/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17165866]

So, what is it they do?

[Anonymous No.17165867]

Flavor

[Anonymous No.17165875]

>>17165866
Lay around collecting welfare and sit pretty watching cable TV!

[Anonymous No.17165971]

>>17165866
End up in your mouth while eating coq au vin ruining your taste the rest of the meal

[Anonymous No.17166287]

>>17165875
Sheeit

[Anonymous No.17166319]

>>17165971
How do people end up like this? How do you not conscientiously understand you put two bay leaves into your dish, and now before you serve said dish, you need to fish those bay leaves out. When you cook with whole cloves or sticks of cinnamon do you just leave that shit in there and tell who ever eats it to get fucked, too?

[Anonymous No.17166329]

>>17165866
You're a retarded faggot
>>/b/

[Anonymous No.17166337]

>>17166319
yes, cloves are delicuous

[Anonymous No.17166342]

>>17165971
I'm just passing through to post achewood but you're supposed to remove them before you eat anon

[Anonymous No.17166344]

>>17166319
yes, also with large pieces of ginger when I wok. Though I do warn them about the ginger

[Anonymous No.17166351]

>>17166342
When it's a big fucking pot you don't always spend a whole 5 minutes stiring shit up again to find em all. Besides the leaf only ended up in my mouth once in my whole life, tastes awful though

[Anonymous No.17166387]

>>17166351
>you don't always spend a whole 5 minutes stiring shit up again to find em all.
Yes you do you double nigger. How fucking lazy can you be. Stop being such a piece of shit and learn to cook.

[Anonymous No.17166416]

>>17166387
just take it out yourself lazy nigger, don't make me reach into the pot and pull it out for you

[Anonymous No.17166450]

>>17166319
>be mindful, you could have a couple or up to 7 cardamom pods

[Anonymous No.17166473]

>>17166416
You're the lazy nigger, you daft cunt. If you're going to cook food, make sure you cook something edible.
>Oi, if the chicken's raw, just eat the cooked part around it, you oaf. Don't expect me to properly cook the food I served you.

[Anonymous No.17166488]

>>17166473
Don't eat the raw part of the chicken, retard

[Anonymous No.17166522]

>>17166488
Seek government assistance if you're not already on disability.

[Anonymous No.17166526]

>>17165866
infuse a mild eucalyptus x thyme flavour, especially useful in milder/delicate sauces and soups, more of a "Something's missing" thing in richer things, especially with a lot of alliums or tomato.

[Anonymous No.17166546]

>>17166522
>you should eat raw chicken
>um no?
>retard

[Anonymous No.17166577]

>>17166546
Try re-reading my post you fucking egregious excuse for a mouth breather. You honestly need to go apply to be a stress tester at your nearest rope manufactory.

[Anonymous No.17166581]

>>17166577
>Oi, if the chicken's raw, just eat the cooked part around it, you oaf.
you're saying this like it's a bad thing

[Anonymous No.17166598]

>>17165866
pokemon

[Anonymous No.17166600]

>>17166581
Because it is dipshit. The bacteria in the raw bit can still be spread into the cooked part. You don't cook chicken because the bacteria can't touch cooked chicken meat, you cook chicken to cook the backteria.

[Anonymous No.17166612]

>>17166351
If it's just me I won't bother but if I'm cooking for others it's a good idea so they don't think you're retarded

[Anonymous No.17166618]

>>17166600
There's always a raw bit though

[Anonymous No.17166620]

>>17166581
This is beyond bait, and at this point I'm ashamed to have even engaged in this conversation with you. I concede to you, retard-sama.

[Anonymous No.17166640]

>>17166526
Thank you for the answer anon, I always found it hard to describe their taste/smell

[Anonymous No.17166649]

>>17166620
enjoy your raw chicken, faget

[Anonymous No.17166661]

>>17166640
Grab some ajwain and some caraway, grind 'em up superfine with your bay leaves. Blow some fucking minds

[Anonymous No.17166678]

>>17165866
Lacerate your intestines if you somehow eat them, making you shit blood in the best case.

[Anonymous No.17166799]

the cheese has melted

[Anonymous No.17166860]

>>17165866
They add a zesty or slightly woody flavour to me.

[Anonymous No.17166875]

Makes Turks think they’re doing something

[Anonymous No.17168112]

>>17166526
>eating aliums
thatll show those probing faggots

[Anonymous No.17168116]

>>17165866
does nothing

[Anonymous No.17168442]

>>17166875
> Turks
Caesar was wearing it as a crown

[Anonymous No.17168537]

>>17165866
Confuse white bitches.

[Anonymous No.17168626]

you're all wrong, just put the inedbiles like bay cloves and cinnamon inside a little cheesecloth envelope/pouch thing. Basically a big teabag. All the flavor still gets into the sauce and you can literally just remove the shite in one second.

[Anonymous No.17168641]

>>17165971
If you don't eat and savour them you are a confirmed tastelet

[Anonymous No.17168760]

>>17168537
I really don't like to make excuses for these kinds of people, but usually you would remove the laurel leaves before serving. Like, if I'm making a lentil-carrot soup, I'll let it steep for a while at low heat, fish them out and then blend it.

[Anonymous No.17168812]

>>17165866
I thought this was kratom before checking the filename

[Anonymous No.17168858]

>>17168537
Uh oh americano

[Anonymous No.17168865]

>>17168112
It's the circle of life. They leave the colon, are eaten, and re-enter the colon from the other side.

[Anonymous No.17168869]

>>17168812
Don't get addicted to them and have your family leave you near christmas