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has he lost his mind?

>> No.17399672

>>17399646
Can he see or is he blind?

>> No.17399674
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17399674

is this the final boss of dogshit keto recipes

>> No.17399679

>>17399646
This actually looks pretty good.

>> No.17399684

>>17399646
is that just chips of burnt cheese with pepperoni? those look like they were scraped off the floor

>> No.17399694

>>17399672
Can he walk a door

>> No.17399843

>>17399646
Caramelized cheese and pepperoni is better than 99% of what this board will eat for dinner tonight. Would destroy that dish and ask for seconds.

>> No.17399860

>>17399843
speak for yourself, i'm making penne with homemade vodka sauce. enjoy your chip leftovers scraped off the domino's box.

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>>17399843
I ate London broil with roasted potatoes and brussel sprouts. my house must 90°F but I was worth it

>> No.17399944

>>17399843
enjoy your diabetes, fat ass

>> No.17399950

>>17399694
Or if he moves, will it floor?

>> No.17399972

>>17399843
Tonight is burrito night at my house.

>> No.17400116

>>17399972
may i come in?

>> No.17400358

>>17400116
Come in my what?

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>>17400358

>> No.17400406
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>>17399646
have you? this is just pepperoni parm crisps. Totally fine as a party snack

>> No.17400410

Aaaaaaand this is why I prefer Adam Ragusea!

>> No.17400443

>>17400410
Neck yourself

>> No.17400465

>>17400406
Yep. Leave it to this board for not understanding the concept of making a snack to bring over to your friend's party.

>> No.17400523

>>17399646
It's super bowl food, party food you eat while drunk.

>> No.17400711

>>17400410
pfft, more like Adam Fagusea heheheh

>> No.17400718

>>17399646
I was going to make that exact same thread
I truly fear he's going full Jack and will end half-paralyzed within a couple of years

>> No.17400725

>>17400718
>After all, you are the top bloke, of how many times you have a stroke!

>> No.17400791

>>17399950
Everybody walk the dinosaur

>> No.17400963

>>17399860
>dry pasta
Undignified

>> No.17400979

>>17399646
For all the haters out there, I'll have you know:
This activated my almonds.
Who else is prepared to try it? I need parchment.

>> No.17401014

>>17400718
nah, they aren't even comparable.
jack is a disgusting fatass who went out of his way to cook the most ranchous shit. he reveled in eating poorly. he deserved his stroke.
john was a more classical chef that put his own flair on everything. i think he'll die peacefully in his sleep when his time comes.

>> No.17401046

>>17400718
The over the top greasy indulgence is for the upcoming Super Bowl. If you didn't know, Chef John loves football, or at least acknowledges that Super Bowl Sunday is possibly the number one food holiday in the US rivaling even Thanksgiving.
Hence, the greasy once a year treat like crazy shit. Its not him going insane, its him knowing his audience.

>> No.17401059

>>17399684
cheese cooked like that is pretty good, tastes like cheez-its

>> No.17401197

>>17399646
This has honestly made me lose all respect for Chef John. What is this shit? it looks like something a stoner would make.

>> No.17401353

Honestly he knows his core audience. He could come out tomorrow and make armpit hair salad and they'll guzzle it up. Respect the hustle

>> No.17401405

>>17399843
>that garbage
>dinner
nigger maybe in fatass ameriburgerstan. Normal people don't eat fried grease and processed meats for dinner. Maybe they do for a snack, but not dinner.

>> No.17401434

>/ck/ suddenly entirely incapable of even fathoming the concept of party snacks

>> No.17401471

>>17401197
https://youtu.be/BlTCkNkfmRY?t=137
chef bong

>> No.17401496
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17401496

>parmesan crisps with a 'roni on top
>guessing he also covers some kind of tomato-based dip
>fun, easy, accessible snack fitting for the upcoming superb owl
>half you retards lose your shit and think john is suddenly a slow-in-the-minds

>> No.17401507

>>17399944
>hardly any carbs, only those found in cheese
do you know anything about diabetes?

>> No.17401787

>>17401353
Poor example there friend, his recipes are more like...

> Cheesy bacon party balls
> Chicago style bacon wrapped chili peppers
> superbowl chili, tortilla crunchies
> Pepporoni pizza pyramids
> Peanut butter and choclate hockey pucks
> Mac and Cheese celebration casserole

Chef john should hire me to write his recipe book.

>> No.17401792

>>17399646
looks fucking great
what is up with you people?

>> No.17401803

>>17399843
I ate a pear and a grilled cheese is that worse?

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17401808

Uh za bros?

>> No.17401927

>>17401197
he makes a ton of shit like this, all kinds of calorie bomb dips for watching football with your bros, it's nothing new

>> No.17402153

Keto brah

>> No.17402155

>>17399646
they're just parm crisps with a pepperoni in them

>> No.17402161

>>17399646
I don't see the issue. That looks pretty fucking good. It would be great as a snack for the average stoner.

>> No.17402169 [DELETED] 

>>17399843
I ate beans and rice because I didn't feel like grocery shopping on the way home. I'm pretty pleased with the decision, honestly.

>> No.17402173

>>17399843
Tonight is Tesco Meal Deal with a Chicken Salad sandwich, Vanilla Coke Zero, and the two hard-boiled egg Protein Pot, get fucked retard

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>>17399843
I ate beans and rice because I didn't feel like grocery shopping on the way home. I'm pretty pleased with my decision.

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>>17400718
Jack unironically posted a shitter version of the same recipe a couple hours later. Great minds think alike I suppose

>> No.17402275

if Fagusea posted this you guys would lose your minds

>> No.17402278

>>17401197
>>17399646
These are delicious as fuck. Seethe more faglords.

My local grocery store sells boxes of these types of parmesan chips and they're great.
Crispy/crunchy, savory cheese? What's not to love? don't pretend you're too hoytie toytie to eat cheese.

>> No.17403354

>>17402275
no, people get mad at him for his pretentiousness and habitual handwaving, not his actual cooking. Well, a little bit of his cooking, but it's mostly his grating personality.

>> No.17403382

>>17401197
It's Superbowl season, faggot. It's common for American youtube chefs to upload relevant recipes.

>> No.17403385

Ahh yes, burnt cheese covered with oil.

>> No.17403388

>>17400410
This is why Chef John keeps jamming cayenne pepper up your poopchute, Adam.

>> No.17403729
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17403729

based chef john

>> No.17403752

>>17399646
That looks pretty nice actually

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17403781

>>17400410
fuck off adam

>> No.17403790

>>17399674
Ha. Gave me a chuckle. I have a friend who follows every diet fad of the week and aggressively recommends it to people.
>bro eat these keto parm cheese chips as a snack instead of something you actually enjoy
>dude im all protein now, just salt meat and water (and ipa's lol!!!)
>dude youre still eating meat? me and my girlfriend are both vegan now, but our pitbull (we like to say pit-baby!) still eats meat

>> No.17403797

>>17399922
Why does cooking make your house hot? Do you live in a mud/thatch hut?

>> No.17403812

>>17403797
a lot of people who live in mild coastal climates like Britain don't have ac

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17403825

>>17399646
For me? It's cheesy onion rings.

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>>17403729

>> No.17403993
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17403993

They should have a celebrity death match for male Foodtubers, and a celebrity mud wrestling match for female Foodtubers

>> No.17404130

>>17403790
>me and my girlfriend are both vegan now, but our pitbull (we like to say pit-baby!) still eats meat
>"pit-baby" mauls owners to death after also being forced to turn vegan.

>> No.17404150

>>17399646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgUlLMG_BzY

HE IS TURNING INTO JACK, I REPEAT, HE IS TURNING INTO JACK!!!

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>>17403790
>friends with a retard "pit mommy"

>> No.17404221

>>17403993
God I'd love to blow a thick load on her face.

>> No.17404266

>>17404221
what did he mean by this

>> No.17404285

>>17401197
he makes pothead food all the time and drops cute little chef john references about he's doing so. pretty sure he does it in the grilled cheese video.

>> No.17404291

>>17404266
her face is pleasing in the sense that it should be glazed cummaciously

>> No.17404713

>>17403790
What is it with pit bulls man? Last time I used a dating app like 80% of the chicks own pitbulls. Poor decision making skills. I’ll let ‘em blow me but that’s it. No I don’t wanna meet your dog

>> No.17404737

I'd eat it.

>> No.17404777

>>17403790
You described 75% of the people between the ages of 18-45 in my area

>> No.17405607

>>17404291
what

>> No.17405944

>>17399646
Fuck off, chef john is a treasure. He makes shit for aspiring home cook soccer moms who otherwise would just make hamburger helper or order mcdonalds. He is a good person and good for food culture overall. Plus it's a fuckin superbowl recipe dude
>>17400410
I know it's bait but I just can't pass up the opportunity to say fuck you Adam. I liked the syrup video though, at least the information contained within.
>>17403993
Fuck this shill, she's fake as fuck and is always doing ads for cheese its and HERSHEYS COLLIDERS DESU and 100% she is really mean in real life

>> No.17405947

>>17399694
Everybody walk the dinosaur

>> No.17406240

>>17404221
Same, I want to paint a line from one mole to the other.

>> No.17406337

>>17403825
Love that subhuman

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17407727

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE VIDEOS ABOUT GIMMICKY PARTY FOOD DURING SPORTSBALL SEASON

>> No.17407734

i still make his garlic lemon pepper greek chicken and potatoes, it's really damn good desu

>> No.17407739

>>17399646
>apply the cayenne pepper o your prostate, just a pinch

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17408884

>>17400410
based.

>> No.17408945

>>17401808
>3400kcals/pizza
>8.2g of sodium (not even salt holy shit)
Do americans actually eat like this?

>> No.17409233

>>17408945
calm your tits, it's just 2 days worth of calories and 5 days worth of sodium.

>> No.17409246

>>17401507
>only carbohydrates cause diabetes
obese ketotards be like

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>>17400725

>> No.17409578

Super bowl

>> No.17409882

>>17399843
I just made some potato soup based off his recipe.

>> No.17409921

>>17405944
>100% she is really mean in real life
That's a bold claim. Proof?

>> No.17409951

he knows that people would dip this in ranch but is too proud to suggest it. pussy.

>> No.17410641

>>17399843
>processed meat
>high in saturated fat
>high in sodium
>zero fiber
Oh yes what a healthy meal! Enjoy your colorectal cancer anon.

>> No.17412469

>>17399672
Decent

>> No.17412734

>>17400358
Your burrito