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Just found phyllo dough from two years ago in my freezer. Is it still alright to use, or should I trash it?

>> No.17139068

Heheh. Got some "thyme on your hands" there?
Heheheh.

>> No.17139155

>>17139054
If it's been frozen the whole time it should be safe to eat.
The texture might not be so great after that long, though.
Then again, I ate the ranch in my fridge that was six months out of date the other day, so if you're the paranoid type, maybe don't take advice from me.

>> No.17139568

WE DONT THROW AWAY FOOD IN THIS HOUSE

>> No.17139694

>>17139068
Heheheheh.

>> No.17139703

>>17139068
Oh shit I get it now. Like how you might get some cum on your hands when you masturbate, but it's thyme. This is subtle and absolute genius.

>> No.17139709

>>17139068
oh shit lol

>> No.17140080

>>17139068
I dont get it

>> No.17140122

>>17140080
The man in the OP's picture has significant amounts of dried thyme on his hands, and thus the poster is sarcastically referring to this significant amount as merely "some thyme".

>> No.17140126

>>17140122
sorry i just dont understand.

>> No.17140129

>>17140122
But does he have scientific proof that all of that is actually thyme? It could just be a container that happens to be labelled as thyme with a quantity of some other substance coating his hands.

>> No.17140278

Wtf is wrong with your hands man? Are you some kind of mutant?

>> No.17140404

>>17140129
You're onto something. We need a peer-reviewed paper right now, or you're posting misinformation.

>> No.17140413

>>17139068
Hehehehehehe

>> No.17140475

>>17140122
What? No, you fucking doofus, that's not the joke. The joke is that the guy in the op's picture clearly has thyme on his hands, since the container is clearly marked, but the guy replying to op is still asking for clarification about whether or not that's thyme, even though it's obvious from looking at the picture

>> No.17140526

>>17140475
>>17140475
no you fucking retard.

the joke is that in the picture there is "thyme" on the hands but "time" as in the passage of time is a construct and not visible or physical. But the "thyme" on the hands is. It's a representation of something that humans made up. IT'S A PHYSICAL REPRESENTATION OF A METAPHORICAL HUMAN ABSTRACT TO DEAL WITH A PROCESS THAT IS INEVITBLE YET AT THE SAME TY-EM DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST!

>> No.17140543

>>17140475
>>17140526
Im not understanding any of this

>> No.17140623
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>>17139703

>> No.17141254

It’s getting to be winter.
If you don’t want to eat it form it into cups in a cupcake dish, bake it.
When it’s cooled line the inside with peanut butt and fill with nuts and seeds.
Leave them outside for the birds and squirrels.

>> No.17141265

>>17140122
Can you be certain that the joke isn't "too much thyme on my hands" which is also a reference to a song from styx?

>> No.17141359

>>17140526
but its an herb? Where do clocks come into it? I don't see a clock in OPs picture unless I didn;t zoom in

>> No.17141368

Sneed and feed

>> No.17141374

>>17141359
I think he's saying it's from Doctor Who or something like that, so you can't get the full context out of the image alone if you don't recognize the scene.

>> No.17141461

>>17139068
Omg lol

>> No.17141808

>>17139068
Toasting in epic bread xD

>> No.17142008

>>17139068
Carlos.......

>> No.17142265

>>17139054
Taste it
If it tastes stale, throw it out

>> No.17142273

>>17140404
>WE NEED A FACT CHECK OVER HERE!
>SOMEONE GET A MULTIBILLION MEDIA COMPANY TO FACTCHECK THIS SO I KNOW WHAT TO THINK!

>> No.17142275

>>17139068
I shouldnt be laughing

>> No.17142387

>>17139068
:)

>> No.17142401

>>17139068
You're out of touch.

>> No.17143270

>>17139068
Heh
Hehehe
Hohohohoho
Thanks man, needed that

>> No.17143273

>>17139068
I thought it was
"Thyme to wash your hands"
because he's washing his hands with thyme?

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>>17139068

>> No.17143382

>>17139068
Penis pot pie

>> No.17143396

>>17142401
I'm out of thyme

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>>17139068

>> No.17143581

>>17139068
Fpbp

>> No.17143814

>>17139054
Regardless of the epic meme going on in your thread jusy use it puss puss

>> No.17144411

>>17139568
Mom with her 5 year old salad dressing

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>>17140080
>>17140122
>>17140475
You are both missing the joke. The joke is that the spice known as "thyme" is a homophone to the word "time", nd the phrase "time on my hands" is an idiom which represents the lack of useful things to do with your time, and since the OP has the spice thyme literally on their hands, it means the shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have been "fucks and sucks", a crude sexual joke.

>> No.17144927

>>17139068
bro fuck u post thighs

>> No.17144974
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>>17139068
spicy

>> No.17145054

>>17139054
https://youtu.be/5XcKBmdfpWs

>> No.17145881

>>17139068
thanks bro

>> No.17145911

based Carlos saving the board from shitty threads.

>> No.17145943

>>17139068
Thanks anon very cool!

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>>17139054
B-But... who took the picture? HOLY FUCKING SPOOPS!