/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17213984]

Ever had Neapolitan pizza?

[Anonymous No.17214014]

Yes?

[Anonymous No.17214045]

>>17213984
Luckily no, I have not.

[Anonymous No.17214055]

Yes in Naples and Capri. Good times.

[Anonymous No.17214072]

These niggas need a syringe to apply the mozzarella.

[Anonymous No.17214078]

>>17213984
objectively inferior to shredded mozz

[Anonymous No.17214095]

The mozzarella is weak on the one in this pic. Its like they couldn’t be bothered to apply consistently sized slices so they just ripped it up with their fingers and threw it on.

[Anonymous No.17214096]

>>17213984
I hate those giant leaf toppings so much. Who came up with that retarded idea?

[Anonymous No.17214202]

>>17213984
Did a downs syndrome make this?

[Anonymous No.17214338]

>>17213984
i used to work in a Neapolitian pizza place so yes

[Anonymous No.17214342]

I ate six in my five days in Naples

[Anonymous No.17214361]

itt: philistines

[Anonymous No.17214391]

>>17214095
Bait

[Anonymous No.17215319]

yeah
didnt like how it was burned

[Anonymous No.17215326]

>>17213984
Yes, in Charlotte, NC among other places

>but it's not rea-

ovens shipped from naples in one piece.

[Anonymous No.17215328]

>>17213984
I had one, in Naples. Disgusting, trash, seriously not good. If it hadn't been perfected by Americans, pizza would have never left shitaly.

[Anonymous No.17215341]

>>17213984
Neapolitan is fine, but a classic NYC slice is truly the greatest pizza on earth.
>inb4 coping wops saying i-i-it's n-n-not le real pizza

[Anonymous No.17215347]

>>17215341
Pizza in NYC is somehow even worse than little Caesars. Fuck off, Yankee doodle faggot.

[Anonymous No.17215350]

>>17215347
Cope, subhuman. You will never live in the greatest city on earth.

[Anonymous No.17215368]

>>17215350
>You will never pay $5k a month to live in a closet that's shared with five other dudes, in a nigger infested city that smells like piss and shit and nothing else, and eat shitty pizza that's worse than little Caesars, despite all of the hype
Where do Jew yorkers get this elitism? At least Chicago faggots know their lives are miserable, at least California is a legitimately beautiful state with legitimately beautiful cities, at least Atlanta is in Georgia, every other major city in the country has at least one thing going for it, except for NYC.

[Anonymous No.17215379]

>>17215350
Woah, flatbread with cheese?
>VGH NEVV YVRK

[Anonymous No.17215382]

>>17213984
Summer pizza! When you take the tomatoes fresh off the vine and don't cook them into sauce and the basil plant grew larger than your dog somehow

[Anonymous No.17215736]

>>17213984
wheres the fucking toppings
thats just a lavash with some tomato paste on it or something

[Anonymous No.17215837]

Why can’t manchildren “get” Neapolitan pizza? Its just sauce and moz on chewy crust, its the most basic thing imaginable and yet it filters these fucks to oblivion.

[Anonymous No.17215858]

>>17215350
>You will never live in the greatest city on earth.
holy fuck, is this nigger actually serious?

[Anonymous No.17215899]

>>17213984
No, I don't like tiny underdressed pizza with bad cheese coverage and shitty high-moisture mozzarella that doesn't melt properly.

[Anonymous No.17215918]

>>17214045
>>17214096
>>17214202
>>17215328
>>17215341
>>17215350
>>17215736
>>17215899
>t. Man-children with tastebuds so blown out from years of processed foods that simple cuisine with fresh ingredients is perceived as tasteless

[Anonymous No.17215954]

>>17215918
nice projecting but youre a failure either way
if you want some nice georgean lavash, get some brinza or suluguni with it and dont make this abomination "pizza" out of it

[Anonymous No.17215963]

>>17215954
Lol nobody cares about the peasant food from your gay commie country.

[Anonymous No.17215976]

>>17215963
your "country" doesnt even have its own cuisine, hamburger
my grand grandmas recepies are older than your entire "nation"

[Anonymous No.17216087]

no but i imagine i would like it a lot

[Anonymous No.17216206]

>>17215341
>>17215350
>>17215347
Neapolitan>Detroit-style>NY style>'go 'za

I agree

[Anonymous No.17216268]

>>17215736
you're supposed to appreciate the bread and too many toppings obfuscate it

[Anonymous No.17216271]

>>17216268
like i said
if you want some nice georgean lavash, get some brinza or suluguni with it and dont make this abomination "pizza" out of it

[Anonymous No.17216598]

>>17215918
>tomato sauce and mozzarella on piece of bread

[Anonymous No.17216648]

>>17215918
Seethe harder, wop shithead. You obviously don't know what real pizza is. It's a good thing you have Canadian and american pizza to learn from.

[Anonymous No.17217009]

It sure is a neapolitan pizza but it doesn't look like a very good one desu


>>17216598
they taste good, if you use good mozzarella and good tomatoes, but I know you are not used to them

[Anonymous No.17217085]

Why do I see so many anti-neapolitan shitposts lately? Is it because its popular now and contrarians are just being themselves?

[Anonymous No.17217229]

I am from Naples, so yes. Yes I have. Also, good morning.

[Anonymous No.17217240]

>>17215918
Do you not know the definition of "processed foods"?
>dough
processed
>tomato sauce
processed
>cheese
processed

The only thing in OP's pic that isn't processed are the gaudy basil leaves.

[Anonymous No.17217247]

>>17217240
Neapolitan pizza isn't made with tomato "sauce." It's literally just tomatoes. Peeled, crushed, sieved and strained.

[Anonymous No.17217250]

>>17217085
Maybe because Naples is literally the asshole of the Italian peninsula and all they've ever managed to produce and export to the world was organized crime?
>>17217247
>Peeled, crushed, sieved and strained.
AKA processing. You lose

[Anonymous No.17217381]

>>17217250
All food is processed poison. This is why I only eat grass and ice cubes, just as God intended.

[Anonymous No.17217395]

yes

[Anonymous No.17217440]

>>17215341
the neapolitan pies in ny are the best pies in the world

say it
LOMBARDIS
GRIMALDIS
NAPOLI

uh and maybe some new shit in queens

sho nuff

[Anonymous No.17217542]

>>17217250
>Maybe because Naples is literally the asshole of the Italian peninsula
Naples, along with Sicily, is the pretty much only reason Italy is known outside Italy in modern times
I have been to Naples and it's a very nice city, desu all the south was good. Northen italy on the other hand is full of niggers and nothing to be proud of

[Anonymous No.17217554]

Yes, AKA afresh mozzarella. it’s disgusting.

[Anonymous No.17217629]

>>17217229
Good morning naplesanon

[Anonymous No.17218225]

>>17213984
I prefer their ice cream.

[Anonymous No.17218527]

>>17213984
yes
FANTASTICO

[Anonymous No.17218775]

>>17214096
people who actually invented pizza

[Anonymous No.17219095]

>>17217381
>As God intended

So God created mankind in his own image,
in the image of God he created them;
male and female he created them.

28 God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”

29 Then God said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. 30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.

[Anonymous No.17219376]

>>17215341
Never had it but what makes it so good then?

[Anonymous No.17220060]

>>17213984
No

[Anonymous No.17220065]

>>17220060
What the hellll. I'll allow it