made. everything has to be layered in there so you're not picking up dry chips trying to scoop something up. it's meme-y and stupid but I've seen people building them in a large bowl, then flipping the bowl upside down which coats everything nicely. I might try that sometime. however I'll say nachos are terrible party food, everybody is getting their fingers in there and shit, disgusting. I'll share with my wife but I'm not doing it with a table of friends or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 16:22:16 2022 No.17419661 >>17415498 massive faggot energy

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 16:25:08 2022 No.17419670 >>17419609 It's a joke to show off how large the fried steak is. Or whatever, might be a tenderloin according to folks here, but it's to show off that theirs is a very large portion of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 16:28:53 2022 No.17419690 >>17419597 we don't sign our posts here

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 16:33:35 2022 No.17419709 File: 88 KB, 738x820, We R Legion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17419690 >we

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 16:39:15 2022 No.17419732 >>17419709 by we I was referring to everyone here but you, but keep #resisting

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 16:47:47 2022 No.17419759 >>17414672 Hoosier here. Tenderloins are fucking 10/10 and you suck

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 17:07:59 2022 No.17419833 >>17419732 >we

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 17:09:23 2022 No.17419844 >>17419833 Not him but you sign your posts? Wow what a fag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 17:15:46 2022 No.17419863 File: 430 KB, 1000x872, 1625213021032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17414672

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 17:17:08 2022 No.17419864 >>17419690 t. niggerfaggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 17:18:52 2022 No.17419871 >>17419863 Wtf If someone handed me that Id throw it through that faggy window and try to land it in the deep frier

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 17:20:46 2022 No.17419879 >>17417844 >ho me rike takey pictule of food >uu< Seriously, why are asians like this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 17:23:06 2022 No.17419892 >>17419871 Yeah right you'd get your dorky ass stomped in if you tried that there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 17:27:28 2022 No.17419913 >>17414672 what is this a chicharon sandwich

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 17:34:46 2022 No.17419943 >>17419892 If anyone who lives in the city isn't a big fucking pussy lol If anyone had a problem with it I'd unload my pepper spray and make sure to try and empty half the can behind that window too

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 17:36:21 2022 No.17419954 >>17419943 >larps as non-city slicker >has pepper spray ok.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 17:39:30 2022 No.17419967 >>17414672 Iowan here Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 17:40:48 2022 No.17419974 >>17414754 that's shit from a butt

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 17:47:57 2022 No.17419998 >>17418007 those don't look like texas roadhouse tendies

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 17:51:34 2022 No.17420015 >>17418437 this shit looks bussin fr

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 17:53:39 2022 No.17420026 >>17419863 Pat's and Geno's are tourist traps Jim's on South Street is also to a degree but better than both of the former also whiz is a tourist trap too also only faggots get pizza steaks

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 18:03:36 2022 No.17420066 >>17419943 >calls people a pussy >carries pepper spray faggot thinks he's baked alaska or some shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 18:05:21 2022 No.17420078 >>17418886 Willie Brothers was a restaurant in Jakarta, Indonesia

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 18:12:37 2022 No.17420105 >>17416272 the charcoal black food trend was truly something else. Everything just looks burned, and probably tastes so

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 18:14:04 2022 No.17420109 >>17420105 And fucking stupid for anyone on medication.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 18:17:35 2022 No.17420128 >>17419844 >Not him

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 18:34:58 2022 No.17420193 >>17419864 sup tyrone, you have an interesting last name

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 18:38:20 2022 No.17420202 >>17414727 I'd definitely eat the last 2

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 18:48:02 2022 No.17420233 >>17420026 Jim's is one of the best cheesesteak places. I live in South Philly. And I concur about people that order pizza steaks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 18:49:26 2022 No.17420239 >>17420128 You forgot your sig. We include signatures here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 18:50:17 2022 No.17420243 >>17419246 Those things taste good but how are you supposed to eat them? With a spoon? I always try to eat with my hands and get it all over my fingers like a fucking retard

>>	Microwavebro Sat Feb 12 18:52:35 2022 No.17420248 File: 3.16 MB, 3717x2676, C57E2408-4AAF-44C5-8B31-EE8BE513FCEB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I sometimes pick random ingredients for a meal because I figure I want do any worse than if I actually try to cook something nice .

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 19:16:32 2022 No.17420347 >>17420243 It's ok to be dirty if it makes sense for you to be dirty. Don't sweat the small stuff, embrace it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 19:53:33 2022 No.17420498 File: 162 KB, 1125x1487, Altoona Pizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Feb 12 19:54:12 2022 No.17420505

>>17417388
This anon is correct, but I've had a charcoal whiskey sour and hot lordy it was the best I've ever had and it was mid grade whiskey, but I think the egg white helps too.

Sure it was for flavor and look no one orders a whiskey cocktail for health but it added a bit flavor wise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 19:56:35 2022 No.17420510 >>17420498 >altuna pizza >no tuna Yep that is really dumb

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 20:02:30 2022 No.17420525 File: 211 KB, 445x447, weebshit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17415464 Who the fuck actually holds a cup like this? God I hate weebs so fucking much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 20:30:46 2022 No.17420641 Anything that's too flakey like crossaints and dry biscuits

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 20:33:20 2022 No.17420649 File: 106 KB, 500x635, puss is wondering what the fuck is happening.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17414700

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 20:34:01 2022 No.17420654 File: 1.89 MB, 1600x1200, Five Faggots.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 20:41:26 2022 No.17420678 File: 64 KB, 949x701, GIVE YOU FUN LICENSE TO US NOW!!!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17420525

Anonymous Sat Feb 12 20:45:51 2022 No.17420701

>>17420654
>>17420654
I actually like their food, but their prices are retarded. if it was overall a couple bucks cheaper I would go there more often. and it isn't even a matter of the money, I don't mind paying a premium for things when it's worth it, but 5 guys just doesn't seem worth it for the price. especially when I can go to cookout and get a bacon cheeseburger, fries, corndog/chicken wrap/quesadilla/onion rings or whatever, and a drink/shake for under $10. at the 5 guys near me you can get a little hamburger and a bottle of dasani for $10, you couldn't even do a burger + fries for under $10.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 20:46:11 2022 No.17420704 >>17420498 >open crumb >well risen >looks like they used just enough egg yolk Not a bad loaf of bread desu, too bad they tried to pivot from baker to pizza maker with literally no knowhow or skill. I'd try their sourdough

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 20:47:24 2022 No.17420709 File: 229 KB, 893x160, cookout.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17420701 forgot pic

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 20:47:52 2022 No.17420710 >>17414845 im laughing like a fucking retard

Anonymous Sat Feb 12 21:25:07 2022 No.17420883

>>17415650
>>17415647
Heh. Funny you say that, I'm a pajeet and I went back to L.A. with my old man for a little reunion with my dads old friends. Back in the 90s they'd go clubbing and shit and go to Tommy's. As a nostalgia trip for them we all drunkenly went to Tommy's to get some chili burger sloppa. It was the funniest shit. They were piss drunk, getting out of the car to order at the drive thru. They spent 15 minutes trying to order their shit standing at the fucking window, I felt bad for the wagie there but it was hilarious. I guess even Indians love their chili sloppa.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 21:29:35 2022 No.17420901 >>17415253 cry more chang.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 21:52:28 2022 No.17420973 >>17414754 Looks like some gunk you’d clean out on an old ass machine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 21:55:01 2022 No.17420979 >>17414924 I don’t understand how people can like having that much sliced meat in a sandwich. Especially cold cuts, it all just smushes into a slimy cold mass of processed meat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 21:58:38 2022 No.17420993 >>17415498 hell yeah brother

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 22:10:15 2022 No.17421035 >>17415165 The patrician way is to get some regular fries with it and plop the excess chili on the fries.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 22:31:20 2022 No.17421101 >>17418951 damn... clean it up, jannies. NOW.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 22:51:31 2022 No.17421187 File: 95 KB, 1200x1200, 1616228181395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >is the most inconvenient food to eat

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 22:58:26 2022 No.17421213 >>17420979 strategic placement of condiments will glue the sandwich together. the compression of a tight paper wrap helps too.

Anonymous Sat Feb 12 23:21:42 2022 No.17421287
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>>17421187
mfw I once went to a restaurant in Atlanta that was pretty nice, we heard gunshots from the parking lot which was a nice amuse-bouche, and a friend of my ex was with us; she ordered an artichoke as an appetizer and was just eating the entire leaves with a pained expression on her face, asking why people ate these things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 23:23:01 2022 No.17421289 >>17421287 How did you have my wife's face?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 23:24:30 2022 No.17421292 >>17421187 what's so inconvenient about plucking leaves and munching on the soft bit? unless you mean it takes a long time, in which case, what's the rush?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 23:26:35 2022 No.17421298 >>17420498 Those actually look delicious. Like childhood english muffin pizzas. I wouldn't call it pizza or even compare it to pizza.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 23:27:29 2022 No.17421304 >>17414845 solid work unlike the sandwich

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 23:29:36 2022 No.17421317 >>17414727 Yeah, just too much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 23:32:19 2022 No.17421324 File: 163 KB, 533x390, 49F601E6-2C3E-4ECE-9763-799F1DC39B60.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17421289 Because I’m your wife, faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 23:34:33 2022 No.17421328 File: 420 KB, 220x242, oh-boy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17414700 >music is playing throughout the experience

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 05:11:37 2022 No.17422102 >>17416064 You are what you eat

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 05:26:54 2022 No.17422122 >>17420525 Just did it now. Actually decently comfortable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 05:48:03 2022 No.17422152 >>17417844 mmmh table germs

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 05:53:41 2022 No.17422166 >>17416272 Charcoal stripes your teeth of its enamel fyi

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 05:54:05 2022 No.17422167 File: 81 KB, 375x500, 1350325021001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17422122 Now try holding a cup of cocoa with both hands without looking gay. Post pics.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 05:55:17 2022 No.17422170 someone post the macaroni ball

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 05:57:40 2022 No.17422176 >>17422167 But then how do I take the picture?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 06:00:43 2022 No.17422183 >>17414754 Original Tommy’s fag here, did you ever make love in the chili kettle?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 06:01:56 2022 No.17422185 >>17414672 >schnitzelburger with american meme bread roll disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 06:10:20 2022 No.17422209 >>17422183 Can confirm, made love in the kettle with this fag at Tommy’s

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 06:11:03 2022 No.17422212 >>17422176 Ask your boyfriend to take it

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 06:18:26 2022 No.17422228 >>17417844 at least they give you free nitrous oxide to numb the pain

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 06:20:06 2022 No.17422232 >>17420973 What's an ass machine?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 06:39:57 2022 No.17422273 File: 97 KB, 1080x1080, 1644752342980.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17422170

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 07:17:21 2022 No.17422360 >>17420239 >we

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 07:19:23 2022 No.17422367 >>17422212 >Ask your boyfriend to take it He's hilt deep inside me, kinda hard to do

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 07:59:48 2022 No.17422463 >>17418951 Oooooohhh Janjan

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 08:26:36 2022 No.17422545 >>17414727 I'd still demolish it. Yes I'm a fatass

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 08:27:59 2022 No.17422547 >>17414990 KEK

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 08:29:01 2022 No.17422550 >>17415650 LMFAO

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 08:35:41 2022 No.17422567 >>17416109 Hoosier here, can confirm. That's just the shit we sell the tourists. A real tenderloin sandwich(btw it's loin cut, but not the actual "tenderloin" part) when are at home is not pounded out so thin and tasteless.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 08:42:56 2022 No.17422590 >>17419670 >to show off that theirs is a very large portion of it. Not really, it's a normal sized cut, just pounded out really thin.

Anonymous Sun Feb 13 08:46:55 2022 No.17422602
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>>17422567
>Hoosier here, can confirm.
>That's just the shit we sell the tourists. A real tenderloin sandwich(btw it's loin cut, but not the actual "tenderloin" part) when are at home is not pounded out so thin and tasteless.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 08:50:08 2022 No.17422624 >>17418878 >those literal diarrhoea burgers look so good >hearty looking full English is bad What the actual fuck is wrong with amerisharts

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 08:52:48 2022 No.17422638 >>17415910 Anon isn't an individual identity, it is a collective community. Once released, content is the property of all anons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 08:55:34 2022 No.17422650 That's awesome, what are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 09:07:37 2022 No.17422707 >>17422602 Look at you with your copy and paste skills! You're gonna make it little buddy!

Anonymous Sun Feb 13 09:17:24 2022 No.17422737

>>17422602
I can confirm too. Even county fairs don't make them this way. Although the "tenderloin" should always be well outside the bun, not to the point it's a retarded joke.

I've done this with way more than "tenderloin" although I call it that. Even thin cut pork chops turn out decently. Funny thing, for such a "hick" delicacy, it's really similar to tonkatsu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 09:23:18 2022 No.17422765 >>17418985 Then you should try the coffee tapioca, shit is cash

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 09:56:01 2022 No.17422874 >>17418951 >20HRS JANNIEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 10:52:26 2022 No.17423073 >>17420498 I love using american slices for homemade pizza especially when you burn the cheese a bit, gives a really nice flavor and texture

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 11:01:11 2022 No.17423105 >>17414700 grant is such a fucking retard it is mind-blowing

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 11:08:49 2022 No.17423135 File: 19 KB, 222x293, 1477517149087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17414845

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 11:13:08 2022 No.17423149 >>17418437 finna

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 11:19:49 2022 No.17423175 File: 2.76 MB, 480x640, 1523613687168.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 11:21:41 2022 No.17423187 File: 1.54 MB, 1920x1080, 1523714041898.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 11:21:43 2022 No.17423188 >>17418498 never seen a chinese restaurant that serves pho and sushi?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 11:22:50 2022 No.17423196 File: 2.91 MB, 472x796, 1526537009568.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 11:35:36 2022 No.17423258 >>17415507 Eat your vegetables

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 11:50:38 2022 No.17423330 >>17423196 This video has me by the balls, I always click on it. This has to be some norteño bullshit but I can't identify the accent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt6_R6zMzcY

Anonymous Sun Feb 13 11:52:27 2022 No.17423339

>>17417388
Fun fact, activated charcoal meme foods can mess with your medication because it inhibits the uptake various things.

This includes birth control.

Don't rawdogg your gf after she's chugged down some venom cheese or you're gonna be on the child support hook

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 12:23:07 2022 No.17423493 >>17415507 chicago dogs are good if you get 2 dogs on each bun, otherwise the balance of ingredients is obviously retarded

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 12:25:46 2022 No.17423503 File: 201 KB, 684x768, 1638623307442.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17415910 get back in the cuck shed

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 12:49:01 2022 No.17423633 >>17417327 >how do I activate it Almonds of course

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 12:54:49 2022 No.17423677 >>17414727 a-are you supposed to eat one by yourself? that's enough dessert for 6 people

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 13:25:26 2022 No.17423800 >>17423187 >become ungovernable

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 13:28:31 2022 No.17423811 File: 1.63 MB, 480x315, What a Twist!.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17421289 >>17421324

Anonymous Sun Feb 13 13:36:48 2022 No.17423858
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>>17414672
I had a microwave burger last night that only costed like 1€ out of boredom and coursity and it game wrapped in a plastic pack, packaged in a cardboard box to make it seem somewhat fancy or whatever. Instructions where to microwave it for 90 seconds inside the plastic pack which was as terrible as it sounds because it made the puns all sweaty and awfull, the patty tasted like nothing and the cheese was indescribable and the cheese was somewhere between cheap cheddar and chemicals, the spicy sauce that was already on it was the only thing that made it edible.

>pic somewhat related because I was too tired and lazy to take actual pictures

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 16:00:17 2022 No.17424668 >>17422602 That faggot is clearly from Ohio, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 16:07:30 2022 No.17424711 >>17423330 >>17423196 Now that’s some doctored up sloppa ramen

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 16:38:12 2022 No.17424875 >>17416876 Bro they use cocoa powder and cinnamon in Japanese curry as well. It's like next to nutmeg in category.

Anonymous Sun Feb 13 16:44:13 2022 No.17424906

>>17414700
I knew immediately the tasteless tackiness exhibited here could only ever be conceived in an amerimutt mind, and sure enough, when you look up Alinea there's no surprise. This would not even have gone down well on the 80s. God it's so basic, I fucking hate Americans. The ingredients aren't even anything. Yoghurt and strawberry powder, are you kidding me? ahahaha

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 16:45:54 2022 No.17424914 >>17424875 Not sure about cocoa but cinnamon is widely used in Indian curry as well. People that think cinnamon and the like don't belong in savory dishes have a small head.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 16:46:59 2022 No.17424923 >>17420701 this. I like Five Guys when somebody else buys it for me

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 17:23:37 2022 No.17425071 >>17423858 >too lazy to take actual pictures one of us

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 19:03:50 2022 No.17425561 >>17414727 How do people do this? I had an unfrosted cake donut this morning and thought it was too sweet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 20:10:12 2022 No.17425869 >>17425561 >How do people do this? step 1: be aggressively american

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 21:13:59 2022 No.17426073 >>17414765 nah boba is great

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 21:25:23 2022 No.17426103 >>17415937 Kek! Based Microwavebro

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 21:38:32 2022 No.17426166 >>17415937 w-which one is yours

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 23:16:36 2022 No.17426544 >>17415234 No https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MADvxFXWvwE

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 23:18:46 2022 No.17426556 >>17424668 >the joke . . . . . >your head

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 23:22:18 2022 No.17426572 >>17419377 >nothing but carbs and sugar it's a desert drink. You expect it to have some kind of nutritional value llol?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 23:23:57 2022 No.17426577 >>17421328 /mu needs to get in on this

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 23:31:14 2022 No.17426614 >>17418007 I'm trying to envision the reeducation and gaslighting that goes on whenever some chef thinks they're not plating random enough or whatever can go wrong in that edible demolition.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 23:38:00 2022 No.17426635 >>17419879 It's about taking video of their white wage slaves they can afford to pay for with their Chinese bank accounts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 00:16:47 2022 No.17426750 >>17415507 That's making me hungry so you're incorrect

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 00:19:33 2022 No.17426760 >>17417844 >that'll be $75.89 plus tip

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 00:22:57 2022 No.17426771 >>17414727 is this those mexican beer and clamato drinks?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 01:37:25 2022 No.17427010 >>17417602 Try to make a sandwich with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 01:41:32 2022 No.17427027 File: 151 KB, 800x1200, carciofi-alla-romana-final-1[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17421187 The problem is that they look like you fucking eat it raw.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 01:50:48 2022 No.17427053 File: 82 KB, 1080x1080, australian-fairy-bread-ft-1080x1080.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 01:55:54 2022 No.17427060 File: 420 KB, 467x480, epic flail.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17414845 fucking kek.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 02:03:05 2022 No.17427077 >>17423187 with some milk this could be a pretty decent breakfast

>>	Microwavebro Mon Feb 14 02:08:26 2022 No.17427086 >>17426166 The one on the right .

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 02:17:07 2022 No.17427112 >>17418437 On God id be eatin' up that no cap

>>	Microwavebro Mon Feb 14 02:20:34 2022 No.17427121 >>17426103 Is that you Tomorrowman ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 02:25:37 2022 No.17427132 >>17420498 If I pay for a pizza, and it comes with ameretard's plastic slices on it, I burn down the restaurant

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 02:26:05 2022 No.17427135 >>17414700 >>17417844 >Somebody should ask the waiters to sing happy birthday while they do this >lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 02:40:15 2022 No.17427168 >>17423339 Fun fact: that's only if you take the medication at the same time as the charcoal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 02:43:34 2022 No.17427180 >>17420248 So whats the end product?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 02:47:47 2022 No.17427192 >>17417844 Im gonna start a restaurant where waiters just throw a plate full of food on the floor. I'll market it as 'a tasteful experience.'

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 02:58:10 2022 No.17427216 >>17415507 I'm thinking about trying some Chicago dogs but I plan on using sub bread, no way is all that shit fitting on a hot dog roll.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 03:03:40 2022 No.17427233 >>17427192 if the plate's edible too, they dropped it on the table, and it was within 50% of a normal meal's price, then I'd consider it

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 03:08:38 2022 No.17427246 >>17423196 i can't believe it got worse the more i watched

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 03:23:10 2022 No.17427276 >>17415498 >qt3.14 OMG you intepreted the "pie" in "cutie pie" as the Greek letter and mathematical number Pi and implied it's just a rational number! You're so quirky! May I suck your dick?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 03:23:57 2022 No.17427278 File: 1.79 MB, 1315x1695, 1644773148643.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 03:36:29 2022 No.17427307 >>17420979 Sandwiches are a vehicle for delivering meat. Accordingly, they should have a fair amount of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 03:53:29 2022 No.17427334 >>17414700 I equivalate this to criminal theft.

Anonymous Mon Feb 14 03:56:31 2022 No.17427339

>>17427135
>waitress begins to nervously fidget and sweat
>tells you she will ask
>comes back with a forced smile and says they cannot "unfortunately"
>tells you that however they can play music, for an additional charge
>ask if you can choose the music
>she leaves to ask again
>returns to tell you they cannot "allow" it

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 04:03:15 2022 No.17427355 >>17427278 When I tell vegans to eat shit, I don't expect them to take me so literally.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 04:08:41 2022 No.17427367 >>17427276 newfag get OUT

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 04:11:58 2022 No.17427372 >>17420510 No it’s Altoona, it’s a town in PA by Penn State

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 04:40:53 2022 No.17427405 >>17417844 Always angers me how he picks and places the cocoa powder with the spoon, in a supposedly planned or at least intentional manner, then just dumps the rest down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 04:47:55 2022 No.17427417 >>17427367 You first

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 05:42:41 2022 No.17427518 >>17416916 would eat without the cereal

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 05:46:50 2022 No.17427528 >>17417844 >>17414700 >All these seething flyover chuds that can't appreciate fine art while dining

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 05:48:17 2022 No.17427532 >>17418878 that's not even a proper full english. only one sausage? one piece of toast? no black pudding? those mushrooms looks terrible, too. and what is the yellow stuff on the right? also fuck you

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 05:49:54 2022 No.17427537 >>17423073 >>17427132 the duality of man

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 05:50:28 2022 No.17427538 >>17427276 Jesus Christ have you found the internet like yesterday or does math just anger you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 05:52:12 2022 No.17427539 >>17419863 philly cheesesteaks are delicious but this one looks sad. also that ordering instructions sound like that nazi soup episode of seinfeld lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 05:52:44 2022 No.17427540 File: 81 KB, 456x386, 1519023028257.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17423196 that's ENOUGH

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 06:23:34 2022 No.17427598 >>17414727 The absolute threshold of obesity that had to be surpassed for these to be brought into creation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 06:27:25 2022 No.17427609 >>17423196 now throw it into the trash

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 06:29:09 2022 No.17427614 File: 251 KB, 1296x972, nachos7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17419246 I don't understand why people accept lazily throwing shit in a pile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 06:33:19 2022 No.17427627 >>17423196 The decorative dorito arrangement, with tongs, is a masterpiece in foreshadowing and cinematography.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 06:36:53 2022 No.17427634 >>17418437 holup

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 06:39:30 2022 No.17427640 File: 73 KB, 634x634, 1569459495898.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17418437 Oh god don't do that

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 06:40:31 2022 No.17427643 >>17427627 lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 06:56:54 2022 No.17427685 >>17414700 >music is playing throughout the experience is is some serious cacophonous Euro musique concrète? or showy electronic-jazz-pop-soul fusion à la Jacob Collier? https://youtu.be/CTf0yE15zzI https://youtu.be/IlFD298wTOM

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 07:16:54 2022 No.17427741 >>17414700 do you think i could get away if i freeze dried my cum and scatter on it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 07:18:54 2022 No.17427747 >>17416894 >>17416904 And while you were trying to mock someone. Good job retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 07:20:57 2022 No.17427751 File: 373 KB, 622x596, 9f712601-f068-482c-acd9-a261eda195fd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17414672

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 07:21:00 2022 No.17427752 >>17414845 LOL

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 07:21:40 2022 No.17427755 >>17415937 >this left serving neatly arranged ...are you my middle-aged housewife from the early 1960s??

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 07:25:01 2022 No.17427763 >>17414754 i call it the fecal special

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 07:31:01 2022 No.17427786 >>17422273 >serves 3 men Every time

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 08:13:01 2022 No.17427880 >>17422273 >tfw no visit from Davis it's not fair

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 10:15:07 2022 No.17428172 >>17420709 Cookout continuing to be the most based fast food Moved south for college and it's amazing for the price

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 10:45:46 2022 No.17428254 >>17419943 based antagonizing assaulter i too enjoy carrying potentially lethal self-defense items and purposefully pissing people off just so i can test my weapons on them

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 11:27:43 2022 No.17428359 >>17418437 sheesh this sketti is bussin fr fr no cap

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 11:35:49 2022 No.17428376 >>17414700 >>17417844 >here, now you can clean it up jan- dear customer

>>	Microwavebro Mon Feb 14 14:57:42 2022 No.17429041 >>17427755 Mine is on the right .

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 14:58:33 2022 No.17429044 >>17427077 Hello murica

>>	Microwavebro Mon Feb 14 17:16:56 2022 No.17429582 File: 1.70 MB, 2846x2135, 4F6677F4-17E5-41E6-B20C-4E4F1D91EF18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17427180 H2pvd

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