Why you need to avoid Costco pizza from now on.

[Anonymous No.17151809]

I went to go to costco and order pizza. I always like them to cut it the way they present it to get a bigger bite, which is 6 slices. They always ignore it, every time I ask. So this time, of course, they ignore it again, and they slice is in 10 slices instead.

So I ask them to make me another costco pizza. But the girl gets super annoyed. She says, are you serious? You want to return it because its not the number of slices you want?

She then went to the cashier, a black guy who just shrugs. He says he told her. Then the says, "now I have to throw it away" with a loud attitude. So she throws out the whole pizza in the trash and starts to make it a new one.

I hear in the back her saying how people are hungry out there and customers are evil. I might have bought both the pizzas and kept the wrong one for the dogs, or to have for breakfast but I was angry because the ignore my request every time. After she handed it to me it was very tense and she did not even say the typical thing of have a good day etc, she was pissed. So I said I need to talk to the manager, and she said he's away.

So I just left.

[Anonymous No.17151821]

>>17151809
cool story, bro. LARP somewhere else, no one gives a shit.

[Anonymous No.17151822]

wow u should be a journalist op, not joking

[Anonymous No.17151829]

>>17151821
why would I go through all that trouble to make up a fake story about something like this.

>>17151822
thank you I always try to practice how to communicate effectively.

[Anonymous No.17151833]

>>17151809
wow anon you stood up to that bitch
good job amazing

[Anonymous No.17151839]

>>17151829
because you a neckbeard incel retard who concocts stories in his head for attention. Mission accomplished.

[Anonymous No.17151840]

>>17151809
The fuck country you come from? Do they have Costco outside of America? I've never been in one, wally world is more my style

[Anonymous No.17151845]

She makes pizza for costco. Can you really make her life any worse?

[Anonymous No.17151851]

>>17151809
Literally shaking

[Anonymous No.17151859]

>>17151845
what you're all missing is that I literally did not ask them to throw out the whole pizza. she just did it and said she has to throw it out and dumped it in the trash. she did not even give me the chance to buy it or whatever.

[Anonymous No.17151868]

It must be hard being a sperg OP, keep you're chin up, you'll make it someday.

[Anonymous No.17151870]

>>17151809
so I need to avoid Costco pizza because they didn't listen to your dumb ass request?

[Anonymous No.17151875]

>>17151821
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>>17151851
Not only has this garbage larp been posted before, it's also been reposted on reddit. You're all retards for believing OP and OP is a retard himself.
Go fuck yourselves.

[Anonymous No.17151953]

>>17151875
Oh yeah? >>17151859
Well you're a fucking blip blorp

Verification not needed, nigga>>17151870

[Anonymous No.17151965]

>>17151875
>all day cross referencing reddit
Fall in a cravass numnuts

[Anonymous No.17151989]

>>17151809
I'm going to Costco tomorrow and getting a pizza just to spite the massive faggot OP. I will even make the same request, but then will properly say that's okay with a smile when they screw it up.

[Anonymous No.17151996]

>>17151809
Why are you complaining? I'm sure they added some free saliva to the 2nd pizza to compensate you for your trouble.

[Anonymous No.17152041]

>>17151809
This is why I can’t be in customer service. I can’t imagine putting up with all the stupid demands of customers. Just eat two slices at a time, giga sperg
>>17151859
What else are they suppose to do with the pizza, retard? They can’t sell it to someone else.

[Anonymous No.17152060]

>>17151875
anon i was being unbelievably sarcastic and you quoted me twice
dickhead

[Anonymous No.17152068]

im on your side OP
most employees are so entitled nowadays especially the younger crowds
its a simple request
they lack the ability to follow simple instruction
after all the customer is always right
OP didnt request anything ridiculous

[Anonymous No.17152070]

>>17151996
This is the real deal, never mess with the people who serve you food, only a fool could think this is a good idea, op propably have tasted a lot of spit from diferent people just for such a silly request, not to mention the attitude, which always makes it worst.

[Anonymous No.17152080]

>>17152070
you need to check your feelings when youre doing a job
stupid butthurt entitled employees

[Anonymous No.17152081]

>>17151809
So just to review:
>be you
>go to Costco
>ask the underpaid workers incessantly to cut the pizza a certain way that they never do
>they say do as usual
>request another pizza like a middle aged woman who's never held down a job
>they throw out the pizza probably because of FDA regulations
>You're such a narcissistic that you smugly post here about how you wasted everyone's time and made a scene
Where's your caretaker, anon? You clearly can't handle unfettered access to the internet.

[Anonymous No.17152105]

>>17151809

What city? My costco is so ridiculously busy they make like 10 pizzas at a time.

[Anonymous No.17152110]

>>17152080
Dude this isn't about feelings, you deliberately make a worker throw a perfect edible pizza just because they didn't cut it the way you wanted.
What a waste.

[Anonymous No.17152296]

I demand 15 slices or a refund too. Make sure to eat most of a slice "before you notice"

[Anonymous No.17152307]

>>17151821
it's not LARPing if it's on the internet it's just RPing

[Anonymous No.17152311]

>>17152081
I love how you conveniently leave out the part where they steal my money and dont provide the service that I paid for.

[Anonymous No.17152313]

>>17151875
>larp
see:
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[Anonymous No.17152317]

>>17152110
I didnt tell her to throw out shit. Youre like the people going I had to beat my wife bcos she nagged.

[Anonymous No.17152357]

>>17152068
>after all the customer is always right

[Anonymous No.17152373]

What kind of autistic faggot refuses to eat a pizza unless it's sliced a certain way? It's all the same pizza you retard!

[Anonymous No.17152415]

>>17151809
this reminds me of something i read here a long time ago. was similar.
it was about a guy ordering something over the phone, something went wrong, and then he yelled "fuck you" over the phone and slammed it down.
then he ended his story with something like "i'm still shaken from the experience" and asked if anyone else had bad experiences ordering or something.

i wish i could find that post. this reads almost the same way.

[Anonymous No.17152419]

>>17151809
Why would you want 6 slices instead of 10? I like as big a pizza as possible

[Anonymous No.17152437]

Reminds me of the best Yogi Berra story I’ve ever heard:

Yogi goes to an Italian restaurant and orders a pizza. The waiter brings it to his table and asks, “Would you like me to slice it into eighths or sixteenths?”

Yogi replies, “You better slice it into eighths. I don’t think I can eat sixteen slices.”

[Anonymous No.17152498]

based. wagies need to understand they are getting paid to take make shit the way we order it. and if you fuck it it up, I will be complaining and get my money back or it remade the right way.

[Anonymous No.17152525]

>>17152311
That must have been really hard for you. Has your bunghole stopped bleeding since those dastardly minimum wage workers assraped you? Are you gonna sulk on here all night about the shitty Costco pizza that you're somehow uncharismatic enough to get cut into 6ths as opposed to 8ths? You're absolutely, positively one of the bitchiest autists I've had the displeasure of reading on this site, and all over a Z-tier pizza. Unironically drop your router in a toilet. You're not even worth cyberbullying.

[Anonymous No.17152651]

>>17152415
found it in the archives
https://archived.moe/ck/thread/14490624/#14490624
damn. americans love their pizza I guess.

[Anonymous No.17153387]

>>17151809
>be me
>making food
>guy ask if i can cut the 6 inch hoagie in half
>say absolutely not
>have every intention of doing it, autism just compels me to say no
>guys face gets beet red
>starts stammering
>w-w-hhy.. why cant you cut it
>fuckers shaking
>relax guy, show him its cut in half like he asked
>just alittle fun
>just stares at me as i hand him his food, still super red and shaking slightly

Kinda miss working there, ngl

[Anonymous No.17153502]

>>17151875
Not saying you’re wrong but when I worked in a pizza place I saw someone complain and demand a new pizza because it wasn’t sliced how they wanted at least once. The unbelievable part is that chick didn’t just set it off to the side so the staff can eat it unless costco has a policy against it.

[Anonymous No.17153517]

>>17153502
Most chains have a policy against that because they dont want employees to be like "oops we dun goofed, but we can eat it tee hee". But everyone still does it, it was probably out of anger

[Anonymous No.17153534]

>>17151809
based, the customer is always right

[Anonymous No.17153956]

>>17153502
Yeah if this is a fake story it's dumb because when I worked at a pizza place, this happened many times and no employee got mad about it. One time I delivered a small pizza during the superbowl that was supposed to not be sliced, but they cut it. I told him if he wanted a replacement, we would get it out asap but it was going to be a while because it's the busiest day of the year. He said he wanted to wait. He waited over an hour for the same pizza not sliced. He wasn't even mad about it either, sometimes you just can't try to understand customers.

[Anonymous No.17154170]

>>17152651
>https://archived.moe/ck/thread/14490624/#14490624
oh wow! that's incredible. i tried some googling/looking but couldn't find it. amazing man.

do you see what i mean about it reading similarly?

[Anonymous No.17154255]

>>17152525
actually cringe.