/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17195513]

Guys really live in apartments like this and don’t see any issue

[Anonymous No.17195525]

>>17195513
I don't see any issue.

[Anonymous No.17195526]

>>17195513
The only issue I see is the lack of leggy, naked brunettes making fucking sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.17195557]

I need one of those little butter dishes.

[Anonymous No.17195579]

Needs window

[Anonymous No.17195591]

>>17195513
how do you keep your drip bowls clean? i have a shitty coil stove in my apartment and no matter what my drip bowls get stains that cant get scrubbed out and look like shit

[Anonymous No.17195608]

>>17195513
>how dare people be poor?

[Anonymous No.17195616]

>>17195591
buy new ones

[Anonymous No.17195622]

>>17195526
>Brunettes
Great taste, nothing gets me like a doe eyed, dark haired lady

[Anonymous No.17195633]

>>17195622
My melanin-rich brethren.

[Anonymous No.17195647]

>>17195557
that spoon thing on the stove? i always used it to put my cooking spoon or ladles down onto as to not make the stove messy

[Anonymous No.17195667]

>>17195633
The idea of those genes dominating my weak, recessive, cucked blonde boy genes really gets my motor running. Yeah baby, make our children have your hair and eyes, ooh yeah

[Anonymous No.17195675]

>>17195667
What is wrong with brownoids? Why is every waking moment of their existence consumed by their inferiority complex towards whites?

[Anonymous No.17195685]

>>17195667
There's nothing like a brunette riding on top of you, hanging her head over yours, her dark hair tickling your face, her dark eyes glued to yours... noice.

[Anonymous No.17195693]

>>17195675
I'm white, my wife is white, but just the superior, dark haired kind of white. Blonde still looks good on women, but it's goofy looking on guys like me and I don't want my son to be blonde.

[Anonymous No.17195694]

>>17195667
>my ... blonde boy genes
>>17195675
>brownoids
?

[Anonymous No.17195708]

>>17195685
God damn. Wife and I took the whole week of Christmas off, briefly visited her parents on Christmas day, but for the most part we stayed in a cabin and fucked like we were teenagers again. that look she has on her face when I cum in her...god I can't wait for her to get home from work.

[Anonymous No.17195718]

>>17195579
>>17195513
how to spot posters hanging out at their grandmas place

[Anonymous No.17195734]

>>17195718
you dont hangout with grammy? i would beat you badly if you said this to me irl

[Anonymous No.17195736]

>>17195513
The last of windows is pretty fucking depressing.

Other than that it's alright.

[Anonymous No.17195742]

I would love an apartment like that, I have no fucking oven. I use a hot plate, toaster oven, and slow cooker.

[Anonymous No.17195754]

>>17195526
https://youtu.be/Z7dGfcOJ07Y

[Anonymous No.17195757]

>>17195742
lol

[Anonymous No.17195790]

>>17195667

[Anonymous No.17195823]

>>17195591
They make semi-disposable liners you can just throw out when they get too messy.
>>17195647
the spoon thing you use to rest your spoon is called a spoon rest, it is not a butter dish. It is for resting spoons. I think he's referring to the small crock behind the knife block, looks to me like a butter bell.

[Anonymous No.17195835]

>>17195579
your fridge is upside down

[Anonymous No.17195836]

>>17195734
chill! my grannies are in heaven, bro! pic reminded me of granny architecture

[Anonymous No.17195843]

>>17195836
>grannies
>plural
wtf kind of family tree do you have?

[Anonymous No.17195852]

>>17195843
a non amercan one I guess lmao

[Anonymous No.17195860]

That kitchen is a wee bit cramped. I hate not having vertical space over where I work.
Other than that, not too bad.

[Anonymous No.17195869]

>>17195513
Looks better than mine.

[Anonymous No.17195959]

>>17195843
wtf kind of family tree do you have where you only have one? some tranny utopia?

[Anonymous No.17195963]

>>17195869
reminds me of my first apt, so glad to be out of there

fucking use the oven and the whole place heats up, and god forbid you cook anything on the stove, b/c then the whole place will smell like that for like 5 days

[Anonymous No.17196018]

>>17195708
who wants to fuck their own wife? ugh

[Anonymous No.17196031]

>>17195835
Kek

[Anonymous No.17196124]

>>17195959
>t. inbredlet

[Anonymous No.17196141]

>>17196124
TRY AGAIN RETARD

[Anonymous No.17196160]

>>17196141

[Anonymous No.17196186]

>>17195693
Don't worry mate, with how pathetic you are it won't be (You)r son, and I fully support your wife's extra-marital dalliances.

[Anonymous No.17196192]

>>17195869
open the windows in there...

[Anonymous No.17196197]

>>17195843

[Anonymous No.17196203]

>>17196192
when you live in a place like that you can't have the blinds or windows open because it lets the blacks and browns see that it's not a vacant smashed up unit and has valuable things to steal.

[Anonymous No.17196264]

>>17195579
>>17195513
OP pic probably does.
building regulations state that every room needs at least 1/3rd of it's floor spacing as windows

[Anonymous No.17196266]

>>17195513
I DONT HAVE A CHOICE

[Anonymous No.17196282]

>>17195513
Yeah. That's what a starter apartment is supposed to look like, OP. The kitchen is probably 1/3 the total square footage of the whole place.

[Anonymous No.17196297]

>>17195513
At least I also have a wife

[Anonymous No.17196304]

>>17196282
mogging this retarded thread

[Anonymous No.17196326]

I'm a fat virgin I'm killing myself I can't get a girlfriend you guys made me fat it's your fault

I'm killing myself

[Anonymous No.17196340]

>>17195513
Looks clean.

[Anonymous No.17196357]

>>17196326
I literally can't stop sobbing and I'm so exhausted. We all are. Come on gang, let's all say sorry.

[Anonymous No.17196501]

>>17195622
what a terrifying webum.

[Anonymous No.17196505]

>>17195869
meh

[Anonymous No.17196535]

>>17195608
None of the kitchens posted ITT are kitchens that poor people would have.

[Anonymous No.17196552]

>>17196535
>owning 5 billion teapots
i wonder why theyre poor

[Anonymous No.17196579]

>>17196552
because the $10 teapots really were the straw that broke the camel's back here

[Anonymous No.17196581]

>>17196535
Let me guess, you need more?

[Anonymous No.17196584]

>>17196535
am i poor

[Anonymous No.17196596]

>>17195579
What the fuck is up with the cabinet hardware?

[Anonymous No.17196598]

>>17195513
>>17195579
Comfy

[Anonymous No.17196625]

>>17196535
>poormans kitchen doesn't look like poormans kitchen of my slav hellhole

Jesus christ Yuri get it together

[Anonymous No.17196640]

>>17196584
How much savings you have?

[Anonymous No.17196656]

I'd love a kitchen like that. I live in a tiny house built in the 30's (college housing) and it has less counterspace than that.
that's probably just because the counters are filled with random shit, I have three roommates. we have a hotdog toaster next to the regular toaster.
I'd live in a 1-room apartment at this point just to have a space where other people's random shit isn't left everywhere

[Anonymous No.17196663]

>>17195843
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.17196666]

>>17195708
gay

[Anonymous No.17196702]

>>17195591
It's like five bucks for a full set, just buy a new one when you move out. If it actually bothers you just use aluminum foil or a liner

[Anonymous No.17196736]

>>17196304
kek

[Anonymous No.17196739]

>>17195843
>four people falling this

[Anonymous No.17197823]

>>17195513
Based starter kitchen.

[Anonymous No.17197828]

>>17195513
>>17195525

FPBP

[Anonymous No.17197877]

>>17196264
>building regulations state that every room needs at least 1/3rd of it's floor spacing as windows
1/10, not 1/3

[Anonymous No.17197889]

>>17195869
Is this in Boston?

[Anonymous No.17198367]

nothing wrong with a ghetto kitchen.

[Anonymous No.17198375]

>>17195513
My problem is murderers keep barging in.

[Anonymous No.17198377]

easy to clean, everything in reach, nice colours(i prefer stainless steel myself but i know most dont)
swap the stove for something that works and youve got yourself i nice little kitchen, could easily feed 6 people from that

[Anonymous No.17198379]

>>17195843
are you okay?

[Anonymous No.17198384]

>>17195708
could you shut the fuck up?

[Anonymous No.17198389]

>>17195513
Ikr, no piss bottles in frame. What is he supposed to grease the pans with

[Anonymous No.17198391]

>>17198367
that oven is so flipping cute

[Anonymous No.17198399]

>>17196264
now what faggot

[Anonymous No.17198406]

>>17198391
I know :)

Has no temperature settings, the burners are cast iron; a lot of thermal inertia... It's actually taking my cooking game to a new level because its higher difficulty.

[Anonymous No.17198417]

>>17196264
where and why?

[Anonymous No.17198426]

>>17195513
And it costs $1600 a month

[Anonymous No.17198505]

>>17195843
not sure if retarded or just pretending to be

[Anonymous No.17198681]

>>17195513
Get on my level

[Anonymous No.17198704]

>>17195513
That looks comfy. A lot tidier than my depressing cluttered kitchen

[Anonymous No.17198707]

>>17198681
is that a washing machine? interesting.

[Anonymous No.17198711]

>>17195708
nice, ever thought of making it a little longer and uploading it to fanfiction.net?

[Anonymous No.17198713]

>>17195513
Is that an oldschool mcdonalds plate? Absolutely based. Probably well over a decade old.

[Anonymous No.17198733]

>>17196584
Nice 6’ ceilings.

[Anonymous No.17198747]

>>17196552
kek

[Anonymous No.17198857]

>>17198375
>Stove next the fridge

[Anonymous No.17198912]

>>17195525
It's too busy. Only people trying to look rich have that much stuff.

[Anonymous No.17198932]

None of these pics are even bad. Vandals broke in and stole my fucking stove. At least they had the courtesy to turn the lines off.
I get free gas because a well is on my property, but I needed the stove to heat my house

[Anonymous No.17198949]

>>17198707
Yes we wash clothes in Europe

[Anonymous No.17198964]

>>17198932
Have you ever considered cleaning your kitchen?

[Anonymous No.17199067]

>>17195513
There's a decorative plate on the wall, and it's not a fucking Nascar plate, so that's definitely not a man's house. Men don't give a fuck about wreaths, women do. You think a man eats off that hot air balloon plate? Get the fuck outta here

[Anonymous No.17199109]

>>17199067
>Men don't give a fuck about wreaths
what about gay men

[Anonymous No.17199188]

The kitchen.

[Anonymous No.17199208]

>>17199188
nice bread

[Anonymous No.17199260]

>>17199188
>fairy
are you a homo

[Anonymous No.17199322]

>>17199067
Come back when you're 18

[Anonymous No.17199327]

>>17199322
come back when you're fully a woman aka never

[Anonymous No.17199334]

>>17199327
Why are trannies always on your mind?

[Anonymous No.17199366]

>>17199327
why is every second reply nowadays "ywnbaw"? it's getting boring. and no, it's not cool or edgy

[Anonymous No.17199393]

>>17196739
>make that six

[Anonymous No.17199400]

>>17198949
Oh, that's right. Eurofags do their laundry in the kitchen kek

[Anonymous No.17199407]

>>17198949
Why would you wash your dirty clothes in the same room you prepare your food? Tell me you at least have a separate place to use the toilet.

[Anonymous No.17199428]

>>17199407
i dont do either of these things, i have a mum for that

[Anonymous No.17199429]

>>17198949
those all in one washer/dryers are complete dog shit

[Anonymous No.17199431]

>>17199407
> Tell me you at least have a separate place to use the toilet.
Yeah I use your mom

[Anonymous No.17199439]

>>17199431
gottem

[Anonymous No.17199460]

It's super messy right now about to make breakfast.

[Anonymous No.17199477]

>>17199460
>breakfast at 6pm

[Anonymous No.17199496]

>>17195708
>sex as a teenager
get out normoid

[Anonymous No.17199504]

>>17199460
you have snow? im envious

[Anonymous No.17199517]

>>17196584
>posts doublewide trailer
>asks if poor
yes, you knew this.

[Anonymous No.17199520]

>>17195513
The kitchen's clean. Counter space has been maximized. There's appropriate ventilation. If it's just a guy living in this apartment, he's a recent divorcé.

[Anonymous No.17199540]

>>17195513
That is way nicer than the slumshack that I live in.

[Anonymous No.17199564]

>>17195513
>some guys actually live with women
I know, it's mind-blowing.

[Anonymous No.17199571]

>>17199477
It's almost 10am here now.

>>17199504
It's nice for a few days but gets old fast.

[Anonymous No.17199580]

>>17199571
>living in the past

[Anonymous No.17199582]

>>17199460
whats with the bottles

[Anonymous No.17199583]

>>17195513
>>17195579
>>17195869
>>17199460
>Stained wood cabinets
Man, that's comfy as fuck. Too bad modern kitchens are becoming soulless with stupid white painted cabinets.

[Anonymous No.17199594]

>>17199429
dryer?
thats what the spin cycle and clothes horse in front of a radiator is for

[Anonymous No.17199622]

>>17199580
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.17199772]

>>17199571
that's pacific time, right? may i ask if youre living in the US? somehow the pacific coast states of the US dont strike me as particularly snowy

[Anonymous No.17199790]

They need a vent for the range. But it goes to show how much American cooking is by boiling water and baking. Never pan frying.

[Anonymous No.17199792]

>>17198964
>Have you ever considered cleaning your kitchen?
no, the dirtiness builds up resistance to bacteria. I usually reuse dishes without a proper wash. I haven't been sick in at least 5 years

[Anonymous No.17199829]

>>17199790
That's what the 12" industrial fan is. It's probably an older apartment - had two of those in a 50's split level I rented for a few years.

[Anonymous No.17199958]

>>17195513
>"living" in an apartment
Ishygddt

[Anonymous No.17199971]

>>17195513
>living
i shiggy diggy

[` No.17200002]

>>17199429
There are a lot of countries outside the US that just prefer to air dry. Japan for example, everyone has a washing machine, but no dryer.

[Anonymous No.17200023]

>>17199772
Northern California, Oregon and Washington all get snow every year. Here was my breakfast.

[Anonymous No.17200041]

>>17200023
looks good, although i have to admit that despite frequenting a cooking board i have never eaten avocado in my entire lifetime and no idea if i would like it. but i would definitely try a bite or thirty of your breakfast

[Anonymous No.17200048]

>>17199571
>>17199477
nigga your timestamp says 17:06
>>17199622

and this one says 17:49

[Anonymous No.17200055]

>>17195579
you left your poop sock on the floor

[Anonymous No.17200105]

>>17199792
Well, at the very least try to get a new can opener. The one you currently have looks a bit rusty.

[Anonymous No.17200118]

>>17200105
do they not eat rust in europe to build up resistance to heavy metal poisoning

[Anonymous No.17200137]

>>17200118
rust ruins the taste in my humble opinion

[Anonymous No.17200160]

>>17200055
but thats exactly where poop socks are supposed to be stored

[Anonymous No.17200285]

>>17195579
>laminate countertops
>cheap particle board cabinets
>hideous handles
>cheap linoleum flooring
>electric coil stove

[Anonymous No.17200357]

>>17198681
>washing machine in kitchen, no dryer
thirdie detected

[Anonymous No.17200362]

>>17195869
>snacks on the floor

Reeeeeee

[Anonymous No.17200365]

>>17200357
it doubles as a dishwasher, cant put any glassware in it sadly, for obvious reasons

[Anonymous No.17200373]

>>17195579
>having the freezer on top
Why do americans?

[Anonymous No.17200465]

>>17196596

carpenters were drinking the day they installed the handles

[Anonymous No.17200478]

>>17200373
The freezer is on the bottom in that pic, which is wrong

[Anonymous No.17200482]

>>17195513
Looks like my uncles house

[Anonymous No.17200495]

god w*men are fucking insufferable

[Anonymous No.17200509]

if you removed 99% of the garbage on the counter this would be the comfiest kitchen
cooking in small spaces rules also knife blocks are for retards and cooklets

[Anonymous No.17200569]

>>17200041
it's flavorless filler with the texture and consistency of soft infant shit, but it's room temperature.

[Anonymous No.17200618]

>>17200569
Damn, sounds like you get your produce from the supermarket.

[Anonymous No.17200621]

>>17195579
I’m a cabinet maker and this triggers me

[Anonymous No.17200911]

>>17200357
small price to pay for a white country

[Anonymous No.17200929]

>>17195579
...is that a cumsock on the floor...

[Anonymous No.17200950]

[Anonymous No.17200979]

>you must live in an expensive manufactured home to be happy

[Anonymous No.17201145]

>>17200621
>I'm an [autistic] cabinet maker
Ftfy

[Anonymous No.17201170]

>>17196535
Its how a poor person's kitchen looks in developed countries, Igor.

[Anonymous No.17201199]

>>17195513
My apartment looks like that minus any attempt to decorate

[Anonymous No.17201263]

>>17196282
I've seen how that cat lives

[Anonymous No.17201283]

>>17196535
What kind of Barney and Betty Rubble, Flinstone-ass shithole do you fucking live in, jesus fucking christ.

[Anonymous No.17201497]

>>17200950
You can't really appreciate how women need to fill the void in their lives with unecessary BS until you've been to Ikea with your gf

[Anonymous No.17201540]

>>17198367
comfy

[Anonymous No.17201622]

>>17198375
I'll just say it now: Been nice knowing ya. When Shillary sees this, you're gonna be Vince Foster'ed.

[Anonymous No.17201680]

>>17200373
Its 25% more efficient to have it on top rather than bottom. Save a tree and a penny

[Anonymous No.17201709]

>>17198367
I didn't know they made fridges that skinny.

[Anonymous No.17201883]

>>17199208
It's edible. I figure if I stick to baking bread instead of buying it, I'll get good at it in a couple years.

>>17199260
No, I'm frugal; it was on sale.

[Anonymous No.17201902]

>>17196584
>cheap tile floor instead of wood
poorfag

[Anonymous No.17201917]

>>17195869
open your blinds, get another table or counter in there, and turn on your fucking lights retard

[Anonymous No.17201938]

>>17199188
>that fucking bucktooth gap

[Anonymous No.17201949]

>>17200285
dont forget
>rubber baseboard
>windowless oven
>wall mounted fan

I bet that's lead paint too

[Anonymous No.17201960]

>>17196584
>laminate peeled at the corner
shocking...

[Anonymous No.17201987]

>>17199188
Are you 4 feet tall?

[Anonymous No.17202030]

>>17198375
Rev up your ovens. Love scotty kilmer

[Anonymous No.17202053]

>>17200950
I think the chair is clutter

[Anonymous No.17202109]

>>17195579
>>17195513
when i was in college i lived in an apartment that hadnt been updated since the 60s. Only had one window unit and 1 wall heater that didnt even heat up the bathroom

[Anonymous No.17202547]

>>17200285
>cheap particle board cabinets
Those cabinets are solid wood. I guarantee it. Rest of your post is right though. I know this because this is basically a carbon copy of my kitchen. Only difference is my range top is separate from the oven and the oven is mounted in the cabinet to the left off screen.

[Anonymous No.17202561]

>>17202547
Why the fuck would there be solid wood cabinets with laminate countertops? They're plywood at best.

[Anonymous No.17202567]

>>17202561
Laminate countertops are just what they used in the 60s. They're not plywood, they're solid wood. I'd bet my house on it.

[Anonymous No.17202575]

>>17202567
Laminate is a form of plywood. As your financial advisor I'd recommend staying away from that bet.

[Anonymous No.17202606]

>>17202567
>>17202561
>>17202547
solid wood, looks like the same grain and stain i saw in my high school cabinets built in the late 60s

[Anonymous No.17202783]

>>17202575
Your reading comprehension is that of a drunken 5 year old. As your sober elder, I recommend staying away from posting.

[Anonymous No.17202951]

>>17196584
No, I'm poor

I mounted a toaster oven to my wall and put a plastic folding table under it

[Anonymous No.17202956]

Posting my mini-kitchen setup. I did the 'wood working' stuff to save space.

hopefully my pictures aren't tilted.

[Anonymous No.17202960]

posting my poverty mini-kitchen setup.

made the magnetic knife strip, cup hangers, and took some drywall anchor advice from a /ck/ thread I made and mounted a toaster oven to the wall.

[Anonymous No.17202964]

>>17202960

[Anonymous No.17202965]

>>17202964

[Anonymous No.17202966]

>>17202965
currently making chicken stock on the stove at 3 AM

[Anonymous No.17203024]

>>17202960
>tiny kitchen
>dishwasher
how can you be rich and poor at the same time?
but seriously, looks comfy, would drink beer in

[Anonymous No.17203034]

>>17203024
the dishwasher is nice but the stove is a pain in the ass

>large iron coil hole seems too small for the standard steel drip pan so it's always moving around and lopsided and don't know the model number
>the oven's knob is the wrong model so it's flipped and I don't know what temperature it's at or if it is on broil or not.

also I have no balcony.

[Anonymous No.17203044]

>>17203034
>also I have no balcony.
im not sure what you mean by this. are kitchens supposed to have a balcony? does it mean something else in this context? or are you just saying youre not rich because you have no balcony in your house/apartment?

[Anonymous No.17203056]

>>17199582
american retard consumes plastic bottle water
probably doesn't even throw it in the recycle area

[Anonymous No.17203057]

>>17202966
Based

[Anonymous No.17203061]

>>17202966
>>17202965
>>17202964
>>17202960
What kind of housing is this? Why is everything so small? How much do you pay in rent?

[Anonymous No.17203066]

>>17203061
it's a shitty studio and I pay like $900 with all the 'fees' included. Actual rent is like $825 or so.

the floor plan is bizarre. Imagine a square room but part of it has a diagonal wall built through it. That's my kitchen.

[Anonymous No.17203077]

>>17203066
$900!?

[Anonymous No.17203084]

>>17203077
yes unfortunately. However, everyone around me is Indian so there's no crime or loud music so it's somewhat worth it.

[Anonymous No.17203090]

>>17203077
I should add the cheaper apartment complexes in this area have reviews like people doing hard drugs at the pool, burglaries, and car break ins.

[Anonymous No.17203092]

>>17203090
>>17203084
Must be in a bigger city.

[Anonymous No.17203094]

>>17203077
im sure thats per month, relax

[Anonymous No.17203095]

>>17203094
Yeah, $900 a month is ridiculous for that

[Anonymous No.17203099]

>>17203095
must be an exchange rate thing
t. didnt realise freedom dollars were so different

[Anonymous No.17203112]

>>17203095
225 a week is great if you're exposing yourself to an actual cultural center and just by living are exposing yourself to twenty times more information than most people do on their $5000 a year vacations.

[Anonymous No.17203114]

>>17203112
225 in what currency?

[Anonymous No.17203208]

>>17196584
You are either a 7 foot tall chad or you live in a hobbit house
Either way yes

[Anonymous No.17203302]

>>17200950
most women love guys like this because it means we are in charge of decorating
my mom and gran came to visit so i had to buy more beds so i decided to splurge on a king size ikea bed with drawers and bf was so happy he called it his dream bed
i also have to make him buy things like shoes and a new computer chair because his get so worn out he's in obvious physical pain when he uses them
men are kindaa retarded desu

[Anonymous No.17203309]

>>17203302
You will never be a woman fag

[Anonymous No.17203318]

>>17203309
you will always think about trannies actual fag

[Anonymous No.17203324]

>>17203318
This was so retarded you might be an actual woman (at least in mind) congratz

[Anonymous No.17203325]

>>17203302
if i can still use it its not worn out yet, shoes & clothes last until they get holes, then they are yard clothes, anything less is a waste.

[Anonymous No.17203327]

>>17203324
why is pointing out your tranny obsession retarded?

[Anonymous No.17203339]

>>17195525
true

[Anonymous No.17203349]

>>17203327
>posts in a thread about kitchens
>immediately mentions fronthole muh bf muh furniture
There really is no difference between fags and women

[Anonymous No.17203358]

>>17195869
>that oven

[Anonymous No.17203373]

>>17203349
you seem to have a contextual awareness problem

[Anonymous No.17203377]

>>17200621

[Anonymous No.17203380]

>>17200621
do you know how to fix it?

[Anonymous No.17203381]

>>17203373
Nah you are mentally retarded
I would tell you to seek help but this is genetic

[Anonymous No.17203385]

Clean freak

[Anonymous No.17203389]

>>17203381
you're just mad because i pointed out your closet fagdom kek
cope and seethe

[Anonymous No.17203393]

>>17200002
When I lived in Madrid, I could happily hang work shirts to dry and they would be crease-free and bone dry within the hour. I never ever needed to iron. Coming back to England I felt like I had no choice but to get a dryer.

[Anonymous No.17203414]

>>17202960
>>17202964
>>17202965
>>17202966
This actually looks pretty comfy, I can see that you care about cooking because of the Breville gear, the nice stock pan and the cast irons. Would have dinner here 10/10

[Anonymous No.17203423]

>>17198406
uniocrns are my fave
what country?

[Anonymous No.17203438]

>>17198932
Why do you live in a commercial kitchen?

[Anonymous No.17203449]

[Anonymous No.17203454]

>>17202109
oh man this is so comfy

[Anonymous No.17203460]

>>17203449
nice love the skylight and plants
stove not so much unless it's induction also what's with the weird hole in the cabinet?

[Anonymous No.17203467]

>>17203112
Interesting, never heard this specific coastie cope

[Anonymous No.17203483]

>>17203460
Part of the cabinet paneling fell of and I just haven’t fixed it

[Anonymous No.17203499]

>>17203302
Some men who live like this don't like extra crap because the world is filled with so much of it already. A sparse home is the antidote to the noise and clutter of all the shit everywhere. Women trying to bring crap over is psychologically torturous.

[Anonymous No.17203658]

>>17203499
that's fair
i think his is more of a case of extreme cheapness though because he invariably enjoys whatever new thing i bring into the house
like he'll put shit in cardboard boxes on the floor and then i'll put up a shelf and he acts like shelves are some great new invention
my house is still quite sparse though, neither of us are huge consoomers

[Anonymous No.17203726]

>>17195675
Why are you talking about race retard

[Anonymous No.17203766]

>>17203658
>pic
that isn't yours, is it? i think i saw someone post it on /r9k/ once

[Anonymous No.17203790]

>>17203658
are the two chairs facing each other so you and your boyfriend can jerk each other off at the same time?

[Anonymous No.17203867]

>>17195513
The only problem I (don't) see there is a dishwasher.

I'm not getting my house all to myself and then be cheapstake enoughvto wash the fucking dishes.

[Anonymous No.17203937]

>>17203766
r9k is my guiltiest pleasure
>>17203790
it's a stand for my keyboard are you blind?

[Anonymous No.17203953]

>>17203937
you mean your joystick aka cock

[Anonymous No.17203963]

>>17203953
you'd like that

[Anonymous No.17203966]

>>17203963
sure would I'd teach you a thing or two. after no time you'll be entering your initials at high scorer.

[Anonymous No.17203968]

>>17203966
what's your first language?

[Anonymous No.17203970]

>>17203968
the language of love

[Anonymous No.17203975]

>>17203968
hindi, why

[Anonymous No.17203978]

>>17203975
curious
i unironically love indian dudes

[Anonymous No.17203983]

>>17203978
fag

[Anonymous No.17203987]

>>17203983
admit you want to eat my ass

[Anonymous No.17204109]

I don't care how much you guys romanticize these kitchens, they suck ass, they leak, all the materials are shit, the stoves suck, there's no space due to the way it's set up, give me a modern open concept granite countertop kitchen any day

[Anonymous No.17204182]

>>17199477
>>17200048
/ck/ discovers time zones

[Anonymous No.17204206]

>>17199460
I hate how the microwave and the oven both have a clock and compete over that.
Seems useless.
They both should be able to display the date and make it interchangeable.

Oven has date. Microwave has clock or visa versa.

[Anonymous No.17204216]

>>17204206
? oven and microwave definitely dont show the same digits on that pic, desu

[Anonymous No.17204226]

>>17204109
>boy i sure do love walking halfway across the house to get one more egg
small kitchens are more efficient, especially for 1-2 people. manage your benches & shelves and keep your area clean.

[Anonymous No.17204233]

>>17195835
Kek'd

[Anonymous No.17204239]

>>17203208
Looks at the ceiling, that's guaranteed to be a trailer.

[Anonymous No.17204273]

>>17202109
>>17203454
yeah but the kitchen was small as fuck

[Anonymous No.17204394]

>>17204273
looks like a bathroom if im being honest

[Anonymous No.17204470]

>>17204394
the bathroom was even worse lol. no heating or cooling in there so in december it was 50 degress in there. i started putting a space heater in there so bathroom trips were bearable

[Anonymous No.17204477]

>>17203385
>>17203658

Am I the only one that is extremely bothered by random changes to flooring? It seems so unnecessary. I have same the problem in my place and I cant wait to afford uniform flooring throughout

[Anonymous No.17204481]

>>17204477
autism

[Anonymous No.17204502]

>>17196584
>>17195869
lol trashcans in the middle of the room, accept your trash lifestyle

[Anonymous No.17204674]

>>17203414
:)

[Anonymous No.17204783]

>>17199594
>>17200002
yeah that's what a 4+ hour dry cycle(for clothes, dont even bother with towels) does to you

I had one in a former apartment and don't ever want tot deal with that shit again

[Anonymous No.17204873]

>>17204783
one what? a dryer?

[Anonymous No.17205299]

>>17204873
all in one washer dryer units like the one in >>17198681
see them a lot in Europe and smaller apartment/condos. Work okay at washing but the drying function takes fucking forever and only works at all on tiny loads, even people that have them often opt for air drying instead

[Anonymous No.17205308]

>>17205299
hmm im from central europe and know a lot of people (including myself) who usually dry out in the open. i wonder if that isnt more of a urban vs rural thing

[Anonymous No.17206151]

>>17203438
>Why do you live in a commercial kitchen?
because half-dilapidated buildings are cheap

[Anonymous No.17206154]

>>17206151
r u geh

[Anonymous No.17206377]

>>17202960
the little hanging microwave is very cute Anon

[Anonymous No.17206820]

>>17201622
huehuehue how clever fellow centipede

[Anonymous No.17207024]

>>17195513
Laminate is the new granite.

[Anonymous No.17207032]

>>17206151
how do i get in on this?

[Anonymous No.17207045]

new digs

[Anonymous No.17207085]

>>17207045
Yeesh. Can the oven door even open all the way?

[Anonymous No.17207119]

>>17207045
you have about as much counter space as the janny has salary.

[Anonymous No.17207229]

>>17207085
yes the fridge just needs to be tilted a little bit when you want to open the oven and then it has enough room to open about halfway which is enough for most stuff

[Anonymous No.17207239]

>>17207119
it's hard to see in the pic but there's actually an inch or two of counter on the left and right of the sink, also the corner shelf or floor can be used as a counter if needed

[Anonymous No.17207303]

>>17207045
is this an apartment in UK Southampton by any chance?
a lot of them looked like that when i was looking for places.

[Anonymous No.17207395]

>>17207032
>how do i get in on this?
ngl they lured me in with 8 year old pics of the place and then I offered 10% of what they were asking and they didnt give a fuck. Some companies just write it off as a tax loss. The biggest issue is getting property taxes lowered, because they are assed at the value they were at long ago.

[Anonymous No.17207697]

>>17203467
location is worth more than estate.
thats why you can buy a mansion for 100k in bumfuck backwater nowhere areas

[Anonymous No.17207915]

[Anonymous No.17208137]

>>17207697
I moved out of an overpriced shithole last year
Stepping in meth diarrhea in sandals was the last straw

[Anonymous No.17208235]

All these photos make me wish I could get my own place, I was raised by a home chef and a germaphobe but my roommates trash the fucking place every evening. Clean kitchen can't survive more than one night and it makes me not wanna cook.

[Anonymous No.17208255]

>>17207045
go back

[Anonymous No.17208315]

>>17208235
hang in there kitty.
You'll find a better place one day.

[Anonymous No.17208322]

>>17208315
Ew they serve and eat food in here

[Anonymous No.17208761]

>>17198857
how else are you going to cool down the oven?