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17241008 No.17241008 [Reply] [Original]

>What can I getcha, hun?

>> No.17241010

>>17241008
What's the house special?

>> No.17241038

Texas bacon chicken melt
Hashbrowns covered, peppered and topped
Mr. Pibb or sweet tea

>> No.17241056

>>17241008
That Texas patty melt with the burnt bacon please

>> No.17241061

>>17241008
waffle
coffee

>> No.17241064

>>17241010
Probably waffles dumbass

>> No.17241065

Peanut butter and chocolate chip waffle at 3:00am, since there's no way I'm in a Waffle House while sober.

>> No.17241067

>>17241008
Gimme three fried eggs over country hashbrowns covered and chunked, with white toast

>> No.17241073

>>17241008
Police. Because this place is full of niggers.

>> No.17241087
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17241087

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

>> No.17241114

>>17241008
crack

>> No.17241202
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17241202

>>17241008
ayy bruh lemme get uh....
lemme get....
lemme get toast n gravy but...
lemme get the gravy fresh..
you know like fresh fresh..
i'm tryna be vegan n shit

>> No.17241306

Lemme get an All Star Breakfast,

- Scrambled eggs with cheese
- hashbrowns covered and smothered
- Country ham
- Cinnamon Toast
-Chocolate Chip Waffle

The chocolate chip waffles are way underrated, and I usually just end up saving half the meal for later

>> No.17241334

>>17241008
3 sunny eggs with extra salmonella

>> No.17241377

Biscuits and gravy, coffee

>> No.17241394
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17241394

>>17241008
I'll have the omelette with hashbrowns in it to look like pic related please

>> No.17241398

>>17241008
A titfuck from your bustiest waitress, thanks

>> No.17241420

Yeah can I just get a Moons Over My Hammy please? Thanks.

>> No.17241435

>>17241008
I used to call waffle houses across the country and talk them into shutting off their breakers. Good times.

>> No.17241790
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17241790

>what is the soup du jour?

>> No.17241799

>>17241008
Ill have grits with a side of hasbrowns.

>> No.17242130

>>17241064
Fuck you. Legitimately. Fuck you.
*walks out*

>> No.17242392

Eggs soft with cheese and hash browns smothered and covered.

Thanks Tamisha-Dashawn.

>> No.17242400

>>17241008
Greasy eggs, greasy hashbrowns, and a greasy coffee. Good shit

>> No.17242904
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17242904

>>17241790
>it's the soup of the day

>> No.17242932

>>17241008
Can you please play this while I peruse the menu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPSO1RknDrU
It's the best waffle house themed song ever written and recorded.

>> No.17242948
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17242948

You can start with getting MUSHROOMS AND CHILI AND GRAVY BACK ON THE HASHBROWN TOPPING LIST

>> No.17242960

>>17241008
Two egg breakfast
Eggs over easy
White bread for the toast
Grits with hot sauce
And a sweet tea

Thank you ma'am!

>> No.17243051
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17243051

>>17241008
wofl.

>> No.17243070

>>17242948
What the fuck? They don't have loaded hashbrowns anymore? Since when?

>> No.17243074

>>17243070
Since read the blue box in the top left corner of the menu.

>> No.17243086

>>17243074
I know the niggers and Jews had something to do with this.

>> No.17243108

>>17242948
>>17243070
At least at my local joint you can still get all that stuff, it’s just not on the menu to cut down on the number of people ordering it. My buddy got fully loaded hashbrowns there a couple weeks ago

>> No.17243126

>>17243108
Mine has gravy for the biscuits/gravy so they’ll put it on hash browns. But they definitely don’t have chili at the moment.

>> No.17243260

>>17243126
Mine has both, just not on the menu. I got a triple topped and country not two weeks ago (chili and gravy both).

>> No.17243279

>>17241008
>I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.

>> No.17243488

>>17241065
Waffle House at 3am is actually one of my favorite experiences ever. Cause yeah, I'm either (a) druk, or (b) about to take a bus or train and I want some hot food before I go.
A couple of weeks ago I drank too much coffee and couldn't sleep, so I just stayed up until 3am to go to Waffle House. That was a mistake, because while I thought it would make me feel like I had a night out or that I'm about to go on a trip, I just felt sad and empty that I wasn't either of these things.

>> No.17243504

>>17241008
yeah lemme uhh suckle on them big fat black tiddies

>> No.17243552

>>17243504
I stayed a week in the south and I am now completely spoiled on fat black women in customer service. I want them to serve me pancakes even in the ethnostate

>> No.17243578

>>17241010
An all star with OJ. Double eggs toast and hashbrowns smothered and capped (in the ring)

>> No.17245455

waffles

>> No.17245968

Cheesesteak omelette with raisin toast, triple hashbrown smothered and country, country ham, a cherry Coke, and a coffee. Thanks, hun.

>> No.17246243

>>17241008
It's just another dogshit yankee restaurant chain that's too weak to compete in the Canadian market.

>> No.17246255

>>17246243
>dogshit chain
You faggots keep Tim Hortons in business. You have no right to criticize any other countries.

>> No.17246258

>>17241790
>>17242904

https://youtu.be/U0lbdPKl8hg

Classic.

>> No.17246263

>>17241008
>hun
hmm
the 7-11 clerk called me "baby" the other day as i was buying cigars. made me feel young.

>> No.17246267

>>17242948

This enraged me the other day such bullshit

>> No.17246371

>>17246255
Tim Hortons is shit, but it got even worse when foreigners took it over.

>> No.17246670

Are orange juice refills free?

>> No.17246685

>>17246670
Yes, refills on anything are free there
>>17241306
9/10 order, docked a point for putting chocolate chips on the waffle

>> No.17246986

>>17241008
bacon cheeseburger, hashbrowns smothered and covered, black coffee, and a waffle to split with my mom

>> No.17246987

Texas bacon patty melt, double hashbrown with cheese, lots of mayo packets :)

>> No.17247036

>>17242948
NOOOOOOOOO WHERE'S MY FUCKING STEAK AND EGGS

>> No.17247039

>>17247036
The fucking steak is in the bedroom.

>> No.17247046

Aaaaarrr canI getuhhhhhhhhhhhhhbrfghhhh debubf dooooriiff gggrgrpp......
*passes out on table and dribbles vomit*

>> No.17247060

anal sex
lots of sweaty smelly shitty anal sex