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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Sat Jan 8 21:32:03 2022 No.17245765 [Reply] [Original]

>wife made salmon again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 21:34:04 2022 No.17245776 >>17245765 Lucky you, tendie eating fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 21:34:31 2022 No.17245778 Are you the child in this pic? Because only a little bitch doesnt like salmon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 21:34:47 2022 No.17245779 Sounds delightful

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 21:35:47 2022 No.17245789 >>17245765 I've always found it tasty when she made it for me. After I fucked her. With my doodle

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 21:36:10 2022 No.17245791 >>17245765 i only like salmon in sushi not a big fish guy generally

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 21:36:41 2022 No.17245797 >>17245791 salmon are relatively small fish though

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 21:39:29 2022 No.17245811 File: 962 KB, 245x213, 1620415893159.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17245765 >wife My condolences.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 21:39:32 2022 No.17245813 >>17245778 Salmon has to be done right, or it can be pretty bland. It's better raw than cooked regardless. Frankly, I prefer barramundi, fried up in some lemon and rum. Saltwater barra, cause they're bigger.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 21:39:37 2022 No.17245815 >>17245765 Introduce her to the business end of your belt buckle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 21:40:35 2022 No.17245822 >>17245815 My belt doesn't have a business. What would it even sell?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 21:42:54 2022 No.17245837 >>17245811 she has a penis, I just call her my wife because she's agp

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 21:43:15 2022 No.17245839 >>17245765 Did she previously make stir fry all the time?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 21:44:11 2022 No.17245847 File: 499 KB, 1029x1029, 1616110697444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17245837 >wife with agp My continued condolences.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 21:45:44 2022 No.17245851 >>17245847 she (he) makes it worth it, I just don't like her (his) salmon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 21:48:10 2022 No.17245860 >>17245851 How does your husband season and cook the salmon? I quite like it with old bay, tapatio, and sea salt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 21:48:36 2022 No.17245864 >>17245822 compression software

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 21:49:44 2022 No.17245868 >>17245813 salmon, skin on, sprinkle some salt, fry both sides, done. all you need to do for delicious salmon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 21:49:58 2022 No.17245873 File: 17 KB, 400x400, 1640303526145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17245864

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 21:50:57 2022 No.17245877 >>17245860 >How does your husband season and cook the salmon? he cooks it in his ass after I load him up with my baby batter

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 23:21:40 2022 No.17246206 >>17245877 I haven't heard of this technique before. What region is it from?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 23:23:59 2022 No.17246212 >>17245765 Salmon jerky sounds good right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 9 00:02:29 2022 No.17246362 >>17245778 I use to like salmon and other kinds of fish as a kid, but the older I got(33 now) I can’t stand fish anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 9 00:14:35 2022 No.17246397 pronounce salmon now pronounce almond. fucking americans every time

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 9 00:20:47 2022 No.17246424 >>17245797 compared to what a fucking sturgeon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 9 00:25:00 2022 No.17246431 So make something else

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 9 05:01:17 2022 No.17247171 >>17245765 I wish I had a wife who cooked for me. :(

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 9 05:11:04 2022 No.17247192 Salmon is the shit. Either you’re a little bitch or your wife is a hopeless cook

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 9 06:06:49 2022 No.17247264 >>17245813 >or it can be pretty bland. >It's better raw than cooked regardless. Kill yourself, retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 9 06:29:09 2022 No.17247297 >>17246206 Canada

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 9 10:47:20 2022 No.17247979 >>17245765 mercury poisoning

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 9 12:26:01 2022 No.17248269 If you have a wife you can have fish flavor any time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 9 12:29:32 2022 No.17248296 >>17245765 what happened to that guy who always posted about his asian wife making stir fry or whatever every night lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 9 17:05:11 2022 No.17249367 >>17248296 she cheated on him

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 9 17:08:12 2022 No.17249383 >>17248296 I cheated on him

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 9 17:09:16 2022 No.17249386 Who can dislike salmon? Rich, tender, almost buttery. Unless you're overcooking or underseasoning it I can't understand how anyone wouldn't like it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 9 17:15:13 2022 No.17249405 >>17245765 >doesn't like wife's cooking >lets her cook

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 9 17:16:58 2022 No.17249414 File: 1006 KB, 3216x2136, łosoś duszony w maślano-cytrynowym sosie z kaparami.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Enjoy. I can't afford salmon on the regular anymore. Its price goes higher every week.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 9 19:03:18 2022 No.17249852 >>17249405 >lets her This man hits his wife

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 9 20:38:56 2022 No.17250275 >>17245765 The heat of the dishwasher cooks the salmon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 9 20:44:28 2022 No.17250299 >>17245797 >>17246424 compared to ur mum

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 9 21:25:04 2022 No.17250515 >>17245776 we don't sign our posts here

Anonymous Sun Jan 9 22:11:59 2022 No.17250699

Salmon, cooked properly, is delicious. I BBQ it on cedar and fry, but the other night I made it this way (fry, then add some garnish), and my wife, who is a reluctant fish eater, couldn't get enough...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf7ik94_XnI

Very easy recipe here.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 10 05:42:32 2022 No.17251771 >>17245797 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 10 12:26:07 2022 No.17252992 >>17245765 This My parents own shares in a salmon farm, so every night for two and a half years we had, faultlessly, Kale, Vaccuum packed peppered salmon that tasted like everything'd been leeched from it, and some kind of carbs.

Anonymous Mon Jan 10 12:28:18 2022 No.17252997

>>17252992
This was quite a while back, but I still remember it well.
I like good salmon, I like fresh salmon, but I don't order it or buy it, because I've had enough of its distinctive, too-greasy taste. There are better fish, even for greasy red fish meats, then salmon. It's an overrated fish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 10 12:31:38 2022 No.17253012 >>17246397 An L after an A is generally silent

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 10 12:34:25 2022 No.17253024 >>17245811 Women have become so horrible

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 10 16:52:20 2022 No.17253971 File: 67 KB, 920x518, 1632687461463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17245797

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 10 17:43:40 2022 No.17254173 >>17253012 It may depend on the subsequent letters, and whether you are Scottish. I pronounce the L in BALL, but I've heard Scots say BA'.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 10 18:20:04 2022 No.17254297 >>17248296 I cheated on her with him

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 10 18:36:57 2022 No.17254370 You're lucky those taste good

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