Restaurant red flags

[Anonymous No.17078171]

I'll start
>menu is only available on Facebook in a picture uploaded over a year ago

[Anonymous No.17078181]

>>17078171
Thats literally every mexican restaurant

[Anonymous No.17078219]

Any gimmick is usually not a good sign when it comes to food quality

[Anonymous No.17078226]

>>17078171
>Bathroom is dirty.

[Anonymous No.17078239]

>>17078171
It's located in the midwest

[Anonymous No.17078240]

>>17078171
Any joint that doesn't promently display its inspection grading is suspect.
https://www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/business/food-operators/letter-grading-for-restaurants.page

[Anonymous No.17078245]

>the only customers in there are 50+ years old

[Anonymous No.17078248]

>restaurant has fewer than 5 locations

[Anonymous No.17078253]

>>17078171
If a Chinese restaurant in Chinatown NYC and the place is either empty or the only people in there are foreigners or white. The best places are the ones the Chinese folk go to.

[Anonymous No.17078261]

>>17078171
>menu is 19 pages long

[Anonymous No.17078268]

>>17078261
hahhaa like some goofy greek joint

[Anonymous No.17078274]

>all the servers are young attractive women

Pretty much guaranteed that the first thing she said to me is "How are we doing today? My name is roastie and I'll be taking care of you today. Can I start you of with anything to drink?"

[Anonymous No.17078279]

>>17078274
She clearly wants you to look up her skirt and ask her out.

[Anonymous No.17078283]

>Kids menu

[Anonymous No.17078289]

>>17078283
Tendies and ranch dressing?

[Anonymous No.17078290]

>>17078219
The Bogdanoffs aren't doing too well these days, huh?

[Anonymous No.17078298]

>>17078279
nah bud, she only wants that if she writes"thanks!" on the receipt.

[Anonymous No.17078307]

>>17078298
I think all do that for extra tips from suckers.

[Anonymous No.17078314]

>>17078274
>Can I start you of with anything to drink?"
One cup of your bath water, please, ideally after a long, hot, dirty shift.

[Anonymous No.17078327]

>>17078314
Don't italian places call bath water/dish wedding then upsell it?

[Anonymous No.17078331]

bath water, dish water, they'll try to upsell anything

[Anonymous No.17078338]

>>17078171
More than one table has angloids eating there

[Anonymous No.17078339]

I prefer my soul food with real soul

[Anonymous No.17078341]

some faggot that looks like this is behind the bar

[Anonymous No.17078346]

>>17078171
>Gimmicks
>Staff seems like they want to kill themselves
>GIGANTIC menu
>Food comes out too quick (obviously this depends on what it is)
>Fruit Flies
>Different Cuisines, Same Menu
>Tourist Traps
>Gross Shitters
>Require vaccine card

[Anonymous No.17078349]

>>17078341
What's the stupid look sprayed on beard look that seems so popular these days, it might be from the NFL or basketball but it's certainly artifical and retarded looking.

[Anonymous No.17078354]

>>17078341
/r/oldpeoplefacebook/

[Anonymous No.17078393]

>>17078354
What kind of moron bothers with the zuckerburg facebook shit these days?

[Anonymous No.17078471]

>>17078253
This is my #1 consideration. If I'm at a Mexican restaurant, I want Pablos to be eating there. If I'm at Chinese, want chinamen. If I'm at a shawarma, want Ahmeds there

[Anonymous No.17078486]

>>17078283
>tfw all my favourite foods are always on kids menus

[Anonymous No.17078490]

>table has QR code for menu
>link is broken or 404
I am fine with a paper menu because i am not a IG thot or a zoomer but at least scrape off the sticker for fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.17078494]

>>17078171
Yeah I'll have the burger
>you mean the BIG DICK BURGER??
Uh, yeah...

[Anonymous No.17078495]

>>17078171
>ethnic restaurant
>the place is actually clean

Only time this is acceptable is at a Japanese or Korean restaurant. Chinese, Mexican, Greek, Vietnamese, etc. should all have a lot standard of cleanliness of they are authentic.

[Anonymous No.17078499]

>>17078495
low standard

[Anonymous No.17078572]

>>17078393
The kinds of oldsters who get offended by 2010 hipster style

[Anonymous No.17078601]

>>17078274
what the hell is a roastie
>inb4 newfag

[Anonymous No.17078605]

>>17078226
this right here. You can tell a lot about how a place operates by the way their bathroom looks or their kitchen. used to go to this asian spot that had spotless floors wth some of the best food

[Anonymous No.17078613]

>it's a Pepsi restaurant

[Anonymous No.17078617]

>>17078354
Ifunny.com/imgur/facebook/r/fuckingfaggotanonsof4chan

[Anonymous No.17078620]

>>17078601
newfag even if you inb4

[Anonymous No.17078623]

>the office
Go back to plebbit.

[Anonymous No.17078626]

>>17078605
this is such a boomer shit tier "hack" it has to be ironic

[Anonymous No.17078638]

>>17078620
>inb4 u can inb4
im just not an incel

[Anonymous No.17078639]

>>17078601
roast beef vagina. aka she's been around the block which is why her labia is stretched like a roast beef sandwich.

[Anonymous No.17078645]

>>17078639
ah, makes sense thanks anon

[Anonymous No.17078649]

>>17078626
not everything is a hack you retarded zoomer. it's just basic knowledge. jesus christ. you guys are absolute retards.

[Anonymous No.17078660]

>>17078274
>All the servers are Young and attractive men
>Mom keeps asking why we keep going there

[Anonymous No.17078663]

>>17078639
e.g.

[Anonymous No.17078672]

>>17078339
>Black owned business
>White employees
That is just not right

[Anonymous No.17078682]

[Anonymous No.17078708]

>>17078663
fuck. that looks so good. im fasting until 8 you bastard. gonna go for a run so i can escape my cravings

also, my ex in college was really prude. like she only had sex with like 2 other guys ever before me in junior year (low bar nowadays). she had the tightest pussy but she also had serious roast beef lips. pussy looked awful but felt amazing. just a heads up to younger anons that you cant always judge a pussy by the lips. Taylor, you were a crazy bitch but you had a great feeling pussy.

[Anonymous No.17078719]

>>17078649
it's also complete bullshit, since BOH cleans the kitchen and FOH cleans the turlet. one being good doesn't guarantee the other, brainlet.

[Anonymous No.17078722]

>>17078226
>>17078605
Related
>restaurant has crumbs and bits of random shit on the floor
>the place just opened for lunch
If you arent cleaning front of the house, you sure as fuck arent keeping a clean kitchen or walk-in

[Anonymous No.17078736]

>>17078171
if there are only americans/fat people eating there

[Anonymous No.17078786]

>>17078171
>women owned

[Anonymous No.17078796]

>>17078171
>has a vegetarian option

[Anonymous No.17078819]

>>17078719

It speaks to the management of the entire establishment. I assume FOH and BOH are Front of House and Back of House respectively and you're just some low wage cuck?

[Anonymous No.17078834]

>>17078819
>he doesn't even know
as expected of a boomer cuck

[Anonymous No.17078846]

>>17078349
yeah, beards used to be a sign of 'cant be bothered' now they have beard oils and stuff to make it nice and soft lol

[Anonymous No.17078853]

>>17078639
Wait a minute. Wouldn't a woman in a relationship be worse? When I had a gf, I fucked her pretty much everyday. If I woman had sex with a different guy every week that's still only 52 times having sex vs ~300 times with me

[Anonymous No.17078861]

>>17078708
Of course the roast beef is a meme, nobody's actually pinching and stretching out a bitch's outer labia while fucking her, it's just a funny thing to call women because no matter how good they feel, cunts are a lil gross

[Anonymous No.17078873]

>>17078171
>employees are all young long hair twinks with t-shirts that literally say "I <3 MY JOB" on the back
you literally can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.17078876]

>>17078605
You sound like my mom. Do you say the same thing about dirty windows?

[Anonymous No.17078895]

>>17078853
it's incel logic

[Anonymous No.17078908]

>>17078248
How is that a red flag? The best places I’ve been to only have one location.

[Anonymous No.17078917]

>>17078346
All restaurants in La require vaccines cards

[Anonymous No.17079000]

>>17078171
>Staff are immigrants
>Owner isn't

[Anonymous No.17079118]

>>17078341
christ what year are you from, 2009?

[Anonymous No.17079206]

>>17078283
I remember on one of my trips to France I was waiting for a table and a family with two children came in and asked the front man if they had a childrens menu and he literally laughed in their face.
No clue how a frenchies can be so based and yet such utter pussies at the same time.

[Anonymous No.17079227]

>refuses to accept cash bills
>dirty tablet that wont turn off screen instead of a regular menu

[Anonymous No.17079285]

>>17079206

[Anonymous No.17079305]

>>17078639
That's not how female anatomy works.

[Anonymous No.17079327]

>>17078908

when people open restaurants, they are either "cooks", or "businessmen".
cooks care about cooking. one restaurant is good for them, more is a hassle, especially as they don't get to cook as much. these are the best restaurants usually, but not a lot of cooks open restaurants usually.

businessmen open restaurants to make money, cooking is secondary, just part of the business. a businessman will open new restaurant as soon as he makes enough money. if restaurant is shit, it won't spread, or will spread slowly.

this is what the comment is about, i assume

[Anonymous No.17079331]

>>17079305
then why do the biggest whores have the meatiest pusseys?

[Anonymous No.17079397]

>>17078917
Not defending that shithole but to be fair it's very loosely enforced

[Anonymous No.17079872]

>>17078613
/thread

>>17078617
i think your link is broken

[Anonymous No.17079920]

>>17078171
>this thread again

[Anonymous No.17079928]

>>17078908
That's just called a restaurant

[Anonymous No.17079975]

>>17078682
YOU WAKE UP

[Anonymous No.17080035]

It has customers. I don’t. Eat there if it’s popular. Popular means bad food.

[Anonymous No.17080054]

>>17078171
>le mutt face

[Anonymous No.17080098]

I have a skill for reading people. Initial contact with the staff usually tells me all I need to know.

[Anonymous No.17080114]

>>17078181
>is a Mexican restaurant

[Anonymous No.17080420]

>Flies openly swirling around
This made me hate my trip to Mexico like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.17080436]

>>17080420
this also
>prostitutes out the front
hate tijuana so much bros

[Anonymous No.17080461]

>>17079305
>skin/muscles don't stretch
you've clearly never seen the mess after childbirth

cope harder, roastie

[Anonymous No.17080466]

>>17080098
look at this anon with the vulcan mind meld

[Anonymous No.17080513]

>>17078708
She only told you about two but its more likely 20 and that's after pulling trains with various sports teams.

[Anonymous No.17080526]

>>17078917
>>17079397
It's not enforced at all for democrat party "do what I say, not what I do" hypocrite politicians.

[Anonymous No.17080539]

>>17078171
esl staff members

[Anonymous No.17080542]

>>17078171
Outdoor seating

[Anonymous No.17080544]

>>17078853
>>17079305
Vaginoplasties would not exist if this wasn't how vaginas work.

[Anonymous No.17080549]

>>17078708
Yeah no shit some women could be born with roastie lips just like some guys can be born with small dicks. It's not a refutation of the toll that the carousel takes on women.

[Anonymous No.17080670]

>>17078708
crazy i just fucked a girl named taylor last night

[Anonymous No.17080714]

>>17078171
Most if not all the customers are hipsters

[Anonymous No.17080950]

>>17080461
So you're saying after a woman has a child, her vagina stays wide enough to pass a watermelon forever? It shrinks back into place you dumb motherfucker. Flesh has a great degree of elasticity.

[Anonymous No.17081012]

>>17080114
>is a restaurant

[Anonymous No.17081023]

>>17078908
or a migrant family has opened up a business selling traditional food from their country and it tastes fucking amazing.

[Anonymous No.17081047]

>>17078495
this, korean place down the road is perfectly clean and has amazing food and is extremely consistent. i order the same thing every time for the past 4 years and it tastes exactly the same every time, and i know its made fresh because you can see right into the kitchen and watch them making it.

[Anonymous No.17081057]

>employees have visible tattoos
>employees have visible piercings
>employees smoke
>employees play music in the restaurant
>employees do not have menu memorized

[Anonymous No.17081085]

>>17081012
>is a retard

[Anonymous No.17081148]

>>17081057
>ignore patrons for minutes while talking to each other (often loud and laughing)

[Anonymous No.17081167]

>>17078171
If they reply to every bad review online

[Anonymous No.17081171]

>>17078601
lurk moar fgt

[Anonymous No.17081285]

>>17079305
Next you'll be telling me my dick yawed and rolled to the left on its own. Not from my own doing. I am the marble and the sculptor.

[Anonymous No.17081294]

>>17081148
the gall of some wagies

[Anonymous No.17081296]

>menu is only available on Facebook in a picture uploaded over a year ago

I can one up you...

>Menu posted on Facebook is several photos of their physical menu

[Anonymous No.17081311]

>>17078274
>"How are we doing today? My name is roastie and I'll be taking care of you today. Can I start you of with anything to drink?"

Y-y-y-ou T-t-too

[Anonymous No.17081321]

>>17078494
little dick energy

[Anonymous No.17081342]

>>17079227
>refuses to accept cash bills

Thats bizzare.

My first job was in a place that didnt take cards-- food was great-- owner just explained it's always been that way here, and if he started taking cards, he would have to mark everything up by 2.5%

(((card processors))) dont allow you to apply a separate fee to card transactions yourself-- but they still take a 2.5% cut.

[Anonymous No.17081382]

>>17081321
This.
>I'll have the Double Trouble Burnin' Party Patty, thanks.

[Anonymous No.17081390]

Huge menu

[Anonymous No.17081393]

>>17078171
>Server is rude, inattentive, or generally not good
Something about this just nags me.
>>17078226
I do agree, but I feel like there are a few exceptions that exist. Of course, exceptions exist everywhere I guess.

[Anonymous No.17081711]

>>17078290
lmao

[Anonymous No.17081745]

>>17079305
>he doesn't know about vaginal rejuvenation

[Anonymous No.17081778]

>>17079305
cope roastie
a chick whos nailed daily developes scar tissue which hangs after a time

[Anonymous No.17081926]

>hijack the thread to brag about my knowledge of women's private parts on a cooking forum

[Anonymous No.17081941]

>>17078834
I'm not that guy but you're a retard, just so you know

[Anonymous No.17081947]

>>17081941
takes one to know one, maggot

[Anonymous No.17081949]

>it's in the USA
>it's in the UK
Ok, everyone go home now.

[Anonymous No.17081956]

>>17081023
Migrants don't understand or care about basic hygiene. Plus if you give them money you encourage more to come to your country. Don't buy anything from foreign owned businesses. Find people that look like you, make sure they aren't traitors/cucks, and do business with them. Don't deal with foreigners unless you're ripping them off

[Anonymous No.17081957]

>>17081956
shut up, faggot

[Anonymous No.17081958]

>>17081947
No, it does not

[Anonymous No.17081963]

>>17081957
found the cuckold

[Anonymous No.17081976]

>>17078846
Wrong, beard oils and all kinds of beardcare bullshit are literally older than life. Men have gone around braiding and perfuming their beards since the beginning of time.
We just had a blessed respite from that faggotry for a century, but now it has once again returned. Stubble is the only tolerable beard length, fuck coping chinlets.

[Anonymous No.17081986]

>more than 5 main dishes on the menu

[Anonymous No.17081992]

>>17078638
Back to plebbit incel

[Anonymous No.17081996]

>>17081976
giving a fuck about fashion whether for other people or your own is gay as fuck

[Anonymous No.17082011]

>Restaurant red flags
There's pubic hair on the pizza and all the s's are changed to z's on the menu and you have to order at the bar and the control freak bartender gets upset if you walk to the pulltab machine without your mask

[Anonymous No.17082018]

>>17081996
He can't attract Narcissistic supply without his fashion tho

[Anonymous No.17082026]

>>17081996
Fashion is just a facet of social interaction. There's nothing wrong with refusing to take part in this or that trend, but dismissing the whole concept wholesale is just as retarded as dismissing manners. You can't avoid it without avoiding society, because avoidance is a choice (in this context a fashion statement) in itself.
Also you do realize the irony in your words, don't you?
>hurr fucking durr i live by the general rule of not giving a fuck about general rules
>hurr fucking durr I judge people who judge people to be faggots

[Anonymous No.17082046]

>>17081057
>>employees smoke
Where do you find a chef that doesn't smoke?

[Anonymous No.17082054]

>>17082026
https://youtu.be/Pc9FtASR1qA

[Anonymous No.17082070]

>>17078171
>Pictures of the food in menu is from stock images
>Only one chef doing all the cooking no matter the dish and how many people ordering
>Waiter and cashier gossips
>Most of the workers there are related to the owner (like fucking indians)

[Anonymous No.17082072]

>>17078490
>qr code menu
>they have no wifi and my phone gets a shitty signal in their restaurant

[Anonymous No.17082107]

>>17082072
just qr code menu desu. fuck that noise

[Anonymous No.17082108]

>>17078171

[Anonymous No.17082109]

>the cook steals your waitress gf

[Anonymous No.17082139]

>>17078226
>Restroom is clean
>Solid color schemes
>Sink and faucets shared between both sexes
>Wall-wide mirror to prevent looking at other side
>Sink is a large slab funneling water towards a drain
>Faucets right in the middle where you could technically wash your hands with a woman from the other side
>Automatic paper towel dispenser
>Air jet hand drier
>Urinals always stocked with ice cubes
Food's gonna be great.

[Anonymous No.17082211]

>>17082107
I mean the code takes me to their website or some shit and i can't download the menu to look at it

[Anonymous No.17082218]

>>17082211
i want a paper menu and a waiter to serve me. this qr bollocks is just progress for the sake of progress. what does it improve?

[Anonymous No.17082229]

>>17078283
it's pretty sad when kids can only be catered to by adding chicken tenders and french fries to the menu

[Anonymous No.17082252]

>after you order at the counter the cashier flips the tablet to you
>it asks you to tip
>for pickup

[Anonymous No.17082398]

>>17078853
>Wouldn't a woman in a relationship be worse?
you realize that women who "have been around the block" are always in a relationship, right? they had 50 boyfriends pounding them constantly. the entire point is they have an absolute fuckton of sex and it blows out their vaginas.

[Anonymous No.17082421]

>>17078171
>I'll start
>>menu is only available on Facebook in a picture uploaded over a year ago
Not necessarily true. Maybe their prices just haven't changed.
It just might be a business that has a limited menu, such as a BBQ joint.
There isn't going to be much variation to some restaurant menus other than the soup of the day.
Owners are older, and not techies.

[Anonymous No.17082425]

>>17078341
>some faggot that looks like this is behind the bar
geesh, look at all that jewelry. you'll just know his hands aren't clean enough to be touching your barware

[Anonymous No.17082441]

makes more than 1 cusine.

Menu hasn't changed in ages.

No effort to advertise

No effort to renew menu

Can't make a basic sauce (i.e tomato sauce tastes bland)
Long menu

rn8wa

[Anonymous No.17082479]

>>17082441
>makes more than 1 cusine.
This is a big one. If a restaurant says it can do anything it means it'll be medicore at everything.

[Anonymous No.17082484]

>>17078253
the best ones dont have english menus though lmao

[Anonymous No.17082500]

>>17080420
>>17080436
This is why they put lime in all their beer bottles

[Anonymous No.17082537]

>>17078171
>so many gnats the white table paper is covered in red streaks of blood from swatting so many of them in a single sitting

[Anonymous No.17082556]

>>17078171
It’s located in a flyover state. Shithole choke and puke guaranteed right there.

[Anonymous No.17082568]

>>17082479
I disagree as long as the menu is short. I have a local place where the owner lived in Taiwan for 5 years and makes decent Chinese in addition to diner food

[Anonymous No.17082640]

>>17078338
No I'm thank good you?
asians can't speak English lol... So dumb

[Anonymous No.17082654]

>>17082556
What is a flyover state? And why does ck hate their food so much

[Anonymous No.17082658]

If I see someone peeing in the soup I don't care how good the reputation is, I'm leaving.

[Anonymous No.17082686]

>>17082654
they dont want to know how the sausage is made

[Anonymous No.17082782]

Waiter leans on my table.
Like back off man.

[Anonymous No.17082853]

>>17082654
the ones in the middle like Kansas and Iowa. Lot of farmers or people with recently rural cultural history so the food is unsophisticated and highly caloric, with barely any seafood or ethnic influences. That's less the case in the large cities and college towns like Chicago or Madison but coasites tend to ignore those islands of cosmopolitanism for the sake of memery

[Anonymous No.17082858]

>>17082108
idk what the fuck that even means or how you get that distinction

[Anonymous No.17082867]

>>17078601
You are a newfag though, nice try faggit.

[Anonymous No.17082876]

>>17078171
>can I get you something to drink?
>yeah i'll have a coke
>is pepsi ok?
>y-yeah

[Anonymous No.17082901]

>>17082441
>no effort to advertise
i like my restaurants without zoomers thank you

[Anonymous No.17082910]

>>17082853
>with barely any seafood or ethnic influences
sounds based to me

[Anonymous No.17082931]

>menu only available by scanning QR code on your smart phone

[Anonymous No.17082938]

>>17078181
only deciding factor of how good a Mexican restaurant is? how much English you hear walking through the door. if you can't hear a lick of it you're boutta eat minimum 7/10 sloppa

[Anonymous No.17082939]

>>17082853
You mean actual food right? Not the tripe they serve in "fancy" roastie coastie cities. Sound heckin based to me.

[Anonymous No.17082965]

>>17081926
>hijack the thread to whinge about vaginafacts
look look i posted too

[Anonymous No.17082983]

>>17082858
yeah me neither. is it just 'le safe space?'
it makes me n the bf feel awkward so we just pass off as two car bros instead

[Anonymous No.17082992]

>>17082983
cool blog post, you tranny faggot

[Anonymous No.17082998]

>>17082992
everyone hates trannies even fags
im only insulted that you dare think I'd be THAT mentally ill

[Anonymous No.17083050]

>>17082992
historically gays and trannies have not been chums
>>17082983
I think it means you have a pride sticker or something in your window but idk

[Anonymous No.17083060]

>>17083050
ngl i cannot handle the campy pride fags at all. it makes us wince and cringe and 180 outta there. There's a horrible contrast in this country of dudes who happen to be gay and faggots who make it their entire personality.

[Anonymous No.17083081]

>>17083060
75% of my county voted for Biden so every other house has one of those updated pride flags or a BLM sign or one of pic rel or all three. Performative liberalism can take a hike

[Anonymous No.17083903]

>>17083081
the old prideflag made me sigh everytime I saw it but now that it has poopy nigger colors in with trannyshit its officially ruined
pandering to BPD tranny psychos has ruined everything

[Anonymous No.17083908]

>>17083060
>>17083903
>>17082998
>I'm a REAL MAN'S FAGGOT RARRRR QUEEN
You're actually worse than any tranny or pridefag because you make being an obnoxious cunt even more of your personality than they do. You're what we used to call a normalfag around here, so obsessed with the idea of seeming 'normal' it dominates everything you are. And still a degenerate faggot, btw. Neck yourself.

[Anonymous No.17084593]

>>17078171
This is my local Chinese, not on food delivery apps, failed Facebook that's never updated, have to squint on a crusty jpeg to see the menu but it's always great.

[Anonymous No.17084633]

>>17078171
Ask a question about the food. Not some bull shit like "is the beef hormone free" but something that will see if the server is paying attention.
The reason is this will show if the place is mangaged well, and getting good people.
Something like "you the veggies canned or fresh"
If they have to ask the kitchen then its a bad sign.

[Anonymous No.17084686]

>>17081957
shut up self-hating racist.

[Anonymous No.17084695]

>>17083908
kek, I just hate stereotypes and the faggots who live up to them. Quit your seething nooby retard.

[Anonymous No.17084772]

>>17083908
Way to out yourself as a tranny.

[Anonymous No.17085007]

>>17078171
its located on either coast.

[Anonymous No.17085086]

>>17078171
>Restaurant themed for some European or Southeast gook culture
>Staffed by Mexicans
>Serves food completely unrelated to the dishes of the culture themed

[Anonymous No.17085162]

>>17081285
top kek

[Anonymous No.17085185]

>>17081057
>expecting your local diner to be a christian 5 star restaurant
lmao what a retard. the last one i agree though if the wagies are reading the diagrams on the wall to make your food you're pretty much fucked

[Anonymous No.17085230]

>woman owned
>Black owned

[Anonymous No.17085709]

>>17082218
It's cheaper and they can hide behind environmentalism virtue signaling if anyone complains. It's cheaper.

[Anonymous No.17085898]

>>17078253
In any Chinese food court, you should always join the longest line and buy what everyone else buying.

[Anonymous No.17085917]

>>17078239
Hurr durr coastie

[Anonymous No.17085928]

>>17079331
They don’t. Have you ever seen porn in your life? They literally vet women for attractive pussies like they do men with big dicks.

[Anonymous No.17085941]

>>17081778
Where in the actual fuck do you people find this stuff? The only scar tissue a woman can have is in the hymenal ring at the opening of the vagina, and it never ‘hangs’.

[Anonymous No.17085953]

>>17085941
They're all virgins trying to feel superior to women who happened to be born with larger than average labia. Yet all of them wish they were born with larger penises. Men are a mess.

[Anonymous No.17086068]

>>17085941
>>17085953
you're either actually clueless or never touched a female before or just coping
a woman who's been railed back to back developes scar tissue, no matter how much reddit tier "science facts" you pull up
same with birth
>b-but some are born with a big outer labia
yes but that's not reheald scar tissue
if you are clueless, shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.17086093]

>>17085953
vaginas change and hang down more when they get fucked a lot, I've personally caused it to happen

[Anonymous No.17086232]

>>17078171
>serves Coke products

[Anonymous No.17086383]

>>17079206
Didn't happen. French restaurants are welcoming of families and always have a menu l'enfant during opening hours

[Anonymous No.17086445]

>no cooks smoking by the dumpsters
>not a visible tatoo in sight
>the employees aren't ever seen eating their own food when they're on their breaks

[Anonymous No.17086658]

>>17078239
THIS

[Anonymous No.17086679]

>>17078171

[Anonymous No.17086697]

>>17081956
>Plus if you give them money you encourage more to come to your country.
Based, I get delicious tacos and you cry on the internet. sounds like a good deal

[Anonymous No.17086699]

>>17086697
Uh, couldn't you just get the recipe and have natives cook it? Then you'd get the food without burning your entire culture and race to the ground?
Just a though.