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If you can't eat these without problems you're a beta. It's just taste, it doesn't hurt you.

>> No.17314817

>>17314814
>product comes from a country where the native population can't digest milk

>> No.17314819

>>17314814
>It's just fire, it doesn't burn you

>> No.17314820

It’s just my dick in your ass, but you’re still going to cry like a bitch anyway.

>> No.17314821

>>17314820
You never had sex in your life.

>> No.17314844

I cant enjoy it, im distracted because it feels like im getting acid burn damage on my tongue, and I like to preserve my sensitivity.

>> No.17314851

I don't thing those squiggly lines are korean

>> No.17314860
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>>17314814
This one is better

>> No.17314955

>>17314851
they are

>> No.17314963

>>17314860
Absolutely based

>> No.17314973

>>17314814
2x is hot enough and even then the taste is masked by the heat, eating that would just taste of heat whats the point?

>> No.17314998

>>17314814
>It's just taste, it doesn't hurt you
tell that to my anis

>> No.17315018

>>17314814
i willing to bet money you are one of those silly cunts who makes soup out of it and thus dilluting the heat instead of preparing it as a dry noodle as per instructions.

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>>17314998
Too much information
You got some ants in your pants and they want to dance

>> No.17315051

Damn, I thought that OP post would be the ultimate soijack generating machine, but literally zero soijacks so far.

>> No.17315053

>>17315018
Fuck instructions, learn to improvise.

>> No.17315063

>>17315051
Could be worse, it could be a useless frog poster.

>> No.17315073

>>17315053
any monkey can "learn" to prepare it soup style. just dont come bragging in here like you are some sort of spice lord. eat that shit straight then we can talk

>> No.17315087

>>17315073
That's good, "I AM THE SPICE LORD OF THE UNIVERSIVE"

>> No.17315112

>>17315018
I've tried a few sauce/water ratios with the 3x, and soup version is *barely* diluted

>> No.17315122

>>17315018
it doesn't make you a silly cunt to prepare your instant noodles "wrong" ya dafty.

>> No.17315137

I always pour the water out then add the spice packets, I realy don't like it as a soup.I always add other stuff like chicken and broccoli.

>> No.17315158

All across the world we're all goofy bastards.

>> No.17315161

>>17314814
>Engaging in masochism makes you not a beta
I bet you also fantasize about being throatfucked by a BBC until you're choking. It's just a gag reflex, it doesn't hurt you.

>> No.17315165

>>17315161
Speak for yourself you faggit

>> No.17315309

>>17314814
yeah I am a beta. Every time I eat this shit, my body goes into primal fight or flight instincts, like my body doesn't agree with my brain anymore, I can't move my hand to put the noodles into my mouth

>> No.17315375

>>17314821
Jokes on you fagboy. I have sex every time I get paid.

>> No.17315603

>>17315161
oddly specific my guy

>> No.17315668

>>17315165
I'm right though, you literally like spicy shit because you like pain. That's perverted and you should feel ashamed for it.

>>17315603
Yeah I was being oddly specific on purpose, I actually don't care if it's white cock or black cock, big cock or small cock, smelly cock or clean cock.

>> No.17315721

>>17315668
>I actually don't care if it's white cock or black cock, big cock or small cock, smelly cock or clean cock.
you like them all huh? maybe clear your mind of cocks for a second before posting

>> No.17315870

>>17314814
I would understand if it used something like a Carolina Reaper or a real pepper to bring the heat up.

Instead it uses fake ass shit.
What's the next level?!
>Herp derp if you can't eat a spoon full of capsaicin powder you are a beta.

>> No.17315928

>>17315721
>clear your mind of cocks
Literally impossible. According to my psycho the rapist, the only reason I'm a fatass is because I need to ALWAYS have a cock in my mouth, but since I can't, I try to cope by shoving food in there instead.

>> No.17316121

>>17315018
My little sister did that. I told NO that's not how it's eaten. And then I made her a proper one. And she couldn't finish it. So much for being able to handle spicy stuff.

>> No.17316232

>>17314814
I kept eating for a week straight and built a tolerance to it but you're lying about it not hurting you. Your tongue doesn't have spice taste buds, you perceive it by pain receptors. Mild heat is the way to go unless you were raised on spicy food like a Mexican or Thai.

>> No.17316264

>>17314814
i licked my lips while eating this one and had to amputate them

>> No.17316340

Did not know they made a 3x. I used to eat the 2x all the time as a fun "challenge" with my friends. The thing is the flavor is actually good but after you prove your manhood it really is not worth having your pee and shit burn for the next 24 hours while having stomach pain. Just because you can withstand pain does not mean you need to make it a part of every meal

>> No.17316362

>>17316340
the first few bites of the 2x has a delicious chicken flavor that other chicken ramens don't do for some reason

>> No.17316368

>>17314814
I like the 2x spicy ones, I bought a 10 pack, I've finished 8 of them so far, cleaned the bowl.

I think I'll never buy them again, and just get the normal chicken from samyang.

The cheese and tomato ones are about the spice level I like.

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>>17316368
>cheese and tomato

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>>17316375
Yea they make a lot, I buy them off amazon, they come out to be about 2 bucks a pack that way, which is a bit on the high side for ramen, but I like them a lot and can't buy them in a store.

>> No.17317699

I snorted the powder flavor packet of one of those on a dare,I ended up with a bloody nose for 3 hours.

>> No.17317757

>>17315018
that's what the instructions say you fucking retard

>> No.17317789

>>17316385
for me it's pink and curry
my walmart sells bags of 2x spicy but I don't like it as much

>> No.17317812

>>17314814
All Korean noodles taste like garbage.
Its all weird spice that makes your lips uncomfortable and nothing more.
Chinese noodles, now that's my jam, so flavorful, oily, great.
If you like le spicy just buy capsaicin extract and add as much as you want to your food. No need to eat meme food that tastes like shit

>> No.17317835

yeah nah, the stew type and tomato pasta ones are GOAT. stew type broth is so fucking silky and decadent

>> No.17318108

>>17314817
sk is one of the largest consumers of dairy

>> No.17318125

>>17317699
everything alright anon? all the people I knew growing up who would snort things on a dare are dead or in prison

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17318128

>>17314814
>3x Spicy

>> No.17318417

>>17318128
do you think these guys know how much they're made fun of online?

>> No.17318421

South America does spicy food better, if i'm not near tears on the toilet, regretting every life decision that led me to this moment then what's the point?

>> No.17318508

>>17315018
People did this so often that they made a version meant to produce broth. They call it stew type. It's one of their best products. Thicker noodles and the broth is better than I've had from dedicated ramen brands

>> No.17319424

>>17314814
I ate this shit and the chili sauce oil mixture touched my uvula and it made me cough uncontrollably with noodles still in my mouth and some of them went up my nose and I got 3x chili sauce in my nose and it was pure suffering, I cannot begin to describe how much pain I was in, tears and mucus coming out of every orifice, completely clogged up sinuses for days afterwards, migranes afterwards, the whole 9 yeards.

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>>17318417
A few of them do, I know pic related and the guy who gets edited into blacked porn (james youniverse) deleted all their meme videos.

>> No.17319450

I LOVE THESE.

They are so spicy and so good that i literally cry while eating them because its so delicious.

>> No.17319471

Speaking of Korean noodles, what happened to shin ramyun? Completely flavorless now.

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17319473

sorry spice-chuds, it's time to bow before the king

>> No.17319474

These are so fucking stupid, it's just pure pain and you can't even taste the flavor, I don't even know what they're supposed to taste like, the pain drowns out the "chicken" flavor.

>> No.17319478

>>17319473
I had one of those one and it was absolutely nasty.
If you leave even a tiny bit of water left, the cheese sauce turns into a fucking soup instead of coating the noodles and it's absolutely digusting.

>> No.17319483
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>>17319478
then obviously you made it wrong

>> No.17319493

>>17319478
>leave 8 tsp of water
noob

>> No.17319511

>>17314814
>It's just taste, it doesn't hurt you.
People have died eating ghost peppers retard.

>> No.17319514

>>17315375
Based hooker fucker

>> No.17319627

>>17316385
What's the cheese flavour like? Always wanted to try but don't want to buy like 5 packs of something I might hate

>> No.17319633

>>17314814
I hate these super spicy noodles. They just taste like hot.

>> No.17319639

>>17318128
I feel top left somehow doesn't belong

>> No.17319717

>>17316385
I am quite partial to the jjang (green pack in the center left) variety myself.

>> No.17319720

>>17318128
Wojack posters deserve death by horse rape.

>> No.17319958

>>17314814
truth

>> No.17319972

I got covid and 3 weeks later I still can't taste these shits. It's even less spicy. It's just pure salt and sweetness. I never realized how sweet they taste it kind of grosses me out. It's like sugary

>> No.17319976

>>17319627
It tastes like the original but with a cheese flavor powder you can pour into it. At least that's what I get from it.

>>17319717
I don't know what a jijang is but I might give it a spin, I got like 10 packages so I need to eat those first.

>> No.17319977

>>17319424
It touched your vulva? U dirty nasty bitch. Why are you getting spicy noodles on your pussy? How does that even happen. I bet you stink

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>>17319720
Sounds like a hell of a way to go out I love Mr. Hands

>> No.17320542

>>17319478
why are people incapable of following directions when it comes to these? this happens if you didn't start with 500ml of water. you boil them in 500ml of water. it says to leave 8 tbsp / half a cup of water in the pot for stir frying. if you used too much water the remaining starchy water is now too diluted for the sauce to adhere properly without a substantial amount of extra stir fry time and at that point your noodles are overcooked.

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>>17314814
Where do you even find the 3x spicy? I can't find them anywhere, none of my local asian markets have them either. I doubt I'll be able to even eat them because the 2x already ruins my asshole but I just have to see how hot they really are

>> No.17320824

>>17314851
hangul is pretty much the diametric opposite of squiggly, anon

>> No.17321945

>>17320824
I'm assuming anon's talking about the Thai nutritional panel.

>> No.17322398

>>17314814
Are you stupid?
Pain isn't taste, go back to kindergarten.
Ate that korean ramen mixed with habaneros btw.

>> No.17322542

>>17319720
I concur.

>> No.17322566

>>17320713
idk where you're from but the 3x spicy aren't available in as many places worldwide as the other flavours, so usually you'll be paying quite a bit to get some shipped.

>> No.17322574

>>17314814
2x is good but I've built too much of a tolerance for it by now. Havent' seen the 3x anywhere though.

>> No.17322577

>>17318417
I know Matt Christman (center left) loves his and thinks soyfacing is funny.

>> No.17322596

>>17319478
Gotta cook it a little bit after you mix everything in to thicken it properly. Also I always add bacon bits, parm and a little milk/cream to boost it up.

>> No.17322971

>>17314814
>it doesn't hurt you
except it does

>> No.17323013
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17323013

you're supposed to balance out the spiciness with magic meme sauce (kewpie).

>> No.17323069

>>17315161
>immediately talks about black dick
Mutt’s Law

>> No.17323087

>>17319511
Good, ghost peppers taste like shit and the only people eating those foul little fucks are retards eating spicy things to prove their manliness, because nobody is eating ghost peppers for enjoyment

>> No.17323098

>>17314817
Tbf, humans are a freak of nature for still consuming milk past infancy.

>> No.17323106

>>17315018
I made them thinking they were ramen the first time

>> No.17323135

>>17323098
Cats do it, there’s a video of a cat sneaking milk right out of the udder

>> No.17323143

>>17317812
it is true. I am convinced that people meme eat these things in the hopes that it might summon Twice to perform a gang blowjob

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>>17314814
What did he mean by this?

>> No.17323627

>>17318108
No they aren't.
https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/milk-consumption-by-country
1. Finland - 430.76 kg/capita
2. Montenegro - 349.21 kg/capita
3. Netherlands - 341.47 kg/capita
4. Sweden - 341.23 kg/capita
5. Switzerland - 318.69 kg/capita
6. Albania - 303.72 kg/capita
7. Lithuania - 295.46 kg/capita
8. Ireland - 291.86 kg/capita
9. Kazakhstan - 288.12 kg/capita
10. Estonia - 284.65 kg/capita

>> No.17323641

>>17316375
ALL INSECTS MUST DIE!

>> No.17323664

>>17314814
Not spending thirty bucks just to try some noodles. Stomach has a hard time with spicy stuff anyway. Which is bullshit cause I love spicy food.

>> No.17324633

>>17314814
I can't find these in any physical or online store near me. I don't want to pay $20 shipping costs for a pack of instant ramen.

>> No.17324657

>>17316385
The spicey cheese one was one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever tried. One bite and I spit it out. Threw the rest in the trash. What an abomination of flavors.

>> No.17324669

>>17323627
>Finland - 430.76 kg/capita
which is bizarre because Finland has the highest percentage of INFANT lactose intolerance but most people just get over it as they grow up

>> No.17324674

>>17315073
MY ARAKIS

>> No.17324925

>>17320713
Just buy the sauce, it's easy to get

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17324947

>>17324674
THE SPICE MUST FLOW

>> No.17325205

>>17314814
I remember when I was young and thought that my manhood rested on the ability to eat insanely hot foods.

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17325291

>is only smells

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17325373

>>17314814
>I'm tough because I eat spicy food

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>>17325373
whoops wrong skinner pic