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17263300 No.17263300 [Reply] [Original]

can some nonce explain to me how this shit supposed to knead my yeast dough

>> No.17263304

It’s not. That’s not a dough hook.

>> No.17263309

>>17263300
Gluten forms linear bonds, so the hook (or spiral) stretches those bonds, making them stronger.

>> No.17263311

>>17263304
i wanna spiral one but they dont sell that shit for tilt heads (ive got an artisan)

>> No.17263315

>>17263304
>That's not a dough hook
>It is, in fact, a dough hook
What did she mean by this?

>> No.17263316

>>17263304
Eh, you can use it, it'll be fine. Unless you have dry dough, of course. I do it by hand these days, though.

>> No.17263324

>>17263315
>she
T-thank you for the validation, anon.

>> No.17263340

>>17263300
You uncovered the big secret, anon.
Those machines actually do nothing.
Let's just hope every baker and (decent) restaurant never finds out.

>> No.17263348

I dough what you did last summer

>> No.17263370

It goes,
>vruum vruum vruum vruum vruum vruum vruum vruum
and then when it looks right you're done.

>> No.17263375

>>17263370
You mean feels right.

>> No.17263407
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>>17263340
IM NOT TOUCHING FLOUR WITH MY HANDS EWEWEW (it makes them feel like dust and makes me want to tear my skin off)

>> No.17263443

>>17263311
>i wanna spiral one but they dont sell that shit for tilt heads (ive got an artisan)
You can buy third-party ones though.

>> No.17263454

>>17263443
where? got any you recommend?

>> No.17263463

>>17263454
You can try this one:
https://www.superdoughhook.com/

>> No.17263465

>>17263324
S-shut the fuck up faggot ass tranny nigger

>> No.17263472
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17263472

>>17263463
>https://www.superdoughhook.com
dam that shits in the Nederlands dude...

>> No.17263494

>>17263300
WTF is that? It looks like some sort of weird kinky sex device.

>> No.17263496

>>17263304
Whi is Doug H and why is his hook so good.

>> No.17263505
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17263505

>>17263496
Oh its a pirate hook.

>> No.17263549
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17263549

>>17263300
It emulates the sophisticated motions of an ancient martial art.

>> No.17263570

>>17263472
That’s your best bet with a tilt-head KA though.

>> No.17263586

>>17263465
Meanie ;_;

>> No.17263589

>>17263300
since when are sex offenders expert bakers?

>> No.17263628

>>17263589
oi, you got a loicense to post here

>> No.17263649
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>>17263589
>mfw I see a patisserie

>> No.17263664

>>17263586
get aids, faggot

>> No.17263689

>>17263664
Nah I’d rather get a pedicure. Gotta keep my toes cute.

>> No.17263711

>>17263300
Why don't you just fucking use it and see for yourself, retard.

>> No.17263759
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>>17263711
i literally dont have one, nigger

>> No.17263763

Anon, thats an anal hook

>> No.17263769

>>17263348
Underrated

>> No.17263783

>>17263759
Then fucking buy one, you stupid fucking tranny faggot. It's not that expensive. Or don't, just keep using your clownishly huge man hands because you'll never pass and you'll never be a woman.

>> No.17263809

>>17263783
Wow, you sure got him.

>> No.17263825

>>17263809
Honestly, he kinda did.

>> No.17263831

>>17263825
Yeah got him with the dough hook the fucking nonce

>> No.17263846

>>17263809
Wow, you sure got these nuts in your mouth.

>> No.17263885
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>>17263783
im asking if it's even worth or if i should look for a 3rd party spiral hook
also dont need to pass because trannies suck

>> No.17263908

you have to cram the dough first

>> No.17263918

>>17263465
>>17263783
Why is this anon so tranny-obsessed?

>> No.17263927

>>17263918
that's what happens when you're 20 years old in 2022 and spent your formative teenage years on modern post-election 4chan where everything is part of the cultural war against trannies and SJWs

>> No.17263944

>>17263918
Not the same as the first guy to call him a tranny nigger.
>>17263927
Hah, great arm chair psychology. I'm 30 and I spent my formative years on 4chan, idiot.
Holy fuck, I got a warning for an inoffensive thread about my shitty omelet, but I can say tranny and nigger with impunity? Someone needs to teach these jannies some priorities.

>> No.17263948

>>17263927
>where everything is part of the cultural war against trannies and SJWs
I wish I was naive enough to think otherwise.

But after having Pride Month at my son's kindergarten school where he was encouraged to wear rainbows and being forced to attend white fragility, LGBTQ2, EDI and BLM/George Floyd meetings at my workplace I'm afraid I can no longer pretend there is not an agenda.

>> No.17263949

>>17263944
being 30 and still getting caught up in the tranny obsession is even more pathetic than just being a dumb kid raised in it

>> No.17263969

>>17263949
>still getting caught up in the tranny obsession
Children are being encouraged to delay puberty so that they can have permanent surgeries and further hormonal therapies. Just because this is now suddenly acceptable by society does not mean it is actually morally and ethically acceptable. Recognizing this does not equate to an unhealthy obsession or being an altright neckbeard. Keep your head in the sand but don't expect others to do the same.

>> No.17263982

>>17263949
Maybe you don't remember what 4chan was like, or you don't even know because you're a 2016 tourist, but we said nigger and tranny just as often in 2006 as we do now. I don't give a fuck, I'll be on this shithole when I'm fucking 80 inshallah

>> No.17264005

>>17263969
Trannies do give better blowjobs though.
Like you wouldn’t fucking believe. Holy shit.

>> No.17264026

>>17264005
Unironically this. I don't accept that they're women, but I've worked on oil rigs where it gets lonely, and sometimes it's only the tranny prostitutes who are brave enough to come out to the trailers. I love fucking pussy and eating it, but if I had to choose between a woman blowing me or a guy in a dress, I'll go with the guy in the dress. I understand this makes me a faggot but God damn.

>> No.17264047

>>17264026
>I understand this makes me a faggot but God damn.
Easy workaround.
Unless you see its dick, you don’t know it’s a dude.
I’ve known some damn ugly women.
I’ve also known women with insanely deep voices.
Maybe that wasn’t an Adam’s apple; Maybe she just had a touch of throat cancer.
It’s not gay to get a blowjob from an ugly deep-voiced woman with throat cancer.

>> No.17264061

>>17264047
Being in denial makes you a bigger faggot. Just close your eyes and coom.

>> No.17264081

>>17264047
>>17264026
If I had to choose between having sex with a guy and having sex with a guy dressed up like a woman with fake tits and hormone therapy and severe mental problems I would just go with the guy.

I'm not physically attracted to men whatsoever but a man is not nearly as repulsive as a tranny.

>> No.17264085

>>17264061
>not making a firm conclusion without required proof is denial

>> No.17264091

>>17264081
>If I had to choose between having sex
Nobody is talking about sex, bruh.

>> No.17264102

>>17264081
Who said anything about sex? We're talking blow jobs here, gay boy.

>> No.17264116

I think transgender people and you guys are fat losers who probably are ugly and smell bad and are virgins.

>> No.17264135

>>17264116
>Fat losers
Check
>Ugly and smell bad
Check
>Virgins
I'm married with children.

>> No.17264159

>>17264116
Ugly is subjective.
I definitely don’t smell bad.
And I lost my virginity at 17 to a Chinese woman older than my mom. So joke’s on you, fag.

>> No.17264263

>>17264091
>>17264102
kek

>> No.17264268

>>17264159
>And I lost my virginity at 17 to a Chinese woman older than my mom.
>So joke’s on you, fag.

The joke is clearly on you.

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THIS IS ABOUT DOUGH HOOKS HELP ME

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17265200

>>17263300
Should have gotten the Professional 5 Plus like I did.
Shit is nice

>> No.17265223

>>17263300
by rotating repeatedly dipshit.

>> No.17266559

>>17263300
>asks a nonce for advice
>dozens of replies
you perverts make me sick

>> No.17266569

>>17264268
>The joke is clearly on you.
No, an old Chinese lady was on me.