[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 36 KB, 436x612, bettywhite.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17234473 No.17234473 [Reply] [Original]

>lived up to 99 on a diet of hotdogs, red vines and whiskey.

>> No.17234536
File: 76 KB, 711x944, 1641047211447.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17234536

>>17234473
And blood of virgin children, yes

>> No.17234551

>>17234536
that's why she never drank any of my blood because I get tons of pussy ever since I was a kid
RIP to a real one

>> No.17234990

>>17234473
It's called probabilities. Look the concept up.

>> No.17236589

>>17234473
Nutrition is a meme, no one really knows how food can extend your life.

>> No.17236600

>>17234473
>and good genetics

>> No.17236607

>>17234536
>QQQQQQQQQQQQQDUMBFUCKERY
Your shaman got 5 years today. Yay.

>> No.17236951

Some people can spend their entire lives trying to stay in peak physical condition, then get an aneurysm at 30 and drop dead instantly while taking a shit on the toilet. I was 3 years old and got into somewhere I shouldn't, and wound up drinking more than a cup of benzene; I was completely fine, aside from my breath smelling like being inside of a gas tank even from 10 feet away for a few days. No, not mental impairment either.

Everything you do moves the odds for or against you, but they're still that; odds.

>> No.17236954

>>17234473
>tries the betty white diet like /ck/ said
>dies in 54

>> No.17236960

I hate hotdogs, unless it has relish and sauerkraut. Fuck mustard and and fuck ketchup.

>> No.17236965
File: 666 KB, 1255x1086, 1457761252872.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17236965

>>17234536
Well why aren't they harvesting my blood. I'm a virgin (man)-child.

My blood is vintage virginity.

>> No.17236970

>>17236965
Some age is too much age, just look at rye whiskey.

>> No.17236976
File: 397 KB, 800x1068, 1525558585022.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17236976

>>17236970
Please, I'm like fine wine. And I've got olive skin. That' means I'm technically EXTRA-virgin.

Trust me, if you want to extend your lifespan through Molochian blood rites, I'm all you need.

>> No.17236998

>>17236976
anon, I don't know what point you're trying to prove but now I wanna drink you.

>> No.17237001

Cringe reddit-tier thread

>> No.17237015

>>17234473
fuck betty white

>> No.17237019

>>17234551
Based
Based
Based

>> No.17237022

>>17237015
>fuck betty white
Some did

>> No.17237035

>>17237022
A few people did today. She knew what she was getting into.

>> No.17237067

>>17234473
Who gives a fucking shit

>> No.17237075

>>17237067
>i don't care so i'll let everyone know i don't care instead of just moving on
alright

>> No.17237531

>>17236589
It's the other way around, with poor genetics you can get easily fucked by a shitty diet.

>> No.17237580

>>17236951
>No, not mental impairment either.

You're posting on 4chan. Something went wrong along the way.

>> No.17237587

>>17236607
I live how you people care more about this whole thing than we do.
keep repeating "there was no voter fraud" and eventually the history books will say it's true.

>> No.17237619

>>17237531
meh, longevity freaks all look like shit despite only eating leaves and nuts.

>> No.17237622

>>17237619
Then what's your excuse even though you're young?

>> No.17237625

>>17234473
It's mostly genes and not being fat.

>> No.17237640

>>17237622
what?

>> No.17237681

Eat what you like. The key is moderation. Eating at MCD's 3x a day 7 days a week, yeah your gonna fucking die soon. However doing it maybe twice a week for lunch or breakfast? It won't hurt you. The real suffering happens when your old. Do you see any old people downing any Dave's Triple's? Hell no. Cause it'd fucking kill them. So enjoy it all now while you still can without fear of having the big one after a single bite.

>> No.17237700
File: 29 KB, 450x370, 1534193116589.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17237700

>>17236607
>81 million votes

>> No.17237705

>>17237681

>eat what you like
>they key is moderation (don’t eat what you want most of the time)

Yeah ok retard

>> No.17237710

>>17234473
the booster shot killed her

>> No.17237832

>>17234551
Uhh, based???

>> No.17237943

>>17236960
A grilled dawg with some cold ketchup or sirracha is delicious

>> No.17238470

>>17236589
This, our whole ecological niche is that we can thrive on just about anything from tropical fruits in the jungle to seal blubber in the arctic, whereas lesser species will die if they don't get exactly the right things in the right environment.

>>17237705
Sure, but after the first few bites of the food diminishing returns start to set in. The second portion never feels quite as good as the first. Eating what you like and then stopping when you're full is a much smaller sacrifice than having to stick to a meme diet, even if you can get away with overeating on it.

>> No.17238612

>>17236951
good post

>> No.17238617

>>17237710
Another tragic Covid-related death...

>> No.17238626

and having lots of money and therefore access to a higher standard of healthcare

>> No.17238637

>>17237580
Something did go wrong, but not with me. The internet got so bad that the worst website became the only tolerable one.

>> No.17238690

>>17236607
You mean QBOOMTARD?

>> No.17238729

>>17237619
I met a guy at a family reunion who I would have sworn was on the younger half of seventy when he was really somewhere past ninety. The guy was walking around fit and spry without a cane or walker and didn't need help sitting down or standing up. If you do it right longevity's pretty awesome.

>> No.17238760

>>17236589
except it's not. There's a proven way that you can eat to live into your 90's+. It's literally just the Mediterranean diet and walking around 2 miles a day. Eat a whole food diet, grain and plant based diet, avoid extremely refined sugars, no more than 20g of saturated fat a week. Also drinking teas may help reduce inflammation in your arteries which helps blood circulate easier.

>> No.17238780

i think staying out the sun is probably the best thing you can do

>> No.17238898
File: 1.83 MB, 320x240, 1639941066230.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17238898

>>17238760
If it's not 100% success it's a fucking meme

>> No.17238914

>>17238760
If the Chinese in my city are anything to go by drinking tons of tea, eating raw cloves of garlic, and early morning sessions Tai chi sessions will keep you going well into your nineties.

>> No.17238951

>>17236600
>>17237625
this
outside of forces beyond your control you're pretty much destined to live as long as your genes allow you.
same reason why some people can smoke a pack a day and live to 90 and others rarely smoke or never smoke at all and get lung cancer and die at 40.
kinda surprised they don't have some machine that can tell you how long you will end up living based on your genes at this point

>> No.17238958

>>17238760
>grain and plant based diet
LOL

>> No.17238959

>>17234473
she sucked dick to get into show business and didn't stop or metoo anyone cause she knew it was the price of admission to the coolest club on earth. Hollywood celebrity..

>> No.17238967

>>17238760
>>17238914
does sweet tea count?

>> No.17239012

>>17236951
But.. you sound like a fucking retard tho'

>> No.17239020

>>17236607
Literally who zoom zoom?

>> No.17239054

>>17236607
Is your keyboard stuck or are you just an unintelligible schizo?

>> No.17239381

>>17238958
That's what the Mediterranean diet is.
Literally every bluezone which is people who live to 100 in the world does it. You can eat your ketolard diet but don't expect to make it to 60 lmao. These people aren't eating 100g+ of saturated fat a week you tard

>> No.17239855

>>17236607
What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.17239951

>>17236965
just sell your virginity online to a horny MILF with a virginity-taking fetish.
you're sitting on like $5k right there.