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I drank 2 bottles of wine last night and my shit has been black sludge is this normal?

>> No.17156928

What kind of wine and what size were the bottles?

>> No.17156940

>>17156921
Yes

>> No.17156943

If it's shiny black sludge that doesn't look like poop then you're internally bleeding. Best case you have an ulcer, worst case you're literally dying. Please go see a doctor.

>> No.17156948

>>17156943
>Please go see a doctor.
So the doctor can charge him a million dollars for a bottle of experimental pills that don't work and put him into debt slavery for the rest of his life?

>> No.17156962

>>17156948
Better to be broke and alive than dead and... dead.

>> No.17156972

>>17156962
>implying the doctor's job is to make you healthy and he's not just a glorified drug pusher

>> No.17156975

>>17156928
merlot 750ml

>> No.17157053

>>17156921
You might have an ulcer.

>> No.17157059

>>17156921
your liver is being a pussy. as a well seasoned alcoholic I piss out of my ass every morning. stop drinking for a couple days and you'll get those glorious firm shits again.

>> No.17157065

>>17156962
ehhhhh i'll take the under on that one, six feet

>> No.17157073

The contents of my stomach have turned to gas and sour water and are shooting out of my mouth and ass respectively

>> No.17157086
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>>17156921
Yeah that sounds like internal bleeding and that's not super uncommon with heavy drinkers and it's pretty bad. Luckily never experienced this personally, but go see a fucking doctor. You're not OK.

>> No.17157346

>>17156921
This is not uncommon when drinking large amts of red wine.
If your stool was black sludge with no apparent cause, it could be a health problem.

>> No.17157351

>>17156975
Yeah it's normal then. I know someone who drank a lot of dark beer for the first time and then had something similar happen. You should only get worried if it happens again when you haven't been drinking or eating anything that's dark in color, then you need to go to a doctor.

>> No.17157360

>>17156975
It's just wine shits. Ignore all these turds talking about internal bleeding. If it ever happens for no reason then yes that's bad but drinking red wine makes black nasty shits

>> No.17157363
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>>17156921
I, from time to time, and my associates indulge in the rare delicacy of shitty bag wine nights. Where friends and family gather and are each given a chilled $13 box of Franzia, sans the box, to consume over the course of the evening. Slapping the bladder is not only encouraged but customary before filling ones gullet with a hearty swig of that delicious cheap bar mop bucket wine.

The next day we shit black death and have the worst hang overs of our lives. It is normal.

>> No.17157414

>>17157363
>cheap wine hangover
Absolute kino, nothing makes you feel more alive.

>> No.17157492

>>17156921
Post bussy

>> No.17157501

If you ever read the novels this isn't out of character for Lina

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>>17157501
She drinks in the novels?

>> No.17157811

>>17157360
Yep. Red wine shits. Normal. I bet if you wiped and sniffed the tissue it would smell like grapes.

>> No.17157815

drink water and some electrolytes.