NOT MY PROBLEM

[Anonymous No.17347972]

There are two kinds of people in the world: people who've pissed in the kitchen sink, and liars.

[Anonymous No.17347983]

>>17347972

In the more culturally-advanced European countries, kitchens come equipped with a special urination basin for women and manlets.

[Anonymous No.17348003]

>>17347983
>women and manlets

How does this make sense when the toilet is lower?

[Anonymous No.17348008]

>>17347983
>In the more culturally-advanced European countries, kitchens come equipped with a special urination basin for women and manlets.

In backwards nations like America, the handicap-accessibility legislation does not cover manletism, forcing short kings to use steppy-stools in order to micturate whilst cooking or eating.

[Anonymous No.17348024]

>>17348003
>t*ilet

Don't even say that word here, it's a porcelain symbol of subjugation.

[Anonymous No.17348025]

>>17347983
>the slope of the hill outside

that can't be good for the house since all the water and snow is going towards the low point where the house is

[Anonymous No.17348049]

LTG pisses in the sink instead of the bowl. He however pisses in bottles most of all. https://youtu.be/Z3EMTZgsFQM

[Anonymous No.17348061]

>>17348049
what on earth is that hairline

[Anonymous No.17348115]

>>17347972
I pissed in the sink and in the trash can as a child. I wanted to see what would happen.

>few hours later dad yells
>"who the fuck pissed in the trash can?"

[Anonymous No.17348170]

>>17347983
i really don't want to believe this, but i do

[Anonymous No.17348192]

>>17347972
how mentally ill do you have to be to piss in a sink

[Anonymous No.17348338]

I've pissed in the bathroom sink but not the kitchen one.
I wash dishes in that one.

[Anonymous No.17348341]

>>17348115
>I wanted to see what would happen.
Experiment is basis of scientific method.

>>17348338
>I wash dishes in that one.
Exactly - you wash the dishes anyway, so who cares.

[Anonymous No.17348344]

>>17348025
it probably keeps sloping on the other side

[Anonymous No.17348401]

>>17347972
You're the dumbest person alive, honestly. I use the bathroom sink like a normal person.

[Anonymous No.17348520]

>>17348401
bathrooms would be so much better if they just had piss sinks instead of urinals, no more piss splashes at all

[Anonymous No.17348548]

>be teenage me
>morning glory every single morning
>diamond cutting fury
>will not go anywhere until ive started to piss
>cant march through the house with a boner
>piss in the bathroom sink because its next to my bedroom (no t*ilet that was in seperate room)
>every single day for like 4 years
>if i forgot to run the tap for a little bit the bathroom would reek of piss
>if bathroom is occupied piss in bottle in my room
honestly if my parents didn't want me to do this they would have installed a t*ilet next to my bedroom. boomers, when will they learn?

[Anonymous No.17348557]

I used to pee in the basement sink in my parents house when I was a kid but I stopped after my parents started wondering if there was a plumbing problem because that sink smelled like piss

[Anonymous No.17348579]

>>17348557
youve gotta run the water down the sink for a little while to flush the piss through the S bend, there is no need to stop pissing in the sink anon, just up your game. we're all gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.17348608]

>>17347972
how the hell do ya climb up there ?

[Anonymous No.17348617]

not my problem wagie

[Anonymous No.17348622]

not my problem cart cuck

[Anonymous No.17348633]

not my problem kino janny

[Anonymous No.17348659]

not my problem bitch

[Anonymous No.17348668]

not my problem

[Anonymous No.17348697]

>>17347983
What is this thing actually for?

[Anonymous No.17348797]

>>17348192
What's wrong with pissing in a sink? It's basically as urinal.

[Anonymous No.17348835]

>>17348115
>"who the fuck pissed in the trash can?"
a similar thing happened to me, but my brother shit in the driveway and my dad came running in yelling WHO SHIT IN THE DRIVEWAY???

[Anonymous No.17348840]

>>17348668
how

[Anonymous No.17348868]

>>17348835
i pissed in an ice cream container once, taped it up and carefully put it in the bin. my dad confronted me about it and told me not to do that again. another time i put my old broken toolbox in the bin and a few weeks later i saw it in the shed. im not sure why my dad patrolled the bin so hard but i assume he was going through it every week and checking what the family had been throwing out.

[Anonymous No.17348884]

>>17347972
im a disgusting XX cis straight female so i use a cup or a bowl by squatting over it, then pour the contents in the sink.

[Anonymous No.17348887]

>>17348840
poop in hand then gently place turd onto toiletpaper art feature.

[Anonymous No.17348922]

>>17348868
kek
I imagine your dad got pissed that somebody threw out a perfectly good ice cream container so he dug it out of the trash and opened it up, and it was pissed in

[Anonymous No.17348925]

>>17348884
god I wish I could watch you do that with your feminine penis

[Anonymous No.17348930]

>>17348115
i pissed in the bin once as a kid while sleepwalking

[Anonymous No.17348940]

>>17348868
why did you do that

[Anonymous No.17348949]

>>17348922
"Damn it, son, we could have kept old screws or bits of wire cutoffs in that."