Frozen bullshit general.

[Anonymous No.17123463]

That good frozen shit. We all been here cmon now

[Anonymous No.17123479]

This one was takes a little more than the microwave but well worth it

[Anonymous No.17123530]

>>17123463
I wish we had those in the Netherlands

[Anonymous No.17123534]

For me it's totinos party pizzas, only frozen pizza I bother with because it's cheap and it's not pretending to be more than what it is

[Anonymous No.17123633]

>>17123530
they're 3/10
but after midnight theyre a solid 5/10

[Anonymous No.17123651]

>>17123463
I hate preprocessed cheese that's in frozen food, and all frozen food has shitty cheese in it. What's something frozen that can be decent, but without any fucking cheese in it? Pizza is sometimes ok, as long as it's not a plain cheese pizza.

[Anonymous No.17123660]

>>17123463
shits so good

[Anonymous No.17123661]

>>17123534
I buy one sometimes for nostalgia, as it’s the only pizza I know of that does a good job emulating the rectangular public school cafeteria pizza of the 80’s/90’s, even down to the cube-shaped “pepperoni”

[Anonymous No.17123662]

>>17123651
Sausage biscuits

[Anonymous No.17123901]

>>17123463

[Anonymous No.17123908]

>makes perfect hashbrowns every time
how do they do it bros?

[Anonymous No.17123915]

>>17123463
God I wish I could get the value packs of ham and cheddar and the meatball ones, they only ever seem to stock the pepperoni pizza in value packs around here.

[Anonymous No.17123944]

>>17123463
You can't beat the GOAT of macaroni. Their lasagna is pretty good too.

[Anonymous No.17123963]

>>17123463
Also these are pretty damn good.

[Anonymous No.17124009]

>>17123963
I prefer the El Monterey chicken ones

[Anonymous No.17124067]

Ive started buying frozen potstickers and boiling them in vegetable broth with a bit of pepper. Really good.

[Anonymous No.17124116]

Ajinomoto frozen gyoza is unironically delicious.

[Anonymous No.17124142]

>>17124116
nothing personal, kid

[Anonymous No.17124174]

>>17123963
the tacquitos shit out half the meat onto the plate when you microwave them.
pic related taste exactly the same but are much better.

[Anonymous No.17124235]

>>17123463
These disappeared at the start of the scamdemic and never came back (>muh supply chain). Hole on the shelf for over a year. Now they're apparently discontinued. It's a shame because they were ridiculously good.

[Anonymous No.17124258]

I go through a bag of these a week.

[Anonymous No.17124411]

>>17124258
>nuggies and tendies
Try Sam's Club chicken nuggets instead. They basically cloned Chick Fil A

Their pizza (Member's Mark - you can only get it at Sam's Club) is better than any store bought pizza has a right to be. It's fresh and not frozen, though.

You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.17124426]

Going try to pick this up at the freezer section at my costco this week. What should I expect

[Anonymous No.17124431]

i haven't been able to find these for over 8 months, i am going to kill myself

[Anonymous No.17124432]

dont judge me.

[Anonymous No.17124434]

Always have these in the freezer and are pretty clutch when I’m too lazy to cook. Taste pretty good and have decent macros for the price

[Anonymous No.17124442]

>>17124434
I like the mama lucia one. Is it better than mama lucia?

[Anonymous No.17124444]

it's been nearly two decades since my last hot pocket
i used to love them, the four cheese especially
how are they nowadays?
should i revisit them for nostalgia purposes or will i severely regret it?

[Anonymous No.17124454]

>>17124444
theyre the exact same overall

[Craig T. Nelson No.17124461]

Perogies. Perogies. Perogies. Even the shitty ones are great.

[Anonymous No.17124502]

>>17124411
word of warning, the chicken tastes so much like pickle it's actually kinda gross. neither my wire or I liked them so we gave them to our neighbor who has kids and even they said they didn't like them. however the tyson spicy chicken nuggets were 90% exactly the same as the wendys spicy nugs. they've shown up twice at my sams and I don't think they'll ever be back.

[Anonymous No.17124574]

>>17124432
A box of 8 shitty biscuits or croissant breakfast sammiches is now over $10. fml

[Anonymous No.17124578]

>>17124502
That might be true of the sammiches, but the Sam's Club nuggies are really good and don't taste like pickles. They're no sweeter than Chic Fil A

[Anonymous No.17124617]

>>17124578
sorry, I should've been specific, I was actually talking about the bites, not the sandwich. it totally could've just been the bag I got, idk. but it literally tasted like I dipped each piece into pickle juice before eating it.

[Anonymous No.17124623]

>mogs your shitty frozen pizzas

[Anonymous No.17124627]

>>17124623
i have not... seen these before...

[Anonymous No.17124632]

>>17124623
>1820mg sodium
>11g of sugar
>almost 1000 calories
wew lad. all in 14oz of food

[Anonymous No.17124635]

>>17124627
They are like $2 at my local kroger

[Anonymous No.17124639]

>>17124411
Unfortunately it's a 1 hour drive 1 way to the nearest Sam's club (or Costco for that matter) so I am out of the tasty nuggies that I do so desire. Thank you for the information, though. I will keep it close to my heart.

[Anonymous No.17124642]

>>17124632
That's called efficiency

[Anonymous No.17124643]

>>17124642
>That's called efficiency

[Anonymous No.17124647]

>>17124643
I'm cultivating mass. Stay mad lanklet

[Anonymous No.17124663]

>>17124643
>tfw this picture has been going around for like 10 years now
where'd all the time go?

[Anonymous No.17124673]

>>17124663
Yours has been going around for at least 6

[Anonymous No.17124677]

>>17124663
yuo r liek little babby

[Anonymous No.17124687]

>>17124632
all the mega bowl things are like that. they are the only good frozen meal but the amount of fucking sodium that pack in is fucking insane

[Anonymous No.17124688]

>>17124677
I realized recently I've been on this site for almost 15 years. this place is one of the only constants in my life. not sure I could leave if I wanted to.

[Anonymous No.17124712]

>>17124617
They're definitely sweeter than other nuggies, but that's a good thing imho. Did you flip them halfway through? They might have gotten soggy. I also bake my in a convection oven or air fryer.

[Anonymous No.17124719]

>>17124712
yeah I did the air fryer, gave em a few shakes. if you're saying they aren't distinctively overly pickley, I'm even more inclined to believe it was just the bag I got. because I am a pickle enjoyer, this was just so overwhelming that it was unpleasant, it tasted like eating a pickle, but the consistency of chicken. maybe I'll give them another try some time.

[Anonymous No.17124737]

>>17124688
same
other forums of conversation don't cut it anymore
can't be honest on social media or real life, only as anon
we're here forever

[Anonymous No.17124770]

>>17124432
Solid breakfast trash right there.

[Anonymous No.17124774]

>>17124632
>>17124687
I've just accepted Im gonna have a heart attack by 40 at this point

[Anonymous No.17124779]

>>17124719
>if you're saying they aren't distinctively overly pickley, I'm even more inclined to believe it was just the bag I got.
No, they never struck me as "pickley". They're remarkably close to Chic-fil-A in flavor although admittedly I have gotten some weird texture issues as they can be all over the place in terms of size, so maybe you got a mushy one and your mind went to pickle or maybe it was indeed a bad batch as you say. If they can't ensure consistency in size then they may have other QC issues at their chickie factory.

I've noticed that quality control is declining across the board in lots of foods. We're not just dealing with supply chain issues. These things nearly choked me with gristle the other day. Not even being hyperbolic. I got a long string of tissue lodged in my throat.

[Anonymous No.17124811]

>>17123944
good shit, but their lasagna isnt very good. is the quality in bigger sizes any better? ive had only the small ones and they arent like lasagna at all

[Anonymous No.17124832]

>>17123944
Please. Marie has blown this shit out of the water for decades and it's not even close.

[Anonymous No.17124882]

>>17124432
I actually eat a pack of those on my way to work every morning.

[Anonymous No.17124896]

>>17124632
Yes cheese does that.

[Anonymous No.17124916]

>>17123660
god i wish that were me

[Anonymous No.17124929]

>>17124444
>>17123463
I think they changed their recipe a few years ago, the crust is disgustingly garlicy now. I'm not a huge fan these days.

[Anonymous No.17124934]

>>17124929
I always thought a deep fried hot pocket would be really good. It sounds good in theory and seems to be made for that.

[Anonymous No.17125011]

I made a hotpocket in the oven last night as opposed to the microwave and it was SHIT

[Anonymous No.17125059]

>>17123660
Man for the price these just aren't worth it. They used to go on somewhat-regular BOGO cycles at Publix which at least made it a novelty at that price, but that their full price for their quality? Fuck no. I can make that shit at home with like, 1/3rd the more effort vs like 3 times the price they charge. It's weird how they decided to make it the price point they did.

[Anonymous No.17125073]

My jam

[Anonymous No.17125076]

Bird's Eye stuff is bretty gud. They started out as a veggie company so all the veg in their frozen skillet stuff seems to come out tastey. Their portions are kinda wack for their skillet meals, but if you get them buy on get one they're worth it.

[Anonymous No.17125098]

>>17124174
>microwaving taquitos or tacos

whats the point?

[Anonymous No.17125109]

>>17123463
they stopped selling hot pockets two-packs in my area

[Anonymous No.17125239]

>>17125076
Actually, Birdseye started out as a frozen fish company. Clarence Birdseye discovered that when the Inuit quick-froze their fish in -40F arctic air, it still tasted fresh when it was cooked.

[Anonymous No.17125244]

>>17125011
I did this with frozen burritos once, I think it took 30 minutes to cook them in the oven and they were like rocks. I guess some things are only for the microwave

[Anonymous No.17125285]

>>17125239
this sounded so unbelievable I had to look it up, and it's 100% factual lmfao.

[Anonymous No.17125316]

>>17125239
Someone has been watching Foods That Made America.

[Anonymous No.17125319]

>>17123463
>>17123479
i had so much of this in college

[Anonymous No.17125329]

>>17125076
>Bird's Eye stuff is bretty gud.
Bird's Eye is "good" because they literally dump some kind of sauce in 90% of their product line now. They even merchandise the seasoned and sauced veggies in with the regular frozen veggies. Once the private label store brands got the microwavable steamer bags, the premium brands were fucked.

[Anonymous No.17125338]

bunch of corn syrup addicts, frozen "food" is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.17125448]

>>17123660
sadly these barely ever have a good amount of cheese or ham and its disappointing

[Anonymous No.17125466]

What's that? You think you wont just eat the entire box with a little cocktail sauce?

[Anonymous No.17125472]

>>17124009
Those extra crunchy chicken ones dipped in sour cream are my go to drunk snack

[Anonymous No.17125506]

Obligatory submission given that out of the oven they're p much as good as one freshly fried. God tier drunk at home food

[Anonymous No.17125510]

>>17125506
I have never had a good corn dog in my life. I don't think they're possible.

[Anonymous No.17125555]

>>17125510
heresy

But on a serious note, do you like hot dogs? And if so what's not to like about corn dogs? Tbh I prefer a corn dog to a shitty oscar meyer on ball park bun hot dog

[Anonymous No.17125568]

>>17123463
>good frozen shit

[Anonymous No.17125591]

>>17125568
J U S T

[Anonymous No.17125592]

>>17125568
>tfw you will never win a visit from Davis

[Anonymous No.17125599]

>>17125555
>do you like hot dogs?
Some. Hebrew National and Boar's Head are good. I'd imagine the corn dogs you get at fairs and ball parks and such might be good if they use a similar hotdog to the ones they sell on a bun as those are a different "restaurant" grade of hotdog that you generally can't get in traditional retail in most places. You have to order them from places like Omaha Steak. Every corn dog I've had has been abjectly miserable, the store-bought frozen ones, deli and gas station, and cheap food service ones like the ones they served in school. Just awful.

Though from the 90s- until COVID supermarket food got MUCH better (including frozen food) we're going back to the way things used to be in the 80's and prior, which is that you literally can't get a certain grade of food at retail. It's all diverted to restaurants and high-end institutional buyers. The only exception will be internet sellers and the "box" subscription type shitties like Butcher Box and Omaha Steaks and those will remain price-prohibitive for most people.

[Anonymous No.17125630]

>>17125506
anon I haven't seen any 100% beef corn dogs in probably 18+ months. it's the only kind I buy, and every store I go to doesn't have them in stock. I'm afraid I'll never have my favorite drunk food back.

[Anonymous No.17125800]

Frozen grapes. Based and deliciouspilled

[Anonymous No.17125811]

>>17123660
I like the uncooked ones from costco.

[Anonymous No.17125817]

>>17123944
Had some recently after god knows how many years and it was bad. Was my favorite growing up but now it's just flavorless.

[Anonymous No.17125867]

>>17123651
Eggos!

[Anonymous No.17126093]

>>17123463
>>17125800
Where's the ice-cream?

[Anonymous No.17126120]

>>17126093
I think everybody kinda figured OP meant "frozen food". Ice cream is sort of it's own thing. Not really considered "frozen food". And even if you mean confections, they're mostly shit. Most of them use low fat ice cream and make up for it with added sugar.

We should get some frozen sweets posting, though. I throw one of these in the oven every now and then. The blueberry lemon is good, too. Been looking for the pumpkin spice but not holding out much hope.

[Anonymous No.17126138]

>>17124643
where did you get this picture of me

[Anonymous No.17126186]

>>17123901
Their microwave steamed dumplings are indistinguishable from three ones you'd get at china buffet.

[Anonymous No.17126189]

>>17126186
For whatever reason, supermarket asian food is pretty good on average... at least the fresh and frozen kind.

[Anonymous No.17126200]

>>17125568
>serves 3 men

[Anonymous No.17126204]

>>17126200
so?

[Anonymous No.17126207]

>>17126189
Pic rel green giant frozen spinach

[Anonymous No.17126222]

>>17123463
These things a pricier than what we usually get but holy fuck are they increadibly flavorful. I used them in a salad for the family and it fucking sold it. Got a great texture too. Though I should say I basically use an air fryer for most applicable frozen things like chicken and such.

>>17123660
This sounds like it could be really good or really bad.

>>17123963
Absolutely magnificent in an air fryer

>>17124235
Never saw these, they look pretty good, shame they're no longer around.

>>17124432
These are pretty good, remember making a couple of packs of these each morning before heading off to college.

>>17124434
These, along with any other frozen meatball, I prefer to just prepare in a pressure cooker. Do a big batch and just eat them throughout the day/save for another time. Typically with bbq sauce to be eaten on their own or in a sandwich or over rice.

[Anonymous No.17126237]

>>17126222
I will also say that these are the absolute best microwaveable pizzas, bar none. It feels like they were actually MADE to be microwaved vs microwaving being an optional method of cooking.

[Anonymous No.17126245]

If you guys remember, these little pizzas were KING

[Anonymous No.17126253]

>>17126245

[Anonymous No.17126265]

>>17126245
>>17126253
fug, I remember these when I was a kid, those were really good too
havent seen them in quite some time

[Anonymous No.17126267]

>>17126245
Damn, that looks good. I only ever saw them in the box. Eighties?

[Anonymous No.17126277]

>>17126265
>>17126267
Those pizzas were good, but you had to be really careful to not overbake them because that thick crust will go to shit really easily. The breakfast ones were actually better and the crust was more forgiving.

[Anonymous No.17126286]

QRD?

[Anonymous No.17126288]

>>17126267
I think they stopped selling them around 2011

[Anonymous No.17126314]

these are based, and a good value.

[Anonymous No.17126316]

>>17126314
these are based, but a bad value

[Anonymous No.17126317]

>>17126316
these are based but a horrible value

[Anonymous No.17126319]

>>17126317
these are based but i can't find them anymore

[Anonymous No.17126321]

>>17123660
Reminds me of licking up my partner's drippies from my other partner's meatflaps when I was in a polyamorous relationship last year

[Anonymous No.17126322]

>>17126319
these are pretty good and a good value, but annoying to make

[Anonymous No.17126323]

>>17126317
Indeed. You can make them incredibly easily at home, too.

[Anonymous No.17126327]

>>17126322
these are pretty good and a good value if you can get them for under $3

[Anonymous No.17126342]

>>17126327
notable mentions:
>tyson chicken tenders
good taste and decent value but every variety other than original is heinous. their air-fried kind is frequently packing the cooler while all other varieties are sold out.
>corn dogs
state fair > foster farms, but foster farms is easier to find the big boxes for which is a considerably better value than the 5/6 packs
>stouffers
only thing worth getting is their "lasagna with meat and sauce", other varieties of lasagna are bad, the mac and cheese is too boring to be a meal in and of itself, and i don't think the stuffed peppers are really meant to be eaten as a meal.
>marie calenders
has like 1 or 2 good things. the chicken alfredo is watery but an option if everything passable is sold out. probably has the best national-brand pot pies.
>non-mega meal banquet
bad taste and bad value but will put food in your stomach if you only have $1.25
>hot pockets
okay taste, but very poor user experience, one isn't a meal on its own, and eating two as a meal is a bad value.
>hungry man
hungry man "gold box" (premium fried chicken) is based, but hard to justify at $4/box. if you can get regular hungry man fried chicken (blue box) for $3 it's a safe bet.

[Anonymous No.17126345]

>>17123463
I love frozen tuna/salmon fillets that are packet seperately.
Just move it into the fridge the day before, fry it well and you've got your daily proteins

[Anonymous No.17126361]

>>17126342
>the chicken alfredo is watery but an option if everything passable is sold out.
No one should ever expect frozen alfredo to be good, although it's probably a step up from canned. It's "watery" because for whatever reason frozen food manufacturers love to skimp on things like heavy cream (or even whole milk) as an ingredient. With a notable exception being...

>the best national-brand pot pies.
Marie Calendar's pot pies are fantastic. Really good and they definitely use whole cream. They almost have to because along with Dinty Moore Beef Stew, they are per serving one of the least healthy national brand food items you can get for yourself in a supermarket. Last time I checked the chicken was worse for you than the beef.

[Anonymous No.17126387]

>>17126245
FUUUUCK I used to eat 2 packs of these shits every week, no wonder i'm a fatass

[Anonymous No.17126537]

[Anonymous No.17126543]

[Anonymous No.17126656]

>>17123944
Stouffer's lasagna is a disaster. They never cook evenly and you need to dump on an entire bushel of herbs to make the thing actually taste of something.

[Anonymous No.17127185]

>>17126327
I stand by this magic meal right here for those nights I don't want to cook shit.

Here's my addition to the list. These are great just make sure to use the non-hairy paper towels that don't leave little micro hairs of paper on the sandwiches after the microwave.

[Anonymous No.17127210]

>>17126323
>homemade White Castle
No, anon.

[Anonymous No.17127277]

>>17126537
Where does one find these?

[Anonymous No.17127430]

>>17127277
sams sells a big box, different brand I think though. my walmarts sell exactly those ones though.

[Anonymous No.17127459]

>>17127185
My man. These have no business being as good as they are. Pretty close to the breakfast croissants from Burger King.

[Anonymous No.17127553]

>>17127459
Used to work at burger king and I'm 99% sure we used these. They came frozen individually wrapped and you just nuke it in the microwave.

[Anonymous No.17127577]

>walmart brand cheeseburgers
>any hotpocket with cheese and not tomato sauce
>costco imitation Magnum ice cream bars
>sam's club imitation chik fil a nuggets
>tequila lime wings
>broccoli (not just florets) thrown into instant ramen
>sausage and gravy pot pie
>"mega meal" dynamite penne and meatballs
that last one has been my favorite frozen dinner for 3 or 4 years, whenever they came out. it's the only frozen meal I don't doctor up with anything, you just have to micro manage it in your microwave so it heats properly. after it's not frozen, you push everything around the sides of the bowl so the middle has nothing in it, and 'wave it for another 2 minutes. don't forget to cut the meatballs in half after it's done so you can put some on bread later for a second meal.

[Anonymous No.17127599]

>>17123479
Several years ago, TGI Fridays had bags of fajita mix. It came with tortillas. On the bag were sticker coupons, me and my dad went around to places and took a bunch. For about three months, every night we'd just dump the bag into a skillet, warm the tortillas on another skillet. They either stopped making them, or just don't sell them in our area anymore, but it was dinner for 3 for $5 in ten minutes.
>>17127577
TGI Fridays potato skins too, god those guys know what they're doing.

[Anonymous No.17127603]

>>17127185
>>17127553
My father was addicted to BK's crissoinwiches. Then one day he tried a Jimmy Dean frozen chicken biscuit, and that was the only thing he would eat for two years. Coke, and a chicken biscuit, 3-4 times a day. If the store was out of the chicken biscuits, he went hungry, wouldn't even accept the old croissant things he used to love.

[Anonymous No.17127607]

>>17127603
Your dad sounds like a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.17127668]

>>17125630
if i slathered my corndog in yellow mustard would she still eat it?

[Anonymous No.17127676]

>>17127607
Probably just a mild autist like his son

[Anonymous No.17127703]

>>17124632
That's very average for such stuff.
Your average frozen pizza likely even has a tad more sodium.

[Anonymous No.17127712]

>>17127553
When did you work there? I worked there in the early 10's and they weren't frozen. We got croissants shipped in and toasted them in the same toaster as our buns, and used the same sausage patties as for the other breakfast items. And of course the same cheese as everything else.

[Anonymous No.17127718]

>>17123463
I enjoy most Stouffers meals. These are great.

[Anonymous No.17127728]

>>17127718
These are unironically the exact same shit that most low tier "Italian" joints will use.

[Anonymous No.17127742]

I miss when Marie calendar kept the sauce in a separate packet. Ever since they started mixing it in like hungry man it's gone to shit.

[Anonymous No.17127747]

>>17127607
he was a doctor
but yes he's got an autistic appetite. finds one thing and will only eat that for months on end.
>vanilla eggo waffles only
>buys dozens of eggs, blocks of cheese, pie crusts, because he liked the quiche mom made once and makes at least one every two days
>chicken biscuits
right now he's on instant mac and cheese bowls. not the cheap ones either. I tried explaining to him it's much better and cheaper to make a box of the same fucking kraft deluxe and reheat it whenever, you're already using the microwave. but no, it has to be the individual bowls, and he makes 2 or 3 at a time
fuck i hate him

[Anonymous No.17127784]

>>17127747
He sounds like a terrible doctor

[Anonymous No.17127799]

>>17124461
This

[Anonymous No.17127800]

>>17127747
Being a doctor doesn't mean you can't be a retard

[Anonymous No.17127854]

>existing quite peacefully, enjoying convenient freezer food
>suddenly become massively lactose intolerant

Why the fuck is all the good shit have cheese and stuff in it? Now I actually have to cook something properly! I just want something stuffed with 11 cheeses and covered in pepperoni crumb or whatever.

[Anonymous No.17127856]

>>17127728
still good, though

[Anonymous No.17127862]

>>17127712
Around 6 years ago. I didn't really work morning shifts so I might not have a good memory. They might not have been frozen but I 100% remember that we didn't do any kind of preparation for them, we just tossed them in the microwave and that was it. Shit still tasted good though

[Anonymous No.17127877]

>>17125506
I had a craving for these at midnight and ate four of them in a row. Probably going to die but I don't care.

[Anonymous No.17127884]

>>17124116
i don't think it was this brand but i got a few bags of similar dumplings at the asian grocery store, like $3.99 for 16 or something, and they were God Damn Delicious

[Anonymous No.17127888]

>>17123463

[Anonymous No.17127890]

>>17125466
clam strips and popcorn shrimp both remind me of my childhood because my grandpa would make them for my cousins and i

life was simpler then

[Anonymous No.17127910]

>>17127747
i sometimes wonder if viral marketing companies don't hire failed novelists with liberal arts degrees to come on 4chan and shill their product/narrative by making up convincing characters. i've noticed /ck/ has some very good writers making up scenarios/characters

[Anonymous No.17127918]

[Anonymous No.17127919]

>>17127888
trips dont lie

[Anonymous No.17127924]

>>17127888
>>17127918
These two were me. I recommend all anons try them ASAP!

[Anonymous No.17128124]

>>17127910
You can't believe autism exists? Do you not know that the tendies thing is based in reality?
The only vegetable he'll eat is potatoes. Claims to like the flavor of onions, just hates the consistency, so he only seasons things with onion powder. Steak has to be well done. No dark chicken meat.

[Anonymous No.17128128]

>>17123530
theyre not good. It's mostly crust.

[Anonymous No.17128134]

>>17124426
Delicious just leave it in your fridge for a day before eating it.

[Anonymous No.17128157]

>>17127747
Based

[Anonymous No.17128198]

>>17126322
Used to eat these a bunch when I was a kid, can't stand seafood anymore though.

>>17126327
I've always found these, and anything like it, kinda dodgy. Specifically the chicken part. The quality is very much inconsistent from tasting great/normal to suddenly vomit-inducing. I tend to just avoid any meals that have frozen chicken in them as a result.

>>17126537
These sound really good, I'd imagine they'd be perfect in an air fryer.

>>17126543
>Ravioli
Looks like tortellini to me

>>17127185
These are very good quality and taste great. I just wish they had options without the egg. Eggs are ruined for me.

>>17127718
Never seen these but they look great. I guess since they're breaded they're more like mozza sticks but 4 cheese.

>>17127888
Never had frozen asian food, but this looks good.

[Anonymous No.17128227]

>>17123660
I get individual ones from the dollar tree. When I got them at publix or walmart i'd alternate between the kiev and cordon, but now publix carries one with a lobster filling which is pretty good.

[Anonymous No.17128236]

>>17124929
They have two pockets now, regular or garlic

[Anonymous No.17128240]

>>17124929
Notice how some of the boxes say “garlic buttery seasoned crust”?
Those are the ones with garlic crust.

[Anonymous No.17128242]

>>17125506
>ma's black friend got addicted to blueberry pancake sausage on a stick
>bought several boxes
>got sick of them
>we got two boxes of them
if these nignogs were sold in a smaller size i'd buy them every week instead of every year, I'm not paying $10 for corndogs

[Anonymous No.17128661]

>>17127185
I ate these a lot when I was trying to gain weight in high school to fill a nearly vacant wrestling weight class.
They're not very filling and two are I think exactly 800 calories so it was easy to track.
Plus the sodium made it easy to gain water weight.

[Anonymous No.17128799]

>>17128661
>someone on 4chan cheating
no surprise

[Anonymous No.17128834]

>>17127210
sliders exist, anon.

[Anonymous No.17128871]

>>17128134
thanks anon, will do.

[Anonymous No.17129005]

>>17128799
t. fat kid who got romped by a hybrid weight-class wrestler.

[Anonymous No.17129062]

>>17129005
i'm not touching another man, queer, you're the one looking to dominate untouched boys

[Anonymous No.17129085]

>>17129062
Hey, did someone say something about dominating untouched boys!?

[Anonymous No.17129264]

>>17123534
I remember when they were a dollar or less. Fuck Joe Biden. They now sell for a 1.50 or more where I live.

[Anonymous No.17129295]

>>17125592
> tfw he will never come to you

[Anonymous No.17129359]

>>17129295
>tfw he will never come on you

[Anonymous No.17129427]

>>17126317
They cost like the exact same as just buying one fresh at the restaurant. But in all fairness they taste exactly the same too

[Anonymous No.17129498]

>>17123660
for me, its chicken kiev

[Anonymous No.17129504]

>>17124174
you are 100% correct anon

[Anonymous No.17129518]

these are the best shit for snacking

[Anonymous No.17129695]

>>17124687
Exercise and drink water. Congrats you can now consume unlimited sodium. It’s literally the most essential mineral to humanity so you really should do a single google search on nutrition instead of taking your moms advice.

[Anonymous No.17129808]

>>17124623
I miss the claim jumpers pot pie

[Anonymous No.17129828]

>>17123963
what is this bullshit? you want this one

[Anonymous No.17129839]

>>17129518
> No Lard

What is it then? What did they make the masa with if not lard?

[Anonymous No.17129883]

>>17126120
>now with icing
it didn't come with icing before?, cheap ass sister schubert

[Anonymous No.17129888]

>>17126314
these got me through college

[Anonymous No.17129906]

>>17129695
>muh low sodium
It's just another in a long string of fad food villains (fat, sodium, carbs, transfats, etc.)

[Anonymous No.17129912]

>>17129888
How could you eat those and not Totinos? I worked at a supermarket in college and we had to stack Totinos to the ceiling in the freezer.

[Anonymous No.17129922]

>>17125506
Foster Home is better

[Anonymous No.17129987]

>>17129912
Not sure, I just got hooked on the deep dish aspect I guess. Totinos doesn't make a deep dish version do they? I would get a Red Barron Deep Dish Pepperoni, a coca-cola and a twix bar. That was my go-to study meal. Strangely I was super thin back then, I only got fat long after I graduated lol

[Anonymous No.17130018]

>>17129987
I've only ever seen the cheap crispy crust ones and then the pizza rolls. Don't think they ever made deep dish pizzas, or normal pizzas for that matter.

[Anonymous No.17130063]

>>17129828
these look dank as fuck

[Anonymous No.17130073]

>>17123908
finna this
goes great in a homemade breakfast burrito

[Anonymous No.17130086]

>>17124677
>image filename begins with a 124
holy shit, that's pre 2010 shit right there

[Anonymous No.17130219]

>>17123908
>how do they do it bros?
The hardest thing for plebs about making hashbrowns is forming the 'hash' into something presentable and workable without over/under cooking. Those patties come pre-formed and thus allow you to essentially deep fry them in a relatively small amount of oil, thus negating the most difficult challenge and allowing one of the tastiest cooking methods to be done relatively conveniently.

[Anonymous No.17130230]

>>17123463
I lub her so much broos.

[Anonymous No.17130235]

>>17124677
>12 series image name

[Anonymous No.17130248]

>>17126186
theyre the same thing

[Anonymous No.17130269]

>>17126321
Was the other guy black?????

[Anonymous No.17130275]

>>17124411
>Is a more kino version in your path
I am a CostcoChad but I’d still like to try those chicken bites

[Anonymous No.17130309]

>>17123463
BRING BACK MY LEAN POCKETS BBQ CHICKEN THIS IS PPPAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNN

[Anonymous No.17130328]

>>17125098
>buying lazy frozen bullshit
>putting it in the oven
the whole point is the microwaveability.
if you want real tacos make real tacos.

[Anonymous No.17130530]

this garbage is great with coffee.

[Anonymous No.17130584]

>>17126093
>>17126120
Frozen meals ready to heat and eat?
Ok..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIoBf6dBY4Y

[Anonymous No.17130595]

>>17130530
The Marie Callendars "Razzleberry" pie is good. I'm a sucker for a key lime, too, but living in Florida we get those fresh.

[Anonymous No.17130739]

>>17129906
eating a lot of sodium definitely fucks with your body and cardiovascular system

[Anonymous No.17130767]

Going to have these little cheeky bastards for lunch

[Anonymous No.17130805]

>>17130767
>with swine flesh
gross

[Anonymous No.17130812]

>>17130805
You little bitch allah boy

[Anonymous No.17130816]

>>17127854
Hang in there pupper.

[Anonymous No.17131110]

>>17124677
>>17130086
>>17130235
my oldest image lol

[Anonymous No.17131117]

>>17123463
I went through a lot of pepperoni pizza hot pockets in college. That grease ruined so many shirts, nothing but the sun exploding will get those stains out.

I used to really like White Castle's frozen sliders but I got some recently and they don't seem as good.

[Anonymous No.17131134]

>>17130767
Good stuff.
How do you eat them?
My standard is normally to boil them with bay leaves, salt and black pepper corns, and served with chives and smetana.

[Anonymous No.17131135]

>>17130816
What the fuck is the context for this

[Anonymous No.17131137]

>>17131134
That sounds gay. Why don't you just microwave them?

[Anonymous No.17131387]

>>17131137
Because the dough is raw and needs to be cooked first.

[Anonymous No.17131425]

>>17131110
Good god

[Anonymous No.17131462]

>>17123660
That thing looks like a used pocket pussy
That cheese must taste rotten

[Anonymous No.17132781]

I could eat 10 of these lil niggas a day, and I would, but I actually like having good sex with attractive women so I can't. And it sucks. And I wish it were different but it just isn't. So I allow myself the guilty pleasure once every 4 months or so, eat a whole box and gain a pound a half every time.

[Anonymous No.17132805]

These guys gave me many comfy nights as a little babby britfag like they were made for you to eat at night while you watched your favorite cartoons. Still love them to this day.

[Anonymous No.17133214]

>>17130063
they're incredibly dank

[Anonymous No.17133233]

>>17130219
nice taterpillin anon

[Anonymous No.17133386]

>>17133214
oven or microwave?

[Anonymous No.17133397]

>>17124235
I noticed there was a lot of fun amerishart snack food like this riiiight before the pandemic. Even KFC was offering glazed fucking donuts in a box of chicken.

[Anonymous No.17133576]

>>17123479
For me, it's the chicken alla vodka farfalle with asparagus tips/tomato chunks

[Anonymous No.17133627]

>>17124174
These are the shit and are my go-to depression food. Been eating them a lot recently..

[Anonymous No.17133638]

>>17124258
Had these last night from Aldi's! They're good, but I think the Tyson brand edges them out. MAybe 10% better. Really disappointed by the TGIF ones. They taste like something you'd get from a school cafeteria.

[Anonymous No.17133692]

>>17133386
air fryer is best. gotta catch them before they ooze though. microwave is fine, never tried oven

[Anonymous No.17133775]

>>17133638
Tyson brand disgusts me. Their strips are very obviously just shitty scraps that are meat-glued together. I used to eat theirs occasionally before I tried Perdue, and the different is stark.

[Anonymous No.17133787]

>>17127856
Oh yeah I didn't mean to imply they weren't good. I love those things.

[Anonymous No.17135385]

>>17131135
Rich Arab loves animals.

[Anonymous No.17135399]

>>17131110
i wish i still had my folders from 2007 onwards i've probably been through at least a dozen computers since coming here

[Anonymous No.17135573]

>>17126204
I have a vagina...

[Anonymous No.17135585]

>>17125568
people clown this but it actually looks much better than most cafeteria food

[Anonymous No.17135598]

>>17129498
For me, it's the broccoli one.

[Anonymous No.17135599]

>>17129839
Who cares, they're probably shit. You can tell because they spelled "tamal" with an E.

[Anonymous No.17135621]

this frozen pizza is un-ironically better than a dominos pizza

[Anonymous No.17136138]

>>17126189
That package looks like it was made for tampons or diapers...

[Anonymous No.17136145]

>>17126322
>100% real fish
Thank you benevolent overlords, that I may have real fish.

[Anonymous No.17136169]

>>17133576
my nigga

[Anonymous No.17136286]

>>17128834
good fucking lord those look amazing

[Anonymous No.17136290]

>>17129828
This anon understands a thing or two about life I see.

[Anonymous No.17136304]

These are really good in the toaster oven but sometimes when I am drunk I just microwave them and roll them up like a burrito and eat em that way

[Anonymous No.17137056]

>>17125506
these are gross because the hotdog inside has a slimy texture. I prefer the Foster Farms corndog bites

[Anonymous No.17137129]

>>17135399
Funny enough that was my only image even close to being that far back. everything else is from around 2009. Even the butt of the cat I got way later and its literally named image.jpg

[Anonymous No.17137656]

>>17136304
these are good

[Anonymous No.17137666]

>>17123463
I really like the Philly Cheese Steak and the Meatball Marinara, I also liked a cheeseburger one they had but i haven't seen it in years so probably discontinued.

[Anonymous No.17137690]

>>17123901
Anon what does the asterick mean?

[Anonymous No.17137973]

>>17137690
it literally says on the box, in the image you cropped, retard.

[Anonymous No.17138225]

>>17125329
>Bird's Eye is "good" because they literally dump some kind of sauce in 90% of their product line

The thread is literally about frozen shit. Shit. Why are you surprised when shit is posted?

[Anonymous No.17138344]

>>17125568
>>17125592
>>17129295
>>17129359
Who tf even is Davis

[Anonymous No.17138575]

>>17123463

[Anonymous No.17138589]

>>17137690
>>17137973
Gigabrain moment.

[Anonymous No.17138603]

>>17138575
>made in usa
leafs cant even make shitty frozen burritos lmao

[Anonymous No.17138620]

got me through my depression

[Anonymous No.17138668]

>>17138620
These Are literally uneditable I'm not sure how you are still not depressed

[Anonymous No.17138693]

>>17138603
They’re made to our specifications. We just let our retard mutt slave drones across the border do the grunt work because we have more productive uses for our time. I’m sure you own things that were manufactured in China etc, right? Same idea. And if you tasted them you wouldn’t be calling them shitty, despite the minimal packaging. Maybe one day we’ll try putting a cartoon clown mascot on the package so it will appeal to your child brain enough to garner a try.

[Anonymous No.17138695]

>>17138668
I'm surprised you typed that out with a lack of a functioning brain

[Anonymous No.17138699]

>>17138620
These are shit.

[Anonymous No.17138702]

>>17138693
It's people like you who give us Canadians a bad rep. You should have ended that post about five sentences earlier.

[Anonymous No.17138711]

>>17138693
wow must've struck a nerve over your frozen burritos

[Anonymous No.17138715]

>>17138702
God you’re pathetic.

[Anonymous No.17138725]

>>17138715
All you had to say was:
>They’re made to our specifications.
And you wouldn't have come off as sounding like you have a stick up your ass.

[Anonymous No.17138735]

>>17138725
I’m from /pol/, retard. I don’t even like eating food.

[Anonymous No.17138745]

>>17138693
Canadians are honestly the biggest cock sniffing homosexuals on the face of this Earth. If I could nuke canada with the press of 1 button, I would press it 1000 times just to make sure they all die.

[Anonymous No.17138766]

The frozen food aisle is refereed to the "white trash have to eat too" aisle in my household.

[Anonymous No.17139030]

>>17138766
Your family is still trash though.

[Anonymous No.17139041]

>>17131110
newfag

[Anonymous No.17139323]

>>17124434
These are so good, good if you're low carbing it too.

[Anonymous No.17139333]

>>17125599
What kind of nigger takes a bite of their corn dog then mashes it against the nozzle of the mustard dispenser?

[Anonymous No.17139345]

>>17138620
These were the best flavor, but they must have discontinued them

[Anonymous No.17139393]

>>17125506
I prefer the Bar-S ones. They're cheaper, there's not as much batter, the hotdog tastes better, and they crisp up better in shorter time.

HEB is the only place I've ever seen them at. It's like $2.50 for a pack of 16.

I just wish they didn't take up so much space.

[Anonymous No.17139445]

my local grocery store doesn't have them anymore reeee

[Anonymous No.17139471]

>>17139393
the bar-s hotdogs are the most disgusting brand of almost anything I've ever eaten how the fuck can you like those...

[Anonymous No.17139547]

>My local store no longer stocks these
They were really good too

[Anonymous No.17139891]

>>17139547
These fucking suck hard.

I've given up eating most frozen food, but a couple years ago, I saw those and thought that they might just not be awful.

They're the saltiest, driest, chewiest, worst waste of money. The crust doesn't seal, so as you're blasting it with heat, the filling evaporates and burns. The """pretzel""" crust is nothing but dry, salty, chewy mess.

It still manages to fall apart and be messy, even though they dry out by cooking.

[Anonymous No.17139897]

>>17139471
it beats saving up enough good boy points for tendies that week

[Anonymous No.17139902]

>>17135573
>I have a vagina...
Not for long if you don't dilate.

[Anonymous No.17139905]

>>17123530
no you dont

[Anonymous No.17139915]

>>17139471
There's nothing wrong with them. If anything, they're kinda neutral.

They don't crisp up well in a pan or a grill, but they do well boiled, or, in this case, encased in corn batter.

Most Oscar Mayer hotdogs are worse, especially their turkey dogs.

Bar-S is at least honest of what you're getting.

[Anonymous No.17139918]

>>17123530
i get a craving every few years where i'll buy a box and regret it near the end of the box

but they work alright for garbage microwave grossness

[Anonymous No.17139922]

this pizza hit differently o___O

[Anonymous No.17139951]

>>17129839
Oil. There is quite a few masa/tamale recipes that substitute lard with Canola/Vegetable oil or some shit.

[Anonymous No.17140133]

>>17123463
These are the best, be it with ranch or with rice.

[Anonymous No.17140151]

>>17139471
>the bar-s hotdogs are the most disgusting brand of almost anything I've ever eaten

Try FUD hotdogs

[Anonymous No.17140165]

>>17126286
I'm sure I see those discounted at one or two Walmarts. People must eat them.

[Anonymous No.17140174]

>>17138620
>>17139345
I bought three 8-packs about a month ago and I'm down to the last one.

[Anonymous No.17140209]

>>17129498
There are two main varieties of these here and one of them has no garlic while the other tastes of nothing but.

[Anonymous No.17140237]

>>17139922
That's Racist!

[Anonymous No.17140370]

[Anonymous No.17140594]

>>17139891
Are you thinking of something else because when I got those they were pretty good. I microwaved them tho not sure if that makes any difference.

[Anonymous No.17140602]

Apparently I get kicked out if I buy one of these. Do I tempt fate?

[Anonymous No.17140620]

>>17138344
the guy you can win a visit from if uou buy a roundmeal

[Anonymous No.17140652]

>>17139922
How so? What makes it better than other frozen pizzas?

[Anonymous No.17140713]

>>17127890
Less niggers back then

[Anonymous No.17140932]

>>17139393
i just saw those at fareway today and because of your post i decided to buy them. I hate bar s dogs normally but i put my trust in you anon

[Anonymous No.17140941]

>>17139393
also i just checked the receipt and it was 6.99 for a pack of 16

[Anonymous No.17141074]

>>17124677
no u

[Anonymous No.17142650]

>>17140713
based

[Anonymous No.17142728]

>>17123660
that shit in the middle looks straight up like snot LMAO

[Anonymous No.17142750]

>>17124174
Just added a box to my weekly Walmart order. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.17142773]

>>17130018
>They were $1 ea. when on sale while I was in college.
>Now they're $1.25 ea. when on sale
Fuck that, I don't buy them anymore only for that reason. I used to load them up with garlic powder, onion powder, and any leftover / deli meat or veggies in the fridge.

[Anonymous No.17143424]

>>17123530
You could 100% make a better one from scratch

[Anonymous No.17143428]

>>17123963
I used to absolutely wreck a box of these while getting drunk with the bros

[Anonymous No.17143543]

These are pretty damn good.

Unfortunately I convinced myself to buy >>17138620 (the burritos rather than the chimichangas) on my latest trip and already regretting it.

[Anonymous No.17144745]

>>17139393
okay i tried em.
The box says Chicken (with pork added)
I can't say they are better or worse than any other frozen corn dog ive had.
They are corn dogs and 7$ for 16 of them is not a bad deal

[Anonymous No.17144785]

>>17132781
Fuck you where are you that they still the jalapeno ones?! I can NEVER FIND THEM ANYWHERE HDTGHDHJVC

[Anonymous No.17144798]

>>17138668
>uneditable

[Anonymous No.17145752]

people talk shit but stouffers meatloaf and mashed potatoes dinner is fucking delicious, too bad they're almost $5 per where I live

[Anonymous No.17147458]

why can't I find stuffed crust frozen pizza anymore?

[Anonymous No.17147494]

>>17127854
Chicken nuggets or meat patties with sauces are my go to when I can't stomach cheese. Sometimes I just nuke a whole bowl of nuggies and eat them one by one slathered in sriracha

[Anonymous No.17147570]

>>17125316
Me too!

[Anonymous No.17147797]

>>17125239
>>17125285
This might actually be my favorite post in my 10+ years on this site. It really did sound like a really funny obscure meme shitpost