/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17340972]

>restaurant only takes reservations for at least two people
>never eat at restaurant

[Anonymous No.17341009]

>>17340972
>make a reservation for two people
>show up and say I'm meeting someone
>order my food

It's real easy sad frog poster

[Anonymous No.17341023]

Why not just invite a friend?

[Anonymous No.17341028]

Only good part of these stupid frog threads is getting to make a smug reply, shame they get jannied by the time I check

[Anonymous No.17341029]

>>17341023
Haha yeah about that.

[Anonymous No.17341030]

>want to eat at restaurant that only has 2 tops
>I'll hire a high class hooker
>she thinks i'm wine and dining her to be a "captain save a ho"
>calls her pimp and leaves
I got dumped by a hooker bros.

[Anonymous No.17341032]

>>17340972
Hire an escort for a couple hours. You can hire porn stars for a few hundred an hour, the bonus being you get to fuck them after.

[Anonymous No.17341083]

>>17341032
Would be a pretty expensive dinner and then people would know me as the guy who takes prostitutes to restaurant.

[Anonymous No.17341085]

>>17341023
Where do I get a friend from? The friend store?

[Anonymous No.17341089]

>>17340972
Then go there without a res, retard.
If a place does “reservations only for 2 or more” it doesn’t mean “you can’t go by yourself”.
It means that if all the tables are booked, you’ll probably just eat at the bar.

[Anonymous No.17341166]

>>17341089
It's very embarrassing to get turned away at the door while all the city slickers walk past you with their reservations and Gucci loafers and fancy German girlfriends.

[Anonymous No.17341196]

>>17341166
Then suffer

[Anonymous No.17341334]

>>17341196
I do.

[Anonymous No.17341341]

>>17341085
Yea, just go on craigslist and post an ad