/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17149759]

I'm sick of seeing these guys every time I go into the store. Yeah that's a great way to make cookie look appetizing, just slap a GIANT WAD OF JEW HAIR and two dipshit faces that takes up 1/3rd the package space, because apparently letting the world know you're wacky is more important that the food itself

These have been sitting in the shelves at my nearest convenience store and I don't think they've moved in 3 years

the fact that it's vegan just kind of adds to the meme, although to me that's the least offensive part because there's really no excuse for people to eat animal products anymore

[Anonymous No.17149768]

>>17149759

[Anonymous No.17149774]

If it was a complete cookie, it'd contain ricin so you can finish the cookie and your life at the same time

[Anonymous No.17149789]

>>17149774
Uh-oh, apparently it's not so "complete"

https://www.classaction.org/blog/maker-of-the-complete-cookie-hit-with-suit-over-protein-claims

>The suit claims, however, that when tested, the cookie contains an amount of protein that falls “far below” the advertised amount. According to the suit, the product contains only four to nine grams per four-ounce cookie, proving that it “simply doesn’t deliver on the promised protein content.”

[Anonymous No.17149793]

>>17149759
>Jewfro

[Anonymous No.17149808]

>>17149759
Hmmm, where have I seen this business model before?

[Anonymous No.17149836]

>I'm sick of seeing these guys every time I go into the store. Yeah that's a great way to make cookie look appetizing, just slap a GIANT WAD OF JEW HAIR and two dipshit faces that takes up 1/3rd the package space, because apparently letting the world know you're wacky is more important that the food itself

>These have been sitting in the shelves at my nearest convenience store and I don't think they've moved in 3 years

>the fact that it's vegan just kind of adds to the meme, although to me that's the least offensive part because there's really no excuse for people to eat animal products anymore

[Anonymous No.17149838]

>>17149759
>I'm sick of seeing these guys every time I go into the store
actual tism.

[Anonymous No.17149842]

>>17149836
>he legit thinks 4chan isn't just /pol/
idiot.

[Anonymous No.17149865]

>>17149842
4chan was much funner pre-/pol/

[Anonymous No.17149866]

>>17149808
at least that's not taking up 1/3 of the packaging

[Anonymous No.17149870]

>>17149808
i like ben&jerries
actually one of the few remaining brands not pumping their icecream full of air

[Anonymous No.17149872]

/pol/ ruined 4chan

[Anonymous No.17149890]

>>17149836
>>17149865
>>17149872

Im an old boomer been browsing 4chan for 15 years. Its always been shit but i can tell you the day after reddit banned /the_donald/ is when it took a real nosedive.

[Anonymous No.17149898]

>>17149865
Before /pol/ there was /news/, which was just as racist except they didn't even have good memes. They were stormfags that would just spam racial crime statistics and holocaust photos and wyatt mann and comics that was it

[Anonymous No.17149914]

>>17149898
First of all, it was /new/ not news and they weren't nearly as annoying as current /pol/ who makes pretty much every board unreadable

[Anonymous No.17149917]

>>17149759

[Anonymous No.17150063]

>>17149914
Then you weren't around to experience the stormfront spam that clogged every board, it was so bad that they nuked the entire board.

[Anonymous No.17150104]

>>17149759
just stop eating altogether and save yourself the embarrassment, this way you won't harm any organisms or animals and your life is worthless anyway so when you die it will be for the good of humanity.

[Anonymous No.17150116]

>>17149870
They are pumping their icecream full of sugar which isn't that much better.

[Anonymous No.17150427]

>>17149759
>it's a yummy fuckin' snack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB5fnmhqADE