Food tray for driver

[Anonymous No.17187969]

I know I’m going to take some grief for this, but admit it, we all eat while we drive. I’ve finally decided to get a tray. Can anybody tell me their experiences with driver’s seat food trays? Which tray is the best?

[Anonymous No.17187985]

Tesla’s have a drivers good test as an option

[Anonymous No.17187986]

>>17187969
I guess if you are forced to eat in one's car to not be maskless in some workplace breakroom, ie covid risk, get a nice cutting board or lap desk. But, if you're driving, oh hell no, you need your front seat and lap free. Get items you can hold in a wrapper, and maybe you simply need a nice garbage bag holder in your car, and some sanitizer wipes.

[Anonymous No.17187993]

Tesla has a drivers food tray you can get as an option

[Anonymous No.17187994]

>>17187969
I use to have one of these when I worked a shitty retail job and the employee break room was fucking disgusting. Never used it while driving, but I'd park and eat.

[Anonymous No.17188006]

>>17187969
>>17187993
These trays lock into the steering wheel so you can't actually fucking use them when you're driving, tards. If you turned the wheel, the tray would go with it.
Fucking idiot website.

[Anonymous No.17188013]

>>17187969
>>17187994
>maskless in some workplace breakroom
>employee break room was fucking disgusting

Just eat your lunch in a bathroom stall.

[Anonymous No.17188014]

>>17187986
I want a tray for when I’m driving. Eat dinner and get home from work at the same time. Kill two birds with one stone

[Anonymous No.17188039]

>>17188006
This poster is correct. You can’t drive with those trays. I had one of these trays that was quite convenient and you could drive and eat at the same time which was awesome

[Anonymous No.17188040]

>>17187994
The original intent was to serve as a desk for people who drive a lot as a part of their work, like salesmen. They aren't designed to be used in any other case than when parked. It would give them a place to fill out forms and do paperwork without having to go out and write on the hood of their car. Of course, it's also handy if you're eating to keep the food out of your lap and help keep your suit clean.

Contrary to the memes, they're not well suited for fat people and are designed for people with fairly normal sized guts.

[Anonymous No.17188053]

>>17188039
My sister actually drives like this. I’m going to get her one of those trays as a late Xmas present. Thanks for posting

[Anonymous No.17188090]

>>17188013
>Just eat your lunch in a bathroom stall.
I'm not a loser, I just didn't want to clean up after my lazy co-workers.

[Anonymous No.17188097]

>>17187969
>be fat American always on the go busy busy hahaha
>bad American drivers cause accident ahead
>dumbass fucking tray thing blocks your path to the e break
>get impaled by your fat feeding tray
>die a slow, agonizing death
>all your fat ass had to do was pull over for five minutes

[Anonymous No.17188101]

>>17188039
That's the most American thing I've seen this year.

[Anonymous No.17188104]

>>17187969
I'm unable to use one due to my obesity.
My stomach juts out enough where I can use it as a tray with some napkins though.

[Anonymous No.17188134]

Americans really can't even drive without eating fast food?

[Anonymous No.17188151]

>>17187969
>we all eat while we drive
no, we dont, fatty.

[Anonymous No.17188155]

>>17187969
Just do what everyone else does. One hand on the wheel and one hand clutching your cheeseburger. Why do you need a tray?

[Anonymous No.17188161]

>>17188155
I mainly eat authentic Japanese ramen for lunch and it's hard to do that one handed

[Anonymous No.17188193]

>>17188039
This looks big enough for my fondue pot, I’m definitely getting one

[Anonymous No.17188228]

>>17187969
How strong are these things? Wondering if I could use it to tenderize meat on the way home to save on some prep time

[Anonymous No.17188239]

>>17188039
>get distracted looking at your burger to grab it for a bite
>have to come to a short stop
>food flies forward and all over your car floor and you still hadn't got those weather techs put in
GGEZ I usually just take a cheeky break to eat in the parking lot

[Anonymous No.17188254]

>>17188228
You can tenderize my meat but we need to go in the back seat

[Anonymous No.17188278]

>mom where's dad?
>he got into a car accident and was chopped in half by his steering wheel mounted food tray

[Anonymous No.17188293]

>>17188040
>Contrary to the memes, they're not well suited for fat people and are designed for people with fairly normal sized guts.
One of my coworkers brought in a vehicle food tray into work that he impulse purchased the weekend prior. Due to him being a fatty mcfatterson and not realizing that it wouldn't work due to him weighing nearly 400 lbs. he had spent over $30 on this thing.
I didn't take it as I didn't see a need to eat in or work from my vehicle.

[Anonymous No.17188307]

>>17188039
I want my food in front of me not on some center platform, if you had to slam on your breaks you’d have to pull over to pick up your burger from the floor

[Anonymous No.17188720]

The most dangerous thing most people do every day is get behind the wheel of their car, and some people will willingly distract themselves while driving to the point where they'll buy accessories to make it easier for you to distract yourself.
Actual clown world shit.

[Anonymous No.17188773]

>>17188720
Your criticisms are correct but you come across as a fag so fuck you

[Anonymous No.17188800]

>>17188720
>nnoooo, not le heckin carmobiile! i don't need one!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17189708]

>>17187969
>we all eat while we drive
Incorrect. I view my car as filthy. I touched the bird-pooped door handle before getting in and touching the wheel. I checked the oil before driving and touching the wheel further. My brother drives the car and who the fuck knows what he touched beforehand. The wheel is assumed filthy. I'm not touching food after driving, unless I washed my hands with soap.

[Anonymous No.17189724]

>>17187969
>Americans

[Anonymous No.17189746]

>>17187969
>we all eat while we drive
ew, no

[Anonymous No.17189749]

>>17187969
>we all eat while we drive.
I do not.

[Anonymous No.17189807]

>>17188014
kill two birds and yourself with one stone.

[Anonymous No.17189846]

>>17188013
I just love eating my food while men are shitting all around me. Jesus Christ what is wrong with you people

[Anonymous No.17189861]

>>17187969
the one you can steal from macdonalds

[Anonymous No.17189864]

>>17188014
That wheel is upside down. Why is that wheel upside down AND has a try shopped onto it?

[Anonymous No.17190519]

>>17188193
LMAO, those fatty Swiss, gotta have that fondue, even when driving. Melt that Swiss cheese you fat neutral pigs. Even on the cable car up the mountain they will melt there hole filled cheese

[Anonymous No.17191265]

>>17188239
they're gyroscopically balance you poor

[Anonymous No.17191408]

>>17187969
>we all eat while we drive
How do you shift gears when eating?

[Anonymous No.17191423]

The only thing people may consume in my car is water, nothing else.

[Anonymous No.17191466]

I was skiing once and there was moving platform on the lift with plexiglass where you order coffee, snacks and smokes as you sit the long ride up.

[Anonymous No.17191767]

>>17188151
>>17189746
>>17189749
>>17191408
Lol, people who live in foreign countries

[Anonymous No.17191878]

>>17188014
That's actually brilliant. Nothing pisses me off more than getting home from work and having to waste time eating my one meal of the day before I can even start drinking.

[Anonymous No.17191899]

>>17187969
For me, it's the wine sling. If you use a straw it's technically a hands-free mobile device and therefore legal in New Hampshire.

[Anonymous No.17191912]

What happens if you need to turn while eating?

[Anonymous No.17191925]

>>17188014
Wtf, don't you guys actually enjoy eating your meals? It's nor supposed to be a chore.

[Anonymous No.17191967]

>>17191878
Dude, it’s best to drink before you eat. Especially on an empty stomach. The grub down after your drunk is heavenly

[Anonymous No.17191987]

>>17188014
If I had a self driving car I would eat 2001 Space Odyssey food while I talk to my friends on Snapchat

[Anonymous No.17192006]

>>17191912
Do you see any cops around? Drive straight pussy.

[Anonymous No.17192057]

>>17191987
I guess I would just look at porn and jerk off

Why would you eat 2001 Space Odyssey food? You could eat whatever you want if you didn’t have to drive

[Anonymous No.17192847]

>>17187986
>careaters are cuckvidfags

[Anonymous No.17192852]

>>17188193
imagine having to abruptly stop and you get fondue thrown all over you/your nice clean car

[Anonymous No.17192867]

I have never eaten while I drove.

Not everyone is a 300+ lb american who can't spend five minutes away from food you fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.17192872]

put it on the dash you dumb fucks. on the passenger's side or in front of the instruments

[Anonymous No.17192892]

I hope you get rear-ended and all your thin wagie soup wrecks your car and burns you

[Anonymous No.17192913]

>>17188193
Kek'd

[Anonymous No.17192969]

How about you focus on the road or hand in your license you fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.17193020]

Burger is made for drive automatic car. One hand on wheel, one hand on burger, drive while never look at burger. Never put down burger, never let go of burger: never distracted by burger.
Tray is for contain mess when eat while stop. Tray for sissy who need car clean or for idiot who allow friend eat curry in car. Burger superior to tray.

[Anonymous No.17193030]

>Have a friend who can drive with his knees
>Uses this talent to eat with both hands while driving
Efficiency.

[Anonymous No.17193044]

>>17192969
>How about you focus on the road or hand in your license you fucking moron.
I am driving with my knee while eating. But trained on German autobahn. Made California with my feets on the front console, using cruise control as break. Total overqualified, cannot imagine how burgers make accidents by that boring traffic.

[Anonymous No.17193415]

>>17192852
If I’m going to be scalded by a hot liquid then let it be hot liquid cheese as I slam on the breaks of my S class Mercedes

[Anonymous No.17193430]

>>17192872
>put it on the dash
I hate it when people put their food and drinks on the dash. Just get one of those trays

[Anonymous No.17193452]

There's a reason airbus is the best airplane.

[Anonymous No.17193456]

>>17193430
just take it off and toss it after you're done eating

[Anonymous No.17193473]

>>17193452
If pilots can eat in the cockpit while flying a plane I don’t see why some people have a problem with people eating from a steering wheel try while driving a car

[Anonymous No.17193475]

>>17193473
I mean airplane autopilot isn't a meme like el**tric cars

[Anonymous No.17193501]

>>17187969
That tray doesn't work while you're driving because it attaches to your steering wheel.
w.e. commute you're taking. You can afford to take 5 minutes to eat it in the parking lot.

[Anonymous No.17193502]

>>17192969
>American retard can't drive unless he is 100% focused with no distractions, doesn't use the radio or climate control, never takes passengers, most likely ugly

[Anonymous No.17193516]

>Wanting a fucking tray for your car
Nigger, just get one of those breakfast bars or protein bars if you're that fucking fat and you can't wait to eat food like a child.

[Anonymous No.17193520]

>>17187969
This is even worse than driving while using your phone.

[Anonymous No.17193537]

>I know I’m going to take some grief for this, but admit it, we all eat while we drive.
No. I dont even leave my kitchen with drinks and I wash my hands extensively after I so much as touch a doorknob. Youre supposed to keep your stuff clean you slob.
>while we drive
I dont have a car, let alone even a driver's license because I dont hate the planet. I bike to work, the store, the gym, and back. My legs could kick your legs' ass in a kicking contest. Take the bike pill.

[Anonymous No.17193565]

>>17193473
I work for an airline and I've over heard pilots use the phrase, "hand fly" with excessive contempt for the memory they were recalling.

[Anonymous No.17194088]

>>17187969
it's an offense to eat, drink, text or use your phone while driving, under distracted driving laws.

[Anonymous No.17194163]

>>17191408
git gud

[Anonymous No.17194172]

>>17188307
It does seem curious that these are flat trays and not more of some kind of casserole dish shape with walls

[Anonymous No.17195060]

>>17193473
All pilots do now is takeoff and land and talk to air traffic control. As soon as they are up in the air its autopilot all the way. They can get back and grub or do anything else they want. If you are driving a car and there are other cars around you then you shouldn't be eating a huge meal especially food that you need cutlery for

[ieatinmycar No.17195129]

>>17195060
Fun aviation fact: big boy commercial airplanes actually have multiple redundant AP systems in case of failure.

[Anonymous No.17195141]

>>17191408
Automatic transmission has been standard in America for ages, probably because of the need to stuff their throat with food even while driving.

[Anonymous No.17195240]

>>17188161
Just sip it from the cup or bowl.

[Anonymous No.17195780]

>>17195060
>food that you need cutlery for

Unless it's just something on a fork and you're holding it like a drumstick.

[Anonymous No.17195839]

>>17187986
>if you're driving, oh hell no, you need your front seat and lap free
Why?

[Anonymous No.17195846]

>>17188155
It's hard to peel the paper away.

[Anonymous No.17195854]

>>17192852
What he needs is a gyroscopic fondue set, that takes the g forces of each corner and when you stop.

[Anonymous No.17196364]

>>17195846
> It's hard to peel the paper away.
First world problems. “Oh that pesky paper gets in my way when I want to eat cheeseburgers and drive”

[Anonymous No.17196668]

>>17188720

[Anonymous No.17196721]

>>17193502
All correct, but what is your point retard?

[Anonymous No.17196732]

>>17196668
What is the problem with drunk driving exactly? If you get in a wreck you just deal with insurance or hospitals like you would in any other wreck. Total government scam to make money and trap people in the system when they did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.17196875]

>>17196732
I don’t really care if people drive drunk but this eating while driving thing has got to stop. If you are caught eating while driving that should be 30 days home confinement and 6 months suspension of your driver’s license. I see people eating while driving all the time and nearly every single time it’s a man or a woman with one hand on the wheel and the other hand on a burger. They don’t seem to care how dangerous that is.

[Anonymous No.17198405]

>gets into fender bender because /ck/ was removing lettuce/tomato/onions from burger because they were too embarrassed to be autistic in the drive through
>airbag deploys
>food shoveling tray cuts them in half

[Anonymous No.17198444]

>>17193473
there's literally nothing to hit in the air you buffoon

[Anonymous No.17198457]

>>17196732
The problem is that you're a danger to other road users and to a lesser extent pedestrians. Can your insurance company compensate someone fairly for losing their ability to walk or for breaking their neck?

[Anonymous No.17198811]

>>17198457
Bullshit. People who drink daily are better drivers with a bit of alcohol in them than they are with their brains screaming for a hit.

[Anonymous No.17198887]

can't americans just go 5 minutes without shoving burgers and coke in their fat face holes?

[Anonymous No.17198906]

>>17187969
eating while driving WILL lead to a mess. especially with cereal/soups

[Anonymous No.17199031]

>>17198444
Oh, so there are no other planes in the air that they could hit if they were too busy eating and not looking out the window watching out for other planes. Ok

[Anonymous No.17199248]

>>17199031
indeed. if traffic control and calc/planning did their job right and the autopilot isn't malfunctioning for mysterious reasons, there's indeed nothing else to hit you.

Two planes (near-)hitting eachother mid air is usually a traffic control/planning issue, and even then usually only happen near airports themselves.

[Anonymous No.17199296]

>>17191265
That won't stop Newtons first law dumbass
Also I'm richer than you most likely, due to being born to an extremely wealthy family

[Anonymous No.17200109]

Just stopping by to leave a fellow food tray user pic so OP can find some camaraderie.

[Anonymous No.17200133]

What do I do if there is not enough room between me and the steering wheel to fit a tray because I am a healthy American boy?

[Anonymous No.17200165]

>>17200133
ribbit

[Anonymous No.17200170]

>>17187969
>We all eat in the car
No, we don't.
I don't.
I never have.
That's stupid.
You're disgusting.
I enjoy both driving and eating and don't want to distract from either of those things, I'm capable of planning ahead and thus don't need to stuff grease into my mouth on the way to or from work, if I stop for food I go inside of the resterant and sit at a table so I can enjoy my meal and not cover the inside of my car with mayonaise and french fries.

[Anonymous No.17201293]

>>17200109
Looks like she loves that chicken at Popeyes. A lot.