Holy FUCKING shit one of the best things I've ever done in my life

[Anonymous No.17065803]

I'd like to tell you this recipe but I'm not sure if your IQ is intelligent enough to comprehend the flavor of this

Campbells tomato soup
1/2 can mixed with heavy cream and milk
Couple shakes of Parsley
Plenty of Fresh Cracked Pepper
Plenty of Parmesan
Jalapeno Cream Cheese - 2 tbsp

Put all that shit in a pot and boil it and make fucking TOMATO SOUP, the extra creamyness and flavor of jalapeno cream cheese, and the heavy cream and parmesan is NUTS

I grilled 2 cheese sandwiches to go with it on fresh white bred, lightly covered in mayo. Both Wisconsin sharp white cheddar and white processed sandwich cheese/Swiss cheese and white processed sandwhich cheese grilled to perfection.

use the spoon to cut bitesize portions and pop them bitches in yo soup 3-4 pieces at a time so they don't just get soppy yurd me

Thanks try this tonight thank you very much I hope you have the sophisticated taste buds to enjoy this

[Anonymous No.17065812]

>canned soup
>dump some random shit in it
Wow great recipe when are you opening your restaurant chef OP?

[Anonymous No.17065819]

>MOMMY IM A RETARD

[Anonymous No.17065842]

>>17065803
Maybe I could make tortilla soup with that.

[Anonymous No.17065844]

tomato soup is just spaghetti sauce.

[Anonymous No.17065849]

>if you put cream and cheese in something it tastes better
God bless your soul you fat, fat retard- yes it does.
Glad you had a good lunch.

[Anonymous No.17065852]

>>17065812
how do you think the tomato soup is made at applebys or whatever fucking shithole diner you eat at?

[Anonymous No.17065860]

>>17065852
This has to be satire

[Anonymous No.17065870]

>>17065812
Tomato soup at courtyard marriott is made with canned marinara, half/half, and dried herbs.
That was pre-covid, not sure if they reopened bistros yet.
What will we do without our beautiful restaurants oh no

[Anonymous No.17065873]

>>17065860
you're saying you think it's not just from a can with random shit dumped in it?

[Anonymous No.17065878]

>>17065860
You’re right it’s not a canned soup it’s pizza sauce

[Anonymous No.17065886]

>>17065873
Based can soup defender

[Anonymous No.17065898]

there's nothing wrong with spicing up some canned soup

[Anonymous No.17065900]

>>17065842
Yeah I thought about that as well

>>17065849
You’re god damned right it does. Cream cheese would be good on fucking tree bark. It’s the heroin of cheese. >>17065878
I was thinkin with pizza hut style breadsticks wouldn’t my recipe be like da ultimate dippable pizza

[Anonymous No.17065939]

>middle school
>faggot "alternative school" so they let us run wild, pack in our own shit, claim random spans of time for lunch, fuck around in empty homerooms unsupervised
>packed myself a campbell's plain tomato soup
>nuked it
>took out a baggie I'd packed with garlic salt, some dried oregano, and chopped fresh basil
>dumped that crap in and stirred it up
>friend who packed shitty veggie california rolls expressed astonishment at my alterations, kept trying to steal my soup and said he'd never smelled such good tomato soup

[Anonymous No.17065945]

I've been putting all that shit in my tomato soup since I was like 8, lol it's good but I wouldn't lose my shit over it. jfc easy girl.

[Anonymous No.17065988]

>>17065939
That’s a nice story anon

>>17065945
You’ve been putting JALAPENO CREAM CHEESE in your tomato soup? Pretty sure I’m breaking ground here.

[Anonymous No.17066004]

>>17065803
Sounds good anon, I hope you keep experimenting with cooking.

[Anonymous No.17066014]

>>17066004
Will you try it and report back with a rating and summary?

[Anonymous No.17066028]

>>17066014
Probably not.

[Anonymous No.17066033]

>>17065988
lol no you're not, sorry, spud but it's sloppy seconds soup for you.

[Anonymous No.17066042]

>>17065803
That sounds delectable.

[Anonymous No.17066976]

>>17065900
>Cream cheese would be good on fucking tree bark. It’s the heroin of cheese
cream cheese is fucking abhorrent.

[Anonymous No.17067642]

>>17066976
Promptly log off your PC and KILL YOURSELF

>>17066033
Yeah right I'm breaking literally breaking the cherry (tomato) on this soup darlin

[Anonymous No.17067657]

Tomato soup connoisseurs, I have a dilemma.
South Euro style (basil), or Slav style (tarragon)? Had both, and they are equally great, so I can't decide.

[Anonymous No.17067675]

>>17067657
In this thread we only talk about canned soup

[Anonymous No.17067685]

>>17065870
Maybe americans will actually lose weight if all these worthless restaurants shut their doors forever

[Anonymous No.17067704]

>>17065812
it's funny because OP would be much more successful at opening a restaurant with good food from practical and cost effective ingredients than whatever babish shit your on

here's a key ingredient to a michelin sauce we make btw

[Anonymous No.17067710]

>>17067642
the soup cuck copes

[Anonymous No.17067719]

Lol wait until you find out how good home made tomato soup tastes. Your enthusiasm for flavor is the start, so don’t think you’ve climbed Everest yet

[Anonymous No.17068242]

>>17065852
Lol never change muttland

[Anonymous No.17068257]

>>17067704
Whats the restaraunt?

[Anonymous No.17068264]

>>17065803
>if your IQ is intelligent enough

And you lost yours.

[Anonymous No.17068285]

>>17068257
Chili's

[Anonymous No.17068305]

>>17065803
lmao this sounds like a tiktok recipe. I'm not above canned soup, but acting like this is some sort of revelation is retarded. Not to mention the though or artificial jalapeno flavoring with the high acidity of parmesan and tomato sounds like a nightmare.

Glad you like it I guess.

[Anonymous No.17068311]

>>17068305
>though or
Thought of*

[Anonymous No.17068339]

>>17065803
This would probably taste even better if you did

>a high quality tomato puree
>cream
>parm
>boursin garlic and herb cheese
>finely chopped blistered jalapeno
>garnish with fresh cracked pepper, parsley, and a bit more parm

[Anonymous No.17068341]

>>17068339
yeah that would be great if I was a fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.17068351]

>>17068341
>if I was a fucking faggot
So you must think it's fuckin delicious then.

[Anonymous No.17068774]

>>17066976
You're wrong anon

[Anonymous No.17068791]

>>17065803
I've been making an approximation of this for some time by using a can of half and half instead of water with the campbells tomato soup concentrate and some parmesan and cayenne. I'm not saying you're unoriginal, just that those things go together

[Anonymous No.17068838]

>>17068351
Alright you caught me.

[Anonymous No.17069630]

>>17068305
Its PHILADELPHIA jalapeno cream cheese or from Lidls, real jalapenos in there DUMB FUCK

>>17068339
I didn’t post for suggestions I posted to show YOU the way

>>17068791
The cream cheese is what I’m talkin bout thats the standout
>>17067704 thank u anon
>>17067657 uh how bout the recipe in the OP dipshit

[Anonymous No.17069655]

>>17068351
Op btfo

[Anonymous No.17070245]

>>17068257
French Laundry