/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17414566]

My fucking mom won't buy me this and cook it for me. What the fuck do I do?

[Anonymous No.17414572]

fuck off with your shit thread.

[Anonymous No.17414593]

>>17414572
>reee fuck off because i dont like it
Then dont reply you female brained faggot

[Anonymous No.17414979]

Those suck

[Anonymous No.17415016]

>>17414566
Ask your mom’s boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.17415021]

>>17414566
I know an easy solution.

[Anonymous No.17415027]

>>17414566
She might be too embarrassed to tell you that she doesn’t know how to prepare them. Show her this vid
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pqCcRyGbQtw

[Anonymous No.17415068]

murder/suicide. it's the only way forward

[Anonymous No.17415127]

>>17414566
1. Stop trolling
2. Scrape together some pocket change.
3. Walk or bus to the grocery store.
4. Purchase thing
5. Make thing according to package instructions.
6. ???
7. Profit!

[Anonymous No.17415137]

>>17415027
nice goatse reference

[Anonymous No.17415260]

I got this for the first time today and it has less flavor than any ramen type product I've ever seen

I feel like I did something wrong. Didn't taste salty enough either.

[Anonymous No.17415286]

>>17415027
this person is extremely physically unnerving/upsetting to look at

[Anonymous No.17415311]

>>17415260
The flavor is meant to be roasted fermented back bean. It doesnt have a super strong or intense flavor.

[Anonymous No.17415329]

>>17415260
if you ever have the time and feel like trying something new, go try jjajangmyeon from a Korean restaurant or Chinese one, Koreans copied the Chinese and have some differences but the concept is the same

[Anonymous No.17415331]

>>17414566
its cause she knows the spicy ones are infinitely better

[Anonymous No.17415338]

>>17415311
>ja jang
>doesnt have a super strong or intense flavor

[Anonymous No.17415353]

>>17415311
It didn't have any flavor though it had like 1/4 the flavor of a generic maruchan

maybe i used too much water? it looks saucier on the picture

[Anonymous No.17415366]

>>17414566
show her by finding a job, moving out, getting married, supporting your wife through childbirth, buying indomie instant noodles with your own salary, and cooking and feeding it to your wife and her children.

[Anonymous No.17415411]

>>17415366
>supporting your wife through childbirth

how many babies do i have to give birth to a year in order to support my wife? how much do they usually go for? we are white.

[Anonymous No.17415454]

>>17415260
When the pic on the front of the package doesn’t look very appetizing that’s a sign that it’s going to taste like shit

[Anonymous No.17415496]

When I was fucking your mom last night she said she would only buy they for you if you through a giant tantrum in public.

[Anonymous No.17415511]

>>17415496
OMG Reeeaaarrryyyyyy?????

[Anonymous No.17416780]

>>17415286
kek

[Anonymous No.17416791]

>>17415260
How much water did you leave in the pan when you added the sauce mix? You need to drain most of it.

[Anonymous No.17417188]

>>17415260
Many Koreans mix the Neoguri packages into it to give it more spice and flavor. Otherwise O agree they are a bit bland.

[Anonymous No.17417228]

>>17415286
She looks like a real doll come to life.

[Anonymous No.17417936]

>>17415260
You have to do it like in the parasite movie. Taste like salty proletariats topped with overly sweetened bourgeois

[Anonymous No.17417940]

>>17415366
All that work just to eat an obscure SEA noodles

[Anonymous No.17418436]

OP's mom is busy sucking my cock everyday, no time to prepare garbage instant food for her manchild son

[Anonymous No.17418453]

Imagine you virgins eat instant ramen instead of cooking it yourself

[Anonymous No.17418459]

>>17414566
buy and cook it yourself you dumb retard

[Anonymous No.17418465]

>>17417940
>Indomie
>obscure
anon what the fuck

[Anonymous No.17419895]

I woke up this morning. I got myself a beer

[Anonymous No.17419902]

>>17415286
That's what love feels like.

[Anonymous No.17419997]

Even if she bought it if she had to cook she'd see the three oil packet and throw it away.

[Anonymous No.17420033]

>>17417940
they're literally the most popular brand of noodles ever since they started getting popular in 2004.
they're the go-to instant noodle in most nation's MREs now, except Japs and Koreans cuz they have shit taste.

[Anonymous No.17420259]

>>17419997
>three oil packet

[Anonymous No.17420332]

>>17415260
Nope, they're just that bad. It's not actually ramen. It's some soy based oyster sauce bullshit and it's bland as fuck. Avoid all oyster sauce ramen, trust me bro.

[Anonymous No.17420338]

>>17414566
If your mom met >>17417783's dad, do you think they'd fall in love?

[Anonymous No.17420346]

>>17415260
its shit
tastes like dirt
you're supposed to drain most of the water, unlike the instructions tell you to. Still tastes terrible.

[Anonymous No.17421721]

>>17415260
chapagetti and neoguri
combined
with some sirloin steak
delicious chapaguri

[Anonymous No.17421724]

>>17414566
Dude, get a grip. Buy them yourself and leave your mom alone. Asshat.

[Anonymous No.17421809]

>>17414566
>My fucking mom won't buy me this and cook it for me. What the fuck do I do?
You don't have enough good boy points banked up? Maybe offer to do some chores.

[Anonymous No.17421908]

>>17414566
>buy egg noodles
>prepare a soy sauce + molasses concoction, even better if you have sweet soy sauce, replace the molasses with it
>toast ginger garlic paste and some proteins
>put noodles, stir fry them
>add the concoction
Wala