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They really need to make better packaging for eggs. I accidentally put my laptop satchel ontop of the eggs and it broke them all

>> No.17282572

>>17282568
just don't be an idiot, incel swine
This is literally not a problem to 99,99% of people

>> No.17282575
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17282575

Made me look up sum shit, op

>Before its invention, eggs were carried in egg baskets.[1] In 1906, Thomas Peter Bethell of Liverpool invented a predecessor to the modern egg box and marketed it as the Raylite Egg Box. He created frames of interlocking strips of cardboard, and packed these frames in cardboard or wooden boxes for transport by road or rail.[4]

the original ones were heavier but your laptops wouldn'ts haves brokens thems

>> No.17282576

>>17282568
So they need to change the packaging because youre retarded?

>> No.17282579

>>17282575
In 1911, newspaper editor Joseph Coyle of Smithers, British Columbia invented the egg carton, to solve a dispute between a local farmer and hotel owner in Aldermere, near present-day Telkwa, in British Columbia,[5] over the farmer's eggs' often being delivered broken.

In 1921, Morris Koppelman patented an improved version of the egg carton made from cut, folded and glued cardboard and functions similar to todays egg cartons. The patent emphasized the ability for it to fold flat after use, which is a feature no longer considered important.[6]

In 1931, American Francis H Sherman of Palmer, Massachusetts patented an egg carton formed with pressed paper pulp that is recognizable as the modern egg carton used today.[7]

In 1969, the United Industrial Syndicate (UIS) in Maine (a division of The Portland Company) patented an egg carton appears similar to Sherman's pressed paper pulp carton but has special pedestals formed into the carton to provide support for the weight of stacks of egg cartons and other strength related features and also an improved clasping closure feature. The three inventors listed on the filing are Walter H. Howarth, Gerald A. Snow, and Harold A. Doughty.[8]

>> No.17282587

>>17282568
> I'm retarded, pls help.
- OP

>> No.17282590

>>17282568
>Vital Farms
Pretty good eggs you ruined there.

>> No.17282600

>>17282587
>>17282576
>>17282572
Fuck off big egg shills

>> No.17282601

>>17282568
yes, other people need to be aware that you're a retard and they need to adjust accordingly

>> No.17282603

Don’t put things that are heavier than your eggs on top of them retard

>> No.17282736

>>17282603
We don’t all have easy lives like you. Raised with internet and the best pc you could get
Fuck yourself

>> No.17282824

>>17282736
Not him but I had a Packard Bell 386 20MHz PC with a 2400 baud modem growing up. Somehow I still learned how to treat eggs properly.

>> No.17282884

>>17282568
is your laptop made out of fucking cinder blocks

>> No.17282928

>satchel
it's a purse. you dont look like Indiana Jones, faggot.

>> No.17283231
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>>17282928
Retard

>> No.17283243

>>17283231
>spends 15 minutes clacking and unlatching this in an inner city starbucks
>dons custom prescription blue light filtering sunglasses and high-end in-ear monitors
>takes a sip of coffee, black, of course
>hackervoice: "I'm in..."

>proceeds to spend the next four hours copy-pasting code while listening to podcasts

>> No.17283253

>>17282568
Or how about you just be careful instead

>> No.17283287

>>17282568
>ruined a $6 carton of eggs
rip

>> No.17283289

>>17282568
Are you willing to spend the extra dollars to cover the costs of 'big egg' making heavy solid wooden packaging like >>17282575 ?

>> No.17283313

>>17282568
dont put shit on top of them then?

>> No.17283401
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17283401

>>17283243
>leans back to take a sip of your $9 medium, black coffee after a stretch of copy pasta
>basketball american dashes by and yoink your apparatus
>unbeknown to the basketball enthusiast the premium, heavy duty strap is still secured to your neck thus you are dragged along w/
>the asphyxiation causes you to piss and shit involuntarily while bystanders shout "Basketball Lives Matter"

>> No.17283440

>>17282568
Nice bait OP, I genuinely can't tell if you are a retard or pretending to be one

>> No.17283490

>>17283401
God DAMN I wanna make a sex in that lady. Maybe 2 sex.

>> No.17283514

>I put something heavy on top of my eggs and they all broke it wasn't my fault
brainless nigger

>> No.17284432
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17284432

>he doesn't have an ULTRABOX 308 for his egg carrying

>> No.17284445

>>17283231
Please be joking. This is so gay

>> No.17284451

>>17283231
el autistura

>> No.17284457
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17284457

>>17282568
My whore duck lays the best eggs.
One time her egg fell from my wood burning cookstove onto a concrete floor and didn't break, just cracked a bit.
She is fucking crazy.
Everyone tell Sticky she is a crazy bitch who lays crazy bitch eggs (picrel, she's cosplaying her fave anime character chrischan)

>> No.17284470

lol murican eggboxes wtf? I could put my mid tower desktop on top of a brit eggbox and it won't crush it

>> No.17284491

>>17284470
There are an assortments of egg cartoon types in the US. OPs looks like one of those recycled material egg cartons that hide cost cutting under the guise of eco-friendly shit sucking.

>> No.17284500

>>17284457
sticky you crazy bitch, how do your eggs get so strong

>> No.17284540
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17284540

based retard

>> No.17284698

>>17283231
you'd have to be the cringiest virgin on the planet to carry this shit around

>> No.17284740

>>17284491
fair enough, i''m used to ones where the whole box is made of the stuff that the bottom of the box is made of in OP's pic - those things are rigid enough to handle a bit of rough treatment in a bag, it's that flimsy cardboard lid that fucked him

>> No.17284775

>>17284457
moar pics of sticky plz

>You crazy bitch, that lays crazy bitch eggs

>> No.17284778

>>17282568
OP I think you're stupid for doing what you did. I'm happy that this misfortune has befallen you. I hope all your eggs henceforth will break before you are able to consume them.

>> No.17284791

>owns a computer
ngmi

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17284793

>>17282568
>he doesn’t own chickens
ngmi

>> No.17284807

>>17284457
bitch you crazy and yo eggs are WHACK

>> No.17284973

>>17282568
They need to do something better to compensate for you being a dipshit clutz? Try paying attention for a change and take responsibility for your own fuckups, dumbass zoomer.

>> No.17285004

>>17283401
this bitch needs to fart in my mouth

>> No.17285072

>>17282568
>I accidentally put my laptop satchel ontop of the eggs and it broke them all
No, you INTENTIALLY put your laptop on top of your eggs because you're a fucking retard. There's no "accident" being lazy and stupid.

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>>17283231
My dude using a pelican case which I KNOW is dense and clunky as shit, you deserve to have your eggs crushed. Those belong on film sets, not everyday use. Plus that model is like $200

>> No.17285112

>>17283401
ZAMN

>> No.17285117

>>17282568
>I'm retarded
>someone should save me from myself

>> No.17285300

>>17282568
>laptop satchel

What a fucking faggot.

>> No.17285326

>>17283231
What a faggot. I hope a trigger happy ventillates you and you bleed out on the ground clutching that like the faggot you are.

>> No.17285569
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17285569

Buy eggs with better packaging then, poorfag.

>> No.17285601

>>17282568
>i put my laptop on them
seems like you're the problem here

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>>17284775
here u go anon

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>>17285569
LOL egglands best is half the price of OPs eggs
>t. Egg connoisseur

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>>17282572
>>17282576
>>17282572
>>17282587
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DESIGN CARTOONS BETTER! YOU CAN'T JUST IMPROVE ON WHATS ALREADY BEEN DONE! IF YOU DON'T HECKIN LEAVE THE EGG CARTARINO ALONE, STOP MESSING WITH THE HECKIN CARDBOARD BOY I'LL...I'LL aaaaaAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17285663

>>17284445
>>17284698
Lol imagine being such bitch ass faggots that you get upset over a quality product.
You some faggots for real.

>> No.17285678

17285640
Ok retard

>> No.17285687
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17285687

17285678
SHADAP BEECH

>> No.17286015

>>17285663
I bet all the girls are cooming over your incel case lmfao

>> No.17288168

>>17283231
Should've kept your eggs in that and none of this would've happened.

>> No.17288851

>>17284457
>>17285603
This proud duck qween needs to be dicked down and put into her place.

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17288858

>>17288851
I agree but she's a femcel and all the other ducks hate her and wont hang out with her.

>> No.17288865

>>17282568
Eggs on top and bread on top of that. How hard is life?

>> No.17290261

>>17285640
>>17282600
>Big egg shills
Literally delusional, if you can make an egg carton that is cheaper and stronger then you should go patent that shit and sell it to these mysterious "Big Egg Shills" who plague the board

>> No.17290277

>>17282572
>,
Fuck off yurp faggoy

>> No.17290286

>>17286015
>restricting what you buy to only things approved by women
holy cringe

>> No.17291147

>>17282590
Agreed, my go-to brand that I grab when they go on sale. Their butter is pretty great too.

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>>17290286

>> No.17291787
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17291787

>>17283231
>paying $200 for plastic and foam

>> No.17293013

>>17282568
bump

>> No.17293048

>>17282568
Almost anything is packed in a carton box, stop being such a dumbass OP. Buy a new carton of eggs and be less of a spasmo next time.

>> No.17293055

>>17282568
get a lighter laptop

>> No.17293104
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17293104

>>17283231
I saw the pic and then the replies and thought it was weird people were hating on such a high quality egg case.
Then I checked the rest of the thread and learned that this retard is just storing a computer in it.

>> No.17293125
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17293125

>he doesn't have a egg sack

>> No.17293558

the heat of the laptop cooks the egg

>> No.17293573

>>17293104
lol this
just ditch the laptop and put the eggs in the case OP
the answer was right in front of you all this time