Stop pushing this shit on us.

[Anonymous No.17253204]

Someone tell these assholes to stop trying to push their factory slop. I liked vegetarian foods on occasion before this shit started. Sometimes a black bean burger was pretty damn tasty and I had the liberty of putting bacon on it. If I wanted. I used to get the veggie patties at Subway because they were made with real veggies and were tasty.

These fake meat products are disgusting. I know they are pushing them at a loss which is also disgusting. Fuck you and fuck your low quality slop.

[Anonymous No.17253214]

>>17253204
what would happen if i ate those raw?

[Anonymous No.17253217]

>>17253214
you would eat cold soggy plant dick

[Anonymous No.17253227]

>>17253217
epic

[Anonymous No.17253274]

man those garloids are tiny compared to the farm ones

[Anonymous No.17253286]

Why would a company "push" products at a loss?

[Anonymous No.17253301]

>>17253286
Attempting to normalize it

[Anonymous No.17253303]

>>17253204
cry harder retard. nobody is forcing you to buy it you inbred mongoloid

[Anonymous No.17253308]

>>17253301
Why would they want to normalize it?

[Anonymous No.17253312]

>>17253308
It's how the government is activating the covid microchips to defund our brain cells and communize America. Also, I'm trans btw.

[Anonymous No.17253372]

>>17253274
YOU! you are that someone
go tell those assholes to stop trying to push their factory slop

[Anonymous No.17253400]

[Anonymous No.17253427]

>>17253204
>I used to get the veggie patties at Subway because they were made with real veggies and were tasty.
Probably some seitan to keep it together, then again seitan is just washed flour.

[Anonymous No.17253438]

>>17253214
I feel like you would get more ill than eating an actual raw sausage

[Anonymous No.17253461]

>>17253308
>Why would they want to normalize it?
Work in the cages, slave.
Multiply and grow the population infinitely to feed my global neo-feudalist death machine, slave.
Live in the human chicken farms and spend half of your slave wages on rent, slave.
Eat the industrial nutrient paste and spend the other half of your slave wages on it, slave.

It's unironically the same reason why housing and land prices are being inflated to the moon. Economical theory requires infinite growth. To get infinite growth you need infinitely growing population. To house and feed an infinitely growing population as cheaply as possible, you need inhuman megacities full of skyscraper-barracks where everyone lives in closets and eats inhuman animal feed for humans. The neo-feudalist elite is pure evil.

[Anonymous No.17253470]

The sausages are fairly gross, but the patties from all the nu-meat brands are all fairly good.

Try some, you'll actually like it. It's just mushed peas, oil, and some color at the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.17253516]

>>17253204
>Subway because they were made with real veggies
the vegetables at subway aren't even made with real vegetables

[Anonymous No.17253569]

>>17253204
Me after the cold shower

[Anonymous No.17253585]

>>17253204
so you liked occasional veg food, but only BEFORE beyond started selling simulated meat
Did black bean burgers somehow become less tasty when Beyond entered the arena? Are you for some reason not allowed to put bacon on your sandwich now that Beyond is in town?

The fact that you used to go to subway because you thought something they sold was tasty is a good indicator that you don't belong on /ck/

[Anonymous No.17253591]

if imitation pork isn't people now it will be eventually

[Anonymous No.17253673]

>>17253461
God I hope we can start locking up schizos again someday.

[Anonymous No.17253685]

>>17253400
Do you have to water baby garloids?

[Anonymous No.17253691]

>>17253204
>more options
>NO STOP PUSHING THIS ON MEEE

[Anonymous No.17253699]

>>17253461
this is what no class analysis does to a mf

[Anonymous No.17253703]

>>17253585
Not OP but I know exactly how he feels. A few years ago I would get some frozen pizzas at Kroger every time I went, because they were pretty good and I liked the box. I mostly just liked the topping combo that the company offered and didn't see it in any of the popular brands. Then one day I'm checking out and the lady bagging my groceries noticed the pizza, and she fucking ASKED me about them. Like "oh, I've been thinking about trying these gluten free pizzas, are they any good?" Needless to say I was fucking floored. What must these people have thought of me? Because of course she decided to include the cashier in the conversation too! I didn't have the heart to turn around and check, but I just knew the people in line behind me were snickering "haha look at the faggot that can't eat GLUTEN LMAO!" I just wanted to scream "I DIDN'T KNOOOOWWW!!!" But instead I had to politely answer, "yeah, they're not bad, you can't even tell they're gluten free." I was so fucking embarrassed that I could never enjoy my favorite frozen pizzas ever again.

[Anonymous No.17253706]

>>17253204
Or you could just...not buy it and go on with your day?
You sound autistic as fuck dude. This is the food equivalent of ranting about seeing a gay couple in public a week ago when you're probably a bigger faggot.

[Anonymous No.17253707]

>>17253585
>don't belong on /ck/

Holy fuck dude take your meds. This isn't some fucking sekkrit club like your favorite tranny subreddit. Face it, beyond meat products are absolute dogshit. more unhealthy than meat and they are getting pushed for god knows what reason.

The fact that this rancid slop is being pushed out to the masses de-legitimizes the other vegetable based products that are good and also takes market share away from them.

[Anonymous No.17253719]

>>17253707
Have you ever actually tried any of these? My sous and myself just brought impossible burgers to our lunch menu and they taste like any other shitty burger. Doesn't compare to our ground wagyu ones of course but dressed up and seasoned they're tasty and healthier.

If it means enjoying a burger every few days and not dying at 40 then who gives a shit?

[Anonymous No.17253726]

>>17253461
I'm a vegan and I bought ny own apartment in the city centre snd I'm currently looking for a 2nd home cabin so I can rent out the apartment and get richer.
It's not my fault that meat eating idiot flesh sacks are wagie slaves.

[Anonymous No.17253727]

>>17253719
>actually falling for the ground wagyu shit

You are either not a chef and a pathetic larper, or you are actually delusional. For the record, they are literally not healthier than meat, especially the ground shit.

And yes, they have a disgusting chewy crumbly texture and are loaded with fat to make them taste edible.

[Anonymous No.17253728]

>>17253707
>schizo telling someone to take their meds
Guess that makes you Beyond Schizo

[Anonymous No.17253733]

>>17253727
We serve snake river farms wagyu steaks. The scrap after trimming and portioning is ground into burgers. No waste retard.

[Anonymous No.17253738]

>>17253727
If It's crumbly you're buying shit product and overcooking. It says on the package to cook to medium rare for the most authentic texture. Learn to cook.

[Anonymous No.17253742]

>>17253707
I used to think subway was good too
Then I started taking my meds, as you suggested, and as it turns out subway is and has been shit since the get-go.

Subway has been gaslighting people into thinking thats what sandwiches are supposed to be. When your local "sandwich" shop is selling a "cold cut combo" that contains three different colored turkey slices, it should be obvious and apparent that the place is shit and you shouldn't be there

Just don't by the simulated meat and you won't have to eat it. its as simple as that.
Don't go to subway and you won't have to eat their shit-stacks

[Anonymous No.17253749]

>>17253204
>feels attacked by the mere existence of a product
Amerilards are so thin skinned. If you don't like it don't buy it. Just because I see ads for a new TV dinner doesn't mean it's being pushed on me, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.17253752]

>>17253727
nobody is saying wagyu is healthier
it would be incredibly wasteful to not grind wagyu beef out of principle, there is a ton of meat scraps that don't have any other practical (marketable) uses that grinding into ground beef

[Anonymous No.17253755]

>>17253733
I guess delusional then, got it.

>>17253738
yes focus on one word of my post, it's still much less healthy and nutrient rich than meat, and has a disgusting chewy taste because of all the fat they inject into it

>>17253742
not OP, subway is trash but I am here defending his braindead opinion from even more braindead people, aka you autists

[Anonymous No.17253757]

>>17253742
>Just don't by the simulated meat and you won't have to eat it
You really don't get it, do you? These people actually think this is some jewish, democrat, satanist plot to end the meat industry for good. The genuinely believe the stuff is being "pushed" to "condition" people into liking something they don't like, so that the government can take away meat and force you to eat fake meat. To them it's not just some other option for people that don't want to eat meat, it's a means to and end to control people, for some schizoid reason. They are literally fucking insane, there is no brain left in their heads, just propaganda.

[Anonymous No.17253764]

>>17253752
Honestly weird to see OP sperg at the words "ground wagyu"
Like let me just tell our regional chefs that saving that 10lbs of scrap from our 80lb hunks of wagyu is dumb because "wagyu burgers are a meme dude"

[Anonymous No.17253766]

I felt this way last time I went into costco and saw they had like three varieties of dried shrimp chips in the chip isle

then I remembered its stupid to be mad about other people liking stuff I don't like

Part of me still doesn't want to eat shrimp chips but that same part isn't stupid enough to complain loudly about it

[Anonymous No.17253770]

>>17253742
>Just don't by the simulated meat and you won't have to eat it
The people pushing it will keep tightening the screw slowly until you no longer have a choice, ever heard of the frog getting boiled in cold water?

[Anonymous No.17253772]

>>17253757
see:

>>17253707
third line since you fucks can't bother to read more than three words before shitting out another reply

[Anonymous No.17253774]

>>17253755
Saving money is delusional? You're actually retarded and need to take meds lmao. Stick to your merican hungry man meals and please never step foot in a real kitchen.

[Anonymous No.17253777]

>>17253772
I don't buy into propaganda that only literal sub 80IQ hillbillies believe, sorry.

[Anonymous No.17253785]

>>17253772
Where is your proof on them being worse than real meat? Are you one of those "soy turns to estrogen in the body!" autists? You get more soy in Asian diets daily than one beyond burger a week would give you.

[Anonymous No.17253786]

>>17253774

Ground wagyu does not exist. Full stop. I'm sure you are told something different by your boss trying to milk their customers out of every last penny but it is simply regular beef with a different fat ratio

[Anonymous No.17253787]

>>17253772
Stick to your microwaved nitrate dogs and your 25% increased risk of colorectal cancer please. We need to remove the uneducated from the gene pool.

[Anonymous No.17253789]

>>17253786
>it is simply regular beef with a different fat ratio

so it does exist

[Anonymous No.17253797]

>>17253789
yes the same way i could take 2% of the fat from your breakfast slop it into a 95/5 mix and call it wagyu

[Anonymous No.17253798]

>>17253786
Dude. It's literally ground scrap after cutting wagyu steaks from a 40lb chunk of wagyu beef. What the fuck do you call it once ground?
This is next level autism.
They even make it preground. But again, we're grinding steak scrap from top sirloin and wagyu.

[Anonymous No.17253800]

>>17253204
Nobody's pushing it on you, snowflake, it's just another option. Last time I checked there was plenty of real sausage at the supermarket.

[Anonymous No.17253802]

>>17253797
Holy shit are you that retard who said slathering a steak in beef tallow is the same? Intramuscular fat is a completely different texture and when ground still carries over a better flavor.

[Anonymous No.17253805]

I worked at a beef jerky manufacturing plant for a while.
The lengths companies will go through to avoid wasting meat is astounding.
I specifically worked on the system that collects beef juices during the processing steps and sprays them back onto the meat inside the ovens. It collects any juices that fall back down and sprays them back on. At the end of the day all the meat juices that dripped out of the beef are sprayed back on and dried on, because wasted protien is wasted money.
The water evaporates out, its literally just protien film we're re-applying to the beef because if you don't you're losing money.

If there is a company out there that refuses to grind beef because its too *pure* or whatever they won't stay in business very long

[Anonymous No.17253810]

>>17253204
Both the beyond burgers and impossible ones are pretty good. We buy the beyond ones occasionally. Not hard to make a good burger with it.

[Anonymous No.17253811]

>>17253805
Sounds yummy. Just basting like you would with turkey or roasted chicken drippings.

[Anonymous No.17253815]

>>17253798
holy fuck they even sell their shit pre packaged ground like that? How much does your chef get scammed for that amount, 12 dollars? 15? Get a fucking grip dude, it's literal edible snake oil