/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17117364]

Post the worst of /ck/

[Anonymous No.17117366]

I still don't know what I'm looking at. Nutty meatloaf?

[Anonymous No.17117374]

>>17117364
Looks like someone already ate half of the meal

[Anonymous No.17117377]

>>17117364
wait is this just a "be mean to people" thread?

[Anonymous No.17117380]

>>17117364
What is it? Cornbeef hash and rice mixed together and fried or something?

[Anonymous No.17117389]

>>17117364
It’s the attempted Surly’s egg meal, hippie bread edition

[Anonymous No.17117428]

>>17117366
Nah I remember that post, it's supposed to be bread with eggs or something. Faggot was proud of that so he kinda deserves the roast

[Anonymous No.17117456]

>>17117364
>thats my image
Oh well, guess I'll just blow my brains out. everyone shits on me in real life and on here too. fuck all of you.

[Anonymous No.17117461]

>>17117456
If it makes you feel any better, people are probably only mean to you because they can smell the shitty booze you love on your breath. No one likes that shit.

[Anonymous No.17117463]

>>17117456
I am here for you, anon.

[Anonymous No.17117465]

>>17117456
Its 4chan what did you expect, hugs and kisses?

[Anonymous No.17117468]

>>17117456
I wouldn't do that, but what is that on top?

[Anonymous No.17117477]

>>17117456
honestly I had someone stalk me on the car board for days and days talking shit about how my v8 2 seater is slow, cope, etc. he left his trip on one day by accident asking for advice on his fiesta cause he couldn't afford an alternator. ignore all 4chan bullies, every one of them is a virgin loser

[Anonymous No.17117483]

well?

[Anonymous No.17117487]

>>17117483
The steak and veggies look good at least

[Anonymous No.17117493]

>>17117487
jokes on you, I smeared shit inside the pan and cooked, took a picture of and then ate my own shit just to prove /ck/ doesn't recognise good food

[Anonymous No.17117496]

>>17117456
where the fuck do you think we are

[Anonymous No.17117544]

>>17117456
Just use real bread next time and your good, because if you didn't tell it's bread, noone would've guessed what this was

[Anonymous No.17117550]

>>17117487
the steak is all fucked up what are you talking about

[Anonymous No.17117553]

>>17117483
I'm confused by the spaghetti but the steak looks good and the veggies look well seasoned

[Anonymous No.17117554]

>>17117550
based well done enjoyer

[Anonymous No.17117556]

>>17117554
the exterior of a steak should not be fucking grey

[Anonymous No.17117560]

>>17117556
I agree, only the inside should be grey

[Anonymous No.17117587]

>>17117556
If there were 0 sear marks yes, but it's clearly fine. You don't need your search to be fucking charcoal you elitist shitwad

[Anonymous No.17117598]

>>17117556
based well done enjoyer

[Anonymous No.17117609]

>>17117456
Hey at least you're cooking as opposed to most of the shits on this board.

[Anonymous No.17117657]

>>17117456
It's just because some of the people here are semi-professional with their food skills, myself included.
Just keep working at it, its better than precooked meals and I think most of us would support your efforts on that fact alone.

[Anonymous No.17117676]

>>17117456
Aww look at all the encouraging replies you got, if you even are the fag that made this, but I was in that thread and I know you were a trolling cunt (or geniunely retarded) going as far as changing literally everything about the recipe aside from the eggs, fucking it up, then sqeezing lemon and tabasco over it, calling it bland and then smugly proclaiming you have improved the egg kings work.
Fuck you asshole.

[Anonymous No.17117696]

>>17117657
lol most people here are 200% larp, cook once a week and never post their results cause it's shit

[Anonymous No.17117699]

>>17117456
Just cook better and learn plating aesthetics

[Anonymous No.17117821]

>>17117696
That's literally every board on this website
90% of posters on /fit/ don't hit the gym
90% of posters on /tg/ don't play tabletops
90% of posters on /v/ are shitcunt casuals
90% of posters on /tv/ have never seen the movies they complain about
90% of posters on /pol/ aren't even white

And so on and so on

[Anonymous No.17117827]

>>17117821
>i don't hit the gym
>i don't play tabletops
>i'm a shitcunt casual
>i don't watch movies i complain about
>i'm not even white

[Anonymous No.17117841]

>>17117827
Sry but you only got one right

[Anonymous No.17117846]

>>17117841
Do you know him?

[Anonymous No.17117848]

>>17117821
that's to be expected about pol because there are no white Americans. all Americans have at least one blood black or native or Mexican etc relative somewhere along the line.

[Anonymous No.17117881]

>>17117848

>America

you're obsessed bro

[Anonymous No.17117962]

>>17117881
ok blackanon

[Anonymous No.17118182]

>>17117456
Just use actual bread next time retard, not whatever ancient grain granola nutloaf hippie chimera that shit was

[Anonymous No.17118285]

>>17117821
You don't have to actively do something in order to discuss it. I rarely drink but I still enjoy posting in beer threads because it allows me to compare my taste to that of other posters, and occasionally find good recommendations. Nobody's called me a nigger so far, so my posts can't be that bad.

[Anonymous No.17118289]

>>17117364
What's wrong with it? Post some pics of your creations

[Anonymous No.17118305]

[Anonymous No.17118324]

[Anonymous No.17118427]

>>17117366
Supposed to be a homage to the Sultry King of the Egg Fortress, turned out to be a shit thread.

[Anonymous No.17118451]

>>17117848
Post hand, Mohammed

[Anonymous No.17118491]

[Anonymous No.17118500]

>how is rice formed??

[Anonymous No.17118501]

[Anonymous No.17118583]

Someone please post the pic of the apple pie

[Anonymous No.17118620]

>>17118305
HAH I remember this thread, I used to have a screenshot of op getting butthurt over getting called a mudshark

[Anonymous No.17118634]

[Anonymous No.17118635]

[Anonymous No.17118661]

>>17118634

[Anonymous No.17118710]

>>17117364

[Anonymous No.17118720]

>>17117456
take a kike or 10 niggers with you on your way out
then we're square

[Anonymous No.17118731]

>>17117456
pretty surprised your cooking hasn't done the job already desu

[Anonymous No.17118761]

>>17117456
I would have sympathy for you if you didn't act so smug in that thread that pic is from.

[Anonymous No.17118777]

That obese alcoholic who posts his taco bell and depressing grocery hauls. Honestly just feel bad for him. Seems really pathetic, like this place is his only social outlet because he has no friends

[Anonymous No.17118783]

>>17117364
I remember this thread.
I thought the dish looked both inspired yet inventive. Refreshingly nuanced but in a familiar way.
Isn’t that what exploring cooking is all about?

[Anonymous No.17118789]

>>17118661
aww that's cute, they only wanted help/second opinion. Maybe I'm too nice to be on here

[Anonymous No.17119174]

>>17117456
Nice bird seed mush lmao

[Anonymous No.17119197]

>>17118634
Aside from the awful presentation the combination of ridiculous gooey cheese and slightly well done crust might mean this tasted pretty good

[Anonymous No.17119307]

>>17117377
4CHANZ!!!!!!
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[Anonymous No.17119329]

>>17117377
>>17119307
You know where to go

[Anonymous No.17119343]

The catalog right now is pretty accurate.

[Anonymous No.17119346]

>nobody posting my abhorrent attempt
whew
>>17117456
lol get fucked

[Anonymous No.17119352]

>>17118427
That thing doesn't resemble egg fort sandwich in the slightest what the fuck

[Anonymous No.17119354]

>>17119352
hence everyone's disgust
bear in mind he framed all these changes as improvements

[Anonymous No.17119373]

>>17117456
I'd tell you to stream it but you'd probably fuck that up too

[Anonymous No.17119384]

>>17117483
Looks good, but why mix spaghetti and steak?

[Anonymous No.17119386]

>>17117456
>guess I'll just blow my brains out.
Don't be such a tease.

[Anonymous No.17119404]

>>17119384
I require calories in order for my body to function, to this end I feed a chemical reactor in my torso with food which it converts into energy and chemicals my body can use

[Anonymous No.17119410]

>>17119404
HOW
that plate has enough for two meals for me

[Anonymous No.17119411]

>>17119404
>Zuckerberg fingers typed this post

[Anonymous No.17119418]

>>17119410
I cycle to and from my construction job
>>17119411
do not attempt to divine my motives, mortal

[Anonymous No.17119420]

>>17119418
I work out three or four times a week though

[Anonymous No.17119425]

>>17117364
Looks like someone rolled ground beef on some roughly chopped onion and backed it

[Anonymous No.17119426]

>>17119420
that's good anon I am proud of you

[Anonymous No.17119443]

>>17117456
That's how you learn
Do you want people eating your food and telling you it's good out of pity for the rest of your life?

[Anonymous No.17119466]

>>17119426
I just wish I hadn't fallen out with my workout buddy

[Anonymous No.17119470]

>>17118634
Add some kebab meat to this and it would probably be good

[Anonymous No.17119478]

>>17118710
Oh yes cats buttholes hair the key ingredient in middle aged single woman's cooking

[Anonymous No.17119481]

>>17119466
He catch you staring at his ass?

[Anonymous No.17119483]

>>17119481
I owed her £500 from the holiday we went on

[Anonymous No.17119575]

>>17119197
>awful presentation
>gooey cheese
you don't get it. the cheese isn't even cooked. it's not gooey, that shit is still whole and has barely even started to melt. the onions are raw and you can't even see a smidge of sauce. it's complete shit and everyone in that thread was 100% right.

[Anonymous No.17119669]

>>17119483
Fucking repay her, why borrow money that you don't intend to repay??

[Anonymous No.17119696]

was fucking delicious I assure you

[Anonymous No.17119712]

>>17119466
sorry to hear that anon. I hope things turn around for you

[Anonymous No.17119718]

>>17119696
I believe you, this shit board will call anything shapeless sloppa but stew or sauce like dishes are easy to make and fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.17119721]

Do you guys like beer?

[Anonymous No.17119745]

>>17119718
sloppa is a positive description, only the specific sloppa shit is negative

[Anonymous No.17119746]

>>17119669
I repaid her immediately but it made things awkward.

[Anonymous No.17119769]

>>17119746
Oh, well what was the issue then?

[Anonymous No.17119850]

>>17119769
A whole lot of nothing. Basically I hadn't paid her immediately because...I told her I was going to wait for my student loan to come in before paying her, which she was fine with, until neither of us got our loans in and she suddenly needed the money, so she got politely mad which made the whole workout session awkward. Then at the end of the session instead of getting the bus together like normal I said I was gonna take a new bus back to mine because it was faster (true, but she sounded very upset when I told her).
Then next time we met I made a face at her when she sat next to me, which she misinterpreted as me disliking her but was actually me trying to surreptitiously alert her that her toxic ex was sitting literally right there. Later she snapped at me which made me not want to go to a party later that night with her which lead to us not talking for about two months, despite my attempts to reach out. Then we were scheduled to see this pop artist we both love together but I hadn't got double jabbed so I couldn't go with her and that's the last time we even messaged each other.

If all this sounds like totally fucking stupid literally nothing secondary school bullshit, it's because it is. The fact that our friendship could fall apart over something so minuscule is part of why I know I can never be friends with her again.

[Anonymous No.17119875]

>>17118285
nigger

[Anonymous No.17119882]

>>17119850
worst post on /ck/ currently. also she likes you or you've been friend zoned hard. judging by your use of the word toxic I'd guess the latter

[Anonymous No.17119973]

>>17117364
that fag with the raw mushrooms in his salad and his microwave.

[Anonymous No.17119982]

>>17119882
Neither, she's gay and had a horrible codependent thing with another woman.
>worst post on /ck/ currently
Harsh but fair.

[Anonymous No.17120030]

>>17119982
post ass

[Anonymous No.17120033]

>>17120030
Mine? I'm afraid it's too fat for this board. The sheer data you'd need to transfer for my plump cherry butt would be astronomical.

[Anonymous No.17120036]

>>17120033
post it and I post mine

[Anonymous No.17120067]

>>17117456
if people laughs at you everywhere you go, maybe you're not the innocent victim

[Anonymous No.17120074]

>>17117456
KWAB

[Anonymous No.17120125]

>>17120036

[Anonymous No.17120137]

>>17117477
kek. reminds me of the time I noticed some tripfaggot on /o/ actually lived right by my workplace. By chance his car happened to be parked on the street as I was going to work. I posted a pic telling him I'm going to fuck him up and break his legs. Good times.

[Anonymous No.17120152]

[Anonymous No.17120157]

>>17119850
man I've been there so many times but you can read your post, it's chance and chance and chance again you failed. not at being you but being open. Take that at what you will

[Anonymous No.17120203]

>>17120137
it really is the worst board. most boards are full of bottom feeders but only on /o/ is there actually open hostility to their betters. like they actually want a shitty board full of hatchbacks

[Anonymous No.17120290]

>>17120125
>flat ass
>tiny tube thighs
absolute dyel shit

[Anonymous No.17120292]

>>17117456
>posting that shit and expecting to be praised for it
look, man, everyone makes some shitty meals now and then, but just keep them to yourself. if you post shit like that to a place like this, expect a bit of mockery. either improve yourself, so the next time you post food, you'll be complimented, or just go with your idea, whatever

[Anonymous No.17120322]

>>17120125
a..anon..

[Anonymous No.17120333]

>>17120290
>>17120322
jelly obese bloatlords

[Anonymous No.17120345]

>>17120333
twink trips, you look like a frail little thing anon, it would be fun to bust you open

[Anonymous No.17120351]

>>17120345
wouldn't your heart give out if you approached a sexual situation

[Anonymous No.17120375]

>>17120157
There were missed chances for sure, but it's worth remembering I did reach out a few times and each time she just left me on read.
>>17120125
not only is this not me, I'm pretty sure they're just somebody's calves with a weird perspective

[Anonymous No.17120389]

>>17120125
That's the longest ass I've ever seen. It looks like a pair of fucking fingers.

[Anonymous No.17120403]

>>17120375 is an imposter

[Anonymous No.17120408]

>>17117821
/v/ is /e/ now
/tv/ is /pol/ now

[Anonymous No.17120410]

>>17120403
sus

[Anonymous No.17120418]

>>17120375
stop pretending to be me.

[Anonymous No.17120606]

>>17120125
I scrolled past this quickly and legitimately thought it was a pair of knees.

[Anonymous No.17120640]

>>17117456
lol

[Anonymous No.17120641]

>>17120606
clearly you are so fat that this is the only thing you've ever done quickly

[Anonymous No.17120675]

>>17120125
literally a hank hill ass

[ieatinmycar No.17120726]

>>17120125
Holy shit thanks for actually make me laugh.
Do some fucking squats every once in a while dude hahahahaha. Unreal.

[Anonymous No.17120732]

>>17120675
>>17120726
>seething burgers
this is literally what a healthy man's bottom looks like you fat effeminate gays

[ieatinmycar No.17120742]

>>17120732
If you say so, Hank ass.
No, I'm not posting my ass, bitch boy, go do some squats.

[Anonymous No.17120762]

>>17117456
Nobody knows who you are so why do you give a fuck, just close the thread.

[Anonymous No.17120766]

>>17120742
>won't post his rear blimp
ok tubs

[Anonymous No.17120783]

>>17118324
Doesn't he buy these from somewhere?

[Anonymous No.17120787]

[Anonymous No.17120793]

>>17117456
Before I saw your post, I saved it bc I thought it looked good. I like it:)

[Anonymous No.17120808]

>>17120125
That other guy is right, they are tensed calves.

[Anonymous No.17120812]

>>17120787
This is bad? I'd eat that, looks good

[Anonymous No.17120814]

>>17120812
Look a little closer anon

[Anonymous No.17120839]

>>17120814
Not him but I don't see what is wrong with it either and I especially don't see any pubes

[Anonymous No.17120845]

>>17117827
Average 4chan user

[Anonymous No.17120851]

>>17118451
cope seethe dilate amerimutt

[Anonymous No.17120859]

>>17120839

[Anonymous No.17120876]

>>17120351
I laughed and farted at the same time when i read this

[Anonymous No.17120881]

>>17118783
ok I kek'd
6/10

[Anonymous No.17120952]

>>17120859
Oh. Well unless I'm blind you can't see it in >>17120787 so >>17120814 is pointless

[Anonymous No.17121070]

>>17120859
I don't get it, hair gets into food all the time

[Anonymous No.17121097]

>>17118634
not bad. the raw onions are weird but otherwise not bad.

[Anonymous No.17121121]

>>17117456
I'm sorry dude. I feel bad now.

[Anonymous No.17121131]

>>17117456
do a flip

[Anonymous No.17121138]

>>17120808
this.
who the fuck wears thigh high gym socks?

[Anonymous No.17121147]

>>17121070
you’re disgusting

[Anonymous No.17121170]

Anyone remember boiled steak bong?

[Anonymous No.17121196]

>>17120787
holy shit

[Anonymous No.17121267]

>>17119197
Please never cook for anyone.

[Anonymous No.17121275]

[Anonymous No.17121288]

>>17117483
I can tell someone was proud of this steaming pile of Austistic diarrhea shit

[Anonymous No.17121295]

>>17117483
It's partially raw retard. It seems like it wasn't cooked at room temperature

[Anonymous No.17121297]

>>17117364
What an insult this is to the Great Surly Egg King.

[Anonymous No.17121299]

>>17119850
Are you a woman? I am sensing strong estroid vibes from this shitpost

[Anonymous No.17121300]

>>17121170
KEK, I remember. He was assblasted, what a great thread that was.

[Anonymous No.17121305]

>>17118634
NY fags seethe

[Anonymous No.17121316]

>>17121147
grow your hair out 2 feet and then tell me how easy it is to keep it out of food

[Anonymous No.17121322]

>>17118731
>>17119174
>>17119373

[Anonymous No.17121328]

>>17121316
maybe later

[Anonymous No.17121334]

>>17120389
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.17121352]

>>17118777
ironically, he's probably happier than you.

[Anonymous No.17121355]

>>17121097
Raw onions go with everything, what’s weird about them?

[Anonymous No.17121374]

>>17121147
you're not supposed to eat the hair... you pick it out. imagine all the dead skin flakes youve eaten that you're unaware of.

[Anonymous No.17121436]

[Anonymous No.17121450]

>>17117364
>high meats

[Anonymous No.17121522]

>>17121138
me

[Anonymous No.17121524]

>>17121522
Am I me?

[Anonymous No.17121526]

>>17121524
only if u wear thigh high gym socks like me. that IS my ass

[Anonymous No.17121533]

>>17121526
>
>>17120726

[Anonymous No.17121562]

>>17121328
okay

[Anonymous No.17121641]

Anyone else have a povertydinner folder?

[Anonymous No.17122101]

>>17121641
what's poverty about this other than the plating

[Anonymous No.17122106]

>>17121436
Pretty amazing recreation of a vending machine burger

[Anonymous No.17122113]

>>17121316
Why would I want to be a tranny?

[Anonymous No.17122133]

>>17117456
It boggles my mind that you would post this image online and expect praise

[Anonymous No.17122145]

>>17119329
b-back to r/eddit?

[Anonymous No.17122155]

>>17118324
whenever i see raw shit like this i just assume the person is trying to commit suicide

[Anonymous No.17122162]

>>17122155
You wouldn't even die from that, you'd just become ungodly ill

[Anonymous No.17122175]

[Anonymous No.17122181]

>>17122175
please tell me that isn't fucking peanut butter

[Anonymous No.17122183]

>>17122181
I can't
I'm not a liar

[Anonymous No.17122184]

>>17122175
this must be from /fit/

[Anonymous No.17122187]

>>17122184
I do browse /fit/ but these are all mine

[Anonymous No.17122197]

>>17121275
steakfags deserve to be triggered into oblivion

[Anonymous No.17122198]

>>17120408
/tv/ is nu-pol aka reddit mixed with /b/ and /r9k/

[Anonymous No.17122646]

>>17121299
No I'm just bisexual

[Anonymous No.17122690]

My very first and probably last try on liver

[Anonymous No.17122799]

>>17122690
looks good
im not a fan of liver
but i definitely will give it a try again sometime in the future

[Anonymous No.17122804]

>>17117456
of course people will shit on you here
this is where assholes thrive
suck it up OP
im sure it was a good sandwich

[Anonymous No.17122939]

>>17118427
It's not "sultry" you absolute mongoloid, it's "surly"

[Anonymous No.17123036]

>>17117560
calibrate your display anon.

[Anonymous No.17123043]

this picture gave me nightmares

[Anonymous No.17123052]

>>17117456
That's what you get for that pathetic attempt at replicating the egg king's sandwich. Fuck you

[Anonymous No.17123141]

>>17118289
no u

[Anonymous No.17123171]

>>17119850
Kek stupid faggot

[Anonymous No.17123173]

>>17117456

[Anonymous No.17123191]

>>17122939
Anon made no mistake.

[Anonymous No.17123291]

>>17117456
You said you were replicating the sandwich, replaced nearly all of the ingredients nonsensically, then proceeded to say it was improved. It deserves no praise.

[Anonymous No.17123329]

Someone post the cast iron egg picture right fucking now

[Anonymous No.17123512]

>>17120408
/e/ is /e/ you dingdong, it's just that few people actually want just /e/

[Anonymous No.17123517]

>>17123291
It's not the lack of praise that's excessive, but the amount of vitriol for just that

[Anonymous No.17123549]

>>17123517
Surly egg fort guy is a king here. You honestly didn't get enough hate for disrespecting his sandwich like that

[Anonymous No.17123669]

>>17117456
stream it faggot

[Anonymous No.17123731]

>>17117456
Do a flip

[Anonymous No.17123742]

>>17117456
I think it looks good anon

[Anonymous No.17123766]

>>17122183
oated whitefish with warm pb
v i p man

[Anonymous No.17123781]

>>17117364

[Anonymous No.17123855]

>>17120606
That's because it is a pair of knees. Some retard has been spamming that pic for a couple months now.

[Anonymous No.17123857]

>>17118661
jesus christ you guys go too far sometimes

[Anonymous No.17123865]

>>17120074
>>>/asp/
Go back, and take your shitty forced meme attempt with you.

[Anonymous No.17124088]

>>17118324
What's wrong with that? Looks great.

[Anonymous No.17124106]

Since he is the indian i assume it’s curry

[Anonymous No.17124149]

>>17119575
Well I don't see you having sex with men either but you're still a faggot. Maybe that's what you and that pizza have in common, saucy bottom under all the cheese.

[Anonymous No.17124220]

>>17122690
I'd cut the liver into smaller pieces and sear them first, then remove from the pan and brown the onions and make a sauce with them. Then add liver back later.

[Anonymous No.17124340]

>>17124149
never in my life will I understand someone like you who will so adamantly defend an retarded piece of shit pizza. can't even come up with a better comeback than calling me a fag lol. pathetic

[Anonymous No.17124356]

>>17124340
I am not adamantly defending a shitty pizza, I'm adamantly calling you faggot lol

[Anonymous No.17124386]

>>17121436
The mummy burger

[Anonymous No.17124407]

>>17123517
learn 2 cook tranny faggot

[Anonymous No.17124593]

I skimmed the online recipes but figured I knew what I was doing and tossed some Brussels sprouts and mushrooms in a frying pan with olive oil, butter, and garlic salt
Behold, crispy, buttery, and delicious
Just cook for yourself and don't disappoint yourself

[Anonymous No.17124693]

>>17124593
Looks mushy and blurry and therefore cannot be very good.

[Anonymous No.17124721]

>>17124693
My phone and it's camera's lighting is terrible. Wasn't mushy at all.

[Anonymous No.17124724]

>>17118324
Glad someone finally posted this shit. Such a vile looking burger

[Anonymous No.17124734]

>>17118324
how do you get undercooked meat this dry

[Anonymous No.17124744]

>>17122101
You mean besides the fact that's a used cookie instead of a new one?

[Anonymous No.17124747]

This particular thread died really fast

[Anonymous No.17124780]

>>17120732
Mens ass's usually has muscle retard, more muscle than womens so they are hard and perky. That fag is literally emaciated to the point where he has 0 muscle mass.

[Anonymous No.17124855]

>>17124780
You have 0 brain mass cause thats not an ass, faggot.

[Anonymous No.17124905]

>no pics of Angie's cottage-cheese ass yet
I wouldn't want to get banned either, but that horrifying tripfag was clear evidence you've been here a while. Back before a mentally ill woman posting pictures of herself in lingerie and not getting banned was acceptable.

[Anonymous No.17124914]

[Anonymous No.17124987]

>>17123173

[Anonymous No.17125005]

>>17120783
Supposedly he makes that at work

[Anonymous No.17125050]

Google "4chan roadkill deer in a bathtub", no results. Damn, I saved those pictures several HDDs ago.

[Anonymous No.17125091]

>>17117456
salty king of the fag fort

[Anonymous No.17125095]

>>17123766
that's chicken, not fish

[Anonymous No.17125117]

>>17117456
:(

don't let these chuds get to you

[Anonymous No.17125184]

>>17125095
I want to fuck that omelette

[Anonymous No.17125191]

>>17117456
>caring what some random niggers on a Mongolian basket weaving forum say

[Anonymous No.17125197]

>>17121275
What's wrong with this? Looks good desu

[Anonymous No.17125199]

At least no one saved my awful first attempt at hollandaise.

[Anonymous No.17125213]

>>17124593
If you told me this was tiny clams with pesto I'd believe you. Turn off the subwoofer before you take pics

[Anonymous No.17125227]

>>17125199
I don't know how bad yours was but everyone fucks up hollandaise the first time

[Anonymous No.17125323]

>>17124747
I don't get why mods would delete this. It's OC, on topic, sfw and hilarious. What gives

[Anonymous No.17125331]

>>17120859
>things have certainly gotten hairy here
/ck/ is the funniest board on this site, I'm crying

[Anonymous No.17125367]

>>17124734
Looks a bit overcooked to me.

[Anonymous No.17125370]

>>17120787
where is it i cant find it

[Anonymous No.17125411]

>>17120125
I haven't laughed in a while. Thanks pal

[Anonymous No.17125415]

[Anonymous No.17125431]

>>17124747
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.17125432]

>>17117456
Just roll with it dumbass.
It's funny how terrible it is.

[Anonymous No.17125489]

>>17124905
Yeah I miss those days,

[Anonymous No.17125870]

>>17123517
>>17125117
He set out to make the egg king's sandwich, but changed practically fucking everything, called all his changes an "improvement", then proceeded to call it bland and blame the egg king. He deserves every ounce of hate and you should kys yourself for defending him.

[Anonymous No.17125889]

[Anonymous No.17125934]

>>17123043
>the McCum

[Anonymous No.17125953]

>>17125870
Also acted obnoxiously proud of himself and stayed in the thread for HOURS doubling down. He's literally a lolcow

[Anonymous No.17125965]

I've never posted this anywhere, but heres some onions rings I made 5 years ago thats still somehow on my computer.

[Anonymous No.17125969]

>>17121275
nothing a little ketchup can't fix

[Anonymous No.17126007]

>>17120787
Even if there was a pube in there, Id take the risk for a slice.

[Anonymous No.17126026]

>>17125889
Looks good

[Anonymous No.17126182]

>>17119850
Gayest post I've seen yet

[Anonymous No.17126234]

>>17117364
/ck/ said my acorn bread looked like shit so here you go.

[Anonymous No.17126315]

>>17125965
cool rings

[Anonymous No.17126397]

>>17125184
you are more than whalecum to

[Anonymous No.17126403]

>>17126234
Yes, it does resemble a large turd

[Anonymous No.17126421]

>>17126234
Is your town experiencing a famine?

[Anonymous No.17126495]

Here's my failed kkanpunggi, have a chuckle anons.

[Anonymous No.17126511]

I was gonna ask for food help but after seeing these thread I don't think I would ever ask 4chan for advice. An-hero.

[Anonymous No.17126535]

>>17121374
>imagine all the dead skin flakes youve eaten that you're unaware of.
Oh no! Will I die soon or something serious like that?

[Anonymous No.17126542]

>>17126495
That's doesn't look too bad.

[Anonymous No.17126550]

>>17126421
No, it just tastes amazing try it, its thicc tho

[Anonymous No.17126561]

The veggies are mush, they were cooked too long. The sauce is thin, pooling on the bottom. Ginger and garlic chunks are uneven, some too large.

It was edible, but I turned a crunchy fried chicken stir fry into sloppa shit.

[Anonymous No.17126570]

>>17126542
Thanks, but you're wrong.
The veggies are mush, they were cooked too long.
The sauce is thin, pooling on the bottom.
Ginger and garlic chunks are uneven, some too large.

It was edible, but I turned a crunchy fried chicken stir fry into sloppa shit.

[Anonymous No.17126575]

>>17126495
You`re not cool cooking your korean/chinese bullcrap fuck off with theese wierd names weaboochud

[Anonymous No.17126597]

>>17126511
Just ask on Reddit if you have a serious question.

[Anonymous No.17126651]

>>17126182
I asked her for my luggage back yesterday and she said the reason she's been ghosting me is she's afraid of conflict.

[Anonymous No.17127095]

>>17119850
thats unfortunate but this post is so fucking gay
why the fuck isn't your gym buddy a man

[Anonymous No.17127125]

>>17118501
>mfw my potatoes doesn't serve me well biologically

[Anonymous No.17127133]

>>17125323
The mods are traumatized from seeing nikocado's asshole being posted 24/7

[Anonymous No.17127153]

>>17117364
Well, I just tried frying some cabbage with eggs.
Maybe red cabbage wasn't the best choice. Taste good, though.

[Anonymous No.17127163]

>>17127153
It looks like a prop from an alien Star Trek mess hall.

[Anonymous No.17127164]

>>17127153
Horrifying screaming skull in that pic bud

[Anonymous No.17127166]

>>17127153
>>17127163
dont google blue waffle worst mistake of my life

[Anonymous No.17127186]

>>17119746
>I repaid her immediately but
>>17119850
>Basically I hadn't paid her immediately because
Which is it, faggot? Oh wait, I don't care. No one does. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.17127187]

>>17127186
I repaid her the day she asked for it to be repaid my man.
I made you read my previous posts and I made you read this one too. I hold ultimate power over you. I am you master.

[Anonymous No.17127196]

>>17117456
at least you're cooking anon
keep trying

[Anonymous No.17127200]

>>17117456
learn to cook actual good food you loser

[Anonymous No.17127202]

>>17120125
>thats my image
Oh well, guess I'll just blow my brains out. everyone shits on me in real life and on here too. fuck all of you.

[Anonymous No.17127220]

>>17127163
Neat.

[Anonymous No.17127222]

>>17120125
>>17120808
holy shit i see it...

[Anonymous No.17127223]

>>17127187
I literally haven't read a single word you've posted.

[Anonymous No.17127228]

>>17127223
tl;dr

[Anonymous No.17127238]

Has anyone got the egg on legs?

[Anonymous No.17127258]

>>17127238

[Anonymous No.17127270]

>>17127258
Nice one senpai. I kind felt bad for that guy but egg on legs...

[Anonymous No.17127302]

>>17127228
huh?

[Anonymous No.17127390]

>>17127302
No, you
Didn't read your post btw, just assuming it was an insult

[Anonymous No.17127461]

>>17126234
I've always wanted to try making acorn flour, just to see if I can make a bread from it. I'd take a slice of this for sure, I've never tried acorn before.

[Anonymous No.17127776]

[Anonymous No.17127947]

>>17127776
Italians would declare war on this person

[Anonymous No.17127954]

>>17127947
He has nothing to fear then

[Anonymous No.17128047]

>>17127776
What the fuck is that.

[Anonymous No.17128074]

>>17121275
This would work fine as stew meat. Cook that shit low and slow until the meat completely comes apart into individual fibers and makes a a thick meaty stew.

[Anonymous No.17128076]

>>17127776
Yuck

[Anonymous No.17128360]

>>17118324
TB Anon's burger looks fine.

[Anonymous No.17128426]

>>17118661
wtf is wrong with people

[Anonymous No.17128436]

>>17121147
Oh poor baby. I assure you, the small strand of hair isn't gonna kill you.

[Anonymous No.17128441]

>>17117364
I wasn't featured :(

[Anonymous No.17128539]

>>17119470
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.17128559]

>>17127222
look somewhere else citizen. there's nothing to see in this image but a healthy bottom

[Anonymous No.17128638]

>>17117463
When I see pictures like this I wish I. Was a cat, looks so warm and cuddley

[Anonymous No.17128658]

>>17117364
This guy should have won the golden troll or the golden Icarus award. It was an epic thread.

[Anonymous No.17128675]

rate my pasta carbonara

[Anonymous No.17128680]

rhubarb- and porridge pizza nom nom

[Anonymous No.17128730]

>>17123857
>>17128426
newfags btfo, it's always funny seeing these redditards react to some light banter

[Anonymous No.17128757]

>>17124149
You made that piece of shit pizza, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.17128759]

>>17121275
this is so fucking horrid, how are you so incapable of cooking a fucking steak?

[Anonymous No.17128776]

>>17123865
worked

[Anonymous No.17128802]

>>17128680
I bet that'd be fucking delicious with some custard.

[Anonymous No.17129702]

hmm