/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17168814]

Best midnight snack?

[Anonymous No.17168818]

Women ruin everything

[Anonymous No.17168824]

>>17168814
cottage cheese

[Anonymous No.17168831]

>>17168814
Lactose free milk with unsweetened pure cacao powder. has great nutritional values and helps me when i have a mental breakdown.

[Anonymous No.17168838]

>>17168831
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.17169415]

>>17168814
The hook on that nose. Damn.

[Anonymous No.17170062]

>>17168814

someone broke his heart and he's trying to cope by eating his feelings. And drinking judging by those glassed eyes. SAD.

[Anonymous No.17170150]

>>17168824
Oh yeah, I can get behind that.
I always have some on hand anyway.
Little black pepper sometimes too.

[Anonymous No.17170182]

>>17168814
I went to bed last night with an itchy crack. The thing is when I woke up in the morning my finger smelled like Gruyere. Now, Gruyere is my favorite cheese and I can not tell you how perturbed I was to make the mental connection between my anus and my favorite cheese. It may have something to do with the fact that I ate a whole block of Gruyere before I went to bed. Never the less, every time I look at a piece of Gruyere my nostrils fill with the smell of an unwashed rectum. With that said, I think I am forever done with Gruyere. I've looked high and low for cheeses to replace my beloved Gruyere. Gouda, no. American, hell no. Havarti, no. Comte, no. Jack, no. Dick, no. Swiss, no. Fontina, no. Jarlsberg, no. Appenzeller, no. Parmagiano Reggiano, no. Now the greatest pleasure in my life has been reduced to horrifying PTSD. How can one continue to go on like this? Without ever being able to experience the hedonistic desire to eat a whole block of Gruyere in a single sitting? Why even live?

[Anonymous No.17170192]

>>17170182
You're not funny

[Anonymous No.17170295]

>>17168818
So suck dick if you hate women so much. Not very complicated.