ITT: Things people do in the kitchen that show they're homosexual

[Anonymous No.17233373]

I'll kick off with a few:
>bakes
>cooks for other people
>has a utensil and piece of crockery for every stupid little thing i.e. potato ricer
>actually measures and weighs ingredients
>likes East Asian food

Just off the top of my head

[Anonymous No.17233386]

>>17233373
Rubbing the hotdog for too long before throwing it in the microwave

[Anonymous No.17233388]

>>17233373
This insecure homosex doesn't into bread-making, ngmi

[Anonymous No.17233393]

>spends hours per day on a food and cooking image board when they don't like cooking and just need a compulsive activity to keep them distracted and not realizing how shitty their life is because of their sedentary manchild outlook lacking in ambition and self confidence

[Anonymous No.17233397]

>>17233373
Sucking cock

[Anonymous No.17233405]

>>17233393
calm down

[Anonymous No.17233409]

>>17233373
I do all those things and I'm not homosexual.
Are you trying to imply that those behaviors are feminine in nature? If so, you'd have to define feminity first.
If you're trying to imply that these are somehow bad things, or that 'feminine/homosexual' behavior in the kitchen is morally inferior to its conterpart, you'd have to present an argument for this.

For now, I'll claim that you - by making this thread and seeking validation for your opinion - is showing how insecure you are in your own masculinity, which makes you the - in your Weltanschauung - 'feminine'/'homosexual' and thus morally inferior to those that don't care about the nonsensical shit you wrote.

[Anonymous No.17233420]

>>17233409
didn't read lol

[Anonymous No.17233425]

>>17233373
Sous vide. Anyone who is familiar with that definitely knows what semen tastes like.

[Anonymous No.17233426]

>>17233420
Quelle surprise

[Anonymous No.17233431]

>>17233409
>homosexual = feminine

Get a load of this closeted bigot. Your the kind of person who instantly thinks of Black people when politicians talk about getting tough on crime.

[Anonymous No.17233434]

>>17233425
Hasn't every man at some point in time tasted their own semen just our of curiosity? Or even given themselves an instant regret facial?

[Anonymous No.17233437]

>>17233434
Not me. But I probably would've sucked my own cock if I had the flexibility to do so

[Anonymous No.17233438]

homosexuality is wanting to be in a sexual relationship with the same sex.

[Anonymous No.17233439]

>>17233434
No, what the fuck is wrong with you. That's what femoids faces and wombs are for.

[Anonymous No.17233441]

>>17233393
hey i go on other boards too

[Anonymous No.17233444]

>>17233373
1. Doing what some bitch telling you what to do.
2. Running around like a chicken with its head chopped off like from some stupid food tv show.

[Anonymous No.17233445]

>>17233439
>femoids
incel alert! incel alert! the FBI has been contacted please do not delete your internet history or hidden .txt files containing your manifesto.

[Anonymous No.17233446]

>>17233373
Having gay sex on the stove instead of finishing the hamburger macaroni.

[Anonymous No.17233451]

>>17233373
in my country we shoot homosexuals in the open street and cops cheer and join in

[Anonymous No.17233457]

>>17233451
That's a waste of a bullet, a noose is better because it can be reused.

[Anonymous No.17233464]

>>17233451
>>17233457
we should kill all homosexuals, liberals, jews, women, sexually active "people", commies, nonwhites, and cardigan-wearers

[Anonymous No.17233465]

>>17233445
>.txt files
>not scrawling your incel fantasies on the walls of your parents basement

[Anonymous No.17233470]

>>17233373
>>bakes
This is true. I get around this by saying I don't bake but I cook. I also don't measure when "baking" and my shut turns out great every-time. The only things I bake are breads and biscuits anyway, no homo shit like cupcakes.

[Anonymous No.17233482]

>>17233464
>cardigan
Who the heck wears a cardigan in 2022?

[Anonymous No.17233488]

>>17233482
People who are different from us, hence pure evil

[Anonymous No.17233499]

Cardigan wearing freaks in 2022 are the ones getting the noose.

[Anonymous No.17233507]

>>17233482
people who say heck

[Anonymous No.17233508]

>>17233393
>off by 60

[Anonymous No.17233513]

>>17233507
Nothing wrong with heck it's about the same as fuck.

[Anonymous No.17233522]

>>17233507
Sometimes womez folk are around so saying fuck isn't appropriate.

[Anonymous No.17233536]

>>17233373
Things people do in the kitchen that show they're homosexual

>suck cock
>be op

[Anonymous No.17233545]

>>17233457
That's a waste of effort and rope. Just throw the homos off roofs like the Muslims do.

[Anonymous No.17233546]

>>17233373
Wear a bib, that'll really show off that gay faggotry.

[Anonymous No.17233553]

[Anonymous No.17233562]

eating meat is pretty gay desu

[Anonymous No.17233564]

>>17233553
Do whitoids really wear bibs. I got funny looks when I had dinner with my gfs family because they were eating spaghetti in their nice clothes and I was just wearing my wife beater.

[Anonymous No.17233577]

>>17233564
It's not just bibs it's being careful because if you're a white shirt and some spagetti sauce gets on it then it's a true bitch to get off especially having to go back to work or meet with a girl afterwards.

[Anonymous No.17233582]

>>17233564
Yes us "witeoids" as you put it actually have to go to jobs and meet up with girls, we're not crackheads like you.

[Anonymous No.17233587]

>>17233373
>bakes
>likes East Asian food

Im also 6'2, 180lbs and Im pretty secure in my masculinity

[Anonymous No.17233592]

I've sucked cock in my kitchen before. That could indi ate that I am gay.

[Anonymous No.17233593]

>>17233577
>>17233582
Yes that's why you take off your nice dress shirt and enjoy your spaghetti without looking like a fucking toddler in a high chair at some diner.

[Anonymous No.17233596]

>>17233582
there's tons of white crackheads lol get real.

[Anonymous No.17233599]

>>17233393
Wow, literally me.

[Anonymous No.17233600]

>>17233593
Do you often wear a baseball cap backwards indoors and have gold teeth?

[Anonymous No.17233602]

>>17233373
so to be a real man you gotta be the shittiest cook possible who never measures anything and refuses to cook for family?

[Anonymous No.17233621]

>>17233602
Cooking at all means you're gay. OP says if the cucumber doesn't just go straight up your butt then you obviously want cock instead.

[Anonymous No.17233634]

>>17233621
I call bullshit on that one. No chick these can cook for jack shit, us guys have to do it. If you want something done right you have to so it yourself these days instead of leaving it up to dumb bitch.

[Anonymous No.17233641]

>>17233373
Faggot I love East Asian food and I’m 0% homo. Closest thing to gay I’ve ever done was sucking a trap’s toes.

[Anonymous No.17233656]

>>17233641
Sucking some traps toes is pretty gay, you should get a 100% certified fag card.

[Anonymous No.17233660]

>>17233600
>backwards cap
Sometimes
>gold teeth
Yes

[Anonymous No.17233672]

>>17233373
>being this insecure about your sex and actions
Absolute woman behavior.

[Anonymous No.17233673]

>>17233656
First off, I was drunk.
Secondly they were some sexy ass toes.

[Anonymous No.17233676]

>>17233373
Why are incels always so mean?

[Anonymous No.17233731]

>>17233373
Jesus, yesterday it was that faggot who thought liking Indian food is virtue-signaling, now it's someone who thinks cooking is gay.

[Anonymous No.17233770]

>>17233731
It absolutely is. Unless you are a fucking pathetic wagie line cook your gf or wife should be the only one in the relationship doing all the cooking.

[Anonymous No.17233780]

>>17233393
calm

[Anonymous No.17233782]

>>17233373
Last week someone at work called me gay for recycling my coke can so I guess if they have a recycling container they probably take it up the ass

[Anonymous No.17233784]

>>17233770
>so shit at cooking that even a literal woman can do a better job
You were raised by a whore single mother, weren’t you.
I bet you have one of those names than scream “son of a single mom”, like Ayden, Brayden, Cayden, Hayden, Jayden, or some other -yden name

[Anonymous No.17233785]

>>17233393
I know this is projection. It'll get better, anon. Maybe. :'(

[Anonymous No.17233794]

>>17233482
people who own sailboats and property on Martha's Vineyard

[Anonymous No.17233805]

>>17233784
How the fuck would I know. I'm not a faggot so I have never cooked anything in my life.

[Anonymous No.17233959]

>>17233782
oof recycling is very cringe

[Anonymous No.17233982]

>>17233373
One (You) is all I've got

[Anonymous No.17234056]

>>17233373
You literally don't understand what homosexual means, you complete fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.17234081]

>>17234056
calm down, this was supposed to be a fun thread wtf?

[Anonymous No.17234086]

Unironically what is a potato ricer?

[Anonymous No.17234100]

>>17233373
>Be OP
>Cook something

[Anonymous No.17234103]

>>17234056
You type like you love the feeling of dick in your ass homo.

[Anonymous No.17234114]

>>17233393
came here bc i'm having real bad day. new job, didn't smoke weed all day which to my conscious is fine but it totally changes me and I can't help that I'm full of pain and hate and I fucking hate almost every goddamn person I've had the misfortune of seeing. Like a pussy I'm sad af bc a girl four years now of just secretly hating her for all the horrible things she's done but I just want to kill everyone hahaha if I don't end it tonight maybe I'll stick around

>not picking things out of hot oil or pan with your hand

[Anonymous No.17234117]

>>17234114
This is quite literally the gayest thing I've read during the last 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.17234120]

>>17234086
turns potato into rice grains

[Anonymous No.17234122]

>>17234086
an irish dude who tricks out his shitty gook car with Turbo Nitrous and neon underlights and shit

[Anonymous No.17234140]

>>17234122
megakek

[Anonymous No.17234172]

>>17234086
the secret to fluffy mash

[Anonymous No.17234184]

>>17233373
>>bakes
>this man literally eats loafs pinched by other men

OP EATS DA POOPOO

[Anonymous No.17234188]

>>17233805
Make this our banner.

[Anonymous No.17234197]

>>17234122
irish jdm and modified car scene is actually decent
shame the rest of the country is shit

[Anonymous No.17234201]

>>17233577
Or maybe show some fucking basic future planning and don't wear white shirts if you're intending to eat some fucking spaghetti. Or don't order the spaghetti. Or eat carefully.

If you're reduced to wearing a goddamn bib in public to protect your clothes, then you're an idiot. You failed to plan ahead, then failed to pick a more suitable choice, and ultimately fail to control your body to not spill shit everywhere like a retard.

Here's a thought. Lean over the table slightly, so if anything drops from your gaping cockslot, it lands either on your plate or the table. You're in public, stop slouching back like you're lying on your couch cramming cheetos into your craw.

[Anonymous No.17234209]

>>17234172
Can't you just grate the potatoes?

[Anonymous No.17234290]

>>17234197
i feel like zooming around foggy hilly ireland would be amazing

[Anonymous No.17234332]

>>17234209
after you cook them? idk if that would work so well but i've never tried

[Anonymous No.17234489]

>>17233437
>But I probably would've sucked my own cock if I had the flexibility to do so
Based. When I was younger I tried and I could just barely get the head in my mouth. Not enough to warrant doing it and it wasn't comfortable. Gave myself a facial a couple times in that position and with the first splash I felt the "close 23 tabs, cancel 19 downloads" feeling of shame and had to endure the onslaught of creamy ropes before having a shower in shame.

I wish I could cum twice in a row and didn't have a long refractory period. I'll fuck my gf and plan on giving her a facial or creampie or cumming on her tits and then go back to fucking, or maybe cum in her pussy then go for her ass, but I simply lose all interest in sex when I cum.

[Anonymous No.17235253]

bump

[Anonymous No.17235269]

>>17234201
>Or eat carefully.
That's the thing and you don't always know when you'll be taken to lunch or dinner. It's not as if you can just change your shirt in the middle of the day.

[Anonymous No.17235302]

Get a load of this guy >>17235269 he's got a problem with cheetos.
I think he needs the noose.

[Anonymous No.17235442]

>>17233373
>potato ricer

hey not cool

[Anonymous No.17235553]

Whats with the new fascination with not measuring shit here

[Anonymous No.17235685]

>Get a load of this guy >>17235269 he's got a problem with cheetos.
>I think he needs the noose.

[Anonymous No.17235736]

>>17235553
I almost never measure shit, unless I'm baking in which case I break out the scale and only use grams like some kind of faggy europeen

[Anonymous No.17235770]

>>17233393
GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[Anonymous No.17236740]

>>17233641
If I did something that gay I would kill myself, as Jesus bid all faggots to do.

[Anonymous No.17236790]

>>17233438
/thread.

[Anonymous No.17236881]

>>17233373
>is wigger

[Anonymous No.17237265]

in my language the word for baker (male) is "хлeбap" we dont have a word for female baker , that word "хлeбapкa" means cockroach

[Anonymous No.17237292]

>>17233592
furries don't belong here

[Anonymous No.17237297]

>>17237265
i dont understand the implication

[Anonymous No.17237303]

>>17237297
the implication is baking is masculine activity

[Anonymous No.17237311]

>>17237303
this just came out of the oven a moment ago. Does that make me a man now?

[Anonymous No.17237316]

>>17237311
lets see that crumb

[Anonymous No.17237319]

>>17237316
it's cooling, give it 20 minutes at the very least

[Anonymous No.17237320]

>>17233373
OP takes pound after pound of sausage in the ass and he's the one asking advice of who is gay in the kitchen

[Anonymous No.17237332]

>>17237319
I can tell you now as I'm looking it over, the shaping technique I experimented with didn't work out. When I rolled the dough, it became uneven and loose.

[Anonymous No.17237341]

>>17237311
nice image for ants

[Anonymous No.17237345]

>>17233373
>is op

[Anonymous No.17237350]

>>17237341
does this please you?

[Anonymous No.17237367]

>>17237316

[Anonymous No.17237394]

>>17237367
cool crumb bro

[Anonymous No.17237401]

>>17237367
you are testing my patience anon

[Anonymous No.17237417]

>>17237401
>>17237394
the only camera I've got is on a phone from 2007 retrofitted to use 4g and resold