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Anonymous Mon Jan 17 00:47:02 2022 No.17286798 [Reply] [Original]

My son wanted pizza and we ran out of frozen pizza so I made him one completely from scratch. Garlic bread stuff crust pizza. First time doing it. Does it belong here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 00:49:12 2022 No.17286809 File: 194 KB, 1571x1089, gigachad 9000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17286798 good parental figure and cook / 10 you're an admirable human being anon. I would inhale this 'za

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 00:50:47 2022 No.17286812 File: 420 KB, 596x767, 1621757324139.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17286798 looks like something i'd eat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 00:50:53 2022 No.17286814 guys, please...no more homemade pizza threads

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 00:50:59 2022 No.17286815 Is this your first time making pizza? pretty good if so

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 00:53:42 2022 No.17286832 You're sons a piece of shit. He should have eaten what you offered him. He has no respect for you. Why would you make a pizza and reward that. You're ruining him. You're greeting a spoiled entitled little bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 00:57:28 2022 No.17286847 >>17286798 I ate dinner already and this pizza made me want to puke it up so that i'd have room to eat this instead

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 00:57:55 2022 No.17286849 smells a little reddit. i am hoping not

Anonymous Mon Jan 17 01:01:06 2022 No.17286860

>>17286832
okay retard. OP clearly wanted to do something nice for their kid, they made no mention that their kid refused to eat anything. probably went like this.

>hey anon child, what would you like for dinner?
>can I have frozen pizza, anon parent?
>ah looks like we don't have any, sorry bud.
>oh okay
>Hey, why don't I give making homemade pizza a shot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 01:02:52 2022 No.17286863 >>17286798 the pizza looks amazing, can you please post the steps to make it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 01:05:48 2022 No.17286871 >>17286863 Thanks, it's from this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU5pgqVV4QM

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 01:10:33 2022 No.17286891 >>17286871 Thanks, you really nailed it, good job anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 01:16:19 2022 No.17286905 >>17286871 Finally, a pizza recipe that isn't like "just use tomatoes, lol!" for the sauce. The sauce needs flavor, tomato only sauce is fucking trash.

Anonymous Mon Jan 17 01:19:01 2022 No.17286917

holy shit this board and everywhere else is so fucking underage how the fuck does op have a son anyway?
NO.
your pizza is mediocre nonsense only good for kids food frozen pizza replacements.
and good job you did great on that!
but cmon people
up ya game

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 01:28:38 2022 No.17286955 >>17286798 >was going to shitpost >pizza looks to be more than decent huh good job OP you're not THAT gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 01:32:58 2022 No.17286972 That google image search result lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 01:33:30 2022 No.17286973 >>17286832 You didn't have a parent that loved you, did you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 01:36:43 2022 No.17286990 >>17286972 >from reddit in august 2020 of course

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 01:40:47 2022 No.17287006 File: 47 KB, 128x128, 638154614990176287.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17286814 what, you dont like pizza????

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 03:45:49 2022 No.17287476 File: 5 KB, 249x249, coj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17286798 That isn't your first attempt you lying piece of shit. Imagine stealing pictures from the Internet and making threads playing it off as your own. Pathetic loser.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 07:03:10 2022 No.17287921 >>17287476 Have sex tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 07:13:29 2022 No.17287956 >>17286832 You're trying too hard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 07:13:50 2022 No.17287957 >>17286798 save the picture for when your wife gets back from her business trip so she knows you both had good food while she was gone

Anonymous Mon Jan 17 07:31:05 2022 No.17287988
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Stop spoiling your child. It's like you deliberately want him to grow up into a little faggot. If there's no pizza, there's no pizza. Giving in to his whims is irresponsible as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 07:34:25 2022 No.17288001 what you really want to do is make sure you take all your parenting advice from the seething childless incels of /ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 07:42:09 2022 No.17288017 >>17288001 This but unironically. Childless incels have their points because they're fully aware as to how shit children can be, hence the decision to not rear any.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 07:43:23 2022 No.17288021 >>17286798 >ran out of frozen pizza You have a stockpile of frozen pizza? I don't even know what to say

Anonymous Mon Jan 17 07:46:47 2022 No.17288035

>>17286798
Why would you pretend you made a pizza? This is just sad
https://yandex.com/images/search?rpt=imageview&url=https%3A%2F%2Fyandex-images.clstorage.net%2F1IJ0f0314%2Ff49490Ov9%2F7_pOW6GRTLVcK0lO5LWkXUFWn1MlS6t1bSi46Ey0dEQy5i-5OyWGPp1yXifQceMItW7iaBKC6xgzd99AVCGboPda56YEhdixwGYMZ-zcrHFESuer4d87nKmsZB3sDNhxAvoLqUYJxzalhoduSSwOHfTrG5wqvq_Mxk_nPRDor-2HrjeaXDEodQzPHSKhWdxJXKYfB5VjuwRFzOzxuLzoJU6OB2nP9f-2GXa2pvnoPgksC3OMogZvYDJrN4mwWIfJh7LTrhAlRCkQQ0VimR3AnRB2W8u1k5uc6XB0jXw0XJnKhrdhP2kjyiGmytbxDLYtaIeXjAKqM7wC79MZNKDbuduOpxLAKdjZwNv5Ls3FVO3oyptzWcPbtBmYgFGspAglUnJzuTfxAxIBUr7yTeByrdyPH_COhrecWvvrWSgcZzGHqjcixAngXeSTgcKBKTj9sA47QznfB0SFpEiZPKREfZpm-3334QtKNVK6QiEsvtXAY3tMCgJfDB6bjxXILI-ZXyJbYjy95GEws-2OfRk8CSByb3dd8-dESaB4FfhgxBluDlOdQ4GLhhk2ZnL5IJ6hXG_3WHqm78A-C5sJcDSfheOiNw4EzXw5bBv1Oj2xwCUscmd_xUt3EJ3QeHnEdAhxMm5L1ZMBr2q9bh5CtfyK3agTi0AWHqtEpmN70Xi8o71r2pcSXAXshTBTEdqFGczpFP7jYzXD99w1WEwFlIR40U6Kvy234YeWtd5mrvmwulWgr3vAIlJfiLJr51nQIHcRbwobAjiV1IVgE2ViOTGsydBW6_vNUwOsndAEtSRM-E1afkud81nT4j1mwj65hL4Z-Cuv2Na-1zwWjxNFFJCHoStaY9J8OQCxCBMJTn1FpH1kKvf7UWNjdDEssCFoMPg95qqftYuFjy5xblr2Mdzm4dgnj1zKOvt8wmNftbjoG-EDnmuqmDHYVXgfyd7NLbh9LN6TkyFDd_SxhAApJDwA&cbir_id=113640%2Fbcuqh6yt3h4c2XYEFjDwFg0814

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 07:49:51 2022 No.17288043 >>17286832 Kys boomer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 08:16:19 2022 No.17288105 >>17286798 pizza looks ok. however you will never be a woman

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 08:33:00 2022 No.17288148 >>17286832 your trying too hard lurk more redditor

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 09:23:03 2022 No.17288254 >>17288035 weird. maybe someone training their bot to measure engagement. maybe just someone having a giggle

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 09:50:54 2022 No.17288329 >>17286809 cringe

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 10:01:56 2022 No.17288355 >>17286798 That looks really good, but as a former pizza chef, I need to give you this tip for next time, put the pepperoni on top of the cheese so it gets crispy.

>>	sageman Mon Jan 17 10:28:39 2022 No.17288425 >>17286798 looks good anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 10:44:14 2022 No.17288476 >>17286798 looks really good

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 10:45:57 2022 No.17288484 >>17286809 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 10:46:17 2022 No.17288487 File: 1001 KB, 865x859, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17286798 >Google reverse search >Find pic related >The herbs go in all fields Shame on you faggots for replying to him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 10:48:45 2022 No.17288493 >>17288487 I glad I didnt give him gold.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 13:11:28 2022 No.17289043 File: 16 KB, 467x475, 1630152583046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17286798 I'd eat that, good job, most of my pizzas have come out pretty bland, but i'm still learning

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 13:15:56 2022 No.17289051 >>17286860 more like >if i eat the pizza can i go home >ah, we'll see bud.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 13:16:27 2022 No.17289052 >>17286832 >He should have eaten what you offered him apparently OP offered him a pizza, and it looks good, so I would assume that the kid accepted

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 16:00:56 2022 No.17289749 bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 21:09:30 2022 No.17291298 That looks fucking delicious

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 22:07:45 2022 No.17291519 >>17288035 this is a fed

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 23:03:59 2022 No.17291769 File: 33 KB, 645x632, ScreenHunter 7854.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17286798 "Bruh"....

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 23:06:05 2022 No.17291775 >>17291769 >made it into the search results hell yeah. thanks suckers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 23:25:25 2022 No.17291849 >>17286798 >Garlic bread stuff crust I would absolutely devour this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 23:39:38 2022 No.17291927 >>17291849 See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU5pgqVV4QM

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 00:42:30 2022 No.17292222 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 01:16:23 2022 No.17292344 >>17286798 Why is this shit still up? All fields

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 03:02:01 2022 No.17292663 >>17292344 seethe

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 10:41:40 2022 No.17293714 >>17288035 Could you make the link any smaller?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 14:27:21 2022 No.17294494 >>17287988 >If there's no pizza, there's no pizza >anondad clearly had the ingredients to make pizza I don't understand this post

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 14:31:00 2022 No.17294504 >>17286798 wow you sound like the best mom ever

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 17:23:06 2022 No.17295195 >>17294504 thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 20:05:51 2022 No.17295930 >>17288017 >incels >decision

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 01:30:52 2022 No.17297194 >>17286798 I prefer pita or tortillas for the base for maximum crunch when I make my own pizzas but I would demolish this, looks great OP

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 10:55:26 2022 No.17298718 >>17286832 you used to be a son

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 11:08:32 2022 No.17298760 This picture was literally on the front page of reddit yesterday. OP is gay

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 14:35:07 2022 No.17299604 File: 727 KB, 1800x1800, sanmarzano-tomatoes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] May as well ask here. Worth it to make your own pizza sauce? If so, what's a good recipe for it that doesn't involve these imported tomatoes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 16:23:58 2022 No.17300039 >>17299604 >cut up a few roma tomatoes >add a bit of herbs and garlic >mash them with the potato masher Thats what I did when I forgot to buy sauce a while back, turned out pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 18:02:56 2022 No.17300425 >>17298760 sucker

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 21:54:12 2022 No.17301471 >>17299604 Yes but you can just use regular peeled or crushed tomatoes. Or paste if you're looking for something some chain places or DiGiorno's tend to make.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 22:36:48 2022 No.17301610 >>17286832 Reading comprehension needs work

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 22:39:37 2022 No.17301617 >>17286871 >cooking pizza sauce it's not fucking pasta sauce

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 03:42:54 2022 No.17302672 >>17301617 >he doesn't cook his sauce for five hours Retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 03:55:20 2022 No.17302706 >>17286809 Based

Anonymous Thu Jan 20 04:29:25 2022 No.17302784

>>17302672
it cooks in the oven once it's on the damn pizza and you know it. that youtuber has no goddamn clue what he's doing and yet he feels it necessary to make an instructional video on his dumb bullshit recipe. I bet he still uses canned sauce when not on camera

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