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17065724 No.17065724[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Have you ever put your penis into a portobello mushrooms carton and pretend your docking with a bunch of your bros? I have no friends and I'm a 34 year old virgin and it has pushed away the suicidal thoughts

>> No.17065848

No but I did put a silicon dildo in my ass fleshlight to pretend I'm doing a DAP. Pretty rad too.

>> No.17065851

>>17065724
I do this all the time! Not a virgin though but sometimes I take my boner and smack my wife’s ass with it and give her a mushroom shaped bruise as well.

>> No.17065858

>>17065851
Forgot to add only do this on her left ass cheek. I bat left handed in basement so my stance is the same