/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17383734]

The worst crimes against Italian food, according to Italians

[Anonymous No.17383787]

Don't care. Also pineapple on pizza is delicious

[Anonymous No.17383809]

>>17383734
>Rinsing or cooling off cooked pasta under cooked water
Is there something wrong with doing that?

[Anonymous No.17383818]

>>17383809
Rinsing off starch which could be used to thicken and improve the texture of the sauce and making the strainer dirty for no reason. Fine if you're making a pasta salad for example.

[Anonymous No.17383829]

>>17383734
Fake. Italian cuisine is now trying to imitate French cuisine.
By nature, Italian cuisine is accessible and simple. It is made from simple ingredients combined into good food by regular people. There are no rules and everyone's "mama mia" makes their own version of dishes. It's cuisine for the peasants.
French cuisine, in contrast, is all about exclusivity because it is born from cooking for nobility. You MUST use specific ingredients. You MUST process them in specific ways. You MUST serve and consume them under a complex series of rules ("etiquette"). It has always been French cuisine fags who would get mad at you for doing it "wrong". Gordon Ramsay is a perfect example - his culinary education is French.

But now Italians are trying to pretend like they have the same right to exclude people from their cuisine. I guarantee 100% that many of these Italian fags' grandmas did all of these things and they ate it up. Italian cuisine is not about rules or being "wrong", it's simply about making good food from simple ingredients.

[Anonymous No.17383833]

>>17383734
>YouGov
Trash.

[Anonymous No.17383860]

>>17383734
Drinking a shot of coffee, in whatever form you like most, is extremely kino. Italians are fucking retards anyway, who the fuck cares what they think.

[Anonymous No.17383861]

>>17383860
>after a meal
I meant to say

[Anonymous No.17383863]

>>17383809

you're supposed to put the pasta into the sauce you're serving it with

[Anonymous No.17383873]

>>17383734
based ketchup-with-pasta lovers

[Anonymous No.17383909]

>>17383734
>Poos cannot fathom the fork

[Anonymous No.17383921]

>>17383860
>who the fuck cares what they think.
You clearly do, otherwise why would you post in this thread.

[Anonymous No.17383941]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2r3dJesHcw
>boils your ragu, thus destroying the italian identity

[Anonymous No.17383965]

>>17383734
based hong kong chads not giving a fuck

[Anonymous No.17383975]

>>17383921
10/10 logic, can't argue with that. Truly genius. Probably a retarded italian.

[Anonymous No.17383995]

What the hell is happening over in Hong Kong?

[Anonymous No.17384006]

>>17383995
Chink takeover.

[Anonymous No.17384044]

>>17383734
>Putting pasta in cold water and then boiling it

What's wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.17384047]

>>17384006
Does that mean they'll stop putting cheese on seafood?

[Anonymous No.17384056]

>>17383734
>Rising cooked pasta in cold water
That's how I make Asian pasta tho

[Anonymous No.17384058]

>>17383833
this

[Anonymous No.17384064]

>>17384056
Asians have noodles not pasta

[Anonymous No.17384109]

>>17383829
>French cuisine, in contrast, is all about exclusivity because it is born from cooking for nobility. You MUST use specific ingredients. You MUST process them in specific ways. You MUST serve and consume them under a complex series of rules ("etiquette"). It has always been French cuisine fags who would get mad at you for doing it "wrong". Gordon Ramsay is a perfect example - his culinary education is French.

You are thinking of Haute Cuisine which is a subset of French cuisine that went international. The majority of French cuisine is peasant food very much like Italian cuisine.

[Anonymous No.17384125]

>>17383734
>garlic bread
Is the problem specifically the garlic, or do they not eat pasta with any kind of bread? I just think it's really handy to wipe the sauce.

[Anonymous No.17384129]

>>17384125
Pasta with bread is considered Sicillian poorfag tier.

[Anonymous No.17384133]

>Imagine caring what italians think about anything?

[Anonymous No.17384135]

>>17383734
I agree with the Italians.

[Anonymous No.17384138]

>>17383734
Why the fuck isn't Canada on this list, but india and mexico are?

[Anonymous No.17384143]

>>17384109
To add on to this, a lot of french, italian, swiss, etc cuisines will insist that you're not cooking properly or in some way doing an inferior job if you're not using specific ingredients from specific regions. This is obviously a retarded lie. The whole point of this is a marketing gimmick to bring $$$ to those regions. There's no fucking reason parmigianno-reggiano should be from that specific region of Italy to be "proper", other parmesan will taste just as good, but Italians will throw a screeching autistic fit and insist you're a filthy peasant if you use other parmesan. Same with the fr*nch and Cabernet Sauvignon, for example.

[Anonymous No.17384232]

I eat pasta not only with ketchup but also with mayo

[Anonymous No.17384237]

[Anonymous No.17384294]

>>17383734
>putting pasta in cold water and then boiling it
I've never done this or known anyone that would have done this which qualifies it to be factually "unnatural", but truth be told I fail to see the reason why it'd be a bad idea

[Anonymous No.17384372]

>>17383860
The argument is that the milk in cappucino fucks with your stomach. Understandable really. Europeans are mostly lactose intolerant

[Anonymous No.17384387]

>>17383734
Hong kong has the best take. Italians btfo

[Anonymous No.17384472]

>>17384387
those people eat bugs and human meat. their opinion is irrelevant

[Anonymous No.17384939]

>>17383734
>having cheese on pasta that contains fish
I mean, people can eat what they want. But for me, fish and cheese is such a nasty combo; just the smell of it makes me nauseous

[Anonymous No.17385096]

>>17384125
Garlic bread is not a thing in Italy. Maybe what they mean is that the garlic taste would overpower the pasta taste?
Also wiping the the sauce with bread is considered bad manners but everyone does it anyway

[Anonymous No.17385115]

>>17383734
>categories with all positive results somehow listed with net negative numbers
How the fuck does this math work? This is fake

[Anonymous No.17385131]

Hong Kong are absolute chads
Eat it however you like

[Anonymous No.17385143]

>>17383734

I've literally seen genuine italians go full autistic tantrum at restaurants to have other guests tell them to shut up and sit down when I was a waiter.

[Anonymous No.17385221]

>>17384237
It's not even at the bottom lol

[Anonymous No.17385227]

>>17385131
It's because they don't eat enough of it to have an opinion. The sampling is retarded anyway.

[Anonymous No.17385289]

>>17385227
Why should we care for what the silly spaghetti people think on how we eat their food anyway?

[Anonymous No.17385297]

>>17383734
So an apparently large body of people in Spain, Mexico, France and India think that eating pizza for lunch is wrong? That's the most surprising thing to me honestly.

[Anonymous No.17385340]

>>17385297
Weird when I worked construction they Mexicans daily lunch was either tamales, weed and soda or pizza, weed and soda.
They were fun to work with though. Funny fuckers with that old school racism. They hated anyone born south of Mexico City

[Anonymous No.17385355]

>>17385297
I don't think it's so much about thinking it's outright wrong as it is about thinking it's better suited for dinner than lunch

[Anonymous No.17385551]

>>17384294
I did it by accident one time, just not paying one bit of attention. filled pot with water, turned on stove, dumped in pasta. other than the pasta really trying to clump together it turned out fine.

[Anonymous No.17385710]

>>17383734
Guarantee they fucked up their Hong Kong sample

[Anonymous No.17385735]

>>17383734
I have never once in my life given a shit about an Italian's opinion.
I probably never will.

[Anonymous No.17385899]

>>17383734
what kind of retard puts pasta in cold water though

[Anonymous No.17385903]

>>17385735
cry more, fat.

[Anonymous No.17386101]

>>17383734
Based

[Anonymous No.17386617]

>>17383734
What would you put oil in water for?

[Anonymous No.17386626]

>having pasta as a side dish
all of my family in italy have a small plate of pasta before the meat or whatever afterwards. whats the big deal lol

[Anonymous No.17386678]

>>17384372
>Eat a giant plate of chicken alfredo
>Oh no thank you sir the milk in this cappuccino would upset my stomach

[Anonymous No.17387000]

>>17383734
Taiwanchads doing what the fuck they want

[Anonymous No.17387006]

all are correct except the pasta in cold water. google herold mcgee and saute pan pasta.

[Anonymous No.17387024]

>>17383734
i dont get the drinking capuccino after meal one

[Anonymous No.17387224]

>>17383734
>having pasta as a side dish
>unacceptable
having a carb as a main dish really activates my fph senses. brb gonna go to /fit/ to browse /fph/

[Anonymous No.17387497]

>>17383734
Based

[Anonymous No.17388414]

>>17384006
Grow up

[Anonymous No.17388456]

Americans make Italian food better

[Anonymous No.17388562]

>>17383734
Did they just not poll any southern italians or what's happening here?
>YouGov
So is this some snopes-tier "source" or what

[Anonymous No.17388570]

>>17384138
Because Canada is just India, China and Mexico by this point

[Anonymous No.17388632]

>>17383860
Scientifically, it’s bad to drink tea or coffee with meat because it heavily interferes with the absorption of Iron

> Dual isotope studies were performed in iron replete human subjects to evaluate the effect of coffee on nonheme iron absorption. A cup of coffee reduced iron absorption from a hamburger meal by 39% as compared to a 64% decrease with tea, which is known to be a potent inhibitor of iron absorption.

[Anonymous No.17389178]

>>17383734
Italian food is just carbs slathered in sauce with occasional sprinkles of meat.

[Anonymous No.17389327]

>>17389178
Traditional dishes, maybe. Most Italians eat things like vegetables, fish, salads, and fruit.

[Anonymous No.17389358]

>>17383734
>Hongkongers are fucking degenerates
To the surprise of noone

[Anonymous No.17389367]

>>17388562
YouGov is just one of those shitty data-mining sites with vague and misleading questions. When they release these infographics, they try to twist the results in a way that makes it seem controversial and attention-grabbing.

[Anonymous No.17389389]

>>17383734
Go shove a porchetta up your ass faggot cuck country

[Anonymous No.17389400]

>>17384143
I have a french friend who is retardedly snobby on food points like this

[Anonymous No.17389405]

>>17388570
Canada has like almost no mexicans or black people, they all got filtered down there by you guys

[Anonymous No.17389438]

>>17383995
being able to enjoy food? crazy I know

[Anonymous No.17389590]

>>17384372
>europeans are mostly lactose intolerant
are you fucking retarded or just a coping chink?

[Anonymous No.17389603]

>>17384372
>>17389590
forgot sauce

[Anonymous No.17389616]

>>17386678
I’m pretty sure chicken alfredo was an American thing

[Anonymous No.17389619]

>>17383734
Why do they interview a bunch of Asian and Arab countries but not Brazil or Argentina even though Argentina's two most famous people are the Pope in Rome (Mario Bergoglio) and Leo Messi

[Anonymous No.17389627]

>>17387024
I don’t know about all of Italy, but when I went to Rome and Naples a few years ago, I learned cappuccino was considered a breakfast-only kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.17389630]

>>17389405
What about Drake and Cheech Marin?

[Anonymous No.17389639]

>>17384138
Why wouldn't Mexico be there?

[Anonymous No.17389778]

>>17383829
French food is peasant food. Like the other anon said, haute cuisine is just a subset of French cuisine. For example, in French, French toast is known as “pain Perdue” which means “lost bread” referring to the fact that you use stale bread for this dish rather than throw it out. Many French dishes are soups and stews to capitalize on the scraps they were given.

[Anonymous No.17390036]

>>17383734
Never met an Italian

[Anonymous No.17390583]

>>17389603
I'm guessing that map is bullshit because there's no way they surveyed Novaya Zemlya separately from Russia

[Anonymous No.17390913]

>>17383734
Based

[Anonymous No.17390929]

>>17383734
>TL;DR Nobody gives a fuck what Italians think

[Anonymous No.17390932]

>>17383734
Don't get why ketchup would be the worst. It's just a sweeter, less flavored version of their precious tomato sauce.

[Anonymous No.17390941]

>>17383734

[Anonymous No.17390951]

>>17383734
>having cheese on a pasta meal that contained seafood
Just came here to tell any italianiggers ITT that you are objectively wrong, parma belongs on seafood fettucini in a cream sauce. Bite me.

[Anonymous No.17390958]

>>17383734
>putting pasta in cold water
oh, and I always do this as well, and I never add more water than just as much needed to cook the pasta so I never have to drain it.

[Anonymous No.17390987]

>>17389778
I love the fact that french food calls french toast lost bread. its a way better name and reflects a kind of homelyness. I want to feed my noble villainess lost bread, have her spoiledly remark on it, before being unable to resist its fluffy eggy breaky tastyness.

[Anonymous No.17391247]

you could at least change the name of the reddit post when you steal from there

[Anonymous No.17391293]

I'll put my opinions with the French.

[Anonymous No.17391631]

>>17383734
Do they just have risotto for the whole meal if they don't like it as an appetizer or side dish? Also, what's wrong with having pasta as a side dish?

[Anonymous No.17391645]

>>17383734
>the only thing Hong Kongoloids aren't positive on is snapping spaghetti in half
what the fuck is their problem?

[Anonymous No.17391672]

No mention of Ramen Alfredo

[Anonymous No.17392021]

>>17391645
They're based

[Anonymous No.17392068]

I advocate all such crimes against Mediterranean mutt "cuisine.
Stay mad pastafuckers. The rest of the world laughs at you.

[Anonymous No.17392726]

>>17391247
Seething

[Anonymous No.17393064]

>>17391247
Stealing posts from reddit is 90% of 4chan content nowadays. It's mostly 13 year olds who are desperate for attention rushing to repost popular posts knowing they'll get (you)s. It's pathetic but if you were to ban the people doing it these boards would be fully dead, so.

[Anonymous No.17393096]

>>17383734
The only disagreements I have as a burger are the coffee and garlic bread. I understand why they dislike the garlic bread, don't want the garlic to taint the palate, but no coffee after is just retarded, especially when tiramisu is a thing.

[Anonymous No.17393185]

I will never udnerstand why people break Spaghetti. They are noodles, they go limp in water, jsut wait a second and they slide right ito a smaller pot aswell

[Anonymous No.17393195]

>>17393096
Coffee is fine, not cappuccino, it's too filling with all the milk, have an espresso

[Anonymous No.17393215]

>>17383734
Brit anon here

>Eating pizza for lunch
Very comfy, and arguably the best time
>Having Bolognese sauce with spaghetti
I prefer linguine myself
>Eating pizza with a fork rather than your hands
I'm always a hand-user, but I don't judge others for eating with a knife and fork
>Having meatballs with spaghetti
Meatballs and pasta are definitely not Italian but I love it anyway, even though I prefer using penne
>Having risotto as an appetiser or side dish
Definitely not, risotto is always best for dinner
>Putting oil in the water you are cooking your pasta in
I do that as well, it helps the pasta not stick together
>Snapping dry spaghetti before boiling it
I do that too, it makes sure there's enough space in the pot for movement
>Adding plain pasta to a plate or bowl and then adding the sauce afterwards
I do that, although it doesn't really matter anyway
>Having garlic bread with a pasta meal
No way, that's usually a starter or an compliment to a lunch platter
>Not adding salt to the boiling water for your pasta
This should always be done, unless you have some health problems with salt
>Drinking cappuccino after an Italian meal
That's for breakfast/coffee break
>Rinsing or cooling off cooked pasta under cold water
Ew, no
Just let it cool down on the plate
>Having cheese on a pasta meal that contains seafood
I never do that, I do have parmesan on tuna puttanesca though
>Including cream in carbonara sauce
Egg yolk is definitely better, but I wouldn't fault you for having cream
>Cutting long pasta with a knife
This I also don't understand, just spin it around the fork
>Having pasta as a side dish
A small serving of stuffed pasta works as an appetizer, but otherwise no
>Having pineapple on a pizza
I don't like it, but I understand why some people like it
>Putting pasta in cold water and then boiling it
You really should boil the water first
>Having ketchup with pasta
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.17393284]

>>17383734
Why isn't Japan on this? In my experience they are the most notorious for butchering Italian (or any European) cuisine.

[Anonymous No.17393514]

>>17383734
>Denmark
>Ketchup with pasta: +50
I feel attacked. I eat that if I have absolutely no clue what to make for dinner, and just want something quick. Even better with a handful of cheddar/gouda.

[Anonymous No.17393526]

>>17383734
How many DKP will I lose if I mix boiled pasta, cheese and fried bacon in french scrambled eggs, because I always fuck up making carbonara?

[Anonymous No.17393543]

>>17389178
spoken like someone who truly only comes in contact with foreign cuisine in his own coutry
The south of italy has a plethora of fish dishes, italian food over all has way more seafood and salad dishes

[Anonymous No.17393691]

>>17383734
Italian here

> ok
> it's gross, it's better to use short pasta or pappardelle
> ok, depends on the pizza
> not very italian, but it's ok

> risotto is a main dish
> retarded
> retarded, with few exceptions
> retarded

> garlic bread is awful, but it's ok for appetizer
> The most stupid thing you can do when cooking pasta
> I don't see the appeal in doing that
> retarded
> disrespectful for the fish. There are very few exceptions
> you don't need cream, the cream also makes carboranara bland. It's a culinary mistake, nothing else
> I never saw anyone doing that
> disgusting
> embarrassing
> disgusting

[Anonymous No.17393832]

>>17383734
>pizza for lunch
Normal
>bolognese spaghetti
Normal
>eat pizza with fork
Are you a woman?
>spaghetti meatballs
American dish
>risotto as appetizer or side
Why not
>oil in pasta water
If you do this you are retarded
>snapping spaghetti
I will snap your spine
>adding sauce to the pasta directly on the dish
Could be ok I guess if it's a warm sauce... putting it in the pot after you drain the pasta is better though
>garlic bread
We don't have this in Italy (unfortunately)
>no salt in water
Don't do this, unless you're already making a very salty sauce ie. Bigoli in salsa
>cappuccino after meal
It's for breakfast
>rinsing pasta under cold water
Only ok if you're making pasta fredda
>cheese and fish
Don't mix
>cream in carbonara
Disgusting
>cutting long pasta
Barbaric, learn to use your fork
>pasta as a side dish
Why
>pineapple pizza
Are you 10?
>dumping pasta in the water before boiling it
Will fuck up the cooking times
>Ketchup on pasta
I will crack your skull with nonna's rolling pin

[Anonymous No.17393837]

>>17393064
if that's the case, then that's what you faggots like - reddit content. I made a novel post about what peoples 7 course meals would be with a Toriko anime theme and everyone was gay as fuck and put cum and water for their dishes.

[Anonymous No.17394099]

>>17393832
>eat pizza with fork
Are you a woman?
>Are you a misogynist shithead?
>spaghetti meatballs
American dish
>Bullshit, we do it here too
>risotto as appetizer or side
Why not
>oil in pasta water
If you do this you are retarded
>snapping spaghetti
I will snap your spine
>sit the fuck down and take your pills
>adding sauce to the pasta directly on the dish
Could be ok I guess if it's a warm sauce... putting it in the pot after you drain the pasta is better though
>garlic bread
We don't have this in Italy (unfortunately)
>no salt in water
Don't do this, unless you're already making a very salty sauce ie. Bigoli in salsa
>cappuccino after meal
It's for breakfast
>rinsing pasta under cold water
Only ok if you're making pasta fredda
>cheese and fish
Don't mix
>You're dogmatic and retarded
>cream in carbonara
Disgusting
>idiot
>cutting long pasta
Barbaric, learn to use your fork
>pasta as a side dish
Why
>Why not?
>pineapple pizza
Are you 10?
>Are you really this much of an autistic pedant?
>dumping pasta in the water before boiling it
Will fuck up the cooking times
>Ketchup on pasta
>I will crack your skull with nonna's rolling pin
A deranged overreaction, but ketchup is way too sweet to use on pasta

[Anonymous No.17394183]

>>17383734
Indians really do not have a concept of silverware do they?

[Anonymous No.17394252]

>>17384143
I have a friend from milan who's unironically like this. One time I told him Americans took pizza and improved it and he wanted to punch me

[Anonymous No.17394365]

>>17383995
They are incredibly based by the looks of it.

[Anonymous No.17394396]

>>17383818
>strainer
lmao this faggot has useless kitchen aids you have to clean after use and doesn't know straining from the pot is faster because he saw an ad for pasta strainers

[Anonymous No.17394562]

>>17394099
Meds NOW

[Anonymous No.17394607]

>>17394396
do you use the lid to strain it? if so, strainers are easier to clean.

[Anonymous No.17394830]

>>17390932
The texture would bother me

I mean, I think it's easily the worst thing on there

[Anonymous No.17395838]

>>17385735
inspiration struck.

[Anonymous No.17395869]

>>17390951
Italians are homosexuals because of this fact: fish and dairy taste like a women’s genitalia and therefore masculine men or bi/lesbians will prefer as such.
Gordon Ramsay himself said that.

[Anonymous No.17396241]

>>17383734
Based

[Anonymous No.17396285]

>>17383787
this

[Anonymous No.17396322]

>>17395869

[Anonymous No.17396343]

>>17383734
>putting pasta in cold water and slowly bringing it to boil
Aside from tradition, literally what is wrong with this? I know it will probably throw cooking times off, but I can't see how it would be any different from starting in hot water.

[Anonymous No.17396358]

>>17396322
>ur cuisine is literally gay
Lmaoooooooooooo. Can't tell if this is actually an amazing shitpost or if Ramsay is unironically retarded.

[Anonymous No.17396369]

>>17396322
>Men who are dominant and masculine archetypes prefer sweet dressings...
>Salads are seldom liked by small children unless a sweet dressing is applied.
hmm

[Anonymous No.17396394]

>>17396343
Is makes absolutely no difference. Only thing is it's more likely to stick unless you're constantly stirring

[Anonymous No.17396893]

>>17384006
Meds now

[Anonymous No.17396896]

>>17384006
schizo

[Anonymous No.17396988]

Very ashamed to see my US tax dollars went to defending these Hong Kong sub humans

[Anonymous No.17397605]

>>17390583

[Anonymous No.17397613]

>>17390583
And another

[Anonymous No.17397623]

>>17394396
It's not a pasta strainer and I don't think they're advertised very heavily you fucking retard. It's a general use strainer and yes I do buy and own things which in my opinion make my life easier and more enjoyable. You probably scramble your eggs on stainless steel so I don't expect you to understand.

[Anonymous No.17397696]

>>17397605
>>17397613
These are showing rates of 90-100% lactose intolerant in the population of Western Europe? That can't be right, where are you getting your source?

[Anonymous No.17397710]

>>17383734
What the FUCK is India's problem?

[Anonymous No.17398306]

>>17384939
but the filet o fish is god's gift to the world

[Anonymous No.17398558]

>>17383734
I agree with all the Italian no-nos except
>having cheese on a pasta dish with seafood
pic related is really tasty

[Anonymous No.17398632]

>>17384006
>butthurt chink replies
wow you must've hit a nerve

[Anonymous No.17398831]

>>17383734
I literally couldn't care less what anyone thinks or says about me how I eat my food. Especially some randoms who I don't even know exist

[Anonymous No.17399579]

>>17383829
French cuisine is mostly peasant food, italians are just 110% autistic about it.

[Anonymous No.17399685]

>>17383734
>not adding salt to pasta water (assuming you're not just adjusting for a very salty seasoning)
Jesus fucking christ, how is this even a debate? Unsalted pasta is literally inedible.

[Anonymous No.17399963]

>hating garlic bread
fuck your dumb rules

[Anonymous No.17399973]

>>17398558
> sir you don't eat parmesan on shrimp scampi
FUCK YOU GIUSEPPE PUT THE CHEESE ON THE SHRIMP AND AHUT THE FUCK UP AND BRING ME MOSCATO!

[Anonymous No.17400150]

>>17391645
hk is china

[Anonymous No.17400174]

>>17397696
Those two are maps showing the percentage of lactose tolerant people.
I'm not that anon, just someone with common sense and the ability to read context.

[Anonymous No.17400196]

>>17400174
>l1.png
>l2.png
Those are haplobullshit maps, anon.

[Anonymous No.17400302]

>>17400196
Stay mad, retard.

[Anonymous No.17400578]

>>17383995
being in a constant state of foreign occupation

[Anonymous No.17400593]

>>17383941
this is basically just chili. I'm sure it's fine but it won't have any of the carmelized flavor

[Anonymous No.17401024]

>>17400593
Sonic’s into some freaky shit

[Anonymous No.17401161]

>>17383734
BASED AF

[Anonymous No.17401625]

>>17395838
kek

[Anonymous No.17401672]

>>17396322
>judging people based on how they eat salad
What about having no dressing at all?

[Anonymous No.17403022]

>>17383734
Christ Italians are so pretentious. Iit's just food. Shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.17403035]

>>17396322
People pay real money to read this pseudoscience drivel. Next up: your zodiac makes you autistic.

[Anonymous No.17403060]

I make food how I like it. I don’t give a fuck about anybody else’s opinions on how I cook. Honestly you people live such good lives you have hours everyday to whine and bitch about authenticity and other dumb bullshit. It’s amazing the kind of first world problems you invent.

[Anonymous No.17403066]

>>17384294
It literally doesn’t change anything. Gives me 4 extra minutes to prep the sauce and meat while I wait for pasta

[Anonymous No.17403074]

>>17393096
You have a mental illness if you can’t eat pasta and garlic bread in the same meal. You are LITERALLY a freak if it upsets you. Get some help from a therapist please.

[Anonymous No.17403107]

>>17383734
read that as "eating pasta with a fork instead of your hands" at first and i got really confused

[Anonymous No.17403140]

An ‘authentic’ hole in the wall pizza place in Chicago, run by an ethnic Italian-descent family, keeps posting anti-pineapple memes on its facebook page, but yet they still serve pineapple pizza.

[Anonymous No.17403145]

>>17403035
t. capricorn

[Anonymous No.17403178]

>>17384472
>>17385227
Thank you for clearing that up, Chang!
.05 Good Citizen points have been added to your social credit score. Please keep these anti-racist posts up and inform about the Glorious CCP! Our dear leader thanks you

[Anonymous No.17403189]

I cant help but douse my sketi in cold water because I struggle to keep it al dentie enough after cooking :( the pasta keeps cooking in its own heat and becomes too soft. at least the texture comes out right with the cold water

[Anonymous No.17403202]

>>17383861
We drink coffee after a meal, is just cappuccino that is not a thing. I'm not saying that there's a good reason not to drink it, in fact it's just a matter of habit/tradition, but we don't do that.

[Anonymous No.17403215]

>>17384125
Garlic bread doesn't exist in Italy. Most people will tell you that pasta and bread don't go together, but as an italian I can assure you that in every restaurant and also when homecooking, a lot of people eat both. We even have a word for dipping bread into the leftover pasta sauce: scarpetta. We do that.

[Anonymous No.17403300]

>>17383734
objectively correct opinions on the divisive section:
>risotto
it doesn't make much sense as a side dish, nobody is going to put up with its preparation process for just a little fistful of it
>oil in cooking water
just fucking stir
>not even going to write down that third abomination
>mixing sauce and pasta in the plate
if you do that mixing the two makes a mess, and with almost any sauce you want to finish cooking the pasta in the sauce pan so that the pasta absorbs some flavor

[Anonymous No.17403414]

Why are italians so autistic about their traditional food? Do they think that every random peasant in the 1800's cooked the dishes the exact same way every fucking time?

[Anonymous No.17403441]

What the fuck else do you use ketchup for if not for pasta?

[Anonymous No.17403699]

>>17384138
Because no one in their right mind would ask for a canadian opinion on food

[Anonymous No.17404039]

>>17403035
Myers-Briggs beat you to the punch
t. INTP

[Anonymous No.17404058]

>>17393514
Children seem to really like pasta with ketchup, I guess because it's easily digestable carbs or whatever. But I would never be caught serving that to an adult.
I think the problem is that west/north Europe has taken the saying "live and let live" to its logical extreme, and made tolerance the highest virtue. So, just because a Dane considers something "acceptable" does not mean they would ever actually consider doing it.

>>17393526
Donkey Kong points?

[Anonymous No.17404577]

>be Italian
>tell someone "that's not real Italian food/you're not eating it right"
>they have an absolute meltdown
Why does the rest of the world crave our approval so much?

[Anonymous No.17404617]

>>17389178
every single staple food is a carb, you fukken retard. potatoes, pasta, rice, bread. what the hell do you eat then?

[Anonymous No.17404624]

>>17393691
>garlic bread is awful
why can't you just die already?

how could anyone have such bad takes