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Anonymous Sat Jan 15 14:50:02 2022 No.17279051 [DELETED]

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Is this guy doing satire?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 14:51:43 2022 No.17279063 >>17279051 he's doing what he likes and that's fuckin hot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 14:55:05 2022 No.17279080 File: 1.05 MB, 1280x720, SaintS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17279051 Saint Salmonella, never jokes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 14:56:18 2022 No.17279085 >>17279051 He's as serious as a stroke, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 15:35:59 2022 No.17279276 File: 92 KB, 232x217, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17279085 Seriously though, how can a fatty lose functionality of his hands and still continue to keep his old behavior

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 15:40:08 2022 No.17279295 File: 2.75 MB, 1280x720, OneYearOldBrisket.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17279276 He's leaning keto now, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 15:42:58 2022 No.17279307 >>17279295 Interesting, good for him I guess. I believe you can still have a fucked up diet on keto, especially for people like him, but still cutting sugar and soda will probably do good for him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 15:45:43 2022 No.17279314 >>17279051 >Is this guy doing satire? performance art

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 16:50:55 2022 No.17279568 File: 487 KB, 590x777, Jack Keto.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17279307 Spoiler: Jack actually keto

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 16:57:44 2022 No.17279600 >>17279568 Is he trying to kill himself?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 16:58:49 2022 No.17279605 This is by far the best satire. https://youtu.be/_c0XELtN5KE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 16:59:05 2022 No.17279606 >>17279600 Someone ought to

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 17:03:39 2022 No.17279620 File: 2.35 MB, 853x480, JackKnifeTest.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 17:04:58 2022 No.17279625 >>17279620 >DIY serrated knife

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 17:36:00 2022 No.17279710 >>17279051 He's the nicest guy on youtube anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 17:52:00 2022 No.17279768 >>17279620 Did he ever explain why he was cutting wood?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 18:18:04 2022 No.17279874 >>17279051 Nah or else he wouldn’t be butthurt and turn the comments back on, on his videos

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 18:56:43 2022 No.17280088 >>17279874 He did turn them back on but he has to approve the comments first

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 19:37:15 2022 No.17280262 >makes an app for his channel that gets like 3000 views a video he's the american dream. a disastrously fat retarded hustler who won't say die.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 20:50:02 2022 No.17280619 >>17279051 His Facebook is pure comedy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 21:13:55 2022 No.17280727 >>17279768 gotta eat your veggies

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 21:15:41 2022 No.17280736 File: 94 KB, 718x837, 2022-01-15 23.13.00 m.facebook.com dccdd35e-0e37-4e0c-90ee-faa3fdb91231~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Jan 15 21:29:51 2022 No.17280810

>>17279768
Something he saw on tv probably to show the strength of steel knives. But it's a ceramic knife, which isn't meant to stand up to pressure like that on wood. If you watch the video, he actually was able to get a full refund for the knife. I'm sure he didn't say how it got like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 21:58:48 2022 No.17280940 >>17279051 I miss when anons would spam the shit out of this guy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 22:02:07 2022 No.17280952 >>17280736 jack lives beside like a magic water MLM saleswoman and did an endorsement for them too before he had a stroke. I don't know if it's still up but it was a slightly amusing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 23:27:03 2022 No.17281360 >>17279295 he fed that year old brisket to the members of his Prosperity gospel Protestant church in Tennessee

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 23:35:58 2022 No.17281413 >>17281360 it was in a freezer

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 23:41:29 2022 No.17281444 File: 149 KB, 1085x1122, Apu shidded and farded.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17281413 >it was in a freezer yeah, it was also freezer burned

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 23:50:09 2022 No.17281482 File: 53 KB, 640x753, 1641013533900.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17279295 MMmMm!! Look at thhhhattt. It's so j u i c y.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 23:51:40 2022 No.17281493 >>17279600 He's trying to outrun covid

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 23:57:34 2022 No.17281516 >>17281444 I'm not a kiwifarm user but do you guys think freezers allow meat to continuously rot or something?

Anonymous Sun Jan 16 00:02:52 2022 No.17281550

>>17281516
>do you guys think freezers allow meat to continuously rot or something?
freezers go through a defrost cycle to ensure ice doesn't build up. that defrost cycling dehydrates the meat and turned the brisket into something like meat jerky plywood.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 00:11:24 2022 No.17281580 >>17281550 hmm if only he were cooking it in some sort of liquid stew

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 00:15:10 2022 No.17281596 File: 122 KB, 848x960, FB_IMG_1498867142635.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >go into ace hardware >see this what do /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 00:16:17 2022 No.17281601 File: 799 KB, 614x665, 1jj.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 00:29:11 2022 No.17281646 >>17281601

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 00:31:41 2022 No.17281654 >>17279051 is that steven segall

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 00:33:43 2022 No.17281664 >>17281580 His chili was more of a big, bean soup. But it's not going to rehydrate that brisket either way

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 00:36:44 2022 No.17281680 >>17281664 >water goes out, never goes in cry baby cry

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 00:44:08 2022 No.17281704 >>17281596 take a picture and post it on here to piss off someone like myself

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 00:47:20 2022 No.17281717 >>17281596 >you'll every taste

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 00:50:49 2022 No.17281726 File: 2.87 MB, 1080x1080, jack ninja.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17281601

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 01:01:41 2022 No.17281757 File: 13 KB, 650x650, 1623532238622.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17281596 wew lad

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 01:07:01 2022 No.17281776 >>17281596 >feed my face

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 01:09:12 2022 No.17281783 >>17279620 >cut into wood with the most brittle type of knives >"oh, wow, yup, it broke! You can hardly see that HUGE FUCKING CHIP on the blade." What a useless tit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 01:14:33 2022 No.17281799 >>17281596 >feed my face >the best you'll every taste >that snapchat-looking bullshit "art" I hope his son grows some balls and puts a return beating on this fat retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 01:36:02 2022 No.17281880 steven seagal looking rough these days

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 03:01:13 2022 No.17282071 >>17279606 Kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 03:20:08 2022 No.17282138 >>17279276 Couldn't he have recovered arm function pretty much back to normal or near normal but just couldn't be assed?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 03:23:12 2022 No.17282152 >>17282138 Yeah once you have a stroke you just have to hope yourself better. Jack just didn't have what it takes and so he can't use his arm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 03:24:24 2022 No.17282156 >>17279568 >BONELESS PIZZA WTF were we eating pizzas with bones in them all along !?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 03:26:47 2022 No.17282159 >>17279768 It adds some crunchy and umami to the mayonnaise and jelly salad

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 03:29:58 2022 No.17282171 >>17282156 They're really small and they soften in the oven like canned sardines

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 03:31:56 2022 No.17282177 >>17282156 anything that leaves my kitchen has had a bone in it no! not like that! I mean I've put my dick in them!

Anonymous Sun Jan 16 03:38:24 2022 No.17282194

I admit I am still not over people as stupid as him existing. I wish I could grow out of this. I can't even laugh at him anymore. It just gives me an inexplicably feeling of dread.

I honestly wish he would just die to his own stupidity. Until he does he is living proof, that there is just random chaos in this universe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 03:50:41 2022 No.17282222 >>17281596 Why yes, I go to my local hardware sauce when I'm looking for bbq sauce

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 04:21:11 2022 No.17282285 >>17281726 Which video is this from?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 05:19:53 2022 No.17282414 >>17281596 Why would I want to feed a drawing's face?

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