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What are you getting from the bodega, /ck/?

>> No.17207683

>>17207657

lol how does he get out

>> No.17207687

>>17207683
he has to eat all the jerky

>> No.17207691

>>17207657
>Chinese Hispanic grocery store
lol

>> No.17207703
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17207703

>>17207657
>130 Eldridge St

GRIM
R
I
M

>> No.17207715

>>17207657
I live in typical suberban hell, so no bodega goodies for me.

>> No.17207728
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>>17207691
>>17207703
He looks the part.

>>17207715
>wanting rat-bitten expired corner store garbage

>> No.17207761

>>17207728
you forgot rat pee smell

>> No.17207777

OP here. For me, a chop cheese with lettuce tomato pickles mayo ketchup. Arizona green tea to drink

>> No.17207797

>>17207657
Give me some jerky and a rock of crack.

>> No.17207862

>>17207657
For me, it's the Fun Dip and a package of Swisher Sweets.

>> No.17207875

>>17207777
checking those digits

>> No.17207919
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>>17207657
Fried gizzards, jojos, a tallboy, pack of unfiltered camels, a flintstones pushpop.
And I'm not some jew york rat so it's a market, not some dago-ass arab run bodega

>> No.17207945

>>17207777
>chop cheese

Checked. But Federico doesn't have a hot plate or Velveeta. You're a few blocks off in this Model UN of American cities. Hope you have some subway tokens left.

>> No.17207951

>>17207657
A pack of Camel filters
A pack of Orbit wintergreen
Some Advil
A thing of Old Spice deodorant
A box of condoms cuz I'm gonna go have a gay sex session

>> No.17207954

>>17207657
Nothing, I live in a nice enough area that a "bodega" would never be opened here. Thank god.

>> No.17208292 [DELETED] 

AYO B, I ain't even finna cap. Lemme holla at your boy and cop a grape vape, a BACONEGGANDCHEESE and a 40 of malt likker

>> No.17208349

a banana bunch and mangos

>> No.17208385

>>17207657
A nutcracker and two looseys

>> No.17208600

>>17207657
A chop cheese and an Arizona green tea. Imagine that our corner stores have better food than the best restaurants in most cities.

>> No.17208620

>>17207657
i'll get the cash register, hands up nigga

>> No.17209159

>>17208620
I wouldn’t try it, anon. Bodega cat is trained to claw the eyes out of any would-be burgles

>> No.17209165

>>17207657
gonna haggle him down on the price of one of those mangos.

>> No.17209175

GIMME UHHHH BAG-A MUSHROOM JERKY, K?

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>>17207683
There's a third dimension of depth not depicted in that image.

>> No.17209240

>>17207657
>What are you getting from the bodega
directions to a real food place preferably italian

>> No.17209297

>>17207657
Since this is NY I'd probably get kicked out for not being vaxxd. Just like the 5 year old at the Applebee's, he was escorted out by 20 cops.

>> No.17209320

>>17207657
can of wintergreen copenhagen
pack of marlboro reds
2 bottles of coke zero
some instant coffee packs for later

>> No.17209856

>>17209297
Seethe harder glowie

>> No.17209871

>>17207657
Robbed

>> No.17209900

>>17207657
>Lemme get a chop chees' papi, chop chees' an a loosie

>> No.17209906

>>17209240
>Italian
>Real food
Pick one.

>> No.17209927

>>17209297
Anon this is a bodega, not an internet cafe. You cannot pay for the bodega's expired merchandise with political opinions.

>> No.17210457

>>17207657
that depends, what is the cowboy jerky made out of

>> No.17210508

>>17207657
i wonder how he gets such a small quantity of fruit
does he just buy it at a grocery store?

>> No.17210536

>>17207777
>Arizona green tea
My man.

>> No.17210581

>>17207657
hit me with the chop' chee' my man

>> No.17210641

>>17207657
Nothing because I wouldn't be caught dead in the city of New York

>> No.17210687

>>17207657
BECSPK, a selzter and utz chips

>> No.17210693

>>17207657
Condoms to fuck your mom with

>> No.17210708

white claws

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>>17207657
Rasinets and a 40

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>>17207657
>bodega

>> No.17211650

>>17207657
unfiltered camels soft pack and a mellow yellow can

>> No.17211745

American Spirit Dark Green, Mexican Coke, hot chip, and a chocolate protein bar.

>> No.17211789

>>17207657
Vape pen, an efrutti gummy burger, one of those fucking fun dip things, maybe a stick of deodorant

>> No.17211801

>>17211621
OP here, I’m honestly not sure what you’re trying to convey from that image; I haven’t watched the show that is referencing (DBZ I think)

>> No.17211967

>>17207657
supreme coconut bars

>> No.17213203

>>17207657
That's a kiosk

>> No.17213327

>>17207657
raisinets and imodium

>> No.17213342
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>>17207687

>> No.17213351

cigarettes and a 40 ounce bottle of olde english

>> No.17213392

>>17207657
I ask for directions to exit this urban hellscape as fast as possible, but I can't hear the shopkeep's reply over Gaia's screaming. An oily sweat runs down my back as Wyrm spirits coil their way down filthy streets. The game is afoot, and my stocks of vril are terribly faint.

>> No.17213480

A chopped cheese and don't forget the bev
>never never

>> No.17213484

>>17207951
>camel
>orbit
>old spice
leads to
>gay sex
Yeah checks out

>> No.17214235

Baconegg&cheesesaltpepperketchup